As Skully stood there on the island that cool, wet morning dumbfounded thinking about the ships sinking and being attacked by the women, his crewmates began waking up too. Skully noticed Madison who was sleeping on a nearby rock… he called to her and she woke up. Madison told Skully that she stayed up all night fighting off sharks to protect the passed out crew as the group drifted towards the island, she was very tired now and Skully told her to find a place in the ocean to sleep, because she wasn’t going to be much use on land, and that when she was fully rested she needed to swim to Green Maria Island and alert the Spanish Armada that the Black Betty was sunk and the crew was in need of supplies.
Yes Captain, she said as she swam under the water to find a place to sleep. Bella Dizzy walked up behind Skully while he was talking to Madison, as he turned around to face her, he screams.
What the blazes, yer a live… walking and talking, with that bullet lodged in yer foreword. How can this be? Skully asked, as Cannons McGee walked over.
You see Captain, Cannons began, the bullet is lodged in her foreword, but I don’t have the supplies to remove it here with me, and if I try, she’d end up bleeding to death.
Aye, but that’s a blasted bullet, sticking out of yer foreword, it’s a little distracting. How could I possibly begin to plan an attack… then look over and that blasted bullet in yer forehead? Ouch Matey. Said the Captain.
A commotion could be heard from down the rocky beach, Skully looked and saw Barron pulling out his sword against a woman trying to get to her feet. It was Jane Smythe from The Insufferable’s crew.
Please, please don’t hurt me, cried Jane Smythe. I am not a bad person; I am a former close friend of Condi’s. I want to join ye pirates in saving Condi from the evil BlueBeards.
Oy, I’m not too keen upon letting enemies join me crew, normally I would slit ye throat, but ye are alone, and weaponless… so I will let ye join us, but if ye try to cross us I will kill ye, said Barron.
Agreed, replied Jane. Barron walked over to Skully and introduced Jane Smythe to him. As Barron was with Skully, he noticed the bullet lodged in Bella Dizzy's forehead, and without even hesitating, Barron grabbed his morningstar, and popped the bullet out of her forehead. Everyone screamed at Barron. When massive amounts of blood came pouring down her face. Cannons McGee ran over to Bella Dizzy.
I need to stop the bleeding, I need extra cloth. Screamed Cannons McGee. Many crewmembers handed over cloth to Cannons. She managed to wrap the cloth around Bella's head, but in order to stop the bleed the cloth needed to be very tight. Once the cloth was tightened and the bleeding stopped, Bella Dizzy got up and was ok. The only thing that was wrong was the tightness of the cloth slowed down the circulation of blood to the brain making Bella Dizzy a little loopy.
The entire crew gathered around Skully on the rocky beach, below a huge cliff, on that wet grey morning.
We have learned, began Skully, that the palace of the BlueBeards is on top of that there cliff behind us… the cliff wraps around the entire island, we must walk along the cliff on this rocky beach until we find an opening to which we can climb up on the plateau and get to the palace. But we are limited in the amount of weapons we have. We will use whatever means possible to defeat the BlueBeards and save our crew. And with that… we will first gather any supplies that may have washed ashore, then we will proceed. After a few minutes the crew began their walk around the island, to find a way up the cliff.
Meanwhile inside the palace on top of the plateau, Clegg BlueBeard (head of the BlueBeards… who is in his late 60s) had Princess Antoinette Violetta and Princess Nicolette Adelaide at his dinner table. It was his goal to have one of the girls marry him, and bear him a child. Princess Antoinette Violetta was Audra’s oldest sister, and she was destined to become Queen once her mother leaves the throne, Princess Antoinette Violetta was a very beautiful, caring, elegant and classy woman, while Princess Nicolette Adelaide was sexy, trampy selfish, and not nearly as classy as her older sister. Queen Sophia was very blessed to have 3 beautiful daughters.
I give you too the choice, one of who will become my bride, and the other one will be set free, and but neither of you decide to be my wife then I will have both of you and your sister Audra killed, and I will force your mother the Queen into marrying me, Clegg said to the to princesses. The two girls looked at each other. Finally Princess Antoinette Violetta spoke up.
I will marry you Clegg she said… as long as you free my sister, and all the other captives, and promise to release control of my mother and my country alone.
It is agreed then! Clegg said, as he finished his meal. The rest of the BlueBeard family joined them for breakfast. Ms. Maeghan Belle, Cap'n Burt Bloodgut, Tres Ackers, Seis Ackers, and Medusa all came and joined in for the dinner.
Cap'n Burt Bloodgut began to speak.
Skully and Barron’s ship was destroyed yesterday, along with the Insufferable. We don’t know of any survivors as of yet, and we have not heard from Daris or Bully Hayes. The tow princesses started to sob.
Audra was on that ship, Princess Antoinette Violetta said. Burt how could you have turned so evil… You were such a nice sweet boy back in Spain when you were engaged to Audra.
It was all a scheme, it was a plan to get close the royal throne and gain power. But then Audra suddenly left me… she left to become a pirate. Burt said to the princess. I can never forgive her for that, that is if she is still alive. Oh, grandpa, Burt said, I plan one battling Lurg this evening, in the arena, you’ll be there to watch him die, wontcha?
Of course Ill be there, ill be there with my new bride, Antoinette Violetta. Clegg said.
Everyone at the table congratulated Clegg on his soon-to-be new bride.
We are being followed, Barron said to Skully.
There up on the side of the cliff, is someone, watching us and following us, he said. Skully looked up on the side of the cliff to see someone, trying to hide behind a rock that was two times smaller then him.
What should we do? Asked Skully.
Ignore him for now, and we will attack him when he least expects it—Barron. The crew walked on, looking for a way to get up on the cliff. Bella Dizzy started jumping, as if she was trying to reach something that was in a tree, but there wasn’t a tree around, just rocky beach.
Ohh almost got it…. Ohhh so close. Just a little bit higher. Bella Dizzy was shouting as she was jumping in the air.
Ahhh yes I got it! Bella Dizzy said as she sat on a rock, and began to munch on nothing but air. MMMM its soo good.
Ah what is it that ye are eating Bella, asked Skully.
An apple, she said.
But not any apple, a bright red apple, from the secret tree of magic. The apple gives you magic powers.
She may have suffered brain damage from the loss of blood and along with the bandages being too tight—Cannons told Skully. She is delusional now.
Ah, ok thank you Tits McGee… ah er I mean Cannons McGee, Skully accidentally to Cannons.
OHHHH my god!!! It’s a giant purple dragon- lizard woman. Bella Dizzy screamed, pointing at Finale. Bella Dizzy then ran over to Finale, and jumped on her back, and told her to fly.
Fly dragon! Fly!!
Argh matey, even though she’s temporarily mentally insane, she still knows how to bounce on it—said Skully chuckling to Barron. After a few minutes of Bella Dizzy trying to ride Finale, she passed out. Gale Arm came over and through her over his shoulder, and they proceeded on their journey.
Meanwhile back inside the walls of the palace, Cap'n Burt Bloodgut was getting ready to battle Lurg the Fist. Inside of the palace was an open courtyard with a built in arena. Everyone was gathered in the courtyard to watch the battle, from Clegg and other BlueBeards, guards and staff, and the prisoners. Naturally of course Lurg was standing weaponless in the center of the arena when Burt walked in with weapons. Do you think Lurg was scared upon seeing Burt walk in fully armed with weapons? Of course not, he stood up straight, clenched his teeth, and stared down Burt. Burt walked over to towards the center, to Lurg. He got face to face with Lurg, when….
He broke down and started to cry.
I never wanted to become an evil BlueBeard like my family, I was forced into it by my grandfather; I was happy with Audra, I was happy when I had nothing to do with the BlueBeards, I was studying Botany and I loved growing plants… now im killing people and trafficking drugs…my grandfather found me and forced me into this horrible lifestyle—Burt explained to Lurg.
Clegg from his seat in the stands... stood up and yelled at Burt asking him why they were not yet fighting.
Burt turned to his grandfather and told him that he couldn’t take it anymore, he isn’t going to be like him, and he wasn’t going to fight Lurg.
Fine then, you must die too…. Release the beasts!!! Clegg screamed, as huge gates opened and released a collection of starving beasts consisting of 5 lions, 5 tigers, 5 wolves and a giant hog. The all the other prisoners (not including the princess) were dumped into the arena. Sid Cutler, Captainess Kittie, Venom Kisser, Liza Dregg, Vasca de Gama, Chester, Hackin Eve, Ursula, Condi, Razorwind, Knifebance, and Blood Claw along with Lurg and Burt Bloodgut were in one end of the arena as the beasts began rushing towards them. Burt being the only one with weapons gave his sword to Lurg and his dagger to Condi. This was certainly going to be an all out blood bath… man verse beasts.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Chapter 23
Skully One-Eye, Barron Von Black, and Richart de Berewick, walked into the dungeon around mid afternoon. They needed to get the prisoners to talk… they had to find the location of the BlueBeards secret island. Richart spoke to Daris and Bully Hayes first.
I will you exonerated from all of your crimes against Spain, and free you if you tell me the location of your island, he said. Skully and Barron looked at each other.
