As Skully stood there on the island that cool, wet morning dumbfounded thinking about the ships sinking and being attacked by the women, his crewmates began waking up too. Skully noticed Madison who was sleeping on a nearby rock… he called to her and she woke up. Madison told Skully that she stayed up all night fighting off sharks to protect the passed out crew as the group drifted towards the island, she was very tired now and Skully told her to find a place in the ocean to sleep, because she wasn’t going to be much use on land, and that when she was fully rested she needed to swim to Green Maria Island and alert the Spanish Armada that the Black Betty was sunk and the crew was in need of supplies.
Yes Captain, she said as she swam under the water to find a place to sleep. Bella Dizzy walked up behind Skully while he was talking to Madison, as he turned around to face her, he screams.
What the blazes, yer a live… walking and talking, with that bullet lodged in yer foreword. How can this be? Skully asked, as Cannons McGee walked over.
You see Captain, Cannons began, the bullet is lodged in her foreword, but I don’t have the supplies to remove it here with me, and if I try, she’d end up bleeding to death.
Aye, but that’s a blasted bullet, sticking out of yer foreword, it’s a little distracting. How could I possibly begin to plan an attack… then look over and that blasted bullet in yer forehead? Ouch Matey. Said the Captain.
A commotion could be heard from down the rocky beach, Skully looked and saw Barron pulling out his sword against a woman trying to get to her feet. It was Jane Smythe from The Insufferable’s crew.
Please, please don’t hurt me, cried Jane Smythe. I am not a bad person; I am a former close friend of Condi’s. I want to join ye pirates in saving Condi from the evil BlueBeards.
Oy, I’m not too keen upon letting enemies join me crew, normally I would slit ye throat, but ye are alone, and weaponless… so I will let ye join us, but if ye try to cross us I will kill ye, said Barron.
Agreed, replied Jane. Barron walked over to Skully and introduced Jane Smythe to him. As Barron was with Skully, he noticed the bullet lodged in Bella Dizzy's forehead, and without even hesitating, Barron grabbed his morningstar, and popped the bullet out of her forehead. Everyone screamed at Barron. When massive amounts of blood came pouring down her face. Cannons McGee ran over to Bella Dizzy.
I need to stop the bleeding, I need extra cloth. Screamed Cannons McGee. Many crewmembers handed over cloth to Cannons. She managed to wrap the cloth around Bella's head, but in order to stop the bleed the cloth needed to be very tight. Once the cloth was tightened and the bleeding stopped, Bella Dizzy got up and was ok. The only thing that was wrong was the tightness of the cloth slowed down the circulation of blood to the brain making Bella Dizzy a little loopy.
The entire crew gathered around Skully on the rocky beach, below a huge cliff, on that wet grey morning.
We have learned, began Skully, that the palace of the BlueBeards is on top of that there cliff behind us… the cliff wraps around the entire island, we must walk along the cliff on this rocky beach until we find an opening to which we can climb up on the plateau and get to the palace. But we are limited in the amount of weapons we have. We will use whatever means possible to defeat the BlueBeards and save our crew. And with that… we will first gather any supplies that may have washed ashore, then we will proceed. After a few minutes the crew began their walk around the island, to find a way up the cliff.
Meanwhile inside the palace on top of the plateau, Clegg BlueBeard (head of the BlueBeards… who is in his late 60s) had Princess Antoinette Violetta and Princess Nicolette Adelaide at his dinner table. It was his goal to have one of the girls marry him, and bear him a child. Princess Antoinette Violetta was Audra’s oldest sister, and she was destined to become Queen once her mother leaves the throne, Princess Antoinette Violetta was a very beautiful, caring, elegant and classy woman, while Princess Nicolette Adelaide was sexy, trampy selfish, and not nearly as classy as her older sister. Queen Sophia was very blessed to have 3 beautiful daughters.
I give you too the choice, one of who will become my bride, and the other one will be set free, and but neither of you decide to be my wife then I will have both of you and your sister Audra killed, and I will force your mother the Queen into marrying me, Clegg said to the to princesses. The two girls looked at each other. Finally Princess Antoinette Violetta spoke up.
I will marry you Clegg she said… as long as you free my sister, and all the other captives, and promise to release control of my mother and my country alone.
It is agreed then! Clegg said, as he finished his meal. The rest of the BlueBeard family joined them for breakfast. Ms. Maeghan Belle, Cap'n Burt Bloodgut, Tres Ackers, Seis Ackers, and Medusa all came and joined in for the dinner.
Cap'n Burt Bloodgut began to speak.
Skully and Barron’s ship was destroyed yesterday, along with the Insufferable. We don’t know of any survivors as of yet, and we have not heard from Daris or Bully Hayes. The tow princesses started to sob.
Audra was on that ship, Princess Antoinette Violetta said. Burt how could you have turned so evil… You were such a nice sweet boy back in Spain when you were engaged to Audra.
It was all a scheme, it was a plan to get close the royal throne and gain power. But then Audra suddenly left me… she left to become a pirate. Burt said to the princess. I can never forgive her for that, that is if she is still alive. Oh, grandpa, Burt said, I plan one battling Lurg this evening, in the arena, you’ll be there to watch him die, wontcha?
Of course Ill be there, ill be there with my new bride, Antoinette Violetta. Clegg said.
Everyone at the table congratulated Clegg on his soon-to-be new bride.
We are being followed, Barron said to Skully.
There up on the side of the cliff, is someone, watching us and following us, he said. Skully looked up on the side of the cliff to see someone, trying to hide behind a rock that was two times smaller then him.
What should we do? Asked Skully.
Ignore him for now, and we will attack him when he least expects it—Barron. The crew walked on, looking for a way to get up on the cliff. Bella Dizzy started jumping, as if she was trying to reach something that was in a tree, but there wasn’t a tree around, just rocky beach.
Ohh almost got it…. Ohhh so close. Just a little bit higher. Bella Dizzy was shouting as she was jumping in the air.
Ahhh yes I got it! Bella Dizzy said as she sat on a rock, and began to munch on nothing but air. MMMM its soo good.
Ah what is it that ye are eating Bella, asked Skully.
An apple, she said.
But not any apple, a bright red apple, from the secret tree of magic. The apple gives you magic powers.
She may have suffered brain damage from the loss of blood and along with the bandages being too tight—Cannons told Skully. She is delusional now.
Ah, ok thank you Tits McGee… ah er I mean Cannons McGee, Skully accidentally to Cannons.
OHHHH my god!!! It’s a giant purple dragon- lizard woman. Bella Dizzy screamed, pointing at Finale. Bella Dizzy then ran over to Finale, and jumped on her back, and told her to fly.
Fly dragon! Fly!!
Argh matey, even though she’s temporarily mentally insane, she still knows how to bounce on it—said Skully chuckling to Barron. After a few minutes of Bella Dizzy trying to ride Finale, she passed out. Gale Arm came over and through her over his shoulder, and they proceeded on their journey.
Meanwhile back inside the walls of the palace, Cap'n Burt Bloodgut was getting ready to battle Lurg the Fist. Inside of the palace was an open courtyard with a built in arena. Everyone was gathered in the courtyard to watch the battle, from Clegg and other BlueBeards, guards and staff, and the prisoners. Naturally of course Lurg was standing weaponless in the center of the arena when Burt walked in with weapons. Do you think Lurg was scared upon seeing Burt walk in fully armed with weapons? Of course not, he stood up straight, clenched his teeth, and stared down Burt. Burt walked over to towards the center, to Lurg. He got face to face with Lurg, when….
He broke down and started to cry.
I never wanted to become an evil BlueBeard like my family, I was forced into it by my grandfather; I was happy with Audra, I was happy when I had nothing to do with the BlueBeards, I was studying Botany and I loved growing plants… now im killing people and trafficking drugs…my grandfather found me and forced me into this horrible lifestyle—Burt explained to Lurg.
Clegg from his seat in the stands... stood up and yelled at Burt asking him why they were not yet fighting.
Burt turned to his grandfather and told him that he couldn’t take it anymore, he isn’t going to be like him, and he wasn’t going to fight Lurg.
Fine then, you must die too…. Release the beasts!!! Clegg screamed, as huge gates opened and released a collection of starving beasts consisting of 5 lions, 5 tigers, 5 wolves and a giant hog. The all the other prisoners (not including the princess) were dumped into the arena. Sid Cutler, Captainess Kittie, Venom Kisser, Liza Dregg, Vasca de Gama, Chester, Hackin Eve, Ursula, Condi, Razorwind, Knifebance, and Blood Claw along with Lurg and Burt Bloodgut were in one end of the arena as the beasts began rushing towards them. Burt being the only one with weapons gave his sword to Lurg and his dagger to Condi. This was certainly going to be an all out blood bath… man verse beasts.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Chapter 23
Skully One-Eye, Barron Von Black, and Richart de Berewick, walked into the dungeon around mid afternoon. They needed to get the prisoners to talk… they had to find the location of the BlueBeards secret island. Richart spoke to Daris and Bully Hayes first.
I will you exonerated from all of your crimes against Spain, and free you if you tell me the location of your island, he said. Skully and Barron looked at each other.
Umm Richart… began Skully, a word with you upstairs please. The three men walked upstairs.
That is not how we get prisoners to speak, how about you steer the ship, and we have a plan to get them to talk, said Barron.
Skully and Barron summoned Bella Dizzy who came to them, they told her the plan and she happily accepted her assignment, Bella Dizzy skipped down the deck to her cabin, got on her leather S+M clothes and grabbed her whip, and skipped down the stairs, and to the dungeon where the Mexican pirates were being held. She had the hold guard Gale Arm open the dungeon and lock her inside of it.
Bella Dizzy then got to work. She wrestled with the 10 pirates, stripping them of they’re clothes chased them around the cell, whipping them, molesting them, groping them, and beating them in a mix of sex and torture. Loud bangs and slams could be heard on the deck along with screams of the men.
Up on the deck Finale the Periwinkle feverishly washing herself, but nothing could get the stained purple blood of the Mexicans off of her. She seeked help from Deidre, but the witch told her that the blood from the Mexicans is permanent and it would stay on her forever. Finale cried, she didn’t want to have purple skin. Jolly Roger walked over to her and told her that he still loves her if though she’s as purple as and egg plant.
After nearly 3 hours Bella Dizzy had Gale Arm open the cell door. The place reeked of sex and death. Gale Arm looked around the cell to see that the men had been killed by her. Bella Dizzy walked out of the cell and up the stairs with a huge smile on her face.
Did ye find out the information about where the island is, asked Skully?
No, began Bella Dizzy, they didn’t have any ideas as to where the island was, they are just pirates for hire, and didn’t know anything, but I had my fun anyways. Just then a lone Mexican ran up the stairs limping and onto the deck, where he swiftly jumped off the deck and into he water, where a shark quickly ate him.
God forbid any of those men were to live through that sexual ordeal; they’d be scared for life, Skully said to Barron. As Bella Dizzy shot him a glare.
Skully and Barron returned to the dungeon. Daris and Bully Hayes’ faces were pale from hearing what went on in the cell next to them. They watched as bodies were pulled from the cell, to be thrown off the ship. Skully and Barron began to ask Daris and Bully Hayes questions, but the two BlueBeards only threatened and mocked the capt’ns. Skully walked away, went upstairs and returned with a flask of rum under one arm and Maximo under one arm. Barron tied Bully Hayes to a chair and took his shoes off. Skully came over and dumped rum on Bully Hayes feet, and placed Maximo at his feet. Daris watched in horror from his cell, as the jackalope began to nibble away at his fathers’ feet.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, screamed Bully Hayes. Ill tells you where the island is.
Back up on deck Deidre Vasquez ran up to Richart as he was steering the ship.
A great sense of danger is lurking, she said to Richart. Something bad is going to happen. Gale Arm was up in the crow’s nest. Off in the distance to the northeast direction, his vision was getting increasingly blurred. He thought to himself that he must have been in the sun too long, and it was not blurring his vision and giving him a headache. As he looked to the northeast, the blurriness was getting worse and worse, he had to climb down and get some shady and water. Gale Arm walked up to Richart once he got back down on deck, and asked him if Richart could find someone to watch his post… Gale Arm didn’t notice that his vision was fine now. Richart looked around to see if there was anyone who could take over the post up on the crow’s nest. After a few minutes he decided that Finale would go up to the crow nest for lookout. The sun began to set over the seas.
Cross Key Island, Bully Hayes said back down in the dungeon. He continued the island is only identifiable by the large cliff that wraps around the island… the cliff has been carved out by the ocean to resemble large human faces. Atop the cliff is a flat top, which is heavily guarded, and has a huge palace… the palace is where Clegg and the rest of the BlueBeards are, along with the captives, and the BlueBeard treasure. Daris was shocked at how much Bully Hayes was telling about the island… but the pain of having his toes chewed off made him delirious.
Thank ye, Bully—Skully said as he untie Bully and threw him back into the cell with Daris, Bully Hayes wrapped socks around his chewed off toes, still whimpering in pain. Skully and Barron headed back to the deck.
CRASSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ship shook all over. Skully and Barron fell as they were walking up the stairs, Finale fell off the mast as she was climbing to the crow’s nest, and everyone else all fell. Richart looked over to see that a grey ship had crash into the side of the Black Betty. The blurred vision that Gale Arm had seen was in fact this ship racing up to the Black Betty. Richart read the name on the side of the ship, it said The Insufferable. The ship was a ship manned only by woman, woman whom loved fish, and were the most deadly of all ships in the sea, they were infamous and everyone had heard stories of them. And it was on this ship the Insufferable that Condi once sailed. With the attacked the Insufferable delivered by slamming directly into the side of the Black Betty, that it was clear to everyone that these women wanted them dead.
Moments passed by in long motion as everyone got up and began to realize that they were just attacked. There were no movements from the Insufferable. Everything was still. Barron, Skully and crew readied themselves. Suddenly 7 women, scantily dress in fish net stockings, and mini skirts or very short shorts, and bikini tops jumped off the ship and onto the Black Betty. Each of the crew personally knew at least one of the ladies. The ladies stood in ready to attack positions. Both ships were quickly filling with water.
Aye, and what do we owe this not-so-pleasant surprise? Asked Skully to Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard.
We have been commanded to attack this ship, destroy the ship and everyone on it, and save Daris and Bully-Hayes, she said to him. Besides, she continued, I've always wanted to kill ye Skully… after that horrifying night I spent with ye, I was never with another man, ye turned me to woman. Skully was offended.
ARGGG I’m an excellent lover maker, right Bella, Audra, Kittie? Ohh right she’s not here. Barron shot him an angry look. Barron then noticed MethFace Barbossa.
Ye horrible troll! He said to her. Ye killed me Kittie’s mom, and ye need to die!
I heard ye picked Condi to join ye ship, Jane Smythe asked to Skully.
Oy, we did.. but she’s been kidnapped. He said to her. Barron couldn’t hold back any longer, he was filling with rage. He snapped and attacked MethFace Barbossa. The battle was on both crews jumped into battle after Barron.
Skully and Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard battle with swords, as Xena Blythe and Bella Dizzy got into it. Angie Pink Jones was battling SkullCleave, Reeking Jen Bonny was battling Richart, Darby the Dagger was battling Cannons McGee and Audra, and Constance Truelove was battling Maximo. Jane Smythe was fighting Finale. Madison Oceanus though only a mermaid in a tank on the ship, was still very effect during battles….
Madison got a bunch of dried starfish, and was throwing them at the attackers. The starfish would fly past slicing the flesh of the attackers. Constance Truelove caught on to Madison Oceanus, she grabbed Maximo by the antlers and threw him into the mermaid tank. Maximo quickly sank to the bottom of the tank, which was all the way down in the dungeon level. Constance Truelove then began stabbing in the tank trying to kill Madison. Madison swam to the bottom of the tank to rescue Maximo. As she swam back to the surface she saw Constance wildly stabbing at the waters surface. How could she get Maximo to the surface without either of them being killed by Constance, Madison thought to herself. Madison with Maximo in her arms gained speed as she raced to the surface. She jumped out of the water flipping on her way up as she flipped she tail hit Constance in the head, very high into the sky Madison flew, throwing Maximo onto the crow’s nest she began to fell back down towards the tank. As she was headed back down into he tank she notice Constance’s body hanging half in the tank… Madison had snapped her neck when she came flipping out of the water.
Xena Blythe realized that Bella Dizzy was too strong to battle with, but she had to stop her. Xena reached into her back pocket and pulled out a pistol and fired it at Bella Dizzy. The bullet struck Bella Dizzy in the forehead. Bella Dizzy fell to the ground, and blood covered her face. Gale Arm came over and picked up Xena, pile driving her head into the deck, splitting it two. Cannons McGee and Audra at the same time stabbed Darby the Dagger in the stomach… she fell to the ground, dead. Cannons McGee raced over to Bella Dizzy’s body.
