Chapter 23

Skully One-Eye, Barron Von Black, and Richart de Berewick, walked into the dungeon around mid afternoon. They needed to get the prisoners to talk… they had to find the location of the BlueBeards secret island. Richart spoke to Daris and Bully Hayes first.
I will you exonerated from all of your crimes against Spain, and free you if you tell me the location of your island, he said. Skully and Barron looked at each other.
Umm Richart… began Skully, a word with you upstairs please. The three men walked upstairs.
That is not how we get prisoners to speak, how about you steer the ship, and we have a plan to get them to talk, said Barron.
Skully and Barron summoned Bella Dizzy who came to them, they told her the plan and she happily accepted her assignment, Bella Dizzy skipped down the deck to her cabin, got on her leather S+M clothes and grabbed her whip, and skipped down the stairs, and to the dungeon where the Mexican pirates were being held. She had the hold guard Gale Arm open the dungeon and lock her inside of it.
Bella Dizzy then got to work. She wrestled with the 10 pirates, stripping them of they’re clothes chased them around the cell, whipping them, molesting them, groping them, and beating them in a mix of sex and torture. Loud bangs and slams could be heard on the deck along with screams of the men.

Up on the deck Finale the Periwinkle feverishly washing herself, but nothing could get the stained purple blood of the Mexicans off of her. She seeked help from Deidre, but the witch told her that the blood from the Mexicans is permanent and it would stay on her forever. Finale cried, she didn’t want to have purple skin. Jolly Roger walked over to her and told her that he still loves her if though she’s as purple as and egg plant.

After nearly 3 hours Bella Dizzy had Gale Arm open the cell door. The place reeked of sex and death. Gale Arm looked around the cell to see that the men had been killed by her. Bella Dizzy walked out of the cell and up the stairs with a huge smile on her face.
Did ye find out the information about where the island is, asked Skully?
No, began Bella Dizzy, they didn’t have any ideas as to where the island was, they are just pirates for hire, and didn’t know anything, but I had my fun anyways. Just then a lone Mexican ran up the stairs limping and onto the deck, where he swiftly jumped off the deck and into he water, where a shark quickly ate him.
God forbid any of those men were to live through that sexual ordeal; they’d be scared for life, Skully said to Barron. As Bella Dizzy shot him a glare.

Skully and Barron returned to the dungeon. Daris and Bully Hayes’ faces were pale from hearing what went on in the cell next to them. They watched as bodies were pulled from the cell, to be thrown off the ship. Skully and Barron began to ask Daris and Bully Hayes questions, but the two BlueBeards only threatened and mocked the capt’ns. Skully walked away, went upstairs and returned with a flask of rum under one arm and Maximo under one arm. Barron tied Bully Hayes to a chair and took his shoes off. Skully came over and dumped rum on Bully Hayes feet, and placed Maximo at his feet. Daris watched in horror from his cell, as the jackalope began to nibble away at his fathers’ feet.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, screamed Bully Hayes. Ill tells you where the island is.

Back up on deck Deidre Vasquez ran up to Richart as he was steering the ship.
A great sense of danger is lurking, she said to Richart. Something bad is going to happen. Gale Arm was up in the crow’s nest. Off in the distance to the northeast direction, his vision was getting increasingly blurred. He thought to himself that he must have been in the sun too long, and it was not blurring his vision and giving him a headache. As he looked to the northeast, the blurriness was getting worse and worse, he had to climb down and get some shady and water. Gale Arm walked up to Richart once he got back down on deck, and asked him if Richart could find someone to watch his post… Gale Arm didn’t notice that his vision was fine now. Richart looked around to see if there was anyone who could take over the post up on the crow’s nest. After a few minutes he decided that Finale would go up to the crow nest for lookout. The sun began to set over the seas.

Cross Key Island, Bully Hayes said back down in the dungeon. He continued the island is only identifiable by the large cliff that wraps around the island… the cliff has been carved out by the ocean to resemble large human faces. Atop the cliff is a flat top, which is heavily guarded, and has a huge palace… the palace is where Clegg and the rest of the BlueBeards are, along with the captives, and the BlueBeard treasure. Daris was shocked at how much Bully Hayes was telling about the island… but the pain of having his toes chewed off made him delirious.
Thank ye, Bully—Skully said as he untie Bully and threw him back into the cell with Daris, Bully Hayes wrapped socks around his chewed off toes, still whimpering in pain. Skully and Barron headed back to the deck.

CRASSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ship shook all over. Skully and Barron fell as they were walking up the stairs, Finale fell off the mast as she was climbing to the crow’s nest, and everyone else all fell. Richart looked over to see that a grey ship had crash into the side of the Black Betty. The blurred vision that Gale Arm had seen was in fact this ship racing up to the Black Betty. Richart read the name on the side of the ship, it said The Insufferable. The ship was a ship manned only by woman, woman whom loved fish, and were the most deadly of all ships in the sea, they were infamous and everyone had heard stories of them. And it was on this ship the Insufferable that Condi once sailed. With the attacked the Insufferable delivered by slamming directly into the side of the Black Betty, that it was clear to everyone that these women wanted them dead.

