Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Chapter 14

Skully One Eye first spotted the skull galleon off in the distance, but it was sailing far too fast for Skully to be bothered racing up too. So Skully instructed Finale to fire over a cannon to get their attention. Once the cannon went off he saw as the skull galleon slowed down. And on his ship, Ursula came out of the kitchen swearing and yelling, beating Skully with a broom for not warning her that he was going to fire off a shot.

A small boat pulled up to the Judith Prosperous. It was Sid Cutler’s son Pantin’ Radley Cutler. He would be spending a few weeks on the ship and write about his time there. Skully showed him to his cabin, he would have Audra’s old cabin room. Radley Cutler didn’t have much experience as a pirate and didn’t know how to fight but as a favor to the Elders for all their help and advice, and given Skullys love for attention he gladly let Radley come onto his ship.

Bella Dizzy was busy in her cabin putting on make-up and trying to look as hot as possible so she can show up her look-alike and if need be she hid a dagger in her stocking in case this lady was hotter than her.

All the mates on the JP were excited about meeting Skully's old crew. It’s hard for them to imagine Skully as anything other than a captain. But he was in fact a cannonsmith while he was on the skull galleon.

The two ships got closer together and ducked up with each other. The crews on both of the ships were all the on the decks. Skully crossed over first onto the Skull Galleon, and said hello to Barron Von Black, who immediately slapped him. "Ouch what was that for?" asked Skully
"I Found out ye slept with me pirate queen right before you left my ship".
"Well Barron you see... ah... um... I can explain... there really wasn’t much "sleeping" done... oops... I mean... oh... umm... well it was over a year ago now its in the past mate, its not like anything came of it... it was a one time thing".
Just then the cries of a baby could be heard.

Out of the cabin and onto the deck of the Skull Galleon walked Jolly Roger. Jolly Roger was crying out in pain because his leg hurt. Finale's eyes lite up at the site of Jolly Roger. Barron told Skully that it was indeed in the past and he was over it. Barron welcomed the rest of the JP's crew to come on to his ship.

Barron Von Bitch knew Ursula from his past and they spent a great deal of time chatting. Skully introduced Bella Dizzy to Venom Kisser. Things between the two were awkward at first; they just sorta starred at each other. Things were made even more awkward when Skully started chanting, "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" The two gave him a glare and he stopped. Finale was busy flirting away with Jolly Roger.

The two ships would stay together and sail together for a few days; allowing the crew to get to knew each other and spends time together.

Character Profile

"Lurg the Fist"
Lurg the Fist is not only first mate to the Captain, but he and the Captain are old time friends. Lurg is known for his scheming and plotting skills and along with Yellow Condi Hackins is pretty much the toughest pirate around. He's also known for getting even, and playing with poor Audra's heart.

Character Profile

"Bella Dizzy The Bitter"
Bella Dizzy the Bitter is not only the ships medic, but she is also the ships bartender! I mean what's a pirate ship without some booze, right? Although she isn't known for her combating skills, she's quick with a pistol, and she is definitly known for her skills at something else. Aboard the JP she is the only crew member to sleep with almost every male she encounters.

Character Profile

"Hackin` Eve Bones"
Hackin` Eve Bones is what would be considered a stable girl. She takes car of the animals aboard the ship and is bestest friends with Maximo. Not keen on hand to hand combat, but she can hold her own when she needs to.

Character Profile

"Audra Bellamy (left) and Finale the Periwinkle (right)"

Audra Bellamy was the ships entertainment. Though murdered by Condi, Audra led a happy life love filled life. Formally a Princess of Spain, Princess Isabella Audra Constantinople, she left her cushy princess lifestyle for that of a pirate. Though infatuated with Lurg, Audra was never married.

Finale the Perrywinkle is cannon smith of the JP . Though she isn't really keen on actual hand to hand combat, her boobs are always up for a good time. Famous for fighting off pirates with her lovely chesticles (and her cannons), she is known across the seven seas.

Character Profile

"Scully One Eye"

Scully One Eye, former cannonsmith of the Scull Galleon, decided it was time to set off on his own Pirate Adventure. After being dropped off by Captain Baron Von Black and his crew, Scully One Eye decided to commendere a ship, which later became the Judith Prosperous (JP), and establish his own crew.


Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Chapter 13

Venom Kisser!!!! Skully One-Eye shouted. The name Venom Kisser was the answer to a yearlong question that was on his mind. Skully One-Eye recognized Bella Dizzy when he first met her because she is an exact look-alike to venom-kisser, which is how he thought he knew her. And on this sunny warm day as he is steering his ship it finally came to him.

Lurg took over directing the ship as Skully One-Eye brought Bella Dizzy into the office and told her about his time on the Skull Galleon and about Venom Kisser. Bella Dizzy was intrigued to learn that there was someone who looked exactly alike, but she didn’t think they could be related.

Skully One-Eye decided that it was time to find his ol’ mates and it would also allow for the two look-alikes to meet each other. It wasn’t hard for Skully One-Eye to find the Skull Galleon, because he knew Barron Von Black well and he knew where he sailed.