Richart was having a hard time trying to get a good sword swing in against Reeking Jen Bonny; her moves were too quick for him to get in a clear shot. Richart kept advancing and Reeking Jen would back up a little more, until she back into Madison’s tank. Madison quickly got her into a headlock until Reeking Jen had her last breathe and fell limp.
Finale was swinging sword against sword in her fight with Jane Smythe. Finale got cornered against the railing on the side of the ship, when Jane charged at her Finale bent down making Jane go flying right by her over the ship and into the water.
Skull Cleave was lying defenseless on the deck under Angie Pink Jones. It had looked as if it was the end for Skull Cleave when suddenly Jolly Roger shot off a cannon, the cannon crashed into Angie Pink Jones bursting her body into a million pieces that splattered everyone on the ship. The two ships sank closer into the water, and the sun was almost gone from the sky but the fight raged on. Deidre realized that the pirates needed some light to help them fight so she cast a spell setting the Insufferable on fire.
Skully One Eye pointed to The Insufferable, Tobias Brower looked and noticed that on the Insufferable, there was one small rowboat Tobias knew that Skully wanted him and the other weak swimmers to get in. He snuck over to the ship, and released the small boat and rowed to the sinking Black Betty where Deidre Vasquez, Maximo, Radley Cutler, Elmer Knifenose, and Skull Cleave climbed in filling up the boat, and they began to row into the darkness.
The fire that was on the Insufferable began to spread to the Black Betty, which was half under water now. MethFace Barbossa didn’t even have time to take in a full breath when Barron cut her head off from her body.
Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard got away from Skully, and snuck to the dungeon, which was almost filled with water now. She found the keys to the cell hanging on the wall, and unlocked Daris and Bully Hayes’s cell, and they swam out.
What the hell happened up there? Asked Bully-Hayes. Why is the ship sinking, just please tell me that the Black Betty’s crew is dead.
Things didn’t go as planned Bully… Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard began. But Bully didn’t want to hear it; he grabbed her saber and slit her throat.
Just as the battle ended, both of the ships sank into the water. The crew of the Black Betty was left in the dark cool water, without any ships or land insight. Skully swam there in the water, trying to stay floating, but soon he grew tired and a white light over took him. They would all eventually pass out from trying to stay afloat.
Skully One-Eye awoke the next morning, on a beach with the waves crashing against his body; it was a rainy, damp morning… Wow, I’m still alive he said to himself. Skully looked around at the rocky beach and saw the bodies of all of his crew. Wobbly Skully stood up and turned around to look inland, and behind him was a massive cliff shooting straight up into the sky. And on the side of the cliff carved out by the ocean was the face of a human (the face resembled a modern day Al Roker).
I will you exonerated from all of your crimes against Spain, and free you if you tell me the location of your island, he said. Skully and Barron looked at each other.
Umm Richart… began Skully, a word with you upstairs please. The three men walked upstairs.
That is not how we get prisoners to speak, how about you steer the ship, and we have a plan to get them to talk, said Barron.
Skully and Barron summoned Bella Dizzy who came to them, they told her the plan and she happily accepted her assignment, Bella Dizzy skipped down the deck to her cabin, got on her leather S+M clothes and grabbed her whip, and skipped down the stairs, and to the dungeon where the Mexican pirates were being held. She had the hold guard Gale Arm open the dungeon and lock her inside of it.
Bella Dizzy then got to work. She wrestled with the 10 pirates, stripping them of they’re clothes chased them around the cell, whipping them, molesting them, groping them, and beating them in a mix of sex and torture. Loud bangs and slams could be heard on the deck along with screams of the men.
Up on the deck Finale the Periwinkle feverishly washing herself, but nothing could get the stained purple blood of the Mexicans off of her. She seeked help from Deidre, but the witch told her that the blood from the Mexicans is permanent and it would stay on her forever. Finale cried, she didn’t want to have purple skin. Jolly Roger walked over to her and told her that he still loves her if though she’s as purple as and egg plant.
After nearly 3 hours Bella Dizzy had Gale Arm open the cell door. The place reeked of sex and death. Gale Arm looked around the cell to see that the men had been killed by her. Bella Dizzy walked out of the cell and up the stairs with a huge smile on her face.
Did ye find out the information about where the island is, asked Skully?
No, began Bella Dizzy, they didn’t have any ideas as to where the island was, they are just pirates for hire, and didn’t know anything, but I had my fun anyways. Just then a lone Mexican ran up the stairs limping and onto the deck, where he swiftly jumped off the deck and into he water, where a shark quickly ate him.
God forbid any of those men were to live through that sexual ordeal; they’d be scared for life, Skully said to Barron. As Bella Dizzy shot him a glare.
Skully and Barron returned to the dungeon. Daris and Bully Hayes’ faces were pale from hearing what went on in the cell next to them. They watched as bodies were pulled from the cell, to be thrown off the ship. Skully and Barron began to ask Daris and Bully Hayes questions, but the two BlueBeards only threatened and mocked the capt’ns. Skully walked away, went upstairs and returned with a flask of rum under one arm and Maximo under one arm. Barron tied Bully Hayes to a chair and took his shoes off. Skully came over and dumped rum on Bully Hayes feet, and placed Maximo at his feet. Daris watched in horror from his cell, as the jackalope began to nibble away at his fathers’ feet.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, screamed Bully Hayes. Ill tells you where the island is.
Back up on deck Deidre Vasquez ran up to Richart as he was steering the ship.
A great sense of danger is lurking, she said to Richart. Something bad is going to happen. Gale Arm was up in the crow’s nest. Off in the distance to the northeast direction, his vision was getting increasingly blurred. He thought to himself that he must have been in the sun too long, and it was not blurring his vision and giving him a headache. As he looked to the northeast, the blurriness was getting worse and worse, he had to climb down and get some shady and water. Gale Arm walked up to Richart once he got back down on deck, and asked him if Richart could find someone to watch his post… Gale Arm didn’t notice that his vision was fine now. Richart looked around to see if there was anyone who could take over the post up on the crow’s nest. After a few minutes he decided that Finale would go up to the crow nest for lookout. The sun began to set over the seas.
Cross Key Island, Bully Hayes said back down in the dungeon. He continued the island is only identifiable by the large cliff that wraps around the island… the cliff has been carved out by the ocean to resemble large human faces. Atop the cliff is a flat top, which is heavily guarded, and has a huge palace… the palace is where Clegg and the rest of the BlueBeards are, along with the captives, and the BlueBeard treasure. Daris was shocked at how much Bully Hayes was telling about the island… but the pain of having his toes chewed off made him delirious.
Thank ye, Bully—Skully said as he untie Bully and threw him back into the cell with Daris, Bully Hayes wrapped socks around his chewed off toes, still whimpering in pain. Skully and Barron headed back to the deck.
CRASSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ship shook all over. Skully and Barron fell as they were walking up the stairs, Finale fell off the mast as she was climbing to the crow’s nest, and everyone else all fell. Richart looked over to see that a grey ship had crash into the side of the Black Betty. The blurred vision that Gale Arm had seen was in fact this ship racing up to the Black Betty. Richart read the name on the side of the ship, it said The Insufferable. The ship was a ship manned only by woman, woman whom loved fish, and were the most deadly of all ships in the sea, they were infamous and everyone had heard stories of them. And it was on this ship the Insufferable that Condi once sailed. With the attacked the Insufferable delivered by slamming directly into the side of the Black Betty, that it was clear to everyone that these women wanted them dead.
Moments passed by in long motion as everyone got up and began to realize that they were just attacked. There were no movements from the Insufferable. Everything was still. Barron, Skully and crew readied themselves. Suddenly 7 women, scantily dress in fish net stockings, and mini skirts or very short shorts, and bikini tops jumped off the ship and onto the Black Betty. Each of the crew personally knew at least one of the ladies. The ladies stood in ready to attack positions. Both ships were quickly filling with water.
Aye, and what do we owe this not-so-pleasant surprise? Asked Skully to Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard.
We have been commanded to attack this ship, destroy the ship and everyone on it, and save Daris and Bully-Hayes, she said to him. Besides, she continued, I've always wanted to kill ye Skully… after that horrifying night I spent with ye, I was never with another man, ye turned me to woman. Skully was offended.
ARGGG I’m an excellent lover maker, right Bella, Audra, Kittie? Ohh right she’s not here. Barron shot him an angry look. Barron then noticed MethFace Barbossa.
Ye horrible troll! He said to her. Ye killed me Kittie’s mom, and ye need to die!
I heard ye picked Condi to join ye ship, Jane Smythe asked to Skully.
Oy, we did.. but she’s been kidnapped. He said to her. Barron couldn’t hold back any longer, he was filling with rage. He snapped and attacked MethFace Barbossa. The battle was on both crews jumped into battle after Barron.
Skully and Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard battle with swords, as Xena Blythe and Bella Dizzy got into it. Angie Pink Jones was battling SkullCleave, Reeking Jen Bonny was battling Richart, Darby the Dagger was battling Cannons McGee and Audra, and Constance Truelove was battling Maximo. Jane Smythe was fighting Finale. Madison Oceanus though only a mermaid in a tank on the ship, was still very effect during battles….
Madison got a bunch of dried starfish, and was throwing them at the attackers. The starfish would fly past slicing the flesh of the attackers. Constance Truelove caught on to Madison Oceanus, she grabbed Maximo by the antlers and threw him into the mermaid tank. Maximo quickly sank to the bottom of the tank, which was all the way down in the dungeon level. Constance Truelove then began stabbing in the tank trying to kill Madison. Madison swam to the bottom of the tank to rescue Maximo. As she swam back to the surface she saw Constance wildly stabbing at the waters surface. How could she get Maximo to the surface without either of them being killed by Constance, Madison thought to herself. Madison with Maximo in her arms gained speed as she raced to the surface. She jumped out of the water flipping on her way up as she flipped she tail hit Constance in the head, very high into the sky Madison flew, throwing Maximo onto the crow’s nest she began to fell back down towards the tank. As she was headed back down into he tank she notice Constance’s body hanging half in the tank… Madison had snapped her neck when she came flipping out of the water.
Xena Blythe realized that Bella Dizzy was too strong to battle with, but she had to stop her. Xena reached into her back pocket and pulled out a pistol and fired it at Bella Dizzy. The bullet struck Bella Dizzy in the forehead. Bella Dizzy fell to the ground, and blood covered her face. Gale Arm came over and picked up Xena, pile driving her head into the deck, splitting it two. Cannons McGee and Audra at the same time stabbed Darby the Dagger in the stomach… she fell to the ground, dead. Cannons McGee raced over to Bella Dizzy’s body.
Richart was having a hard time trying to get a good sword swing in against Reeking Jen Bonny; her moves were too quick for him to get in a clear shot. Richart kept advancing and Reeking Jen would back up a little more, until she back into Madison’s tank. Madison quickly got her into a headlock until Reeking Jen had her last breathe and fell limp.
Finale was swinging sword against sword in her fight with Jane Smythe. Finale got cornered against the railing on the side of the ship, when Jane charged at her Finale bent down making Jane go flying right by her over the ship and into the water.
Skull Cleave was lying defenseless on the deck under Angie Pink Jones. It had looked as if it was the end for Skull Cleave when suddenly Jolly Roger shot off a cannon, the cannon crashed into Angie Pink Jones bursting her body into a million pieces that splattered everyone on the ship. The two ships sank closer into the water, and the sun was almost gone from the sky but the fight raged on. Deidre realized that the pirates needed some light to help them fight so she cast a spell setting the Insufferable on fire.
Skully One Eye pointed to The Insufferable, Tobias Brower looked and noticed that on the Insufferable, there was one small rowboat Tobias knew that Skully wanted him and the other weak swimmers to get in. He snuck over to the ship, and released the small boat and rowed to the sinking Black Betty where Deidre Vasquez, Maximo, Radley Cutler, Elmer Knifenose, and Skull Cleave climbed in filling up the boat, and they began to row into the darkness.
The fire that was on the Insufferable began to spread to the Black Betty, which was half under water now. MethFace Barbossa didn’t even have time to take in a full breath when Barron cut her head off from her body.
Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard got away from Skully, and snuck to the dungeon, which was almost filled with water now. She found the keys to the cell hanging on the wall, and unlocked Daris and Bully Hayes’s cell, and they swam out.
What the hell happened up there? Asked Bully-Hayes. Why is the ship sinking, just please tell me that the Black Betty’s crew is dead.
Things didn’t go as planned Bully… Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard began. But Bully didn’t want to hear it; he grabbed her saber and slit her throat.
Just as the battle ended, both of the ships sank into the water. The crew of the Black Betty was left in the dark cool water, without any ships or land insight. Skully swam there in the water, trying to stay floating, but soon he grew tired and a white light over took him. They would all eventually pass out from trying to stay afloat.
Skully One-Eye awoke the next morning, on a beach with the waves crashing against his body; it was a rainy, damp morning… Wow, I’m still alive he said to himself. Skully looked around at the rocky beach and saw the bodies of all of his crew. Wobbly Skully stood up and turned around to look inland, and behind him was a massive cliff shooting straight up into the sky. And on the side of the cliff carved out by the ocean was the face of a human (the face resembled a modern day Al Roker).
Chapter 22
Things were differently interesting on the Black Betty. Sure there were plenty of pirates on there. But there were also the Queen’s naval officer Richart, the voodoo witch Deidre, the Jackalope Maximo, Madison the mermaid, and the two Elders Elmer and Tobias, and the journalist Radley Cooper. Skully and Barron were sailing the Caribbean in search of the BlueBeards ship. The two captains were in command of nearly 50 ships. The task of finding the BlueBeards’ ship shouldn’t be too hard—plus they knew where to look for the ship, the waters off the coast of Panama, was where the ship could often be found.
“We have to save my sisters I don’t want to inherit the crown and become Queen,” cried Audra.
“And I was thinking that perhaps you wanted to save your husband Lurg; or your sisters because you loved them” asked Skully.
“Well yes of course Lurg too, but at least one of my sisters”. Skully and Barron made plans to set up a home base on Green Maria Island off the coast of Panama. The Spanish Armada would be stationed there; it would make it easier for the one ship to travel about, rather than having all 50 searching for the BlueBeards’ Dutch Fleut. Upon arriving at Green Maria Island the next afternoon the crew found an old dock leading up to an old stone factory building, this old building would become the home base for the Spanish Armada, the island was abandoned because mining for gold had ceased on it many years before. Once the base was setup the Black Betty left the port and began its search for the Dutch Fleut.
Skully, Barron and Richart were at the steering wheel of the boat when Cats Eyes walked up to him.
“Excuse me Capt’ns” she began.
“Wait I know you!” Shouted Skully, thinking to himself, where did he know her from? “We went to grade school together in Boston when we were just ye youngins”.
“Aye yes, Skully and more recently we sailed together for many years under the command of Capt’n Black”. Said Cats Eyes.
“Ahh yes, that’s right, har har har” – Skully.
“Eh, ok, but I have come to tell you that Deidre Vasquez is requesting that you two go and see her in her quarters immediately.
“Gale Arm, me matey, take over steering this here ship” said Barron.
“Aye Aye Capt” Skully and Barron walked to Deidre’s quarters. They walked into a very dark, smoky room, and in the middle of the room was a table with candles and a crystal ball. Deidre sat at the table.
Aye, ye beckoned us? Asked Barron.
Yes, Barron. I have used my crystal ball, and I can now see onto the Dutch Fleut. We may be able to use this to help us find the ship’s where abouts, but now all I can see is ocean—Deidre.
Excellent thank ye matey-witch, let be know if any identifiable points of interest, or something identifiable comes into view, proclaimed Skully.
Yes Captain, Ill let you both know.
As Skully and Barron were leaving the room, they heard shouting coming from the deck. Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee were arguing, as a crowd surrounded them.
I am a better medicine than ye bitch ass, screamed Cannons McGee.
Not only am I more knowledgeable about medicine, but I am also a better fighter, and I can get more guys than ye. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Barrel o’ squid, ye cant not fight better than me, I spent many years fighting, and the only reason ye cant get more guys than me is because ye ma owns a whore-house, and ye are her main whore! Angrily screaming Cannons.
At least my mother loves me! Replied Bella Dizzy.
You BITCH, ye knew my ma died givin birth to me, screamed McGee as she pulled out a saber and charged at Bella Dizzy. Bella Dizzy quickly stepped out of her charge, sticking out her leg, and tripping McGee, making the saber go flying across the deck. Cannons McGee fell on her face. Bella Dizzy ran over to her and jumped onto Cannons, turning her face up, and began to smother McGee with her breasts. Seconds passed as McGee fought to get Bella Dizzys’ breasts out of her face, when McGee scratched Bella Dizzys back, Bella Dizzy screamed out in pain, sitting up, allowing McGee to catch her breathe. McGee flipped Bella Dizzy off of her and onto the ground, she then jumped onto Bella and starting slapping and punching. The two girls were rolling around on the deck for a few minutes when suddenly, Jolly Roger cried from the crow’s nest… “Dutch Fleut at 2 o’clock”. Everyone stopped and turned to the 2 o’clock direction.