Umm Richart… began Skully, a word with you upstairs please. The three men walked upstairs.
That is not how we get prisoners to speak, how about you steer the ship, and we have a plan to get them to talk, said Barron.
Skully and Barron summoned Bella Dizzy who came to them, they told her the plan and she happily accepted her assignment, Bella Dizzy skipped down the deck to her cabin, got on her leather S+M clothes and grabbed her whip, and skipped down the stairs, and to the dungeon where the Mexican pirates were being held. She had the hold guard Gale Arm open the dungeon and lock her inside of it.
Bella Dizzy then got to work. She wrestled with the 10 pirates, stripping them of they’re clothes chased them around the cell, whipping them, molesting them, groping them, and beating them in a mix of sex and torture. Loud bangs and slams could be heard on the deck along with screams of the men.
Up on the deck Finale the Periwinkle feverishly washing herself, but nothing could get the stained purple blood of the Mexicans off of her. She seeked help from Deidre, but the witch told her that the blood from the Mexicans is permanent and it would stay on her forever. Finale cried, she didn’t want to have purple skin. Jolly Roger walked over to her and told her that he still loves her if though she’s as purple as and egg plant.
After nearly 3 hours Bella Dizzy had Gale Arm open the cell door. The place reeked of sex and death. Gale Arm looked around the cell to see that the men had been killed by her. Bella Dizzy walked out of the cell and up the stairs with a huge smile on her face.
Did ye find out the information about where the island is, asked Skully?
No, began Bella Dizzy, they didn’t have any ideas as to where the island was, they are just pirates for hire, and didn’t know anything, but I had my fun anyways. Just then a lone Mexican ran up the stairs limping and onto the deck, where he swiftly jumped off the deck and into he water, where a shark quickly ate him.
God forbid any of those men were to live through that sexual ordeal; they’d be scared for life, Skully said to Barron. As Bella Dizzy shot him a glare.
Skully and Barron returned to the dungeon. Daris and Bully Hayes’ faces were pale from hearing what went on in the cell next to them. They watched as bodies were pulled from the cell, to be thrown off the ship. Skully and Barron began to ask Daris and Bully Hayes questions, but the two BlueBeards only threatened and mocked the capt’ns. Skully walked away, went upstairs and returned with a flask of rum under one arm and Maximo under one arm. Barron tied Bully Hayes to a chair and took his shoes off. Skully came over and dumped rum on Bully Hayes feet, and placed Maximo at his feet. Daris watched in horror from his cell, as the jackalope began to nibble away at his fathers’ feet.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, screamed Bully Hayes. Ill tells you where the island is.
Back up on deck Deidre Vasquez ran up to Richart as he was steering the ship.
A great sense of danger is lurking, she said to Richart. Something bad is going to happen. Gale Arm was up in the crow’s nest. Off in the distance to the northeast direction, his vision was getting increasingly blurred. He thought to himself that he must have been in the sun too long, and it was not blurring his vision and giving him a headache. As he looked to the northeast, the blurriness was getting worse and worse, he had to climb down and get some shady and water. Gale Arm walked up to Richart once he got back down on deck, and asked him if Richart could find someone to watch his post… Gale Arm didn’t notice that his vision was fine now. Richart looked around to see if there was anyone who could take over the post up on the crow’s nest. After a few minutes he decided that Finale would go up to the crow nest for lookout. The sun began to set over the seas.
Cross Key Island, Bully Hayes said back down in the dungeon. He continued the island is only identifiable by the large cliff that wraps around the island… the cliff has been carved out by the ocean to resemble large human faces. Atop the cliff is a flat top, which is heavily guarded, and has a huge palace… the palace is where Clegg and the rest of the BlueBeards are, along with the captives, and the BlueBeard treasure. Daris was shocked at how much Bully Hayes was telling about the island… but the pain of having his toes chewed off made him delirious.
Thank ye, Bully—Skully said as he untie Bully and threw him back into the cell with Daris, Bully Hayes wrapped socks around his chewed off toes, still whimpering in pain. Skully and Barron headed back to the deck.
CRASSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ship shook all over. Skully and Barron fell as they were walking up the stairs, Finale fell off the mast as she was climbing to the crow’s nest, and everyone else all fell. Richart looked over to see that a grey ship had crash into the side of the Black Betty. The blurred vision that Gale Arm had seen was in fact this ship racing up to the Black Betty. Richart read the name on the side of the ship, it said The Insufferable. The ship was a ship manned only by woman, woman whom loved fish, and were the most deadly of all ships in the sea, they were infamous and everyone had heard stories of them. And it was on this ship the Insufferable that Condi once sailed. With the attacked the Insufferable delivered by slamming directly into the side of the Black Betty, that it was clear to everyone that these women wanted them dead.
Moments passed by in long motion as everyone got up and began to realize that they were just attacked. There were no movements from the Insufferable. Everything was still. Barron, Skully and crew readied themselves. Suddenly 7 women, scantily dress in fish net stockings, and mini skirts or very short shorts, and bikini tops jumped off the ship and onto the Black Betty. Each of the crew personally knew at least one of the ladies. The ladies stood in ready to attack positions. Both ships were quickly filling with water.
Aye, and what do we owe this not-so-pleasant surprise? Asked Skully to Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard.
We have been commanded to attack this ship, destroy the ship and everyone on it, and save Daris and Bully-Hayes, she said to him. Besides, she continued, I've always wanted to kill ye Skully… after that horrifying night I spent with ye, I was never with another man, ye turned me to woman. Skully was offended.
ARGGG I’m an excellent lover maker, right Bella, Audra, Kittie? Ohh right she’s not here. Barron shot him an angry look. Barron then noticed MethFace Barbossa.
Ye horrible troll! He said to her. Ye killed me Kittie’s mom, and ye need to die!
I heard ye picked Condi to join ye ship, Jane Smythe asked to Skully.
Oy, we did.. but she’s been kidnapped. He said to her. Barron couldn’t hold back any longer, he was filling with rage. He snapped and attacked MethFace Barbossa. The battle was on both crews jumped into battle after Barron.
Skully and Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard battle with swords, as Xena Blythe and Bella Dizzy got into it. Angie Pink Jones was battling SkullCleave, Reeking Jen Bonny was battling Richart, Darby the Dagger was battling Cannons McGee and Audra, and Constance Truelove was battling Maximo. Jane Smythe was fighting Finale. Madison Oceanus though only a mermaid in a tank on the ship, was still very effect during battles….
Madison got a bunch of dried starfish, and was throwing them at the attackers. The starfish would fly past slicing the flesh of the attackers. Constance Truelove caught on to Madison Oceanus, she grabbed Maximo by the antlers and threw him into the mermaid tank. Maximo quickly sank to the bottom of the tank, which was all the way down in the dungeon level. Constance Truelove then began stabbing in the tank trying to kill Madison. Madison swam to the bottom of the tank to rescue Maximo. As she swam back to the surface she saw Constance wildly stabbing at the waters surface. How could she get Maximo to the surface without either of them being killed by Constance, Madison thought to herself. Madison with Maximo in her arms gained speed as she raced to the surface. She jumped out of the water flipping on her way up as she flipped she tail hit Constance in the head, very high into the sky Madison flew, throwing Maximo onto the crow’s nest she began to fell back down towards the tank. As she was headed back down into he tank she notice Constance’s body hanging half in the tank… Madison had snapped her neck when she came flipping out of the water.
Xena Blythe realized that Bella Dizzy was too strong to battle with, but she had to stop her. Xena reached into her back pocket and pulled out a pistol and fired it at Bella Dizzy. The bullet struck Bella Dizzy in the forehead. Bella Dizzy fell to the ground, and blood covered her face. Gale Arm came over and picked up Xena, pile driving her head into the deck, splitting it two. Cannons McGee and Audra at the same time stabbed Darby the Dagger in the stomach… she fell to the ground, dead. Cannons McGee raced over to Bella Dizzy’s body.
Richart was having a hard time trying to get a good sword swing in against Reeking Jen Bonny; her moves were too quick for him to get in a clear shot. Richart kept advancing and Reeking Jen would back up a little more, until she back into Madison’s tank. Madison quickly got her into a headlock until Reeking Jen had her last breathe and fell limp.
Finale was swinging sword against sword in her fight with Jane Smythe. Finale got cornered against the railing on the side of the ship, when Jane charged at her Finale bent down making Jane go flying right by her over the ship and into the water.
Skull Cleave was lying defenseless on the deck under Angie Pink Jones. It had looked as if it was the end for Skull Cleave when suddenly Jolly Roger shot off a cannon, the cannon crashed into Angie Pink Jones bursting her body into a million pieces that splattered everyone on the ship. The two ships sank closer into the water, and the sun was almost gone from the sky but the fight raged on. Deidre realized that the pirates needed some light to help them fight so she cast a spell setting the Insufferable on fire.
Skully One Eye pointed to The Insufferable, Tobias Brower looked and noticed that on the Insufferable, there was one small rowboat Tobias knew that Skully wanted him and the other weak swimmers to get in. He snuck over to the ship, and released the small boat and rowed to the sinking Black Betty where Deidre Vasquez, Maximo, Radley Cutler, Elmer Knifenose, and Skull Cleave climbed in filling up the boat, and they began to row into the darkness.
