Chapter 32

Chapter 32
Captain Ursula Birdwind.


Ursula? Are you ok Ursula? Vasca said as he shook Ursula. It was morning now and Ursula had been knocked out cold all night by the violent rocking on the ship.
Oy, me head, I’m ok. Ursula said as she got to her feet. She looked out the kitchen window and into the sea; it was a nice sunny colorful day.

There’s been an accident last night during the storm, Ursula. Vasca said to her.

What happened? Ursula asked.

Skully’s been killed. He was on deck, trying to steer the ship through the rough waters, hard rain, and strong winds, when one of the ropes from the mast came flying down and wrapped around Skully pulling him into the air. He found himself hanging on top of the mast by his one arm, when a violent lightning strike hit, striking through Skully, making him light up like a firefly.

Oy, that’s horrible—Ursula said.

Aye. Vasca continued. Skully’s body then fell into the sea and was promptly eaten by a group of sharks. We figured that they like the cooked meat of Skully’s body.

Oh my, i've certainly missed a lot when I was knocked out, Ursula said.

But most importantly Ursula, Skully has named ye to be his successor. Yer now Captain Ursula Birdwind.

Ursula was shocked; she couldn’t believe that Skully was dead, and that she was now the captain. She never imagined herself as a captain… everything was very overwhelming for her.

Lurg busted into the kitchen.
Captain, we have a situation on the deck, ye must come to resolve it, Lurg said. Ursula just stood there.

Aye, Lurg is talking to ye Ursula—Vasca said to Ursula.

Oh right, I’m on me way, she said. Ursula ran to the deck. There was madness everywhere. The ship was being attacked by monkeys. There were monkeys everywhere. The monkeys were slapping the crew, stealing things, making weird monkey calls, and hurling their poop.

What do we do captain? Bella Dizzy covered in monkey poop asked Ursula.

Steer the ship, if we gain speed we can throw the monkeys into the water and they wont be able to climb back on the ship.

Bella Dizzy began to steer the ship.

Captain Ursula, we have a problem—Finale said.

Aye, what is it? Ursula asked.

If the monkeys bite ye, then ye become a monkey, just look at Condi! Finale said to Ursula.
It was true Condi was acting like a monkey, running around naked, slapping the crew, throwing poop at Cannons, and picking and eating bugs out of Bella Dizzys hair.

Captain Ursula we have another problem—Bella Dizzy said to her.

What it’s be? Ursula said, panicking starting to sweat.

There’s a huge rock in the waters ahead of us and I can’t steer the ship around it—Bella said to her. It was true Ursula ran over and tried to move the wheel, but the wheel wouldn’t move they were headed straight for the rock. The ship went striaght into the rock, making a thunderous noise, shaking the deck. Ursula when nutty and began to whack and kill the monkeys with a pot she got from the kitchen. She was running crazily whacked to death every monkey that she saw. In the madness of it all she accidentally whacked and killed FlayBlade. She cried as she saw FlayBlade’s dead body. Suddenly a monkey grabbed on the back of her neck. Ursula shrived, as she knew the monkey was going to bite her and turn her into a monkey also. She tried to scream but she couldn’t. Why cant I scream she thought, I need someone to help me. I have to scream, she tried but nothing came out…