The Black Betty Raced towards the Dutch Fleut, under the command of Barron Von Black, who was shouting orders at everyone on the ship. Skully One-Eye resumed his old role of cannon smith along with Jolly Roger and Finale the Periwinkle. Richart got his pistols and swords ready.
Ye gonna prove just how great of a fighter ye are, aye Richart? Asked Skully.
I don’t not have to prove myself to pirate, its degrading itself just being on this ship with yer folk. Richart said to Skully.
Just kidding I’m having the time of me life on this ship, Richart said with a slight pirate accent. I deeply thank the Queen for allowing me to have this unique experience… oh and I do forgive you for using my bed for your orgy the other night, you crazy bastard, but thank you and Bella Dizzy for inviting me to join, I sure did have a good time and I know Bella Dizzy did too, Richart said to Skully. Oh and where did those 8 piratess’ go? Richart asked.
I threw them over board this morning, Skully said.
I say, began Barron, with ye three on the cannons, that ship aint lasting to long ye reckon.
I hear ye Capt’ Darlin Cutie Von Bitch—replied Skully as he winked to Barron, as Barron rolled his eyes and walked away… oh that’s crazy Skully for ye, Barron thought to himself.
The Black Betty got closer to the Dutch Fleut.
Hold ye fire till I say to, commanded Skully. Audra are ye getting ready? He asked. Audra was pulling on a black full body suit,
Aye aye, sexy Skully. She said to him. The two ships got closer and closer.
Deidre stood behind Barron, and began to cast a spell. Suddenly the bright blue sails on the Dutch Fleut burst into flames.
Alrighty all non-fighters go into me cabin, ye know I don’t like me Kittie being on deck when we-a-fightin—said the Barron.
Aye, all of me crew are fighter. Said Skully.
FIRE!!! Screamed Skully and cannons being to fly from the Black Betty onto the other ship. Seconds later they returned cannon fire.
Audra, its go time, cried Skully. Barron watched in amazement as Audra climbed into a cannon. Skully lit a match and fired the cannon. Audra went flying across the sky, and onto the Dutch Fleut, looking just like a cannon, when she was flying through the air. Moments later, the Dutch Fleut stopped firing cannons… Audra did her job, she dismantled the cannons.
Aye they must have at least 20 cannon smith on that ship, how did she manage to dismantle them? Asked Richart de Berewick.
Along with being a pirate, mermaid, and princess Audra was also a secret assassin, and knew martial arts… she can handle many many opponents on her own. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Through the looking glass Skully could see that the ship had about 50 crewmembers many of them were those damn Mexicans he hired. He also saw Bully Hayes and Daris BlueBeard. The two ships collided together and The Black Betty’s crew attacked the Dutch Fleut. Skully, Barron, Cats Eyes, Bella Dizzy, Cannons McGee, Gale Arm, Finale, and Jolly Roger all jumped on to the ship with swords a swingin. A group of 5 pirates attacked Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee, as a pair, they sliced and stabbed their attackers, finishing them off in moments… oh what a sight it was to see the two working together. Skully went straight for Daris, as Barron battle Bully Hayes. Finale went below deck searching for Audra, as Gale Arm, Jolly Roger, and Cat Eyes fought the hordes of pirates on the deck. Finale walked down a hallway to find Audra fighting her old enemy Greys’ Blome. Greys’ wanted to get revenge on Audra for nearly killing him many months before. Finale jumped to help Audra battle Greys when 3 Mexican pirates popped out of a doorway and blocked Finale from getting to Audra. Finale pulled out two sabers one in each hand, and began to move towards the three men. Finale sliced off the arm of one of her attackers, he screamed out in pain blood was squirting out of his arm, so much blood came rushing out of his arm, a purple blood… because Mexicans have purple blood. Minutes after minutes more and more blood came out covering Finale from head to two, as the pirate waved his arm about screaming in pain. Finally the pirate fell to the ground the loss of blood killed him. The two other pirates attacked Finale. Finale jumped into the air, kicking one in the head, as she delivered one of the sabers into the neck of the other one. The pirate she kicked in the head, got up, and Finale stabbed him in the gut, slicing him open, and spilling all his entrails. The now covered in blood Finale walked down the hallway towards Audra, who was not weaponless lying on the ground under Greys. He lifted his sword to deliver to final blow to Audra when Finale kicked him in the back. He turned around and screamed as he saw Finale. She was purple from the blood, and startled him. As Finale distracted Greys, Audra got up. Grey turned back to Audra.
Aye Greys… see ye in hell, she screamed as she jumped into the air and snapped his neck. The two girls walked down the hallway, and back to the deck.
On the deck, Skully had Daris in a headlock screaming “UR A BASTARD”. While Bully Hayes and Barron were battling quite furiously. A Mexican pirate snuck up behind Bella Dizzy and raised his sword, but when he was about to split her head into two, Maximo jumped up and attacked the man, eating his face. Maximo land back on the deck, when a sword was coming down from another pirate about to kill Maximo, but seconds before the sword reached Maximo, a gun shot went off and the pirate was killed. Holding the gun was the journalist Radley. Richart was gallantly fighting two pirates, his gracefully sword fighting skills made him appear as doing a serpentine dance, dodging the thrusts of the attackers swords. Back on the Black Betty Elmer Knifenose and Tobias Brower pulled up chairs and watched the fight along with Madison Oceanus who was in her tank.
I say, said Tobias to Elmer and Madison, this is a good show.
Elmer replied with a bunch of mumbling.
A giant wave came-a-rollin and covered the ship. To the surprise of Finale, the purple blood didn’t not wash off.
Flap, Flap, Flap. The wave had caused Audra to turn back into a mermaid, and she flapped around on the deck… this made her very vernable. Richart jumped over and picked Audra up, and brought her back to the safety of the Black Betty.
After nearly two hours Barron, Skully and the crew had Daris, Bully Hayes, and about 10 Mexican pirates, surrounded in a small circle on the ship. Bully Hayes, said that they’re now small group had surrendered. Daris and Bully Hayes were brought to one cell on the Black Betty, as the ten Mexicans were brought to another. The crew of the Black Betty, pillaged the Dutch Fleut, taking treasure, food, rum and weapons, before Deidre had it set on fire. The 12 prisoners were kept alive so that they could find where the BlueBeards secret island was. But getting them to talk was not going to be an easy task.
The Black Betty sailed away from the burning ship. And the crew had dinner and went to their sleeping quarters.
Skully One-Eye stared off the deck of the ship and into the darkening sky. When Barron Von Black walked over to him, and stood next to him.
Oy, tis too bad that Wrath Spike isn’t here to coerce the men to talk, eh? Skully said to Barron.
Aye yes it tis, but we can still get them to talk. I have and idea, where’s that there Bella Dizzy of yers? Asked Barron.
Bella Dizzy? Why would you need her? Asked Skully.
Barron laughed, we can have her “talk” to the Mexicans, har har har.
Aye, member the days on the Blood Galleon, me feel as though we never spent to much time together on that ship during the many years we sailed together, ye always spent most of ye time with Kittie, Dragon Lance, or Wrath Spike, and I spent me time causin trouble with Jolly Roger, FlayBlade, and Cannons McGee… its great that we can spend time together now, said Skully.
Oy that it is. Replied Barron. But I am greatly missing me Kittie, me great treasure ye know?
Ah yes, Ms. Tiger, she a fun one. Replied Skully, as Richart walked over to the two captains.
Good fighting today pirates, he said.
Aye ye too, royal matey, replied Skully.
Tomorrow we’ll get our prisoners to talk… i'm off to bed.
“We have to save my sisters I don’t want to inherit the crown and become Queen,” cried Audra.
“And I was thinking that perhaps you wanted to save your husband Lurg; or your sisters because you loved them” asked Skully.
“Well yes of course Lurg too, but at least one of my sisters”. Skully and Barron made plans to set up a home base on Green Maria Island off the coast of Panama. The Spanish Armada would be stationed there; it would make it easier for the one ship to travel about, rather than having all 50 searching for the BlueBeards’ Dutch Fleut. Upon arriving at Green Maria Island the next afternoon the crew found an old dock leading up to an old stone factory building, this old building would become the home base for the Spanish Armada, the island was abandoned because mining for gold had ceased on it many years before. Once the base was setup the Black Betty left the port and began its search for the Dutch Fleut.
Skully, Barron and Richart were at the steering wheel of the boat when Cats Eyes walked up to him.
“Excuse me Capt’ns” she began.
“Wait I know you!” Shouted Skully, thinking to himself, where did he know her from? “We went to grade school together in Boston when we were just ye youngins”.
“Aye yes, Skully and more recently we sailed together for many years under the command of Capt’n Black”. Said Cats Eyes.
“Ahh yes, that’s right, har har har” – Skully.
“Eh, ok, but I have come to tell you that Deidre Vasquez is requesting that you two go and see her in her quarters immediately.
“Gale Arm, me matey, take over steering this here ship” said Barron.
“Aye Aye Capt” Skully and Barron walked to Deidre’s quarters. They walked into a very dark, smoky room, and in the middle of the room was a table with candles and a crystal ball. Deidre sat at the table.
Aye, ye beckoned us? Asked Barron.
Yes, Barron. I have used my crystal ball, and I can now see onto the Dutch Fleut. We may be able to use this to help us find the ship’s where abouts, but now all I can see is ocean—Deidre.
Excellent thank ye matey-witch, let be know if any identifiable points of interest, or something identifiable comes into view, proclaimed Skully.
Yes Captain, Ill let you both know.
As Skully and Barron were leaving the room, they heard shouting coming from the deck. Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee were arguing, as a crowd surrounded them.
I am a better medicine than ye bitch ass, screamed Cannons McGee.
Not only am I more knowledgeable about medicine, but I am also a better fighter, and I can get more guys than ye. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Barrel o’ squid, ye cant not fight better than me, I spent many years fighting, and the only reason ye cant get more guys than me is because ye ma owns a whore-house, and ye are her main whore! Angrily screaming Cannons.
At least my mother loves me! Replied Bella Dizzy.
You BITCH, ye knew my ma died givin birth to me, screamed McGee as she pulled out a saber and charged at Bella Dizzy. Bella Dizzy quickly stepped out of her charge, sticking out her leg, and tripping McGee, making the saber go flying across the deck. Cannons McGee fell on her face. Bella Dizzy ran over to her and jumped onto Cannons, turning her face up, and began to smother McGee with her breasts. Seconds passed as McGee fought to get Bella Dizzys’ breasts out of her face, when McGee scratched Bella Dizzys back, Bella Dizzy screamed out in pain, sitting up, allowing McGee to catch her breathe. McGee flipped Bella Dizzy off of her and onto the ground, she then jumped onto Bella and starting slapping and punching. The two girls were rolling around on the deck for a few minutes when suddenly, Jolly Roger cried from the crow’s nest… “Dutch Fleut at 2 o’clock”. Everyone stopped and turned to the 2 o’clock direction.
The Black Betty Raced towards the Dutch Fleut, under the command of Barron Von Black, who was shouting orders at everyone on the ship. Skully One-Eye resumed his old role of cannon smith along with Jolly Roger and Finale the Periwinkle. Richart got his pistols and swords ready.
Ye gonna prove just how great of a fighter ye are, aye Richart? Asked Skully.
I don’t not have to prove myself to pirate, its degrading itself just being on this ship with yer folk. Richart said to Skully.
Just kidding I’m having the time of me life on this ship, Richart said with a slight pirate accent. I deeply thank the Queen for allowing me to have this unique experience… oh and I do forgive you for using my bed for your orgy the other night, you crazy bastard, but thank you and Bella Dizzy for inviting me to join, I sure did have a good time and I know Bella Dizzy did too, Richart said to Skully. Oh and where did those 8 piratess’ go? Richart asked.
I threw them over board this morning, Skully said.
I say, began Barron, with ye three on the cannons, that ship aint lasting to long ye reckon.
I hear ye Capt’ Darlin Cutie Von Bitch—replied Skully as he winked to Barron, as Barron rolled his eyes and walked away… oh that’s crazy Skully for ye, Barron thought to himself.
The Black Betty got closer to the Dutch Fleut.
Hold ye fire till I say to, commanded Skully. Audra are ye getting ready? He asked. Audra was pulling on a black full body suit,
Aye aye, sexy Skully. She said to him. The two ships got closer and closer.
Deidre stood behind Barron, and began to cast a spell. Suddenly the bright blue sails on the Dutch Fleut burst into flames.
Alrighty all non-fighters go into me cabin, ye know I don’t like me Kittie being on deck when we-a-fightin—said the Barron.
Aye, all of me crew are fighter. Said Skully.
FIRE!!! Screamed Skully and cannons being to fly from the Black Betty onto the other ship. Seconds later they returned cannon fire.
Audra, its go time, cried Skully. Barron watched in amazement as Audra climbed into a cannon. Skully lit a match and fired the cannon. Audra went flying across the sky, and onto the Dutch Fleut, looking just like a cannon, when she was flying through the air. Moments later, the Dutch Fleut stopped firing cannons… Audra did her job, she dismantled the cannons.
Aye they must have at least 20 cannon smith on that ship, how did she manage to dismantle them? Asked Richart de Berewick.
Along with being a pirate, mermaid, and princess Audra was also a secret assassin, and knew martial arts… she can handle many many opponents on her own. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Through the looking glass Skully could see that the ship had about 50 crewmembers many of them were those damn Mexicans he hired. He also saw Bully Hayes and Daris BlueBeard. The two ships collided together and The Black Betty’s crew attacked the Dutch Fleut. Skully, Barron, Cats Eyes, Bella Dizzy, Cannons McGee, Gale Arm, Finale, and Jolly Roger all jumped on to the ship with swords a swingin. A group of 5 pirates attacked Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee, as a pair, they sliced and stabbed their attackers, finishing them off in moments… oh what a sight it was to see the two working together. Skully went straight for Daris, as Barron battle Bully Hayes. Finale went below deck searching for Audra, as Gale Arm, Jolly Roger, and Cat Eyes fought the hordes of pirates on the deck. Finale walked down a hallway to find Audra fighting her old enemy Greys’ Blome. Greys’ wanted to get revenge on Audra for nearly killing him many months before. Finale jumped to help Audra battle Greys when 3 Mexican pirates popped out of a doorway and blocked Finale from getting to Audra. Finale pulled out two sabers one in each hand, and began to move towards the three men. Finale sliced off the arm of one of her attackers, he screamed out in pain blood was squirting out of his arm, so much blood came rushing out of his arm, a purple blood… because Mexicans have purple blood. Minutes after minutes more and more blood came out covering Finale from head to two, as the pirate waved his arm about screaming in pain. Finally the pirate fell to the ground the loss of blood killed him. The two other pirates attacked Finale. Finale jumped into the air, kicking one in the head, as she delivered one of the sabers into the neck of the other one. The pirate she kicked in the head, got up, and Finale stabbed him in the gut, slicing him open, and spilling all his entrails. The now covered in blood Finale walked down the hallway towards Audra, who was not weaponless lying on the ground under Greys. He lifted his sword to deliver to final blow to Audra when Finale kicked him in the back. He turned around and screamed as he saw Finale. She was purple from the blood, and startled him. As Finale distracted Greys, Audra got up. Grey turned back to Audra.
Aye Greys… see ye in hell, she screamed as she jumped into the air and snapped his neck. The two girls walked down the hallway, and back to the deck.
On the deck, Skully had Daris in a headlock screaming “UR A BASTARD”. While Bully Hayes and Barron were battling quite furiously. A Mexican pirate snuck up behind Bella Dizzy and raised his sword, but when he was about to split her head into two, Maximo jumped up and attacked the man, eating his face. Maximo land back on the deck, when a sword was coming down from another pirate about to kill Maximo, but seconds before the sword reached Maximo, a gun shot went off and the pirate was killed. Holding the gun was the journalist Radley. Richart was gallantly fighting two pirates, his gracefully sword fighting skills made him appear as doing a serpentine dance, dodging the thrusts of the attackers swords. Back on the Black Betty Elmer Knifenose and Tobias Brower pulled up chairs and watched the fight along with Madison Oceanus who was in her tank.
I say, said Tobias to Elmer and Madison, this is a good show.
Elmer replied with a bunch of mumbling.
A giant wave came-a-rollin and covered the ship. To the surprise of Finale, the purple blood didn’t not wash off.
Flap, Flap, Flap. The wave had caused Audra to turn back into a mermaid, and she flapped around on the deck… this made her very vernable. Richart jumped over and picked Audra up, and brought her back to the safety of the Black Betty.