The fire that was on the Insufferable began to spread to the Black Betty, which was half under water now. MethFace Barbossa didn’t even have time to take in a full breath when Barron cut her head off from her body.
Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard got away from Skully, and snuck to the dungeon, which was almost filled with water now. She found the keys to the cell hanging on the wall, and unlocked Daris and Bully Hayes’s cell, and they swam out.
What the hell happened up there? Asked Bully-Hayes. Why is the ship sinking, just please tell me that the Black Betty’s crew is dead.
Things didn’t go as planned Bully… Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard began. But Bully didn’t want to hear it; he grabbed her saber and slit her throat.
Just as the battle ended, both of the ships sank into the water. The crew of the Black Betty was left in the dark cool water, without any ships or land insight. Skully swam there in the water, trying to stay floating, but soon he grew tired and a white light over took him. They would all eventually pass out from trying to stay afloat.
Skully One-Eye awoke the next morning, on a beach with the waves crashing against his body; it was a rainy, damp morning… Wow, I’m still alive he said to himself. Skully looked around at the rocky beach and saw the bodies of all of his crew. Wobbly Skully stood up and turned around to look inland, and behind him was a massive cliff shooting straight up into the sky. And on the side of the cliff carved out by the ocean was the face of a human (the face resembled a modern day Al Roker).
I will you exonerated from all of your crimes against Spain, and free you if you tell me the location of your island, he said. Skully and Barron looked at each other.
Umm Richart… began Skully, a word with you upstairs please. The three men walked upstairs.
That is not how we get prisoners to speak, how about you steer the ship, and we have a plan to get them to talk, said Barron.
Skully and Barron summoned Bella Dizzy who came to them, they told her the plan and she happily accepted her assignment, Bella Dizzy skipped down the deck to her cabin, got on her leather S+M clothes and grabbed her whip, and skipped down the stairs, and to the dungeon where the Mexican pirates were being held. She had the hold guard Gale Arm open the dungeon and lock her inside of it.
Bella Dizzy then got to work. She wrestled with the 10 pirates, stripping them of they’re clothes chased them around the cell, whipping them, molesting them, groping them, and beating them in a mix of sex and torture. Loud bangs and slams could be heard on the deck along with screams of the men.
Up on the deck Finale the Periwinkle feverishly washing herself, but nothing could get the stained purple blood of the Mexicans off of her. She seeked help from Deidre, but the witch told her that the blood from the Mexicans is permanent and it would stay on her forever. Finale cried, she didn’t want to have purple skin. Jolly Roger walked over to her and told her that he still loves her if though she’s as purple as and egg plant.
After nearly 3 hours Bella Dizzy had Gale Arm open the cell door. The place reeked of sex and death. Gale Arm looked around the cell to see that the men had been killed by her. Bella Dizzy walked out of the cell and up the stairs with a huge smile on her face.
Did ye find out the information about where the island is, asked Skully?
No, began Bella Dizzy, they didn’t have any ideas as to where the island was, they are just pirates for hire, and didn’t know anything, but I had my fun anyways. Just then a lone Mexican ran up the stairs limping and onto the deck, where he swiftly jumped off the deck and into he water, where a shark quickly ate him.
God forbid any of those men were to live through that sexual ordeal; they’d be scared for life, Skully said to Barron. As Bella Dizzy shot him a glare.
Skully and Barron returned to the dungeon. Daris and Bully Hayes’ faces were pale from hearing what went on in the cell next to them. They watched as bodies were pulled from the cell, to be thrown off the ship. Skully and Barron began to ask Daris and Bully Hayes questions, but the two BlueBeards only threatened and mocked the capt’ns. Skully walked away, went upstairs and returned with a flask of rum under one arm and Maximo under one arm. Barron tied Bully Hayes to a chair and took his shoes off. Skully came over and dumped rum on Bully Hayes feet, and placed Maximo at his feet. Daris watched in horror from his cell, as the jackalope began to nibble away at his fathers’ feet.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, screamed Bully Hayes. Ill tells you where the island is.
Back up on deck Deidre Vasquez ran up to Richart as he was steering the ship.
A great sense of danger is lurking, she said to Richart. Something bad is going to happen. Gale Arm was up in the crow’s nest. Off in the distance to the northeast direction, his vision was getting increasingly blurred. He thought to himself that he must have been in the sun too long, and it was not blurring his vision and giving him a headache. As he looked to the northeast, the blurriness was getting worse and worse, he had to climb down and get some shady and water. Gale Arm walked up to Richart once he got back down on deck, and asked him if Richart could find someone to watch his post… Gale Arm didn’t notice that his vision was fine now. Richart looked around to see if there was anyone who could take over the post up on the crow’s nest. After a few minutes he decided that Finale would go up to the crow nest for lookout. The sun began to set over the seas.
Cross Key Island, Bully Hayes said back down in the dungeon. He continued the island is only identifiable by the large cliff that wraps around the island… the cliff has been carved out by the ocean to resemble large human faces. Atop the cliff is a flat top, which is heavily guarded, and has a huge palace… the palace is where Clegg and the rest of the BlueBeards are, along with the captives, and the BlueBeard treasure. Daris was shocked at how much Bully Hayes was telling about the island… but the pain of having his toes chewed off made him delirious.
Thank ye, Bully—Skully said as he untie Bully and threw him back into the cell with Daris, Bully Hayes wrapped socks around his chewed off toes, still whimpering in pain. Skully and Barron headed back to the deck.
CRASSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ship shook all over. Skully and Barron fell as they were walking up the stairs, Finale fell off the mast as she was climbing to the crow’s nest, and everyone else all fell. Richart looked over to see that a grey ship had crash into the side of the Black Betty. The blurred vision that Gale Arm had seen was in fact this ship racing up to the Black Betty. Richart read the name on the side of the ship, it said The Insufferable. The ship was a ship manned only by woman, woman whom loved fish, and were the most deadly of all ships in the sea, they were infamous and everyone had heard stories of them. And it was on this ship the Insufferable that Condi once sailed. With the attacked the Insufferable delivered by slamming directly into the side of the Black Betty, that it was clear to everyone that these women wanted them dead.
Moments passed by in long motion as everyone got up and began to realize that they were just attacked. There were no movements from the Insufferable. Everything was still. Barron, Skully and crew readied themselves. Suddenly 7 women, scantily dress in fish net stockings, and mini skirts or very short shorts, and bikini tops jumped off the ship and onto the Black Betty. Each of the crew personally knew at least one of the ladies. The ladies stood in ready to attack positions. Both ships were quickly filling with water.
Aye, and what do we owe this not-so-pleasant surprise? Asked Skully to Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard.
We have been commanded to attack this ship, destroy the ship and everyone on it, and save Daris and Bully-Hayes, she said to him. Besides, she continued, I've always wanted to kill ye Skully… after that horrifying night I spent with ye, I was never with another man, ye turned me to woman. Skully was offended.
ARGGG I’m an excellent lover maker, right Bella, Audra, Kittie? Ohh right she’s not here. Barron shot him an angry look. Barron then noticed MethFace Barbossa.
Ye horrible troll! He said to her. Ye killed me Kittie’s mom, and ye need to die!
I heard ye picked Condi to join ye ship, Jane Smythe asked to Skully.
Oy, we did.. but she’s been kidnapped. He said to her. Barron couldn’t hold back any longer, he was filling with rage. He snapped and attacked MethFace Barbossa. The battle was on both crews jumped into battle after Barron.
Skully and Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard battle with swords, as Xena Blythe and Bella Dizzy got into it. Angie Pink Jones was battling SkullCleave, Reeking Jen Bonny was battling Richart, Darby the Dagger was battling Cannons McGee and Audra, and Constance Truelove was battling Maximo. Jane Smythe was fighting Finale. Madison Oceanus though only a mermaid in a tank on the ship, was still very effect during battles….
Madison got a bunch of dried starfish, and was throwing them at the attackers. The starfish would fly past slicing the flesh of the attackers. Constance Truelove caught on to Madison Oceanus, she grabbed Maximo by the antlers and threw him into the mermaid tank. Maximo quickly sank to the bottom of the tank, which was all the way down in the dungeon level. Constance Truelove then began stabbing in the tank trying to kill Madison. Madison swam to the bottom of the tank to rescue Maximo. As she swam back to the surface she saw Constance wildly stabbing at the waters surface. How could she get Maximo to the surface without either of them being killed by Constance, Madison thought to herself. Madison with Maximo in her arms gained speed as she raced to the surface. She jumped out of the water flipping on her way up as she flipped she tail hit Constance in the head, very high into the sky Madison flew, throwing Maximo onto the crow’s nest she began to fell back down towards the tank. As she was headed back down into he tank she notice Constance’s body hanging half in the tank… Madison had snapped her neck when she came flipping out of the water.