Moments passed by in long motion as everyone got up and began to realize that they were just attacked. There were no movements from the Insufferable. Everything was still. Barron, Skully and crew readied themselves. Suddenly 7 women, scantily dress in fish net stockings, and mini skirts or very short shorts, and bikini tops jumped off the ship and onto the Black Betty. Each of the crew personally knew at least one of the ladies. The ladies stood in ready to attack positions. Both ships were quickly filling with water.
Aye, and what do we owe this not-so-pleasant surprise? Asked Skully to Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard.
We have been commanded to attack this ship, destroy the ship and everyone on it, and save Daris and Bully-Hayes, she said to him. Besides, she continued, I've always wanted to kill ye Skully… after that horrifying night I spent with ye, I was never with another man, ye turned me to woman. Skully was offended.
ARGGG I’m an excellent lover maker, right Bella, Audra, Kittie? Ohh right she’s not here. Barron shot him an angry look. Barron then noticed MethFace Barbossa.
Ye horrible troll! He said to her. Ye killed me Kittie’s mom, and ye need to die!
I heard ye picked Condi to join ye ship, Jane Smythe asked to Skully.
Oy, we did.. but she’s been kidnapped. He said to her. Barron couldn’t hold back any longer, he was filling with rage. He snapped and attacked MethFace Barbossa. The battle was on both crews jumped into battle after Barron.

Skully and Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard battle with swords, as Xena Blythe and Bella Dizzy got into it. Angie Pink Jones was battling SkullCleave, Reeking Jen Bonny was battling Richart, Darby the Dagger was battling Cannons McGee and Audra, and Constance Truelove was battling Maximo. Jane Smythe was fighting Finale. Madison Oceanus though only a mermaid in a tank on the ship, was still very effect during battles….

Madison got a bunch of dried starfish, and was throwing them at the attackers. The starfish would fly past slicing the flesh of the attackers. Constance Truelove caught on to Madison Oceanus, she grabbed Maximo by the antlers and threw him into the mermaid tank. Maximo quickly sank to the bottom of the tank, which was all the way down in the dungeon level. Constance Truelove then began stabbing in the tank trying to kill Madison. Madison swam to the bottom of the tank to rescue Maximo. As she swam back to the surface she saw Constance wildly stabbing at the waters surface. How could she get Maximo to the surface without either of them being killed by Constance, Madison thought to herself. Madison with Maximo in her arms gained speed as she raced to the surface. She jumped out of the water flipping on her way up as she flipped she tail hit Constance in the head, very high into the sky Madison flew, throwing Maximo onto the crow’s nest she began to fell back down towards the tank. As she was headed back down into he tank she notice Constance’s body hanging half in the tank… Madison had snapped her neck when she came flipping out of the water.

Xena Blythe realized that Bella Dizzy was too strong to battle with, but she had to stop her. Xena reached into her back pocket and pulled out a pistol and fired it at Bella Dizzy. The bullet struck Bella Dizzy in the forehead. Bella Dizzy fell to the ground, and blood covered her face. Gale Arm came over and picked up Xena, pile driving her head into the deck, splitting it two. Cannons McGee and Audra at the same time stabbed Darby the Dagger in the stomach… she fell to the ground, dead. Cannons McGee raced over to Bella Dizzy’s body.

Richart was having a hard time trying to get a good sword swing in against Reeking Jen Bonny; her moves were too quick for him to get in a clear shot. Richart kept advancing and Reeking Jen would back up a little more, until she back into Madison’s tank. Madison quickly got her into a headlock until Reeking Jen had her last breathe and fell limp.

Finale was swinging sword against sword in her fight with Jane Smythe. Finale got cornered against the railing on the side of the ship, when Jane charged at her Finale bent down making Jane go flying right by her over the ship and into the water.

Skull Cleave was lying defenseless on the deck under Angie Pink Jones. It had looked as if it was the end for Skull Cleave when suddenly Jolly Roger shot off a cannon, the cannon crashed into Angie Pink Jones bursting her body into a million pieces that splattered everyone on the ship. The two ships sank closer into the water, and the sun was almost gone from the sky but the fight raged on. Deidre realized that the pirates needed some light to help them fight so she cast a spell setting the Insufferable on fire.

Skully One Eye pointed to The Insufferable, Tobias Brower looked and noticed that on the Insufferable, there was one small rowboat Tobias knew that Skully wanted him and the other weak swimmers to get in. He snuck over to the ship, and released the small boat and rowed to the sinking Black Betty where Deidre Vasquez, Maximo, Radley Cutler, Elmer Knifenose, and Skull Cleave climbed in filling up the boat, and they began to row into the darkness.

The fire that was on the Insufferable began to spread to the Black Betty, which was half under water now. MethFace Barbossa didn’t even have time to take in a full breath when Barron cut her head off from her body.

Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard got away from Skully, and snuck to the dungeon, which was almost filled with water now. She found the keys to the cell hanging on the wall, and unlocked Daris and Bully Hayes’s cell, and they swam out.
What the hell happened up there? Asked Bully-Hayes. Why is the ship sinking, just please tell me that the Black Betty’s crew is dead.
Things didn’t go as planned Bully… Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard began. But Bully didn’t want to hear it; he grabbed her saber and slit her throat.

Just as the battle ended, both of the ships sank into the water. The crew of the Black Betty was left in the dark cool water, without any ships or land insight. Skully swam there in the water, trying to stay floating, but soon he grew tired and a white light over took him. They would all eventually pass out from trying to stay afloat.




Skully One-Eye awoke the next morning, on a beach with the waves crashing against his body; it was a rainy, damp morning… Wow, I’m still alive he said to himself. Skully looked around at the rocky beach and saw the bodies of all of his crew. Wobbly Skully stood up and turned around to look inland, and behind him was a massive cliff shooting straight up into the sky. And on the side of the cliff carved out by the ocean was the face of a human (the face resembled a modern day Al Roker).