After nearly two hours Barron, Skully and the crew had Daris, Bully Hayes, and about 10 Mexican pirates, surrounded in a small circle on the ship. Bully Hayes, said that they’re now small group had surrendered. Daris and Bully Hayes were brought to one cell on the Black Betty, as the ten Mexicans were brought to another. The crew of the Black Betty, pillaged the Dutch Fleut, taking treasure, food, rum and weapons, before Deidre had it set on fire. The 12 prisoners were kept alive so that they could find where the BlueBeards secret island was. But getting them to talk was not going to be an easy task.
The Black Betty sailed away from the burning ship. And the crew had dinner and went to their sleeping quarters.
Skully One-Eye stared off the deck of the ship and into the darkening sky. When Barron Von Black walked over to him, and stood next to him.
Oy, tis too bad that Wrath Spike isn’t here to coerce the men to talk, eh? Skully said to Barron.
Aye yes it tis, but we can still get them to talk. I have and idea, where’s that there Bella Dizzy of yers? Asked Barron.
Bella Dizzy? Why would you need her? Asked Skully.
Barron laughed, we can have her “talk” to the Mexicans, har har har.
Aye, member the days on the Blood Galleon, me feel as though we never spent to much time together on that ship during the many years we sailed together, ye always spent most of ye time with Kittie, Dragon Lance, or Wrath Spike, and I spent me time causin trouble with Jolly Roger, FlayBlade, and Cannons McGee… its great that we can spend time together now, said Skully.
Oy that it is. Replied Barron. But I am greatly missing me Kittie, me great treasure ye know?
Ah yes, Ms. Tiger, she a fun one. Replied Skully, as Richart walked over to the two captains.
Good fighting today pirates, he said.
Aye ye too, royal matey, replied Skully.
Tomorrow we’ll get our prisoners to talk… i'm off to bed.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Chapter 21
Chapter 21 is narrated by Bradley Cutler.
Captain Skully One-Eye and Captain Barron Von Black sailed back to the Caribbean from Spain aboard their new ship the Black Betty. They were in co-command of the ship, along with the entire Spanish Armada. They that been enlisted by the Queen to save her daughters and destroy the BlueBeard crimes family… but until they do, Spain was now under the control of the family. The Queen had the noble commandeer of the Spanish Armada go with the two captains; he would speak on behalf of the Queen, Sir Richart de Berewick. Skully and Barron didn’t like the idea of working with Sir Richart, or with the Spanish Armada, but they knew that they needed the help of the navy in order to save everyone.
The crew aboard the Black Betty was a mix of Skully’s crew and Barron’s crew. Many pirates had been kidnapped along with the two princesses, including my father the wise pirate Sid Cutler. However it was certainly an experience for the two great pirate captains to be working together.
Once we got back to the Caribbean the pirate captains from all of the surrounding seas held a huge unprecenedant meeting. The meeting allowed for the all the pirates to come together and discuss the threat of the BlueBeards. And of course some of the pirates that came to the meeting were under the control of the Bluebeards. But most of the pirates that are under the control of the Bluebeards are not friends with them, they are instead forced or threatened to be, much like the Queen.
Skully and Barron first needed to know where the BlueBeards home base was. They did have a ship, but they also you located on an island. And they needed to know where it was. When the Black Betty reached a pirate port, Skully and Bella Dizzy set out in the town to learn what they could about the BlueBeards.
While in the town Skully met up with an old friend of his. Henri Black Caesar. Bella Dizzy’s eye lit up at the sight of Black Caesar. He was one of the most famous Black Pirates; his parents were once slaves on Haiti. Bella Dizzy was filled with passion. She wanted this man, and he was the man of her dreams. Bella forgot all about her sister and mother being taken captive, her only focus now was on this man in front of her. Skully asked Black Caesar if her knew anything about the BlueBeard family. Black Caesar said that he did know about the BlueBeard Family. They sailed on a ship called the Dutch Fleut, and they were usually found sailing near Panama. Black Caesar mentioned that he didn’t know where their secret island hide was, but expressed concern to Skully about those who were missing. As Black Caesar spoke Bella Dizzy humped his leg. Skully and Dizzy thanked Black Caesar and returned to their ship.
The next morning the Black Betty would head out to Panama, but first everyone needed a good night of sleep so they stayed in port for the evening.
Once everyone was asleep, Bella Dizzy snuck off the boat and found Black Caesar at the local bar, and needless to say within minutes they were making love, right there on the bar.
Captain Skully One-Eye and Captain Barron Von Black sailed back to the Caribbean from Spain aboard their new ship the Black Betty. They were in co-command of the ship, along with the entire Spanish Armada. They that been enlisted by the Queen to save her daughters and destroy the BlueBeard crimes family… but until they do, Spain was now under the control of the family. The Queen had the noble commandeer of the Spanish Armada go with the two captains; he would speak on behalf of the Queen, Sir Richart de Berewick. Skully and Barron didn’t like the idea of working with Sir Richart, or with the Spanish Armada, but they knew that they needed the help of the navy in order to save everyone.
The crew aboard the Black Betty was a mix of Skully’s crew and Barron’s crew. Many pirates had been kidnapped along with the two princesses, including my father the wise pirate Sid Cutler. However it was certainly an experience for the two great pirate captains to be working together.
Once we got back to the Caribbean the pirate captains from all of the surrounding seas held a huge unprecenedant meeting. The meeting allowed for the all the pirates to come together and discuss the threat of the BlueBeards. And of course some of the pirates that came to the meeting were under the control of the Bluebeards. But most of the pirates that are under the control of the Bluebeards are not friends with them, they are instead forced or threatened to be, much like the Queen.
Skully and Barron first needed to know where the BlueBeards home base was. They did have a ship, but they also you located on an island. And they needed to know where it was. When the Black Betty reached a pirate port, Skully and Bella Dizzy set out in the town to learn what they could about the BlueBeards.
While in the town Skully met up with an old friend of his. Henri Black Caesar. Bella Dizzy’s eye lit up at the sight of Black Caesar. He was one of the most famous Black Pirates; his parents were once slaves on Haiti. Bella Dizzy was filled with passion. She wanted this man, and he was the man of her dreams. Bella forgot all about her sister and mother being taken captive, her only focus now was on this man in front of her. Skully asked Black Caesar if her knew anything about the BlueBeard family. Black Caesar said that he did know about the BlueBeard Family. They sailed on a ship called the Dutch Fleut, and they were usually found sailing near Panama. Black Caesar mentioned that he didn’t know where their secret island hide was, but expressed concern to Skully about those who were missing. As Black Caesar spoke Bella Dizzy humped his leg. Skully and Dizzy thanked Black Caesar and returned to their ship.
The next morning the Black Betty would head out to Panama, but first everyone needed a good night of sleep so they stayed in port for the evening.
Once everyone was asleep, Bella Dizzy snuck off the boat and found Black Caesar at the local bar, and needless to say within minutes they were making love, right there on the bar.
Chapter 20
This was certainly was to be an interesting wedding. It’s the first time that a pirate was to marry a royal. And it will be very interesting to see the royals and the pirates come together.
Ships from all over the world were gathering in Spain to celebrate the wedding of Lurg and Audra. But many royals from other countries (i.e. England and France) were not coming to the wedding because they were boycotting the fact that a royal family member was marrying a pirate.
Skully and Condi got to the palace and was greeted by the Queen. They went in and congratulated Lurg and Audra. Although Audra was the youngest of her sisters she was the first to be married. Skully soon realized that none of his crew was in Spain yet. Condi and Skully spent the day with Lurg and Audra. The four of them were walking in the palace gardens when they passed by a grand water fountain and naturally Lurg shoved Skully into the water. Skully got up and pulled Lurg into the water. He then went and picked up Condi and body slammed her into the water. And then Skully went after Audra. Everyone scream at Skully to make him stop. But he picked her up anyways and threw her also into the water; she immediately turned into a mermaid. Audra climbed out of the fountain, and flapped around on the ground.
“Thanks Ass” She said to Skully, the four of them laughed. Skully had forgotten about her “condition”. After about a half hour she was dried off, and they continued their walk.
The next day (the day before the wedding) more ships were arriving in the harbor and amoung them was the Skull Galleon. Barron Von Black brought Finale over with her boyfriend Jolly Roger, and he brought Bella Dizzy and Liza Dregg who were with Venom Kisser. Through out the day more ships came carrying crew of the Judith Prosperous. And many other familiar faces came into port during the day too. The last ship to arrive was a ship carrying the Elders. The Elders only attended extremely important events and this wedding was going to be grand!
Wedding bells began ringing at 10am the next morning. The wedding was at 12 noon. Before the wedding the members taking part in the ceremony was part of a parade through the town.
Regular and unimportant guests arrived at the chapel first. The chapel was huge and brightly lit. After the unimportant guests came Lurg and his best person, Condi. Then came the minister, the minister was Skully One Eye. Skully had become an Ordained Minister many years before. Following the minister came royal family members. Then the Elders came and sat in the front row of the pirate side (the church was split into 2, one side being the royals side and the pirates on the other side). Next to be seated were Audra’s sisters the princesses. Their mother, the Queen, followed them. Everyone bowed as she walked down the aisle to the front row where she sat with her daughters. Barron Von Black, his crew, along with Skully’s crew was seated behind the Elders, with other random pirates seated behind them.
Following the Queen came the Brides’ Maids and the Maid of Honor. Hackin Eve Bones’ was the first Bridesmaid, she was followed by Finale the Periwinkle, next came Deidre Vasquez. And the last Brides Maid to come was Madison. She was in a large glass tank on top of an elegant carriage being pulled down the aisle by the Queens men. The maid of honor followed Madison. Bella Dizzy the Bitter was the Maid of Horror… I mean Honor. Next to walk down the aisle was the ring boy. Maximo was the ring boy. He hopped down the aisle with the 2 rings dangling from his antlers. And of course following the ring boy was the flower girl. Ursula came skipping down the aisle as the flower girl throwing flower pedals. The orchestra then qued the Brides music. Audra came walking down the aisle accompanied by Vasca de Game, who would be giving her away.
Audra got to the alter and Skully began the ceremony.
“Today we are gathered her to celebrate a love between two people; two people whose love has produced a gathering of two very different classes of people, a great love that can be heard into the wee hours of the morning screaming out juicy sounds of passion. Indeed this is a special day.”
“AAAAACCCHHHHOOOOOOO” suddenly screamed Cannons McGee, whose sneeze sounds like a monkey in a rainforest. Everyone thunderously laughed.
“Bitch you be trippin if you try to do that again take away the spot light from Audra and Lurg and ruin this wedding” Said Bella Dizzy to Cannons McGee.
“Whatever Bella, Ill just talk about you behind your back, and tell lies about you and your sister to your mother, Liza Dregg, who owns a whore house, how ironic considering her daughter is a whore” replied Cannons.
“ENOUGH” cried the Queen, “don’t you ladies have any class”.
“Um ok continuing. These two beautiful people (Skully winks at Lurg) had to over come a lot to be together. There was first the love/hate relationship, followed by Audras untimely death, along with Lurg sleeping with Bella Dizzy. So many obstacles for these two, but against all odds they have prevailed, take a look at them now, happy and getting married.”
“Let me begin- before we go any further is there anyone who thinks that these two should not be married?”
Everyone in the church looked at Condi, then at the Queen, then at Bella Dizzy, and finally everyone looked at Barron Von Black because he started to violently cough randomly, Ursula passed him some rum to clear his throat. No one came forward.
“Now do you Lurg the Fist take the Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople to be your lawfully wedded wife, and do you promise to love, honor and respect her, and comfort her, and keep her in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her for so long as you both shall live? God forbid she dies again,” Skully asked to Lurg.
“I do,” said Lurg.
“Ok good” said Skully.
“And do you Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople, take this man, Lurg the Fist, to be your lawfully wedded husband, and do you promise to love, honor and respect him, and comfort him, and keep him in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him for so long as you both shall live?
I do. Said Audra, wiping away a tear.
“Audra you may now kiss the Bride… opps I mean Lurg you may now kiss the groom…. Err umm how about you just kiss!”.
Lurg lifted Audra you to his face and they kissed.
Everyone cheered. The wedding bells once again began to toll, as everyone stood clapping. Skully looked over to the Queen, who was brought to tears, you could tell by the look on her face that she was proud of Audra, Skully then glanced over to where Barron Von Black was sitting Barron was overwhelmed with tears. It was certainly a touching day.
Shots suddenly rang out in the church; the doors busted open and about 30-40 men came storming inside. The royal guards tried to stop them, but the trustpassengers were too much. There were a few recognizable faces among the group. It was the BlueBeard family. A Mafia-crime-pirate family that was all and all evil. Skully’s archenemies Daris was there; his grandfather Clegg (who was the patricharch of the family) was also a big enemy of the Elders. Bully Hayes was Daris’s father; he was the criminal who conned the Queen into thinking he was a noble man, and she married him, Bully Hayes was also a big enemy of Vasca’s. Also in the crime family was Burt Bloodgut, Audra’s ex fiancée from when she was a princess. Medusa unbenounced to anyone else before turns out to be apart of the family as well. Grey Blome, the former 1st mate of Captain Hook was a BlueBeard also he was Bully Hayes’ brother, and Burt’s father. And in the crime family were the 2 Ackers, formally from Tora Bora Bora, formally of the Deadly Seven. The rest of the men were the 30 Mexicans that Skully hired to be the crew on his ship.
Clegg slowly made his way to the front of the church.
“Oh what a joyous day, apparently someone forgot to invite my family. Its ok we came anyways”.
“Why are you here Clegg?” asked the Queen. “You already had your son Bully trick me into marriage, stole great amounts of my fortune, and publicly humiliated me…. Isn’t that enough?”.
Clegg proceeded to talk, “there are many many people in this room that has gotten in the way of my families happiness”.
Skully spoke up… “Your awful family is ruining many lives, Daris’ stole my bride away from me!”.
Did he? Asked Clegg. “Or did she just leave you to be with him instead? Is there anything keeping you with Daris?” Asked Clegg to Maeghan Belle.
“No, we are in love”. Skully was hurt, he trusted this woman, even though it was many years before.
“We are here because my family is fast on our way to controlling the world. From Royalty to Pirates, to mermaids, and every other creature, will be under the control of my family. I will take away something from every royal house… every country in the world, therefore making them come under my control or else that “something” I took would be gone forever”. —Clegg. Thunderstruck outside as Clegg spoke. Ironically the sunny warm day has turned dark, cold and rainy.
“Not my precious Audra! She can’t be taken away from me again,” cried the Queen.
“Join me, my family, or forever live in fear, fear that my family will destroy you for your resistance. What do you say will you join me?” Ask Clegg. He looked to the Queen, Skully, Barron and The Elders, they all said NO. Clegg was furious. But as if they were reading each other minds Barron and Skully ran over to Daris and held swords to his throat.
No, no, said Clegg who pointed over to the Captainess Kittie whom had a gun held to her head by Bully Hayes. Skully and Barron retracted.
Suddenly smoke filled the church and nothing could be seen, only screams and rustling could be heard. Once the smoke settled Skully realized that the Bluebeards were gone… and with them were many of the guests of the wedding… kidnapped! Audra and the Queen screamed at the same time.
“Lurg is gone” Cried Audra.
“My daughters are gone!” screamed the Queen. Skully looked at Audra and said, “Honestly I totally thought that you would be the kidnapped one mate”. Among those who were taken by the family were:
Lurg
Sid Cutler
Captainess Kittie and baby
Venom Kisser
Liza Dregg
Vasca de Gama
Chester
Hackin Eve
The two royal princesses
Ursula
Condi
And Razorwind, Knifebance, Cat Eyes, and Blood Claw from Barrons ship.
Later that day the Queen held a meeting with Skully, Barron, and Elmer and Tobias (of the Elders). They discussed what they could do to save those whom were taken captive. They decided that the pirates along with the Spanish Armada would go after the Bluebeard family. It was decided at this meeting that Barron and Skully would co-captain a ship and the two Elders would accompany them as advisors. The Queen gave the 2 captains a brand new top of the line ship, a man of war, that they called the Black Betty. The Queen was willing to do anything to save her daughters. The Black Betty along with the Spanish Armada under the command of Skully and Barron set out the next morning.
Ships from all over the world were gathering in Spain to celebrate the wedding of Lurg and Audra. But many royals from other countries (i.e. England and France) were not coming to the wedding because they were boycotting the fact that a royal family member was marrying a pirate.