Xena Blythe realized that Bella Dizzy was too strong to battle with, but she had to stop her. Xena reached into her back pocket and pulled out a pistol and fired it at Bella Dizzy. The bullet struck Bella Dizzy in the forehead. Bella Dizzy fell to the ground, and blood covered her face. Gale Arm came over and picked up Xena, pile driving her head into the deck, splitting it two. Cannons McGee and Audra at the same time stabbed Darby the Dagger in the stomach… she fell to the ground, dead. Cannons McGee raced over to Bella Dizzy’s body.
Richart was having a hard time trying to get a good sword swing in against Reeking Jen Bonny; her moves were too quick for him to get in a clear shot. Richart kept advancing and Reeking Jen would back up a little more, until she back into Madison’s tank. Madison quickly got her into a headlock until Reeking Jen had her last breathe and fell limp.
Finale was swinging sword against sword in her fight with Jane Smythe. Finale got cornered against the railing on the side of the ship, when Jane charged at her Finale bent down making Jane go flying right by her over the ship and into the water.
Skull Cleave was lying defenseless on the deck under Angie Pink Jones. It had looked as if it was the end for Skull Cleave when suddenly Jolly Roger shot off a cannon, the cannon crashed into Angie Pink Jones bursting her body into a million pieces that splattered everyone on the ship. The two ships sank closer into the water, and the sun was almost gone from the sky but the fight raged on. Deidre realized that the pirates needed some light to help them fight so she cast a spell setting the Insufferable on fire.
Skully One Eye pointed to The Insufferable, Tobias Brower looked and noticed that on the Insufferable, there was one small rowboat Tobias knew that Skully wanted him and the other weak swimmers to get in. He snuck over to the ship, and released the small boat and rowed to the sinking Black Betty where Deidre Vasquez, Maximo, Radley Cutler, Elmer Knifenose, and Skull Cleave climbed in filling up the boat, and they began to row into the darkness.
The fire that was on the Insufferable began to spread to the Black Betty, which was half under water now. MethFace Barbossa didn’t even have time to take in a full breath when Barron cut her head off from her body.
Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard got away from Skully, and snuck to the dungeon, which was almost filled with water now. She found the keys to the cell hanging on the wall, and unlocked Daris and Bully Hayes’s cell, and they swam out.
What the hell happened up there? Asked Bully-Hayes. Why is the ship sinking, just please tell me that the Black Betty’s crew is dead.
Things didn’t go as planned Bully… Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard began. But Bully didn’t want to hear it; he grabbed her saber and slit her throat.
Just as the battle ended, both of the ships sank into the water. The crew of the Black Betty was left in the dark cool water, without any ships or land insight. Skully swam there in the water, trying to stay floating, but soon he grew tired and a white light over took him. They would all eventually pass out from trying to stay afloat.
Skully One-Eye awoke the next morning, on a beach with the waves crashing against his body; it was a rainy, damp morning… Wow, I’m still alive he said to himself. Skully looked around at the rocky beach and saw the bodies of all of his crew. Wobbly Skully stood up and turned around to look inland, and behind him was a massive cliff shooting straight up into the sky. And on the side of the cliff carved out by the ocean was the face of a human (the face resembled a modern day Al Roker).
Chapter 22
Things were differently interesting on the Black Betty. Sure there were plenty of pirates on there. But there were also the Queen’s naval officer Richart, the voodoo witch Deidre, the Jackalope Maximo, Madison the mermaid, and the two Elders Elmer and Tobias, and the journalist Radley Cooper. Skully and Barron were sailing the Caribbean in search of the BlueBeards ship. The two captains were in command of nearly 50 ships. The task of finding the BlueBeards’ ship shouldn’t be too hard—plus they knew where to look for the ship, the waters off the coast of Panama, was where the ship could often be found.
“We have to save my sisters I don’t want to inherit the crown and become Queen,” cried Audra.
“And I was thinking that perhaps you wanted to save your husband Lurg; or your sisters because you loved them” asked Skully.
“Well yes of course Lurg too, but at least one of my sisters”. Skully and Barron made plans to set up a home base on Green Maria Island off the coast of Panama. The Spanish Armada would be stationed there; it would make it easier for the one ship to travel about, rather than having all 50 searching for the BlueBeards’ Dutch Fleut. Upon arriving at Green Maria Island the next afternoon the crew found an old dock leading up to an old stone factory building, this old building would become the home base for the Spanish Armada, the island was abandoned because mining for gold had ceased on it many years before. Once the base was setup the Black Betty left the port and began its search for the Dutch Fleut.
Skully, Barron and Richart were at the steering wheel of the boat when Cats Eyes walked up to him.
“Excuse me Capt’ns” she began.
“Wait I know you!” Shouted Skully, thinking to himself, where did he know her from? “We went to grade school together in Boston when we were just ye youngins”.
“Aye yes, Skully and more recently we sailed together for many years under the command of Capt’n Black”. Said Cats Eyes.
“Ahh yes, that’s right, har har har” – Skully.
“Eh, ok, but I have come to tell you that Deidre Vasquez is requesting that you two go and see her in her quarters immediately.
“Gale Arm, me matey, take over steering this here ship” said Barron.
“Aye Aye Capt” Skully and Barron walked to Deidre’s quarters. They walked into a very dark, smoky room, and in the middle of the room was a table with candles and a crystal ball. Deidre sat at the table.
Aye, ye beckoned us? Asked Barron.
Yes, Barron. I have used my crystal ball, and I can now see onto the Dutch Fleut. We may be able to use this to help us find the ship’s where abouts, but now all I can see is ocean—Deidre.
Excellent thank ye matey-witch, let be know if any identifiable points of interest, or something identifiable comes into view, proclaimed Skully.
Yes Captain, Ill let you both know.
As Skully and Barron were leaving the room, they heard shouting coming from the deck. Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee were arguing, as a crowd surrounded them.
I am a better medicine than ye bitch ass, screamed Cannons McGee.
Not only am I more knowledgeable about medicine, but I am also a better fighter, and I can get more guys than ye. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Barrel o’ squid, ye cant not fight better than me, I spent many years fighting, and the only reason ye cant get more guys than me is because ye ma owns a whore-house, and ye are her main whore! Angrily screaming Cannons.
At least my mother loves me! Replied Bella Dizzy.
You BITCH, ye knew my ma died givin birth to me, screamed McGee as she pulled out a saber and charged at Bella Dizzy. Bella Dizzy quickly stepped out of her charge, sticking out her leg, and tripping McGee, making the saber go flying across the deck. Cannons McGee fell on her face. Bella Dizzy ran over to her and jumped onto Cannons, turning her face up, and began to smother McGee with her breasts. Seconds passed as McGee fought to get Bella Dizzys’ breasts out of her face, when McGee scratched Bella Dizzys back, Bella Dizzy screamed out in pain, sitting up, allowing McGee to catch her breathe. McGee flipped Bella Dizzy off of her and onto the ground, she then jumped onto Bella and starting slapping and punching. The two girls were rolling around on the deck for a few minutes when suddenly, Jolly Roger cried from the crow’s nest… “Dutch Fleut at 2 o’clock”. Everyone stopped and turned to the 2 o’clock direction.
The Black Betty Raced towards the Dutch Fleut, under the command of Barron Von Black, who was shouting orders at everyone on the ship. Skully One-Eye resumed his old role of cannon smith along with Jolly Roger and Finale the Periwinkle. Richart got his pistols and swords ready.
Ye gonna prove just how great of a fighter ye are, aye Richart? Asked Skully.
I don’t not have to prove myself to pirate, its degrading itself just being on this ship with yer folk. Richart said to Skully.
Just kidding I’m having the time of me life on this ship, Richart said with a slight pirate accent. I deeply thank the Queen for allowing me to have this unique experience… oh and I do forgive you for using my bed for your orgy the other night, you crazy bastard, but thank you and Bella Dizzy for inviting me to join, I sure did have a good time and I know Bella Dizzy did too, Richart said to Skully. Oh and where did those 8 piratess’ go? Richart asked.
I threw them over board this morning, Skully said.
I say, began Barron, with ye three on the cannons, that ship aint lasting to long ye reckon.
I hear ye Capt’ Darlin Cutie Von Bitch—replied Skully as he winked to Barron, as Barron rolled his eyes and walked away… oh that’s crazy Skully for ye, Barron thought to himself.
The Black Betty got closer to the Dutch Fleut.
Hold ye fire till I say to, commanded Skully. Audra are ye getting ready? He asked. Audra was pulling on a black full body suit,
Aye aye, sexy Skully. She said to him. The two ships got closer and closer.
Deidre stood behind Barron, and began to cast a spell. Suddenly the bright blue sails on the Dutch Fleut burst into flames.
Alrighty all non-fighters go into me cabin, ye know I don’t like me Kittie being on deck when we-a-fightin—said the Barron.
Aye, all of me crew are fighter. Said Skully.
FIRE!!! Screamed Skully and cannons being to fly from the Black Betty onto the other ship. Seconds later they returned cannon fire.
Audra, its go time, cried Skully. Barron watched in amazement as Audra climbed into a cannon. Skully lit a match and fired the cannon. Audra went flying across the sky, and onto the Dutch Fleut, looking just like a cannon, when she was flying through the air. Moments later, the Dutch Fleut stopped firing cannons… Audra did her job, she dismantled the cannons.
