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Chapter 33 Unfinshed

It has been nearly two months since you have been knocked unconscious—Lurg said to Ursula as she began to wake up.

Argh, that’s horrible… how did you guys eat? Ursula asked.

Ah well you see—Lurg began. We had to rotate the roster a bit. Skully looked to see where we had extra people. And we found that we could use one of the medics to be the new cook. But neither Bella Dizzy nor Cannons wanted the job of cook, so Skully had a pants off/ dance off competition.

Oh god, Ursula said. For she knew anything involving Skully, Bella Dizzy and Cannons with no clothes on was going to be bad.

Yes, Ursula, it turned out to be just as bad as ye are thinking it is—Lurg said.

The competition got off to a good start, the entire crew were there to watch and vote on the winner. Cannons went first and did her little pants off/ dance off, but unfortunately it was a horrible dance, and she didn’t get all the way naked. Too be honest with you, she looked like a one legged toad hopping about. Bella Dizzy came next. She did her dance awesomely, the crowd loved her, the way she took her clothes off was fascinating, and her dance moves were beautiful. But then as the crowd was cheering her on, something bad happened. Bella Dizzy must have gotten confused about the rules. She grabbed Flay Blade and striped him, and began to have a live sex act show right in front of us. It was one of the most horrifying things we have ever seen, and we pirates have seen a lot of horrifying things. It got so vulgar that Bella Dizzy was booed off the stage, and Cannons was voted the winner. Bella got sent to the kitchen.

Oh wow, and how has the food been from Bella Dizzy? Ursula Asked.

Ah well, it was not bad in the beginning but then Bella Dizzy discovered something called the “coca bean” and she has since used it in very dish that she has made. Lurg said to Ursula.

Thank god you have finally awaken—Lurg said to her. Ill go tell Skully that yer awake, he’ll be very happy. Oh and by the way, Audra is 6 months pregnate.

Six months! Ursula shouted, I was only in a coma for 2 months.

Ahh well, ye see she was just starting to show which is the 4 month mark, when ye went unconscious. We wanted to wait for the perfect moment to announce the news to everyone, and when ye went unconscious it had everyone scared that ye would die, so we announced it hoping to bring happy news to everyone—Lurg said to her.




Back on deck Skully was ordering the crew about. Hackin Eve came to him with a concern.

Skully can I please have a moment with you? She asked.

Why of course matey, what bes on ye mind? Skully replied to her.

Well ye see one of me milkcows is sick, we need to find her some medicines—replied Hackin Eve.

Blasphamy! Skully shouted, we will not buy medicines for a sick cow! We shall have that milkcow for dinner! Im sick of having fish every night.

Ah ye mean fish with coca beans—chirped in Jaques.

Fuckin coca beans, Bella Dizzy is obsessed with them! Skully shouted.

Skully we need to save that cow, she is my favorite, I love that cow! Pleaded Hackin Eve.

Bullocks, we are killing that cow tonight! Skully said to her.

Hackin Eve ran away crying. She had to do something to save her precious milkcow. She couldn’t just let Skully have her killed.