Skully and Condi got to the palace and was greeted by the Queen. They went in and congratulated Lurg and Audra. Although Audra was the youngest of her sisters she was the first to be married. Skully soon realized that none of his crew was in Spain yet. Condi and Skully spent the day with Lurg and Audra. The four of them were walking in the palace gardens when they passed by a grand water fountain and naturally Lurg shoved Skully into the water. Skully got up and pulled Lurg into the water. He then went and picked up Condi and body slammed her into the water. And then Skully went after Audra. Everyone scream at Skully to make him stop. But he picked her up anyways and threw her also into the water; she immediately turned into a mermaid. Audra climbed out of the fountain, and flapped around on the ground.
“Thanks Ass” She said to Skully, the four of them laughed. Skully had forgotten about her “condition”. After about a half hour she was dried off, and they continued their walk.
The next day (the day before the wedding) more ships were arriving in the harbor and amoung them was the Skull Galleon. Barron Von Black brought Finale over with her boyfriend Jolly Roger, and he brought Bella Dizzy and Liza Dregg who were with Venom Kisser. Through out the day more ships came carrying crew of the Judith Prosperous. And many other familiar faces came into port during the day too. The last ship to arrive was a ship carrying the Elders. The Elders only attended extremely important events and this wedding was going to be grand!
Wedding bells began ringing at 10am the next morning. The wedding was at 12 noon. Before the wedding the members taking part in the ceremony was part of a parade through the town.
Regular and unimportant guests arrived at the chapel first. The chapel was huge and brightly lit. After the unimportant guests came Lurg and his best person, Condi. Then came the minister, the minister was Skully One Eye. Skully had become an Ordained Minister many years before. Following the minister came royal family members. Then the Elders came and sat in the front row of the pirate side (the church was split into 2, one side being the royals side and the pirates on the other side). Next to be seated were Audra’s sisters the princesses. Their mother, the Queen, followed them. Everyone bowed as she walked down the aisle to the front row where she sat with her daughters. Barron Von Black, his crew, along with Skully’s crew was seated behind the Elders, with other random pirates seated behind them.
Following the Queen came the Brides’ Maids and the Maid of Honor. Hackin Eve Bones’ was the first Bridesmaid, she was followed by Finale the Periwinkle, next came Deidre Vasquez. And the last Brides Maid to come was Madison. She was in a large glass tank on top of an elegant carriage being pulled down the aisle by the Queens men. The maid of honor followed Madison. Bella Dizzy the Bitter was the Maid of Horror… I mean Honor. Next to walk down the aisle was the ring boy. Maximo was the ring boy. He hopped down the aisle with the 2 rings dangling from his antlers. And of course following the ring boy was the flower girl. Ursula came skipping down the aisle as the flower girl throwing flower pedals. The orchestra then qued the Brides music. Audra came walking down the aisle accompanied by Vasca de Game, who would be giving her away.
Audra got to the alter and Skully began the ceremony.
“Today we are gathered her to celebrate a love between two people; two people whose love has produced a gathering of two very different classes of people, a great love that can be heard into the wee hours of the morning screaming out juicy sounds of passion. Indeed this is a special day.”
“AAAAACCCHHHHOOOOOOO” suddenly screamed Cannons McGee, whose sneeze sounds like a monkey in a rainforest. Everyone thunderously laughed.
“Bitch you be trippin if you try to do that again take away the spot light from Audra and Lurg and ruin this wedding” Said Bella Dizzy to Cannons McGee.
“Whatever Bella, Ill just talk about you behind your back, and tell lies about you and your sister to your mother, Liza Dregg, who owns a whore house, how ironic considering her daughter is a whore” replied Cannons.
“ENOUGH” cried the Queen, “don’t you ladies have any class”.
“Um ok continuing. These two beautiful people (Skully winks at Lurg) had to over come a lot to be together. There was first the love/hate relationship, followed by Audras untimely death, along with Lurg sleeping with Bella Dizzy. So many obstacles for these two, but against all odds they have prevailed, take a look at them now, happy and getting married.”
“Let me begin- before we go any further is there anyone who thinks that these two should not be married?”
Everyone in the church looked at Condi, then at the Queen, then at Bella Dizzy, and finally everyone looked at Barron Von Black because he started to violently cough randomly, Ursula passed him some rum to clear his throat. No one came forward.
“Now do you Lurg the Fist take the Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople to be your lawfully wedded wife, and do you promise to love, honor and respect her, and comfort her, and keep her in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her for so long as you both shall live? God forbid she dies again,” Skully asked to Lurg.
“I do,” said Lurg.
“Ok good” said Skully.
“And do you Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople, take this man, Lurg the Fist, to be your lawfully wedded husband, and do you promise to love, honor and respect him, and comfort him, and keep him in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him for so long as you both shall live?
I do. Said Audra, wiping away a tear.
“Audra you may now kiss the Bride… opps I mean Lurg you may now kiss the groom…. Err umm how about you just kiss!”.
Lurg lifted Audra you to his face and they kissed.
Everyone cheered. The wedding bells once again began to toll, as everyone stood clapping. Skully looked over to the Queen, who was brought to tears, you could tell by the look on her face that she was proud of Audra, Skully then glanced over to where Barron Von Black was sitting Barron was overwhelmed with tears. It was certainly a touching day.
Shots suddenly rang out in the church; the doors busted open and about 30-40 men came storming inside. The royal guards tried to stop them, but the trustpassengers were too much. There were a few recognizable faces among the group. It was the BlueBeard family. A Mafia-crime-pirate family that was all and all evil. Skully’s archenemies Daris was there; his grandfather Clegg (who was the patricharch of the family) was also a big enemy of the Elders. Bully Hayes was Daris’s father; he was the criminal who conned the Queen into thinking he was a noble man, and she married him, Bully Hayes was also a big enemy of Vasca’s. Also in the crime family was Burt Bloodgut, Audra’s ex fiancée from when she was a princess. Medusa unbenounced to anyone else before turns out to be apart of the family as well. Grey Blome, the former 1st mate of Captain Hook was a BlueBeard also he was Bully Hayes’ brother, and Burt’s father. And in the crime family were the 2 Ackers, formally from Tora Bora Bora, formally of the Deadly Seven. The rest of the men were the 30 Mexicans that Skully hired to be the crew on his ship.
Clegg slowly made his way to the front of the church.
“Oh what a joyous day, apparently someone forgot to invite my family. Its ok we came anyways”.
“Why are you here Clegg?” asked the Queen. “You already had your son Bully trick me into marriage, stole great amounts of my fortune, and publicly humiliated me…. Isn’t that enough?”.
Clegg proceeded to talk, “there are many many people in this room that has gotten in the way of my families happiness”.
Skully spoke up… “Your awful family is ruining many lives, Daris’ stole my bride away from me!”.
Did he? Asked Clegg. “Or did she just leave you to be with him instead? Is there anything keeping you with Daris?” Asked Clegg to Maeghan Belle.
“No, we are in love”. Skully was hurt, he trusted this woman, even though it was many years before.
“We are here because my family is fast on our way to controlling the world. From Royalty to Pirates, to mermaids, and every other creature, will be under the control of my family. I will take away something from every royal house… every country in the world, therefore making them come under my control or else that “something” I took would be gone forever”. —Clegg. Thunderstruck outside as Clegg spoke. Ironically the sunny warm day has turned dark, cold and rainy.
“Not my precious Audra! She can’t be taken away from me again,” cried the Queen.
“Join me, my family, or forever live in fear, fear that my family will destroy you for your resistance. What do you say will you join me?” Ask Clegg. He looked to the Queen, Skully, Barron and The Elders, they all said NO. Clegg was furious. But as if they were reading each other minds Barron and Skully ran over to Daris and held swords to his throat.
No, no, said Clegg who pointed over to the Captainess Kittie whom had a gun held to her head by Bully Hayes. Skully and Barron retracted.
Suddenly smoke filled the church and nothing could be seen, only screams and rustling could be heard. Once the smoke settled Skully realized that the Bluebeards were gone… and with them were many of the guests of the wedding… kidnapped! Audra and the Queen screamed at the same time.
“Lurg is gone” Cried Audra.
“My daughters are gone!” screamed the Queen. Skully looked at Audra and said, “Honestly I totally thought that you would be the kidnapped one mate”. Among those who were taken by the family were:
Lurg
Sid Cutler
Captainess Kittie and baby
Venom Kisser
Liza Dregg
Vasca de Gama
Chester
Hackin Eve
The two royal princesses
Ursula
Condi
And Razorwind, Knifebance, Cat Eyes, and Blood Claw from Barrons ship.
Later that day the Queen held a meeting with Skully, Barron, and Elmer and Tobias (of the Elders). They discussed what they could do to save those whom were taken captive. They decided that the pirates along with the Spanish Armada would go after the Bluebeard family. It was decided at this meeting that Barron and Skully would co-captain a ship and the two Elders would accompany them as advisors. The Queen gave the 2 captains a brand new top of the line ship, a man of war, that they called the Black Betty. The Queen was willing to do anything to save her daughters. The Black Betty along with the Spanish Armada under the command of Skully and Barron set out the next morning.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Chapter 19
Shortly after Lurg and Audra left for Spain, Ursula was preparing to leave as well. She was planning on traveling to South America to find out the secret ingredients and food of the people from Macho Picho. Vasca de Gama and Chester was going to travel with Ursula because Macho Picho was one of the only places in the new world that he has yet to go to. Now only Skully and Condi were left on the ship. Skully hired a bunch of Mexicans-for-hire to be the crew on the ship.
A few weeks’ later things were very completely different on the ship. Skully and Condi were getting sick of having Mexican food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday. Skully found that there were both positives and negatives for hiring the Mexicans. The positives were that he was able to hire twice as many crews for half the pay of his original crew. He was also able to hire crew to build a tank for Madison. But Skully was also thinking about the negatives of hiring Mexicans. Who are the only people dirtier than pirates? Skully thought to himself. MEXICANS!!! Skully and Condi held out hope that the real crew would return. But many weeks passed and Skully heard nothing from any of his crew.
Almost four months passed without the original crew on the ship when finally a ship pulled up to the Judith Prosperous. They were from the Spanish Queen and they were sailing the sea inviting everyone on the guest list to come to Spain and celebrate. Celebrate what? The wedding of Audra and Lurg of course.
Skully and Condi were so excited. They needed to see their mates again; it’s been along four months without them.
Skully, Condi and the Mexicans set out for Spain.
A few weeks’ later things were very completely different on the ship. Skully and Condi were getting sick of having Mexican food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday. Skully found that there were both positives and negatives for hiring the Mexicans. The positives were that he was able to hire twice as many crews for half the pay of his original crew. He was also able to hire crew to build a tank for Madison. But Skully was also thinking about the negatives of hiring Mexicans. Who are the only people dirtier than pirates? Skully thought to himself. MEXICANS!!! Skully and Condi held out hope that the real crew would return. But many weeks passed and Skully heard nothing from any of his crew.
Almost four months passed without the original crew on the ship when finally a ship pulled up to the Judith Prosperous. They were from the Spanish Queen and they were sailing the sea inviting everyone on the guest list to come to Spain and celebrate. Celebrate what? The wedding of Audra and Lurg of course.
Skully and Condi were so excited. They needed to see their mates again; it’s been along four months without them.
Skully, Condi and the Mexicans set out for Spain.
Chapter 18
Chapter 18
The day started off the same as any other day, it was bright sunny and warm. Lurg was screaming orders to the crew. The crew with whom was now missing Bella Dizzy, Hackin Eve Bones, Maximo, and Finale.
Skully was fishing with ham sandwiches for mermaids again as he often does, but this time he was fishing because the day before he thought he saw a mermaid swim by the ship and again he had the fishing rod in one hand and a cocktail in another. An hour passed when Skully felt a pull on the line. He started yelping as he reeled in the line. It took quite a while till he got the small mermaid out of the water. The mermaid was dangling from the line with a ham sandwich in her mouth. Skully pulled her in and dropped her onto the deck. She was flapping around the deck like fish outta water. She had a bluish/green fish bottom, seashell bikini bra, pale white skin on her upper body, and green and black hair covering her face. The green in her hair was actually seaweed.
The crew gathered around to see the mermaid; they were all amazed that Skully caught one. The mermaid cleared away the hair from her face. Everyone on the ship gasped, for the mermaid was Audra Bellamy!!!! Audra said hello to everyone. The crew then battered her with many questions like, how are you alive? And why are you a mermaid? Audra sat up and began to tell the story of her “death”. She went back to went she met Deidre Vasquez. She explained how she finally got Lurg to fall in love with her; and about the time they made sweet love that one night before she died. Audra then went on to explain how Condi came up to her that nite and struck her with the knife killing her. Lurg whipped out a sword and held it to Condi’s throat. “Ill kill you!” decried Lurg. “Wait!! Stop!!” Cried Audra. “You don’t understand. Condi wasn’t right when she killed me. Deidre and I messed up a potion that we were practicing the night I was killed. The potion was to make Deidre immortal. But something went wrong and it turned Deidre evil. The evil Deidre then destroyed and broke Condi’s heart and tricked Condi with mind games into killing me. It wasn’t until Deidre hit the water from walking the plank that the effects of the potion wore off. Once you guys made Deidre walk the plank and the evil potion wore off, she was found by a mermaid who had found my body the day before and Deidre was able to bring me back to life. But once I awoke again the ship was gone so as a token to the mermaid who saved my body from sharks or other things I had Deidre turn me into a mermaid, and I joined the mermaid in her travels. Months later when the Judith Prosperous finally returned to these seas, I was really enjoying being a mermaid and I committed to staying with the mermaid who saved me, her name was Madison Oceanus, made it so I couldn’t come back to you all right away. We as mermaids followed the Judith Prosperous when it was in the Caribbean because we knew that after every mealtime Ursula would dump all the leftover food into the sea. Oh how I longed to come back to you all… especially you Lurg—I love you”.
As Audra talked her fish bottom turned back into human legs and she had sat there with her bottom blowing in the wind. It wasn’t until Vasca told her that she was not only had human legs again but she was also naked. Audra covered herself up and explained that when in water or wet her low half turns into the fish, but when dry she turns back into a human with legs. Lurg and Audra hugged and embraced each other as Skully said “ well I finally caught a mermaid, but I can’t have sex with her… I mean I did have sex with her but she was all human then”. Lurg glared at him. “Her favorite position is flying doggy… I mean it was her favorite position, Im not too sure she would still be able to do it with a fish tail now, kinda need 2 legs to go over each shoulder…. Uh-oh… Umm…” Skully went on babbling getting himself in more trouble.
“Audra” the cry came from the water. The crew ran to the side of the ship, just as the most beautiful mermaid vanished under the water, it was Madison Oceanus, Audras pal and savior. Audra explained that mermaids are very scared and shy of humans. Because over the years mermaids have gotten a bad reputation of singing to ships and either luring them to crash into reefs or rocks or by making men fall over board. And Audra told Skully that in fact it was true mermaids love ham sandwiches.
Skully told Audra that they knew she was a princess and that they met her mother the Queen. Audra became pale. Skully told her not to worry, the Queen was very accepting of the pirates and always welcomed their presence in her palace. The Queen was just glad that you got to live out your dream and be happy.
Loud screams suddenly came from the sea. Everyone looked over it was Madison Oceanus. She was being attacked by a swarm of string rays. Audra jumped over board and immediately turned back into a mermaid once she hit the water. Lurg jumped in after her. He didn’t want to lose his long-lost-love-who was now back-but could be potential gone again if the stingrays got to her. Vasca and Chester threw a fishing net overboard onto the stingrays, trapping them and saving Madison, Audra and Lurg. The 3 of them were pulled on board. Audra dried off, and her legs eventually came back. Madison was set into a large bathing tub. Audra poor goats’ milk onto Madison’s stings. Madison seemed nervous to be around the pirates, but Audra assured her that she was safe. Madison told the pirates about her life as a mermaid and how she became exiled from her mermaid family because she had an affair with a dangerous pirate who set her set, stole from her family and tried to kill her and her family. The evil pirates name was Daris BlueBeard. Skully told her that they too knew of Daris, and didn’t like him at all either. The mermaids had a strict rule about their interactions with humans. And Madison was then banished by her family. She lived for a few years being friends with only the sea animals. She then explained how she found Audras body, and saved it from being eaten by fish or sharks. And then the next night she saved Deidre form drowning. Deidre brought Audra back to life and she lived with Madison as her first human/mermaid friend in years.
Skully invited Madison to join them on the ship, for they would make arrangements to have a large tank built for her. Madison after a few moments of thinking accepted. But until the tank was built Madison returned to the sea. You see Madison was a real mermaid and must be in a lot of water to survive, but Audra on the other hand was a mermaid when only wet.
Audra told Skully that Deidre was living on an island near Brazil and that she is very sorry that she made the wrong potion and went nutty. Audra then admitted that it was her fault. Deidre asked Audra to get white shrimp for the potion but instead she got grey ship and that little error turned out to be fatal.
That night the crew had a large dinner together. And of course the food served that night was stingray! And they then retired to bed.