Aye they must have at least 20 cannon smith on that ship, how did she manage to dismantle them? Asked Richart de Berewick.
Along with being a pirate, mermaid, and princess Audra was also a secret assassin, and knew martial arts… she can handle many many opponents on her own. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Through the looking glass Skully could see that the ship had about 50 crewmembers many of them were those damn Mexicans he hired. He also saw Bully Hayes and Daris BlueBeard. The two ships collided together and The Black Betty’s crew attacked the Dutch Fleut. Skully, Barron, Cats Eyes, Bella Dizzy, Cannons McGee, Gale Arm, Finale, and Jolly Roger all jumped on to the ship with swords a swingin. A group of 5 pirates attacked Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee, as a pair, they sliced and stabbed their attackers, finishing them off in moments… oh what a sight it was to see the two working together. Skully went straight for Daris, as Barron battle Bully Hayes. Finale went below deck searching for Audra, as Gale Arm, Jolly Roger, and Cat Eyes fought the hordes of pirates on the deck. Finale walked down a hallway to find Audra fighting her old enemy Greys’ Blome. Greys’ wanted to get revenge on Audra for nearly killing him many months before. Finale jumped to help Audra battle Greys when 3 Mexican pirates popped out of a doorway and blocked Finale from getting to Audra. Finale pulled out two sabers one in each hand, and began to move towards the three men. Finale sliced off the arm of one of her attackers, he screamed out in pain blood was squirting out of his arm, so much blood came rushing out of his arm, a purple blood… because Mexicans have purple blood. Minutes after minutes more and more blood came out covering Finale from head to two, as the pirate waved his arm about screaming in pain. Finally the pirate fell to the ground the loss of blood killed him. The two other pirates attacked Finale. Finale jumped into the air, kicking one in the head, as she delivered one of the sabers into the neck of the other one. The pirate she kicked in the head, got up, and Finale stabbed him in the gut, slicing him open, and spilling all his entrails. The now covered in blood Finale walked down the hallway towards Audra, who was not weaponless lying on the ground under Greys. He lifted his sword to deliver to final blow to Audra when Finale kicked him in the back. He turned around and screamed as he saw Finale. She was purple from the blood, and startled him. As Finale distracted Greys, Audra got up. Grey turned back to Audra.
Aye Greys… see ye in hell, she screamed as she jumped into the air and snapped his neck. The two girls walked down the hallway, and back to the deck.
On the deck, Skully had Daris in a headlock screaming “UR A BASTARD”. While Bully Hayes and Barron were battling quite furiously. A Mexican pirate snuck up behind Bella Dizzy and raised his sword, but when he was about to split her head into two, Maximo jumped up and attacked the man, eating his face. Maximo land back on the deck, when a sword was coming down from another pirate about to kill Maximo, but seconds before the sword reached Maximo, a gun shot went off and the pirate was killed. Holding the gun was the journalist Radley. Richart was gallantly fighting two pirates, his gracefully sword fighting skills made him appear as doing a serpentine dance, dodging the thrusts of the attackers swords. Back on the Black Betty Elmer Knifenose and Tobias Brower pulled up chairs and watched the fight along with Madison Oceanus who was in her tank.
I say, said Tobias to Elmer and Madison, this is a good show.
Elmer replied with a bunch of mumbling.
A giant wave came-a-rollin and covered the ship. To the surprise of Finale, the purple blood didn’t not wash off.
Flap, Flap, Flap. The wave had caused Audra to turn back into a mermaid, and she flapped around on the deck… this made her very vernable. Richart jumped over and picked Audra up, and brought her back to the safety of the Black Betty.
After nearly two hours Barron, Skully and the crew had Daris, Bully Hayes, and about 10 Mexican pirates, surrounded in a small circle on the ship. Bully Hayes, said that they’re now small group had surrendered. Daris and Bully Hayes were brought to one cell on the Black Betty, as the ten Mexicans were brought to another. The crew of the Black Betty, pillaged the Dutch Fleut, taking treasure, food, rum and weapons, before Deidre had it set on fire. The 12 prisoners were kept alive so that they could find where the BlueBeards secret island was. But getting them to talk was not going to be an easy task.
The Black Betty sailed away from the burning ship. And the crew had dinner and went to their sleeping quarters.
Skully One-Eye stared off the deck of the ship and into the darkening sky. When Barron Von Black walked over to him, and stood next to him.
Oy, tis too bad that Wrath Spike isn’t here to coerce the men to talk, eh? Skully said to Barron.
Aye yes it tis, but we can still get them to talk. I have and idea, where’s that there Bella Dizzy of yers? Asked Barron.
Bella Dizzy? Why would you need her? Asked Skully.
Barron laughed, we can have her “talk” to the Mexicans, har har har.
Aye, member the days on the Blood Galleon, me feel as though we never spent to much time together on that ship during the many years we sailed together, ye always spent most of ye time with Kittie, Dragon Lance, or Wrath Spike, and I spent me time causin trouble with Jolly Roger, FlayBlade, and Cannons McGee… its great that we can spend time together now, said Skully.
Oy that it is. Replied Barron. But I am greatly missing me Kittie, me great treasure ye know?
Ah yes, Ms. Tiger, she a fun one. Replied Skully, as Richart walked over to the two captains.
Good fighting today pirates, he said.
Aye ye too, royal matey, replied Skully.
Tomorrow we’ll get our prisoners to talk… i'm off to bed.
“We have to save my sisters I don’t want to inherit the crown and become Queen,” cried Audra.
“And I was thinking that perhaps you wanted to save your husband Lurg; or your sisters because you loved them” asked Skully.
“Well yes of course Lurg too, but at least one of my sisters”. Skully and Barron made plans to set up a home base on Green Maria Island off the coast of Panama. The Spanish Armada would be stationed there; it would make it easier for the one ship to travel about, rather than having all 50 searching for the BlueBeards’ Dutch Fleut. Upon arriving at Green Maria Island the next afternoon the crew found an old dock leading up to an old stone factory building, this old building would become the home base for the Spanish Armada, the island was abandoned because mining for gold had ceased on it many years before. Once the base was setup the Black Betty left the port and began its search for the Dutch Fleut.
Skully, Barron and Richart were at the steering wheel of the boat when Cats Eyes walked up to him.
“Excuse me Capt’ns” she began.
“Wait I know you!” Shouted Skully, thinking to himself, where did he know her from? “We went to grade school together in Boston when we were just ye youngins”.
“Aye yes, Skully and more recently we sailed together for many years under the command of Capt’n Black”. Said Cats Eyes.
“Ahh yes, that’s right, har har har” – Skully.
“Eh, ok, but I have come to tell you that Deidre Vasquez is requesting that you two go and see her in her quarters immediately.
“Gale Arm, me matey, take over steering this here ship” said Barron.
“Aye Aye Capt” Skully and Barron walked to Deidre’s quarters. They walked into a very dark, smoky room, and in the middle of the room was a table with candles and a crystal ball. Deidre sat at the table.
Aye, ye beckoned us? Asked Barron.
Yes, Barron. I have used my crystal ball, and I can now see onto the Dutch Fleut. We may be able to use this to help us find the ship’s where abouts, but now all I can see is ocean—Deidre.
Excellent thank ye matey-witch, let be know if any identifiable points of interest, or something identifiable comes into view, proclaimed Skully.
Yes Captain, Ill let you both know.
As Skully and Barron were leaving the room, they heard shouting coming from the deck. Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee were arguing, as a crowd surrounded them.
I am a better medicine than ye bitch ass, screamed Cannons McGee.
Not only am I more knowledgeable about medicine, but I am also a better fighter, and I can get more guys than ye. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Barrel o’ squid, ye cant not fight better than me, I spent many years fighting, and the only reason ye cant get more guys than me is because ye ma owns a whore-house, and ye are her main whore! Angrily screaming Cannons.
At least my mother loves me! Replied Bella Dizzy.
You BITCH, ye knew my ma died givin birth to me, screamed McGee as she pulled out a saber and charged at Bella Dizzy. Bella Dizzy quickly stepped out of her charge, sticking out her leg, and tripping McGee, making the saber go flying across the deck. Cannons McGee fell on her face. Bella Dizzy ran over to her and jumped onto Cannons, turning her face up, and began to smother McGee with her breasts. Seconds passed as McGee fought to get Bella Dizzys’ breasts out of her face, when McGee scratched Bella Dizzys back, Bella Dizzy screamed out in pain, sitting up, allowing McGee to catch her breathe. McGee flipped Bella Dizzy off of her and onto the ground, she then jumped onto Bella and starting slapping and punching. The two girls were rolling around on the deck for a few minutes when suddenly, Jolly Roger cried from the crow’s nest… “Dutch Fleut at 2 o’clock”. Everyone stopped and turned to the 2 o’clock direction.
The Black Betty Raced towards the Dutch Fleut, under the command of Barron Von Black, who was shouting orders at everyone on the ship. Skully One-Eye resumed his old role of cannon smith along with Jolly Roger and Finale the Periwinkle. Richart got his pistols and swords ready.
Ye gonna prove just how great of a fighter ye are, aye Richart? Asked Skully.
I don’t not have to prove myself to pirate, its degrading itself just being on this ship with yer folk. Richart said to Skully.
Just kidding I’m having the time of me life on this ship, Richart said with a slight pirate accent. I deeply thank the Queen for allowing me to have this unique experience… oh and I do forgive you for using my bed for your orgy the other night, you crazy bastard, but thank you and Bella Dizzy for inviting me to join, I sure did have a good time and I know Bella Dizzy did too, Richart said to Skully. Oh and where did those 8 piratess’ go? Richart asked.
I threw them over board this morning, Skully said.
I say, began Barron, with ye three on the cannons, that ship aint lasting to long ye reckon.
I hear ye Capt’ Darlin Cutie Von Bitch—replied Skully as he winked to Barron, as Barron rolled his eyes and walked away… oh that’s crazy Skully for ye, Barron thought to himself.
The Black Betty got closer to the Dutch Fleut.
Hold ye fire till I say to, commanded Skully. Audra are ye getting ready? He asked. Audra was pulling on a black full body suit,
Aye aye, sexy Skully. She said to him. The two ships got closer and closer.
Deidre stood behind Barron, and began to cast a spell. Suddenly the bright blue sails on the Dutch Fleut burst into flames.
Alrighty all non-fighters go into me cabin, ye know I don’t like me Kittie being on deck when we-a-fightin—said the Barron.
Aye, all of me crew are fighter. Said Skully.
FIRE!!! Screamed Skully and cannons being to fly from the Black Betty onto the other ship. Seconds later they returned cannon fire.
Audra, its go time, cried Skully. Barron watched in amazement as Audra climbed into a cannon. Skully lit a match and fired the cannon. Audra went flying across the sky, and onto the Dutch Fleut, looking just like a cannon, when she was flying through the air. Moments later, the Dutch Fleut stopped firing cannons… Audra did her job, she dismantled the cannons.
Aye they must have at least 20 cannon smith on that ship, how did she manage to dismantle them? Asked Richart de Berewick.
Along with being a pirate, mermaid, and princess Audra was also a secret assassin, and knew martial arts… she can handle many many opponents on her own. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Through the looking glass Skully could see that the ship had about 50 crewmembers many of them were those damn Mexicans he hired. He also saw Bully Hayes and Daris BlueBeard. The two ships collided together and The Black Betty’s crew attacked the Dutch Fleut. Skully, Barron, Cats Eyes, Bella Dizzy, Cannons McGee, Gale Arm, Finale, and Jolly Roger all jumped on to the ship with swords a swingin. A group of 5 pirates attacked Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee, as a pair, they sliced and stabbed their attackers, finishing them off in moments… oh what a sight it was to see the two working together. Skully went straight for Daris, as Barron battle Bully Hayes. Finale went below deck searching for Audra, as Gale Arm, Jolly Roger, and Cat Eyes fought the hordes of pirates on the deck. Finale walked down a hallway to find Audra fighting her old enemy Greys’ Blome. Greys’ wanted to get revenge on Audra for nearly killing him many months before. Finale jumped to help Audra battle Greys when 3 Mexican pirates popped out of a doorway and blocked Finale from getting to Audra. Finale pulled out two sabers one in each hand, and began to move towards the three men. Finale sliced off the arm of one of her attackers, he screamed out in pain blood was squirting out of his arm, so much blood came rushing out of his arm, a purple blood… because Mexicans have purple blood. Minutes after minutes more and more blood came out covering Finale from head to two, as the pirate waved his arm about screaming in pain. Finally the pirate fell to the ground the loss of blood killed him. The two other pirates attacked Finale. Finale jumped into the air, kicking one in the head, as she delivered one of the sabers into the neck of the other one. The pirate she kicked in the head, got up, and Finale stabbed him in the gut, slicing him open, and spilling all his entrails. The now covered in blood Finale walked down the hallway towards Audra, who was not weaponless lying on the ground under Greys. He lifted his sword to deliver to final blow to Audra when Finale kicked him in the back. He turned around and screamed as he saw Finale. She was purple from the blood, and startled him. As Finale distracted Greys, Audra got up. Grey turned back to Audra.
Aye Greys… see ye in hell, she screamed as she jumped into the air and snapped his neck. The two girls walked down the hallway, and back to the deck.
On the deck, Skully had Daris in a headlock screaming “UR A BASTARD”. While Bully Hayes and Barron were battling quite furiously. A Mexican pirate snuck up behind Bella Dizzy and raised his sword, but when he was about to split her head into two, Maximo jumped up and attacked the man, eating his face. Maximo land back on the deck, when a sword was coming down from another pirate about to kill Maximo, but seconds before the sword reached Maximo, a gun shot went off and the pirate was killed. Holding the gun was the journalist Radley. Richart was gallantly fighting two pirates, his gracefully sword fighting skills made him appear as doing a serpentine dance, dodging the thrusts of the attackers swords. Back on the Black Betty Elmer Knifenose and Tobias Brower pulled up chairs and watched the fight along with Madison Oceanus who was in her tank.
I say, said Tobias to Elmer and Madison, this is a good show.
Elmer replied with a bunch of mumbling.
A giant wave came-a-rollin and covered the ship. To the surprise of Finale, the purple blood didn’t not wash off.
Flap, Flap, Flap. The wave had caused Audra to turn back into a mermaid, and she flapped around on the deck… this made her very vernable. Richart jumped over and picked Audra up, and brought her back to the safety of the Black Betty.
After nearly two hours Barron, Skully and the crew had Daris, Bully Hayes, and about 10 Mexican pirates, surrounded in a small circle on the ship. Bully Hayes, said that they’re now small group had surrendered. Daris and Bully Hayes were brought to one cell on the Black Betty, as the ten Mexicans were brought to another. The crew of the Black Betty, pillaged the Dutch Fleut, taking treasure, food, rum and weapons, before Deidre had it set on fire. The 12 prisoners were kept alive so that they could find where the BlueBeards secret island was. But getting them to talk was not going to be an easy task.
The Black Betty sailed away from the burning ship. And the crew had dinner and went to their sleeping quarters.
Skully One-Eye stared off the deck of the ship and into the darkening sky. When Barron Von Black walked over to him, and stood next to him.
Oy, tis too bad that Wrath Spike isn’t here to coerce the men to talk, eh? Skully said to Barron.
Aye yes it tis, but we can still get them to talk. I have and idea, where’s that there Bella Dizzy of yers? Asked Barron.
Bella Dizzy? Why would you need her? Asked Skully.
Barron laughed, we can have her “talk” to the Mexicans, har har har.
Aye, member the days on the Blood Galleon, me feel as though we never spent to much time together on that ship during the many years we sailed together, ye always spent most of ye time with Kittie, Dragon Lance, or Wrath Spike, and I spent me time causin trouble with Jolly Roger, FlayBlade, and Cannons McGee… its great that we can spend time together now, said Skully.
Oy that it is. Replied Barron. But I am greatly missing me Kittie, me great treasure ye know?
Ah yes, Ms. Tiger, she a fun one. Replied Skully, as Richart walked over to the two captains.
Good fighting today pirates, he said.
Aye ye too, royal matey, replied Skully.
Tomorrow we’ll get our prisoners to talk… i'm off to bed.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Chapter 21
Chapter 21 is narrated by Bradley Cutler.
Captain Skully One-Eye and Captain Barron Von Black sailed back to the Caribbean from Spain aboard their new ship the Black Betty. They were in co-command of the ship, along with the entire Spanish Armada. They that been enlisted by the Queen to save her daughters and destroy the BlueBeard crimes family… but until they do, Spain was now under the control of the family. The Queen had the noble commandeer of the Spanish Armada go with the two captains; he would speak on behalf of the Queen, Sir Richart de Berewick. Skully and Barron didn’t like the idea of working with Sir Richart, or with the Spanish Armada, but they knew that they needed the help of the navy in order to save everyone.
The crew aboard the Black Betty was a mix of Skully’s crew and Barron’s crew. Many pirates had been kidnapped along with the two princesses, including my father the wise pirate Sid Cutler. However it was certainly an experience for the two great pirate captains to be working together.
Once we got back to the Caribbean the pirate captains from all of the surrounding seas held a huge unprecenedant meeting. The meeting allowed for the all the pirates to come together and discuss the threat of the BlueBeards. And of course some of the pirates that came to the meeting were under the control of the Bluebeards. But most of the pirates that are under the control of the Bluebeards are not friends with them, they are instead forced or threatened to be, much like the Queen.
Skully and Barron first needed to know where the BlueBeards home base was. They did have a ship, but they also you located on an island. And they needed to know where it was. When the Black Betty reached a pirate port, Skully and Bella Dizzy set out in the town to learn what they could about the BlueBeards.