The next morning Audra and Lurg set out off to Spain to see her mother the Queen. The Judith Prosperous was slowly losing its crew.
The day started off the same as any other day, it was bright sunny and warm. Lurg was screaming orders to the crew. The crew with whom was now missing Bella Dizzy, Hackin Eve Bones, Maximo, and Finale.
Skully was fishing with ham sandwiches for mermaids again as he often does, but this time he was fishing because the day before he thought he saw a mermaid swim by the ship and again he had the fishing rod in one hand and a cocktail in another. An hour passed when Skully felt a pull on the line. He started yelping as he reeled in the line. It took quite a while till he got the small mermaid out of the water. The mermaid was dangling from the line with a ham sandwich in her mouth. Skully pulled her in and dropped her onto the deck. She was flapping around the deck like fish outta water. She had a bluish/green fish bottom, seashell bikini bra, pale white skin on her upper body, and green and black hair covering her face. The green in her hair was actually seaweed.
The crew gathered around to see the mermaid; they were all amazed that Skully caught one. The mermaid cleared away the hair from her face. Everyone on the ship gasped, for the mermaid was Audra Bellamy!!!! Audra said hello to everyone. The crew then battered her with many questions like, how are you alive? And why are you a mermaid? Audra sat up and began to tell the story of her “death”. She went back to went she met Deidre Vasquez. She explained how she finally got Lurg to fall in love with her; and about the time they made sweet love that one night before she died. Audra then went on to explain how Condi came up to her that nite and struck her with the knife killing her. Lurg whipped out a sword and held it to Condi’s throat. “Ill kill you!” decried Lurg. “Wait!! Stop!!” Cried Audra. “You don’t understand. Condi wasn’t right when she killed me. Deidre and I messed up a potion that we were practicing the night I was killed. The potion was to make Deidre immortal. But something went wrong and it turned Deidre evil. The evil Deidre then destroyed and broke Condi’s heart and tricked Condi with mind games into killing me. It wasn’t until Deidre hit the water from walking the plank that the effects of the potion wore off. Once you guys made Deidre walk the plank and the evil potion wore off, she was found by a mermaid who had found my body the day before and Deidre was able to bring me back to life. But once I awoke again the ship was gone so as a token to the mermaid who saved my body from sharks or other things I had Deidre turn me into a mermaid, and I joined the mermaid in her travels. Months later when the Judith Prosperous finally returned to these seas, I was really enjoying being a mermaid and I committed to staying with the mermaid who saved me, her name was Madison Oceanus, made it so I couldn’t come back to you all right away. We as mermaids followed the Judith Prosperous when it was in the Caribbean because we knew that after every mealtime Ursula would dump all the leftover food into the sea. Oh how I longed to come back to you all… especially you Lurg—I love you”.
As Audra talked her fish bottom turned back into human legs and she had sat there with her bottom blowing in the wind. It wasn’t until Vasca told her that she was not only had human legs again but she was also naked. Audra covered herself up and explained that when in water or wet her low half turns into the fish, but when dry she turns back into a human with legs. Lurg and Audra hugged and embraced each other as Skully said “ well I finally caught a mermaid, but I can’t have sex with her… I mean I did have sex with her but she was all human then”. Lurg glared at him. “Her favorite position is flying doggy… I mean it was her favorite position, Im not too sure she would still be able to do it with a fish tail now, kinda need 2 legs to go over each shoulder…. Uh-oh… Umm…” Skully went on babbling getting himself in more trouble.
“Audra” the cry came from the water. The crew ran to the side of the ship, just as the most beautiful mermaid vanished under the water, it was Madison Oceanus, Audras pal and savior. Audra explained that mermaids are very scared and shy of humans. Because over the years mermaids have gotten a bad reputation of singing to ships and either luring them to crash into reefs or rocks or by making men fall over board. And Audra told Skully that in fact it was true mermaids love ham sandwiches.
Skully told Audra that they knew she was a princess and that they met her mother the Queen. Audra became pale. Skully told her not to worry, the Queen was very accepting of the pirates and always welcomed their presence in her palace. The Queen was just glad that you got to live out your dream and be happy.
Loud screams suddenly came from the sea. Everyone looked over it was Madison Oceanus. She was being attacked by a swarm of string rays. Audra jumped over board and immediately turned back into a mermaid once she hit the water. Lurg jumped in after her. He didn’t want to lose his long-lost-love-who was now back-but could be potential gone again if the stingrays got to her. Vasca and Chester threw a fishing net overboard onto the stingrays, trapping them and saving Madison, Audra and Lurg. The 3 of them were pulled on board. Audra dried off, and her legs eventually came back. Madison was set into a large bathing tub. Audra poor goats’ milk onto Madison’s stings. Madison seemed nervous to be around the pirates, but Audra assured her that she was safe. Madison told the pirates about her life as a mermaid and how she became exiled from her mermaid family because she had an affair with a dangerous pirate who set her set, stole from her family and tried to kill her and her family. The evil pirates name was Daris BlueBeard. Skully told her that they too knew of Daris, and didn’t like him at all either. The mermaids had a strict rule about their interactions with humans. And Madison was then banished by her family. She lived for a few years being friends with only the sea animals. She then explained how she found Audras body, and saved it from being eaten by fish or sharks. And then the next night she saved Deidre form drowning. Deidre brought Audra back to life and she lived with Madison as her first human/mermaid friend in years.
Skully invited Madison to join them on the ship, for they would make arrangements to have a large tank built for her. Madison after a few moments of thinking accepted. But until the tank was built Madison returned to the sea. You see Madison was a real mermaid and must be in a lot of water to survive, but Audra on the other hand was a mermaid when only wet.
Audra told Skully that Deidre was living on an island near Brazil and that she is very sorry that she made the wrong potion and went nutty. Audra then admitted that it was her fault. Deidre asked Audra to get white shrimp for the potion but instead she got grey ship and that little error turned out to be fatal.
That night the crew had a large dinner together. And of course the food served that night was stingray! And they then retired to bed.
The next morning Audra and Lurg set out off to Spain to see her mother the Queen. The Judith Prosperous was slowly losing its crew.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Chapter 17
Skully One Eye though that things would improve on the ship without Bella Dizzy or Venom Kisser, but they weren’t any better, in fact they were getting worse.
Radley Cutler was still on the ship writing about his time on the ship. His presence really didn’t seem to have any effect on anyone on the ship.
When docking at a nearby port Skully One-Eye got word from Spain that the Queen has found out that her husband was a criminal stealing money from her. She sentenced him to death, he was not the father of Audra Bellamy or her sisters (her father died from a heart attack a few years before), but instead he was Queen Sophia’s second husband.
Skully began to think that it was a little weird that the crew never got to meet him when they were visiting the Queen. Vacsa then mentioned to Skully that he in fact once knew of the king. His real name was Bully Hayes Bluebeard. He was a major enemy of Vasca and many other pirates. Bully Hayes family was involved with the Opium trade, they were evil pirates whom no one trusted. They planned to mask enough money through their Opium trading and stealing to gain enough power to control the seas, making pirates into slaves, and eventually becoming stronger than all the royal families in the world. Bully Hayes was Darius’s father. The BlueBeard “family” was controlled by the grandfather Clegg Bluebeard. It wasn’t know how big their venture had gotten, or who else was involved with them. Skully wasn’t very surprised to hear that Vasca knew Bully Hayes, because Vasca knew everyone from sometime in his life.
Skully was gazing into the water when he thought he saw a mermaid swimming by. It just must have been a dolphin or his mind playing tricks on him.
Finale was getting increasingly more frustrated with seeing Maximo and Hackin Eve. Coupled with the fact that she missed Jolly Roger. Finally Finale snapped she couldn’t take it anymore. Finale run over to Maximo picked him up and dropkicked him off the ship. He went flying into the water screaming “eeeeeeeee”. Hackin Eve screamed as Maximo landed in the water. Maximo wasn’t a great swimmer and would die in the shark-infested waters. Hackin Eve jumped into the water risking her life. Eve saved Maximo and climbed on board the ship. Hackin Eve walked up to Finale soaking wet and slapped her across the face. Ursula whispered to Skully One-Eye “I got 10 down on Finale”, Skully put 10 on Hackin Eve. The fight raged on with screaming, slapping, and hair pulling. Finally Lurg walked over and ripped the two apart from each other, throwing them to either side of the ship. No winner was declared.
As day became night the crew went to bed.
The next morning Hackin Eve and Maximo decided to leave the ship and visit with Maximo’s family on Tora Bora Bora. Finale also decided to leave the ship that day too, she hopped on to the back of a manatee and set out to find Jolly Roger.
Radley Cutler was still on the ship writing about his time on the ship. His presence really didn’t seem to have any effect on anyone on the ship.
When docking at a nearby port Skully One-Eye got word from Spain that the Queen has found out that her husband was a criminal stealing money from her. She sentenced him to death, he was not the father of Audra Bellamy or her sisters (her father died from a heart attack a few years before), but instead he was Queen Sophia’s second husband.
Skully began to think that it was a little weird that the crew never got to meet him when they were visiting the Queen. Vacsa then mentioned to Skully that he in fact once knew of the king. His real name was Bully Hayes Bluebeard. He was a major enemy of Vasca and many other pirates. Bully Hayes family was involved with the Opium trade, they were evil pirates whom no one trusted. They planned to mask enough money through their Opium trading and stealing to gain enough power to control the seas, making pirates into slaves, and eventually becoming stronger than all the royal families in the world. Bully Hayes was Darius’s father. The BlueBeard “family” was controlled by the grandfather Clegg Bluebeard. It wasn’t know how big their venture had gotten, or who else was involved with them. Skully wasn’t very surprised to hear that Vasca knew Bully Hayes, because Vasca knew everyone from sometime in his life.
Skully was gazing into the water when he thought he saw a mermaid swimming by. It just must have been a dolphin or his mind playing tricks on him.
Finale was getting increasingly more frustrated with seeing Maximo and Hackin Eve. Coupled with the fact that she missed Jolly Roger. Finally Finale snapped she couldn’t take it anymore. Finale run over to Maximo picked him up and dropkicked him off the ship. He went flying into the water screaming “eeeeeeeee”. Hackin Eve screamed as Maximo landed in the water. Maximo wasn’t a great swimmer and would die in the shark-infested waters. Hackin Eve jumped into the water risking her life. Eve saved Maximo and climbed on board the ship. Hackin Eve walked up to Finale soaking wet and slapped her across the face. Ursula whispered to Skully One-Eye “I got 10 down on Finale”, Skully put 10 on Hackin Eve. The fight raged on with screaming, slapping, and hair pulling. Finally Lurg walked over and ripped the two apart from each other, throwing them to either side of the ship. No winner was declared.
As day became night the crew went to bed.
The next morning Hackin Eve and Maximo decided to leave the ship and visit with Maximo’s family on Tora Bora Bora. Finale also decided to leave the ship that day too, she hopped on to the back of a manatee and set out to find Jolly Roger.
Chapter 16
Martha’s Vineyard is beautiful in May, as the Judith Prosperous sailed closer to the island. Skully always liked the northeast colonies and thought that this place would be the perfect spot to bury their treasure. But unlike Skully not everyone on the ship was happy.
Finale was sad that she had to leave her new boyfriend Jolly Roger and to make matters even worse for poor Finale, her best friend Hackin Eve was giving her almost no attention for Hackin Eve had a new best friend in Maximo.
Things were getting very tough on the ship and having the newly reunited twins on the ship didn’t help much either. One of the ladies was just enough to handle… but 2! TWO of them were TOO much.
Skully One-Eye, Lurg and Condi found the perfect spot on the island to bury their treasure. It was roughly 1 mile from the ocean and behind a hill under a grand oak tree. Hackin Eve drew out a map as the crew dug the hole. Once the treasure was buried they boarded the ship once again and headed south to Chesapeake. Four days later the Judith Prosperous arrived in Chesapeake. The whole crew went with Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser as they walked down Main Street towards Liza Dreggs Inn.
The Pirates found the Inn. It was a big white Victorian home. The crew walked inside the Inn and up to the front desk. But as they quickly realized this was no regular Inn. It was in fact a brothel. Bella Dizzy asked the lady at the front desk if they could please speak to Liza Dregg. A few minutes later Liza Dregg walked down the stairs, she saw Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser and she immediately knew… and the 3 of them started crying. Soon Finale, Hackin Eve, Ursula, and Maximo realized that they were the only ones still standing in the room watching for the rest of the crew—all the males and Condi were taking complete advantage of the Brothels services… (If you know what I mean).
Later that night as the crew regrouped Skully One Eye thought it was best if Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser stayed with their Mother for a little while. The Judith Prosperous left Chesapeake Bay that night without Bella Dizzy or her sister.
Finale was sad that she had to leave her new boyfriend Jolly Roger and to make matters even worse for poor Finale, her best friend Hackin Eve was giving her almost no attention for Hackin Eve had a new best friend in Maximo.
Things were getting very tough on the ship and having the newly reunited twins on the ship didn’t help much either. One of the ladies was just enough to handle… but 2! TWO of them were TOO much.
Skully One-Eye, Lurg and Condi found the perfect spot on the island to bury their treasure. It was roughly 1 mile from the ocean and behind a hill under a grand oak tree. Hackin Eve drew out a map as the crew dug the hole. Once the treasure was buried they boarded the ship once again and headed south to Chesapeake. Four days later the Judith Prosperous arrived in Chesapeake. The whole crew went with Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser as they walked down Main Street towards Liza Dreggs Inn.
The Pirates found the Inn. It was a big white Victorian home. The crew walked inside the Inn and up to the front desk. But as they quickly realized this was no regular Inn. It was in fact a brothel. Bella Dizzy asked the lady at the front desk if they could please speak to Liza Dregg. A few minutes later Liza Dregg walked down the stairs, she saw Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser and she immediately knew… and the 3 of them started crying. Soon Finale, Hackin Eve, Ursula, and Maximo realized that they were the only ones still standing in the room watching for the rest of the crew—all the males and Condi were taking complete advantage of the Brothels services… (If you know what I mean).
Later that night as the crew regrouped Skully One Eye thought it was best if Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser stayed with their Mother for a little while. The Judith Prosperous left Chesapeake Bay that night without Bella Dizzy or her sister.
Monday, May 07, 2007
Chapter 15
The two ships’ crews spent the next 3 days drinking, telling stories, and gambling. Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser started to wonder that in fact they could be twin sisters. They set out on a small rowboat to seek the Elders and see if they knew anything about them.
Back on the Skull Galleon it was revealed to Skully One-Eye that in fact the pirate Queen did have a baby. The baby was now 3months old. Skully left one year ago so technically the baby could be his. But Barron reassured Skully that the baby was his.
Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser reached the Elders house. They sat with the Elders and the Elders told them about their mother Liza Dregg who was from the Fareast and their father who was a British pirate. Sid Cutler told them about Liza Dregg’s and Medusa history and the history of the girls lives. Sid also mentioned that Liza Dregg was still alive. She was now living in the colonies, and owned an Inn in Chesapeake Bay.
Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser were so happy to learn that they were sisters and that their birth mother was still alive. Now they could do sisterly things together like bitch slap each other or steal each other boyfriends.
Once Venom and Bella got back to the ship Skully and Barron decided that after days of partying, that it was time to part. Skully was going north to the colonies. He told his crew that he wanted to bury their treasure on an island off the coast of the Massachusetts Bay Colony called Martha’s Vineyard. And on their way back to the Caribbean they would stop in the Chesapeake Bay so Bella Dizzy can visit her mother. Barron Von Black allowed Venom Kisser to go with them and the two ships departed and went their own ways. Agreeing to meet up in a month so Venom Kisser can return to her own ship.
Back on the Skull Galleon it was revealed to Skully One-Eye that in fact the pirate Queen did have a baby. The baby was now 3months old. Skully left one year ago so technically the baby could be his. But Barron reassured Skully that the baby was his.
Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser reached the Elders house. They sat with the Elders and the Elders told them about their mother Liza Dregg who was from the Fareast and their father who was a British pirate. Sid Cutler told them about Liza Dregg’s and Medusa history and the history of the girls lives. Sid also mentioned that Liza Dregg was still alive. She was now living in the colonies, and owned an Inn in Chesapeake Bay.
Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser were so happy to learn that they were sisters and that their birth mother was still alive. Now they could do sisterly things together like bitch slap each other or steal each other boyfriends.
Once Venom and Bella got back to the ship Skully and Barron decided that after days of partying, that it was time to part. Skully was going north to the colonies. He told his crew that he wanted to bury their treasure on an island off the coast of the Massachusetts Bay Colony called Martha’s Vineyard. And on their way back to the Caribbean they would stop in the Chesapeake Bay so Bella Dizzy can visit her mother. Barron Von Black allowed Venom Kisser to go with them and the two ships departed and went their own ways. Agreeing to meet up in a month so Venom Kisser can return to her own ship.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Character Profile
Liza Dregg
Liza Dregg was married to a British pirate who was killed in a battle. She had 2 baby girls, but the were stolen from her by Medusa. Liza's daughters are Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser. Liza owns and runs an Inn in the colonies.