While in the town Skully met up with an old friend of his. Henri Black Caesar. Bella Dizzy’s eye lit up at the sight of Black Caesar. He was one of the most famous Black Pirates; his parents were once slaves on Haiti. Bella Dizzy was filled with passion. She wanted this man, and he was the man of her dreams. Bella forgot all about her sister and mother being taken captive, her only focus now was on this man in front of her. Skully asked Black Caesar if her knew anything about the BlueBeard family. Black Caesar said that he did know about the BlueBeard Family. They sailed on a ship called the Dutch Fleut, and they were usually found sailing near Panama. Black Caesar mentioned that he didn’t know where their secret island hide was, but expressed concern to Skully about those who were missing. As Black Caesar spoke Bella Dizzy humped his leg. Skully and Dizzy thanked Black Caesar and returned to their ship.
The next morning the Black Betty would head out to Panama, but first everyone needed a good night of sleep so they stayed in port for the evening.
Once everyone was asleep, Bella Dizzy snuck off the boat and found Black Caesar at the local bar, and needless to say within minutes they were making love, right there on the bar.
Captain Skully One-Eye and Captain Barron Von Black sailed back to the Caribbean from Spain aboard their new ship the Black Betty. They were in co-command of the ship, along with the entire Spanish Armada. They that been enlisted by the Queen to save her daughters and destroy the BlueBeard crimes family… but until they do, Spain was now under the control of the family. The Queen had the noble commandeer of the Spanish Armada go with the two captains; he would speak on behalf of the Queen, Sir Richart de Berewick. Skully and Barron didn’t like the idea of working with Sir Richart, or with the Spanish Armada, but they knew that they needed the help of the navy in order to save everyone.
The crew aboard the Black Betty was a mix of Skully’s crew and Barron’s crew. Many pirates had been kidnapped along with the two princesses, including my father the wise pirate Sid Cutler. However it was certainly an experience for the two great pirate captains to be working together.
Once we got back to the Caribbean the pirate captains from all of the surrounding seas held a huge unprecenedant meeting. The meeting allowed for the all the pirates to come together and discuss the threat of the BlueBeards. And of course some of the pirates that came to the meeting were under the control of the Bluebeards. But most of the pirates that are under the control of the Bluebeards are not friends with them, they are instead forced or threatened to be, much like the Queen.
Skully and Barron first needed to know where the BlueBeards home base was. They did have a ship, but they also you located on an island. And they needed to know where it was. When the Black Betty reached a pirate port, Skully and Bella Dizzy set out in the town to learn what they could about the BlueBeards.
While in the town Skully met up with an old friend of his. Henri Black Caesar. Bella Dizzy’s eye lit up at the sight of Black Caesar. He was one of the most famous Black Pirates; his parents were once slaves on Haiti. Bella Dizzy was filled with passion. She wanted this man, and he was the man of her dreams. Bella forgot all about her sister and mother being taken captive, her only focus now was on this man in front of her. Skully asked Black Caesar if her knew anything about the BlueBeard family. Black Caesar said that he did know about the BlueBeard Family. They sailed on a ship called the Dutch Fleut, and they were usually found sailing near Panama. Black Caesar mentioned that he didn’t know where their secret island hide was, but expressed concern to Skully about those who were missing. As Black Caesar spoke Bella Dizzy humped his leg. Skully and Dizzy thanked Black Caesar and returned to their ship.
The next morning the Black Betty would head out to Panama, but first everyone needed a good night of sleep so they stayed in port for the evening.
Once everyone was asleep, Bella Dizzy snuck off the boat and found Black Caesar at the local bar, and needless to say within minutes they were making love, right there on the bar.
Chapter 20
This was certainly was to be an interesting wedding. It’s the first time that a pirate was to marry a royal. And it will be very interesting to see the royals and the pirates come together.
Ships from all over the world were gathering in Spain to celebrate the wedding of Lurg and Audra. But many royals from other countries (i.e. England and France) were not coming to the wedding because they were boycotting the fact that a royal family member was marrying a pirate.
Skully and Condi got to the palace and was greeted by the Queen. They went in and congratulated Lurg and Audra. Although Audra was the youngest of her sisters she was the first to be married. Skully soon realized that none of his crew was in Spain yet. Condi and Skully spent the day with Lurg and Audra. The four of them were walking in the palace gardens when they passed by a grand water fountain and naturally Lurg shoved Skully into the water. Skully got up and pulled Lurg into the water. He then went and picked up Condi and body slammed her into the water. And then Skully went after Audra. Everyone scream at Skully to make him stop. But he picked her up anyways and threw her also into the water; she immediately turned into a mermaid. Audra climbed out of the fountain, and flapped around on the ground.
“Thanks Ass” She said to Skully, the four of them laughed. Skully had forgotten about her “condition”. After about a half hour she was dried off, and they continued their walk.
The next day (the day before the wedding) more ships were arriving in the harbor and amoung them was the Skull Galleon. Barron Von Black brought Finale over with her boyfriend Jolly Roger, and he brought Bella Dizzy and Liza Dregg who were with Venom Kisser. Through out the day more ships came carrying crew of the Judith Prosperous. And many other familiar faces came into port during the day too. The last ship to arrive was a ship carrying the Elders. The Elders only attended extremely important events and this wedding was going to be grand!
Wedding bells began ringing at 10am the next morning. The wedding was at 12 noon. Before the wedding the members taking part in the ceremony was part of a parade through the town.
Regular and unimportant guests arrived at the chapel first. The chapel was huge and brightly lit. After the unimportant guests came Lurg and his best person, Condi. Then came the minister, the minister was Skully One Eye. Skully had become an Ordained Minister many years before. Following the minister came royal family members. Then the Elders came and sat in the front row of the pirate side (the church was split into 2, one side being the royals side and the pirates on the other side). Next to be seated were Audra’s sisters the princesses. Their mother, the Queen, followed them. Everyone bowed as she walked down the aisle to the front row where she sat with her daughters. Barron Von Black, his crew, along with Skully’s crew was seated behind the Elders, with other random pirates seated behind them.
Following the Queen came the Brides’ Maids and the Maid of Honor. Hackin Eve Bones’ was the first Bridesmaid, she was followed by Finale the Periwinkle, next came Deidre Vasquez. And the last Brides Maid to come was Madison. She was in a large glass tank on top of an elegant carriage being pulled down the aisle by the Queens men. The maid of honor followed Madison. Bella Dizzy the Bitter was the Maid of Horror… I mean Honor. Next to walk down the aisle was the ring boy. Maximo was the ring boy. He hopped down the aisle with the 2 rings dangling from his antlers. And of course following the ring boy was the flower girl. Ursula came skipping down the aisle as the flower girl throwing flower pedals. The orchestra then qued the Brides music. Audra came walking down the aisle accompanied by Vasca de Game, who would be giving her away.
Audra got to the alter and Skully began the ceremony.
“Today we are gathered her to celebrate a love between two people; two people whose love has produced a gathering of two very different classes of people, a great love that can be heard into the wee hours of the morning screaming out juicy sounds of passion. Indeed this is a special day.”
“AAAAACCCHHHHOOOOOOO” suddenly screamed Cannons McGee, whose sneeze sounds like a monkey in a rainforest. Everyone thunderously laughed.
“Bitch you be trippin if you try to do that again take away the spot light from Audra and Lurg and ruin this wedding” Said Bella Dizzy to Cannons McGee.
“Whatever Bella, Ill just talk about you behind your back, and tell lies about you and your sister to your mother, Liza Dregg, who owns a whore house, how ironic considering her daughter is a whore” replied Cannons.
“ENOUGH” cried the Queen, “don’t you ladies have any class”.
“Um ok continuing. These two beautiful people (Skully winks at Lurg) had to over come a lot to be together. There was first the love/hate relationship, followed by Audras untimely death, along with Lurg sleeping with Bella Dizzy. So many obstacles for these two, but against all odds they have prevailed, take a look at them now, happy and getting married.”
“Let me begin- before we go any further is there anyone who thinks that these two should not be married?”
Everyone in the church looked at Condi, then at the Queen, then at Bella Dizzy, and finally everyone looked at Barron Von Black because he started to violently cough randomly, Ursula passed him some rum to clear his throat. No one came forward.
“Now do you Lurg the Fist take the Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople to be your lawfully wedded wife, and do you promise to love, honor and respect her, and comfort her, and keep her in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her for so long as you both shall live? God forbid she dies again,” Skully asked to Lurg.
“I do,” said Lurg.
“Ok good” said Skully.
“And do you Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople, take this man, Lurg the Fist, to be your lawfully wedded husband, and do you promise to love, honor and respect him, and comfort him, and keep him in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him for so long as you both shall live?
I do. Said Audra, wiping away a tear.
“Audra you may now kiss the Bride… opps I mean Lurg you may now kiss the groom…. Err umm how about you just kiss!”.
Lurg lifted Audra you to his face and they kissed.
Everyone cheered. The wedding bells once again began to toll, as everyone stood clapping. Skully looked over to the Queen, who was brought to tears, you could tell by the look on her face that she was proud of Audra, Skully then glanced over to where Barron Von Black was sitting Barron was overwhelmed with tears. It was certainly a touching day.