Chapter 14
Skully One Eye first spotted the skull galleon off in the distance, but it was sailing far too fast for Skully to be bothered racing up too. So Skully instructed Finale to fire over a cannon to get their attention. Once the cannon went off he saw as the skull galleon slowed down. And on his ship, Ursula came out of the kitchen swearing and yelling, beating Skully with a broom for not warning her that he was going to fire off a shot.
A small boat pulled up to the Judith Prosperous. It was Sid Cutler’s son Pantin’ Radley Cutler. He would be spending a few weeks on the ship and write about his time there. Skully showed him to his cabin, he would have Audra’s old cabin room. Radley Cutler didn’t have much experience as a pirate and didn’t know how to fight but as a favor to the Elders for all their help and advice, and given Skullys love for attention he gladly let Radley come onto his ship.
Bella Dizzy was busy in her cabin putting on make-up and trying to look as hot as possible so she can show up her look-alike and if need be she hid a dagger in her stocking in case this lady was hotter than her.
All the mates on the JP were excited about meeting Skully's old crew. It’s hard for them to imagine Skully as anything other than a captain. But he was in fact a cannonsmith while he was on the skull galleon.
The two ships got closer together and ducked up with each other. The crews on both of the ships were all the on the decks. Skully crossed over first onto the Skull Galleon, and said hello to Barron Von Black, who immediately slapped him. "Ouch what was that for?" asked Skully
Out of the cabin and onto the deck of the Skull Galleon walked Jolly Roger. Jolly Roger was crying out in pain because his leg hurt. Finale's eyes lite up at the site of Jolly Roger. Barron told Skully that it was indeed in the past and he was over it. Barron welcomed the rest of the JP's crew to come on to his ship.
Barron Von Bitch knew Ursula from his past and they spent a great deal of time chatting. Skully introduced Bella Dizzy to Venom Kisser. Things between the two were awkward at first; they just sorta starred at each other. Things were made even more awkward when Skully started chanting, "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" The two gave him a glare and he stopped. Finale was busy flirting away with Jolly Roger.
The two ships would stay together and sail together for a few days; allowing the crew to get to knew each other and spends time together.
A small boat pulled up to the Judith Prosperous. It was Sid Cutler’s son Pantin’ Radley Cutler. He would be spending a few weeks on the ship and write about his time there. Skully showed him to his cabin, he would have Audra’s old cabin room. Radley Cutler didn’t have much experience as a pirate and didn’t know how to fight but as a favor to the Elders for all their help and advice, and given Skullys love for attention he gladly let Radley come onto his ship.
Bella Dizzy was busy in her cabin putting on make-up and trying to look as hot as possible so she can show up her look-alike and if need be she hid a dagger in her stocking in case this lady was hotter than her.
All the mates on the JP were excited about meeting Skully's old crew. It’s hard for them to imagine Skully as anything other than a captain. But he was in fact a cannonsmith while he was on the skull galleon.
The two ships got closer together and ducked up with each other. The crews on both of the ships were all the on the decks. Skully crossed over first onto the Skull Galleon, and said hello to Barron Von Black, who immediately slapped him. "Ouch what was that for?" asked Skully
"I Found out ye slept with me pirate queen right before you left my ship".
"Well Barron you see... ah... um... I can explain... there really wasn’t much "sleeping" done... oops... I mean... oh... umm... well it was over a year ago now its in the past mate, its not like anything came of it... it was a one time thing".Just then the cries of a baby could be heard.
Out of the cabin and onto the deck of the Skull Galleon walked Jolly Roger. Jolly Roger was crying out in pain because his leg hurt. Finale's eyes lite up at the site of Jolly Roger. Barron told Skully that it was indeed in the past and he was over it. Barron welcomed the rest of the JP's crew to come on to his ship.
Barron Von Bitch knew Ursula from his past and they spent a great deal of time chatting. Skully introduced Bella Dizzy to Venom Kisser. Things between the two were awkward at first; they just sorta starred at each other. Things were made even more awkward when Skully started chanting, "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" The two gave him a glare and he stopped. Finale was busy flirting away with Jolly Roger.
The two ships would stay together and sail together for a few days; allowing the crew to get to knew each other and spends time together.
Character Profile
"Lurg the Fist"Lurg the Fist is not only first mate to the Captain, but he and the Captain are old time friends. Lurg is known for his scheming and plotting skills and along with Yellow Condi Hackins is pretty much the toughest pirate around. He's also known for getting even, and playing with poor Audra's heart.
Character Profile
"Bella Dizzy The Bitter"Bella Dizzy the Bitter is not only the ships medic, but she is also the ships bartender! I mean what's a pirate ship without some booze, right? Although she isn't known for her combating skills, she's quick with a pistol, and she is definitly known for her skills at something else. Aboard the JP she is the only crew member to sleep with almost every male she encounters.
Character Profile
"Hackin` Eve Bones"Hackin` Eve Bones is what would be considered a stable girl. She takes car of the animals aboard the ship and is bestest friends with Maximo. Not keen on hand to hand combat, but she can hold her own when she needs to.
Character Profile
"Audra Bellamy (left) and Finale the Periwinkle (right)"Audra Bellamy was the ships entertainment. Though murdered by Condi, Audra led a happy life love filled life. Formally a Princess of Spain, Princess Isabella Audra Constantinople, she left her cushy princess lifestyle for that of a pirate. Though infatuated with Lurg, Audra was never married.
Finale the Perrywinkle is cannon smith of the JP . Though she isn't really keen on actual hand to hand combat, her boobs are always up for a good time. Famous for fighting off pirates with her lovely chesticles (and her cannons), she is known across the seven seas.
Character Profile
"Scully One Eye"Scully One Eye, former cannonsmith of the Scull Galleon, decided it was time to set off on his own Pirate Adventure. After being dropped off by Captain Baron Von Black and his crew, Scully One Eye decided to commendere a ship, which later became the Judith Prosperous (JP), and establish his own crew.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Chapter 13
Venom Kisser!!!! Skully One-Eye shouted. The name Venom Kisser was the answer to a yearlong question that was on his mind. Skully One-Eye recognized Bella Dizzy when he first met her because she is an exact look-alike to venom-kisser, which is how he thought he knew her. And on this sunny warm day as he is steering his ship it finally came to him.
Lurg took over directing the ship as Skully One-Eye brought Bella Dizzy into the office and told her about his time on the Skull Galleon and about Venom Kisser. Bella Dizzy was intrigued to learn that there was someone who looked exactly alike, but she didn’t think they could be related.
Skully One-Eye decided that it was time to find his ol’ mates and it would also allow for the two look-alikes to meet each other. It wasn’t hard for Skully One-Eye to find the Skull Galleon, because he knew Barron Von Black well and he knew where he sailed.
Lurg took over directing the ship as Skully One-Eye brought Bella Dizzy into the office and told her about his time on the Skull Galleon and about Venom Kisser. Bella Dizzy was intrigued to learn that there was someone who looked exactly alike, but she didn’t think they could be related.
Skully One-Eye decided that it was time to find his ol’ mates and it would also allow for the two look-alikes to meet each other. It wasn’t hard for Skully One-Eye to find the Skull Galleon, because he knew Barron Von Black well and he knew where he sailed.
Chapter 12
Skully One-Eye found a merchant ship that was headed to Greece and offered them 1000 pounds in gold to bring Medusa back to Greece. They agreed and Skully One-Eye gave them Jelly in case her venom was to return.
Vasca de Gama bid ado to Medusa who was more sorrow now. She belonged in Greece. She would go back to Greece and created havoc for other people who have crossed her.
That night as the crew went to bed a song could be heard off in the distance sung by a familiar voice. It must have just been the sea, they all thought as they fell asleep.
Vasca de Gama bid ado to Medusa who was more sorrow now. She belonged in Greece. She would go back to Greece and created havoc for other people who have crossed her.
That night as the crew went to bed a song could be heard off in the distance sung by a familiar voice. It must have just been the sea, they all thought as they fell asleep.
Chapter 11
After sailing down the river back to the ocean Skully One-Eye, Hackin Eve, and Vasca dove into the ocean to find the sea-jelly. After searching, surfacing and diving for nearly an hour Skully One-Eye finally found a patch of jelly secreting from a plant. Skully One-Eye brought a handful of the jelly onto the beach and then they rubbed it all over themselves. The extra jelly was put into a bottle to be used on their crewmates. After applying thee jelly they swam to where the JP was. They climbed on the side of the ship and slipped into a window of one of the cabins.
Medusa was on deck; she plied all the JP’s crew into a pile to make a human pyramid with Maximo at the top spot. Why had she attacked the ship and its crew? Vasca de Gama knew the answer. Vasca had many years before been a mate on a ship that was in the Mediterranean. Vasca got involved with Medusa while in Europe and ended up breaking her heart and leaving her for Liza Dregg who had just given birth to twins. Medusa got into a fight with Liza Dregg and nearly killed her. Medusa stole her babies and sold them to two different couples in different ports. Vasca never saw Medusa, Liza Dregg or the twin baby girls after that time. He always assumed that medusa killed Liza and the babies.
Medusa was seeking revenge on Vasca and whoever was on the same ship with him was in her warpath. Vasca told Skully One-Eye all about his long history with Medusa. Skully One-Eye was thinking that Vasca de Gama seems to have had a history with everyone they meet.
Medusa was screaming Vasca’s name while she was on the deck. Vasca popped up behind her. She was furious, as she turned around. “So we finally meet again, Vasca.” “What happened between us happened was nearly 20 years ago” said Vasca. “You broke my heart and ruined my life, all for that LIZA DREGG”. I never left you for her, she needed me to help her with her babies, her husband an old mate of mine was killed in battle. You jealousy drew a bad picture as to what was going on between Liza and I. You went crazy and destroyed many lives. You nuts, Medusa! You really are!” This sent Medusa into a tailspin. She struck Vasca with one of her snakes, but it had no effect. She was puzzled. A sword came flying down and chopped off one of her snakes from her head. It was Hackin Eve who chopped off the snake, she snuck up behind her. Medusa screamed out in pain. And attacked Hackin Eve but the bite had no effect. “Face it Medusa you can’t stop us” Said Skully One-Eye. Medusa was quickly detained and put into the dungeon. Skully One-Eye, Vasca and Hackin Eve rubbed the jelly onto the spots where the other members were struck. A few minutes later everyone began to wake up.
Now they had to figure out what to do with Medusa.
Skully One-Eye along with Vasca and Lurg went to visit with the Elders again that night. The Elders told them that Medusa must not be destroyed, but they will be cursed for eternity, but she must be returned to Greece. The babies that Vasca and Medusa talked of in fact were still alive. And Sid had a favor for Skully One-Eye, for all of the advice and wisdom that the Elders were giving out to Skully One-Eye, Sid wanted to know if his son could join the Judith Prosperous, he’s a journalist for Pirates’ Weekly and likes to report from the action, Skully One-Eye agreed that he could join them for a while. He’d be arriving in a few days.
Medusa was on deck; she plied all the JP’s crew into a pile to make a human pyramid with Maximo at the top spot. Why had she attacked the ship and its crew? Vasca de Gama knew the answer. Vasca had many years before been a mate on a ship that was in the Mediterranean. Vasca got involved with Medusa while in Europe and ended up breaking her heart and leaving her for Liza Dregg who had just given birth to twins. Medusa got into a fight with Liza Dregg and nearly killed her. Medusa stole her babies and sold them to two different couples in different ports. Vasca never saw Medusa, Liza Dregg or the twin baby girls after that time. He always assumed that medusa killed Liza and the babies.
Medusa was seeking revenge on Vasca and whoever was on the same ship with him was in her warpath. Vasca told Skully One-Eye all about his long history with Medusa. Skully One-Eye was thinking that Vasca de Gama seems to have had a history with everyone they meet.
Medusa was screaming Vasca’s name while she was on the deck. Vasca popped up behind her. She was furious, as she turned around. “So we finally meet again, Vasca.” “What happened between us happened was nearly 20 years ago” said Vasca. “You broke my heart and ruined my life, all for that LIZA DREGG”. I never left you for her, she needed me to help her with her babies, her husband an old mate of mine was killed in battle. You jealousy drew a bad picture as to what was going on between Liza and I. You went crazy and destroyed many lives. You nuts, Medusa! You really are!” This sent Medusa into a tailspin. She struck Vasca with one of her snakes, but it had no effect. She was puzzled. A sword came flying down and chopped off one of her snakes from her head. It was Hackin Eve who chopped off the snake, she snuck up behind her. Medusa screamed out in pain. And attacked Hackin Eve but the bite had no effect. “Face it Medusa you can’t stop us” Said Skully One-Eye. Medusa was quickly detained and put into the dungeon. Skully One-Eye, Vasca and Hackin Eve rubbed the jelly onto the spots where the other members were struck. A few minutes later everyone began to wake up.
Now they had to figure out what to do with Medusa.
Skully One-Eye along with Vasca and Lurg went to visit with the Elders again that night. The Elders told them that Medusa must not be destroyed, but they will be cursed for eternity, but she must be returned to Greece. The babies that Vasca and Medusa talked of in fact were still alive. And Sid had a favor for Skully One-Eye, for all of the advice and wisdom that the Elders were giving out to Skully One-Eye, Sid wanted to know if his son could join the Judith Prosperous, he’s a journalist for Pirates’ Weekly and likes to report from the action, Skully One-Eye agreed that he could join them for a while. He’d be arriving in a few days.
Character Profile
“The Elders”
Alice Cooper-- Sid Cutler
Ozzy Osburne-- Elmer Knifenose
Keith Richards-- Tobias Brower
Sid Cutler was a great pirate captian who sailed the saes for nearly 40 years. Sid met Tobias many years before and they decided that after many years of sailing the saes that it was time to remain on land. They built a house up a murky river on a secluded island. They have many pirate visitors from around the world comem to them to seek advice. They welcomed Elmer to join them, and made a list a requirements that one needs to fulfill before becoming an elder. You must be a pirate of 40 plus years and you must at one point been a captain. Once those requirements have been met then the pirate will be entitled to join the elders and learn all the pirate secrets.
Chapter 10
Medusa finally made her attack on Ursula in the kitchen. Ursula was cooking lunch when Medusa quietly snuck into the kitchen. Ursula turned around just as one of Medusa’s snakes struck her. Ursula dropped to the ground. Medusa then walked onto the deck where most of the crew was. Skully One-Eye spotted her and ask her what she wanted. “I am here to destroy you all, and make you into my slaves” said Medusa. Skully One Eye replied “your not a witch, we just dealt with one of those already, you cant make us become your slaves, your just some crazy lady with snakes on here head”. Just as Skully was saying this one of the snakes on her head reached out and bit Bella Dizzy. Lurg and Condi together attacked Medusa. But it was unless the snakes bit them both too. Chester shot a poison dart, but poison darts are useless against Medusa. Suddenly a large thunderous explosion went off and filled the ship with smoke. Finale had shot a cannon at Medusa, but when the smoke cleared Medusa was still alive and kicking. Medusa was now mad and went into a rampage attacking everyone who was still standing. Chester and Finale both struck. Maximo being the super jackalope that he is jumped into the air and tried to attack Medusa but he too was struck. Skully One-Eye, Hackin Eve and Vasca de Gama all ran into Skully’s cabin and locked the door. Medusa was unstoppable, poisons had no effect on her and no one could get close enough to get a good sword swing into her without the snakes biting them.
While in the cabin Vasca told Skully One-Eye about 3 wise men called “The Elders”, who were so knowledgeable that they know all of the seas evil and knew everything about pirates. The Elders were 3 once great pirate captains who no longer sail the seas but living in an old house up a murky river on an island, which the Judith Prosperous was just off the coast of. The elders were made up of Sid Cutler, Elmer Knifenose, and Tobias Brower. Vasca was once a mate on Sid Cutlers ship many years before. Skully One-Eye decided that he, Vasca and Hackin Eve must go and talk to the elders. The three of them jumped out of the cabins window and into the water. Together they swam to the island where they commandeered a small rowboat. “What happened on the ship tonite was fucked up” Skully One-Eye said to Vasca and Eve.
It was a creepy spooky ride up the river. Vasca and Hackin Eve rowed as Skully One-Eye directed them. Once they finally reached the house that the elders were at Skully One-Eye and his two mates slowly walked up the creaky duck towards the house. The crew found the men sitting in a dark room. They asked Skully One-Eye why has he come and Skully One-Eye said that they had an evil Greek who has come on his ship.
Elmer Knifenose spoke some mumble jumble that Skully nor the 2 mates understood, he was translated by Tobias Brower who started to talk to Skully One-Eye but then turned his speech into a drunken ramble. The both of them were translated by Sid Cutler who told the story of the evil Medusa. Sid Cutler told them that the only way too get to Medusa was to spread and cover themselves in a sea-jelly found on the ocean floor. The sea-jelly would make them immune to Medusa’s poisonous bite, and also weaken the snakes.
Skully One-Eye and his crew knew what they had to do in order to weaken Medusa and save their fellow mates. The pirates stayed awhile at the Elders house and they learned about the lives of the Elders and Vasca reminisced with Sid about their times sailing together. The next evening the pirates said goodbye to the elders. Skully One-Eye, Vasca de Gama, and Hackin Eve Bones’ set out to find the sea-jelly and save their ship!!
While in the cabin Vasca told Skully One-Eye about 3 wise men called “The Elders”, who were so knowledgeable that they know all of the seas evil and knew everything about pirates. The Elders were 3 once great pirate captains who no longer sail the seas but living in an old house up a murky river on an island, which the Judith Prosperous was just off the coast of. The elders were made up of Sid Cutler, Elmer Knifenose, and Tobias Brower. Vasca was once a mate on Sid Cutlers ship many years before. Skully One-Eye decided that he, Vasca and Hackin Eve must go and talk to the elders. The three of them jumped out of the cabins window and into the water. Together they swam to the island where they commandeered a small rowboat. “What happened on the ship tonite was fucked up” Skully One-Eye said to Vasca and Eve.
It was a creepy spooky ride up the river. Vasca and Hackin Eve rowed as Skully One-Eye directed them. Once they finally reached the house that the elders were at Skully One-Eye and his two mates slowly walked up the creaky duck towards the house. The crew found the men sitting in a dark room. They asked Skully One-Eye why has he come and Skully One-Eye said that they had an evil Greek who has come on his ship.
Elmer Knifenose spoke some mumble jumble that Skully nor the 2 mates understood, he was translated by Tobias Brower who started to talk to Skully One-Eye but then turned his speech into a drunken ramble. The both of them were translated by Sid Cutler who told the story of the evil Medusa. Sid Cutler told them that the only way too get to Medusa was to spread and cover themselves in a sea-jelly found on the ocean floor. The sea-jelly would make them immune to Medusa’s poisonous bite, and also weaken the snakes.
Skully One-Eye and his crew knew what they had to do in order to weaken Medusa and save their fellow mates. The pirates stayed awhile at the Elders house and they learned about the lives of the Elders and Vasca reminisced with Sid about their times sailing together. The next evening the pirates said goodbye to the elders. Skully One-Eye, Vasca de Gama, and Hackin Eve Bones’ set out to find the sea-jelly and save their ship!!
Chapter 9
The crew departed Spain and headed out in to the Mediterranean. They wanted to make the most of it while they were in Europe before they headed home to the Caribbean.
The Judith Prosperous first went to Morocco. They snuck in the middle of the night and raided the city. They left Morocco an hour later with a large amount of gold and treasure. The Judith Prosperous next sailed to Monte Carlo. The pirates hit up the town- going to the bars and casinos. The crew gambled away and drank away the rest of the night. By the time everyone returned to the ship Skully One-Eye, who was on deck watched as Finale snuck into Condi’s cabin and Chester snuck into Bella Dizzy’s cabin.
Over the next few weeks the Judith Prosperous sailed from European port to port. Greece was their last stop before they headed home. While they were in port in Greece raiding a town, an infamous evil Greek snuck onto the JP.
The crew sailed back to the Caribbean with a vast amount of new wealth. Their new wealth could possibly make the crew of the JP one of the wealthiest pirates in all the seas. But what the crew didn’t know was that danger was just waiting to strike. The JP had been gone for 6months from the Caribbean and it had been over 6months since Audra had died and everyone still missed her.
Danger was looming on the ship. The danger was because of Medusa the evil Greek who snuck onto the ship.
The Judith Prosperous first went to Morocco. They snuck in the middle of the night and raided the city. They left Morocco an hour later with a large amount of gold and treasure. The Judith Prosperous next sailed to Monte Carlo. The pirates hit up the town- going to the bars and casinos. The crew gambled away and drank away the rest of the night. By the time everyone returned to the ship Skully One-Eye, who was on deck watched as Finale snuck into Condi’s cabin and Chester snuck into Bella Dizzy’s cabin.
Over the next few weeks the Judith Prosperous sailed from European port to port. Greece was their last stop before they headed home. While they were in port in Greece raiding a town, an infamous evil Greek snuck onto the JP.
The crew sailed back to the Caribbean with a vast amount of new wealth. Their new wealth could possibly make the crew of the JP one of the wealthiest pirates in all the seas. But what the crew didn’t know was that danger was just waiting to strike. The JP had been gone for 6months from the Caribbean and it had been over 6months since Audra had died and everyone still missed her.
Danger was looming on the ship. The danger was because of Medusa the evil Greek who snuck onto the ship.
Chapter 8
None of the Spanish navy men would tell Skully One Eye why he was arrested. For 3 weeks they remained captive on the ship as it crossed the Atlantic into Europe. The crew was just told that the King and Queen of Spain put out the arrest for them.
Once they finally reached Spain they were brought to the palace. They waited in the grand ballroom for the King and Queen. Skully One-Eye knew that pirates and royalty don’t get along and usually a Queen would have a death warrant out for a pirate. Skully One-Eye thought to himself that he hasn’t pillaged any Spanish ports, he hasn’t raided or attacked any Spanish ships so why would the Spanish have him arrested and brought all the way over to Spain?
Finally the Queen entered. She was the person who was commander of the country because her husband was a commoner who married in and isn’t really royalty, but only by marriage. The Queen spoke “You may be wondering why I had you and the crew arrested and brought here? Well its because of the great thing you have done!’ Skully One-Eye was puzzled.
Skully One-Eye and Lurg weren’t big for royal ceremonies but they definitely liked the royal pardon that the Queen gave to them. The Queen welcomed the pirates to stay at the palace for the next few days. The Queen shared stories about Audra as a princess and the pirates told the Queen about Audra as a pirate. Many laughs were shared during those days in Spain. It was truly a sight to behold, the clean upper class royalty having a great old time with the dirty pirates.
When everyone was saying goodbye on the last day in Spain the Queen mentioned that the Judith Prosperous was sailed over by her men, that it was cleaned from top to bottom and that it was fully stocked with new fruits and livestock. The pirates thanked the Queen and said goodbye.
Once they finally reached Spain they were brought to the palace. They waited in the grand ballroom for the King and Queen. Skully One-Eye knew that pirates and royalty don’t get along and usually a Queen would have a death warrant out for a pirate. Skully One-Eye thought to himself that he hasn’t pillaged any Spanish ports, he hasn’t raided or attacked any Spanish ships so why would the Spanish have him arrested and brought all the way over to Spain?
Finally the Queen entered. She was the person who was commander of the country because her husband was a commoner who married in and isn’t really royalty, but only by marriage. The Queen spoke “You may be wondering why I had you and the crew arrested and brought here? Well its because of the great thing you have done!’ Skully One-Eye was puzzled.
“You see Skully, my daughter is Audra Bellamy. The shocker struck everyone. Ursula Birdwind handed Bella Dizzy 5 gold pounds as Bella screamed, “I knew it… she always did act like a princess sleeping on her princess bed, Ursula lost the bet. The Queen smirked at Bella Dizzy and continued her story. “Audra Bellamy is really my daughter. She is 3rd in line for the Spanish Throne right behind her two sisters. Her real name is Princess Isabel Audra Constantinople.” The Queen pointed to a painting on the wall, it was a portrait of the royal family with Audra front and center, none of the crew noticing it until it was pointed out. The Queen continued… “Isabella, or Audra as you called her hated the royal lifestyle and hated being a princess. Her heart was always for the sea and she longed to be a pirate. One day she simply left the palace and became a stow away on a ship headed for the Caribbean. Audra would write home very often, but never said what ship she was on or who her captain was because she knew we would be able to track her down. And it wasn’t until the Pirates’ Weekly came out with my daughter’s obituary on the front page that we learned of her new pirate name, her captain, and her ship. I was so saddened and shocked to read that my youngest daughter was dead. All the letters she sent home were filled with so much happiness and excitement, she wrote about everything that happened on the ship and the great time she was having. It was as if I the Queen was living vicariously through her. I had never seen her that happy before. Which leads to say that I have brought you here, crew of the Judith Prosperous to thank you for making my daughter happy and for letting her live a life she always wanted. And enough though I am saddened that she died under mysterious circumstances I would like to make you Skully One-Eye and Lurg to be protected by the Spanish Armada. You are free from any crimes you shall ever commit against Spain”.
Skully One-Eye and Lurg weren’t big for royal ceremonies but they definitely liked the royal pardon that the Queen gave to them. The Queen welcomed the pirates to stay at the palace for the next few days. The Queen shared stories about Audra as a princess and the pirates told the Queen about Audra as a pirate. Many laughs were shared during those days in Spain. It was truly a sight to behold, the clean upper class royalty having a great old time with the dirty pirates.
When everyone was saying goodbye on the last day in Spain the Queen mentioned that the Judith Prosperous was sailed over by her men, that it was cleaned from top to bottom and that it was fully stocked with new fruits and livestock. The pirates thanked the Queen and said goodbye.
Chapter 7
Things were different on the Judith Prosperous following Audra Bellamy’s death. There was no more lullabies’ at night to help the crew fall asleep. There was no more rooster calls made by Audra at dawn to wake everyone up. And Lurg seemed more evil and conniving than ever.
Deidre Vasquez was a stow-away on the Judith Prosperous for many months now. She came on as Audra’s life coach, but also got involved with a certain female pirate. Deidre was finally discovered hiding behind a stall by Hackin’ Eve and Maximo, who were cleaning out the animal stalls in the lower deck. Hackin Eve alerted Lurg and Skully One-Eye of the witch’s presence. Lurg and Skully put Deidre into a prison cell.
Deidre told Skully One Eye about Audra coming to her and asking Deidre to be her life coach, and invited Deidre to hideout on board the ship. Deidre then exposed her secret affair.
Deidre told Skully about her affair with Condi! Skully gasped he was shocked. It made a lot of sense though; he’s always wanted to have sweet sex with Condi. Skully One-Eye held a meeting with Lurg and Condi. Condi felt betrayed that Deidre would expose their love affair. Skully One-Eye gave the option to Condi either Deidre can stay aboard the ship and join them, or Deidre can walk the plank. Condi would think about it and let Skully know later.
Later that evening Condi went to the dungeon to talk to Deidre. Things didn’t go to well. Deidre told Condi that she used Condi because she needs the love of a strong independent woman in order to make her magic stronger. Condi was furious—she was used by Deidre. Deidre then told Condi that she was on deck the night that Audra died and that saw had seen everything that had happened. And she would tell Skully One-Eye and Lurg the information unless Condi allowed her to stay on the ship.
You see if there is one thing that Condi really hates it’s being blackmailed. Condi went back on deck and told a lie to Lurg and Skully One-Eye that Deidre had killed Audra and made it look like a suicide. Lurg was furious, and he stormed down the stairs to the dungeon. He opened the cell and began to attack Deidre. Deidre used her magic and turned one of the milk cows into a raging bull. The bull busted out of its stall and stormed down the hallway, crushing Lurg against a wall. Deidre tried to run out of the ships lower level but she was shot with a poison dart by Bella Dizzy. The poison on the dart made it so the Deidre could no longer remember any of her spells, therefore temporarily disabling her. The raging bulls spell would wear off in a few hours and it would turn back into a milk cow. But in the meantime while the raging bull was still there, Skully-One Eye, Bella Dizzy, Finale The Periwinkle, Maximo and Chester Buoy played rodeo on the bull. Ultimately Bella Dizzy won the bull-riding contest, she was able to stay on the bull the longest because she knows how to bounce on it. After the bull riding once the spell wore off, the pirates ran over to see Lurg. He was unconscious so they brought him to Bella’s medic cabin.
Lurg awoke later that night, just as Skully and Condi were making Deidre walk to plank. Deidre threatened the pirates, saying that they would regret it if they proceed to make her walk, but the pirates didn’t listen to her threats. As she was at the end of the plank, she told everyone that she didn’t kill Audra but in fact she saved her. She saved Audra in many ways. She freed her, and Audra lived a happy life because of Deidre. Skully One-Eye had enough of Deidre Vasquez; the life coach and voodoo witch had to be gone. And with her hands tied together Deidre jumped from the plank and into the water.
The pirate crew that night went to bed shocked and confused, as to the mysterious death of Audra and how it was getting stranger and stranger. In the medic cabin and Lurg and Bella Dizzy made crazy monkey sex, apparently she was re-enacting to Lurg how she rode the bull today. Finale The Periwinkle was doing a new job that Skully assigned, to check the ship and make sure that there are no stow aways. As Finale was down in the dungeon she found Deidre’s old magic book.
Once Morning came the Judith Prosperous found that their ship was surrounded by almost 100 ships from the Spanish Armada. There were no battles, Skully One-Eye and crew were quickly arrested and put into a cell……
The Spanish Armada headed for Spain.
Deidre Vasquez was a stow-away on the Judith Prosperous for many months now. She came on as Audra’s life coach, but also got involved with a certain female pirate. Deidre was finally discovered hiding behind a stall by Hackin’ Eve and Maximo, who were cleaning out the animal stalls in the lower deck. Hackin Eve alerted Lurg and Skully One-Eye of the witch’s presence. Lurg and Skully put Deidre into a prison cell.
Deidre told Skully One Eye about Audra coming to her and asking Deidre to be her life coach, and invited Deidre to hideout on board the ship. Deidre then exposed her secret affair.
Deidre told Skully about her affair with Condi! Skully gasped he was shocked. It made a lot of sense though; he’s always wanted to have sweet sex with Condi. Skully One-Eye held a meeting with Lurg and Condi. Condi felt betrayed that Deidre would expose their love affair. Skully One-Eye gave the option to Condi either Deidre can stay aboard the ship and join them, or Deidre can walk the plank. Condi would think about it and let Skully know later.
Later that evening Condi went to the dungeon to talk to Deidre. Things didn’t go to well. Deidre told Condi that she used Condi because she needs the love of a strong independent woman in order to make her magic stronger. Condi was furious—she was used by Deidre. Deidre then told Condi that she was on deck the night that Audra died and that saw had seen everything that had happened. And she would tell Skully One-Eye and Lurg the information unless Condi allowed her to stay on the ship.
You see if there is one thing that Condi really hates it’s being blackmailed. Condi went back on deck and told a lie to Lurg and Skully One-Eye that Deidre had killed Audra and made it look like a suicide. Lurg was furious, and he stormed down the stairs to the dungeon. He opened the cell and began to attack Deidre. Deidre used her magic and turned one of the milk cows into a raging bull. The bull busted out of its stall and stormed down the hallway, crushing Lurg against a wall. Deidre tried to run out of the ships lower level but she was shot with a poison dart by Bella Dizzy. The poison on the dart made it so the Deidre could no longer remember any of her spells, therefore temporarily disabling her. The raging bulls spell would wear off in a few hours and it would turn back into a milk cow. But in the meantime while the raging bull was still there, Skully-One Eye, Bella Dizzy, Finale The Periwinkle, Maximo and Chester Buoy played rodeo on the bull. Ultimately Bella Dizzy won the bull-riding contest, she was able to stay on the bull the longest because she knows how to bounce on it. After the bull riding once the spell wore off, the pirates ran over to see Lurg. He was unconscious so they brought him to Bella’s medic cabin.
Lurg awoke later that night, just as Skully and Condi were making Deidre walk to plank. Deidre threatened the pirates, saying that they would regret it if they proceed to make her walk, but the pirates didn’t listen to her threats. As she was at the end of the plank, she told everyone that she didn’t kill Audra but in fact she saved her. She saved Audra in many ways. She freed her, and Audra lived a happy life because of Deidre. Skully One-Eye had enough of Deidre Vasquez; the life coach and voodoo witch had to be gone. And with her hands tied together Deidre jumped from the plank and into the water.
The pirate crew that night went to bed shocked and confused, as to the mysterious death of Audra and how it was getting stranger and stranger. In the medic cabin and Lurg and Bella Dizzy made crazy monkey sex, apparently she was re-enacting to Lurg how she rode the bull today. Finale The Periwinkle was doing a new job that Skully assigned, to check the ship and make sure that there are no stow aways. As Finale was down in the dungeon she found Deidre’s old magic book.
Once Morning came the Judith Prosperous found that their ship was surrounded by almost 100 ships from the Spanish Armada. There were no battles, Skully One-Eye and crew were quickly arrested and put into a cell……
The Spanish Armada headed for Spain.
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