Shots suddenly rang out in the church; the doors busted open and about 30-40 men came storming inside. The royal guards tried to stop them, but the trustpassengers were too much. There were a few recognizable faces among the group. It was the BlueBeard family. A Mafia-crime-pirate family that was all and all evil. Skully’s archenemies Daris was there; his grandfather Clegg (who was the patricharch of the family) was also a big enemy of the Elders. Bully Hayes was Daris’s father; he was the criminal who conned the Queen into thinking he was a noble man, and she married him, Bully Hayes was also a big enemy of Vasca’s. Also in the crime family was Burt Bloodgut, Audra’s ex fiancée from when she was a princess. Medusa unbenounced to anyone else before turns out to be apart of the family as well. Grey Blome, the former 1st mate of Captain Hook was a BlueBeard also he was Bully Hayes’ brother, and Burt’s father. And in the crime family were the 2 Ackers, formally from Tora Bora Bora, formally of the Deadly Seven. The rest of the men were the 30 Mexicans that Skully hired to be the crew on his ship.
Clegg slowly made his way to the front of the church.
“Oh what a joyous day, apparently someone forgot to invite my family. Its ok we came anyways”.
“Why are you here Clegg?” asked the Queen. “You already had your son Bully trick me into marriage, stole great amounts of my fortune, and publicly humiliated me…. Isn’t that enough?”.
Clegg proceeded to talk, “there are many many people in this room that has gotten in the way of my families happiness”.
Skully spoke up… “Your awful family is ruining many lives, Daris’ stole my bride away from me!”.
Did he? Asked Clegg. “Or did she just leave you to be with him instead? Is there anything keeping you with Daris?” Asked Clegg to Maeghan Belle.
“No, we are in love”. Skully was hurt, he trusted this woman, even though it was many years before.
“We are here because my family is fast on our way to controlling the world. From Royalty to Pirates, to mermaids, and every other creature, will be under the control of my family. I will take away something from every royal house… every country in the world, therefore making them come under my control or else that “something” I took would be gone forever”. —Clegg. Thunderstruck outside as Clegg spoke. Ironically the sunny warm day has turned dark, cold and rainy.
“Not my precious Audra! She can’t be taken away from me again,” cried the Queen.
“Join me, my family, or forever live in fear, fear that my family will destroy you for your resistance. What do you say will you join me?” Ask Clegg. He looked to the Queen, Skully, Barron and The Elders, they all said NO. Clegg was furious. But as if they were reading each other minds Barron and Skully ran over to Daris and held swords to his throat.
No, no, said Clegg who pointed over to the Captainess Kittie whom had a gun held to her head by Bully Hayes. Skully and Barron retracted.
Suddenly smoke filled the church and nothing could be seen, only screams and rustling could be heard. Once the smoke settled Skully realized that the Bluebeards were gone… and with them were many of the guests of the wedding… kidnapped! Audra and the Queen screamed at the same time.
“Lurg is gone” Cried Audra.
“My daughters are gone!” screamed the Queen. Skully looked at Audra and said, “Honestly I totally thought that you would be the kidnapped one mate”. Among those who were taken by the family were:
Lurg
Sid Cutler
Captainess Kittie and baby
Venom Kisser
Liza Dregg
Vasca de Gama
Chester
Hackin Eve
The two royal princesses
Ursula
Condi
And Razorwind, Knifebance, Cat Eyes, and Blood Claw from Barrons ship.
Later that day the Queen held a meeting with Skully, Barron, and Elmer and Tobias (of the Elders). They discussed what they could do to save those whom were taken captive. They decided that the pirates along with the Spanish Armada would go after the Bluebeard family. It was decided at this meeting that Barron and Skully would co-captain a ship and the two Elders would accompany them as advisors. The Queen gave the 2 captains a brand new top of the line ship, a man of war, that they called the Black Betty. The Queen was willing to do anything to save her daughters. The Black Betty along with the Spanish Armada under the command of Skully and Barron set out the next morning.
Ships from all over the world were gathering in Spain to celebrate the wedding of Lurg and Audra. But many royals from other countries (i.e. England and France) were not coming to the wedding because they were boycotting the fact that a royal family member was marrying a pirate.
Skully and Condi got to the palace and was greeted by the Queen. They went in and congratulated Lurg and Audra. Although Audra was the youngest of her sisters she was the first to be married. Skully soon realized that none of his crew was in Spain yet. Condi and Skully spent the day with Lurg and Audra. The four of them were walking in the palace gardens when they passed by a grand water fountain and naturally Lurg shoved Skully into the water. Skully got up and pulled Lurg into the water. He then went and picked up Condi and body slammed her into the water. And then Skully went after Audra. Everyone scream at Skully to make him stop. But he picked her up anyways and threw her also into the water; she immediately turned into a mermaid. Audra climbed out of the fountain, and flapped around on the ground.
“Thanks Ass” She said to Skully, the four of them laughed. Skully had forgotten about her “condition”. After about a half hour she was dried off, and they continued their walk.
The next day (the day before the wedding) more ships were arriving in the harbor and amoung them was the Skull Galleon. Barron Von Black brought Finale over with her boyfriend Jolly Roger, and he brought Bella Dizzy and Liza Dregg who were with Venom Kisser. Through out the day more ships came carrying crew of the Judith Prosperous. And many other familiar faces came into port during the day too. The last ship to arrive was a ship carrying the Elders. The Elders only attended extremely important events and this wedding was going to be grand!
Wedding bells began ringing at 10am the next morning. The wedding was at 12 noon. Before the wedding the members taking part in the ceremony was part of a parade through the town.
Regular and unimportant guests arrived at the chapel first. The chapel was huge and brightly lit. After the unimportant guests came Lurg and his best person, Condi. Then came the minister, the minister was Skully One Eye. Skully had become an Ordained Minister many years before. Following the minister came royal family members. Then the Elders came and sat in the front row of the pirate side (the church was split into 2, one side being the royals side and the pirates on the other side). Next to be seated were Audra’s sisters the princesses. Their mother, the Queen, followed them. Everyone bowed as she walked down the aisle to the front row where she sat with her daughters. Barron Von Black, his crew, along with Skully’s crew was seated behind the Elders, with other random pirates seated behind them.
Following the Queen came the Brides’ Maids and the Maid of Honor. Hackin Eve Bones’ was the first Bridesmaid, she was followed by Finale the Periwinkle, next came Deidre Vasquez. And the last Brides Maid to come was Madison. She was in a large glass tank on top of an elegant carriage being pulled down the aisle by the Queens men. The maid of honor followed Madison. Bella Dizzy the Bitter was the Maid of Horror… I mean Honor. Next to walk down the aisle was the ring boy. Maximo was the ring boy. He hopped down the aisle with the 2 rings dangling from his antlers. And of course following the ring boy was the flower girl. Ursula came skipping down the aisle as the flower girl throwing flower pedals. The orchestra then qued the Brides music. Audra came walking down the aisle accompanied by Vasca de Game, who would be giving her away.
Audra got to the alter and Skully began the ceremony.
“Today we are gathered her to celebrate a love between two people; two people whose love has produced a gathering of two very different classes of people, a great love that can be heard into the wee hours of the morning screaming out juicy sounds of passion. Indeed this is a special day.”
“AAAAACCCHHHHOOOOOOO” suddenly screamed Cannons McGee, whose sneeze sounds like a monkey in a rainforest. Everyone thunderously laughed.
“Bitch you be trippin if you try to do that again take away the spot light from Audra and Lurg and ruin this wedding” Said Bella Dizzy to Cannons McGee.
“Whatever Bella, Ill just talk about you behind your back, and tell lies about you and your sister to your mother, Liza Dregg, who owns a whore house, how ironic considering her daughter is a whore” replied Cannons.
“ENOUGH” cried the Queen, “don’t you ladies have any class”.
“Um ok continuing. These two beautiful people (Skully winks at Lurg) had to over come a lot to be together. There was first the love/hate relationship, followed by Audras untimely death, along with Lurg sleeping with Bella Dizzy. So many obstacles for these two, but against all odds they have prevailed, take a look at them now, happy and getting married.”
“Let me begin- before we go any further is there anyone who thinks that these two should not be married?”
Everyone in the church looked at Condi, then at the Queen, then at Bella Dizzy, and finally everyone looked at Barron Von Black because he started to violently cough randomly, Ursula passed him some rum to clear his throat. No one came forward.
“Now do you Lurg the Fist take the Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople to be your lawfully wedded wife, and do you promise to love, honor and respect her, and comfort her, and keep her in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her for so long as you both shall live? God forbid she dies again,” Skully asked to Lurg.
“I do,” said Lurg.
“Ok good” said Skully.
“And do you Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople, take this man, Lurg the Fist, to be your lawfully wedded husband, and do you promise to love, honor and respect him, and comfort him, and keep him in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him for so long as you both shall live?
I do. Said Audra, wiping away a tear.
“Audra you may now kiss the Bride… opps I mean Lurg you may now kiss the groom…. Err umm how about you just kiss!”.
Lurg lifted Audra you to his face and they kissed.
Everyone cheered. The wedding bells once again began to toll, as everyone stood clapping. Skully looked over to the Queen, who was brought to tears, you could tell by the look on her face that she was proud of Audra, Skully then glanced over to where Barron Von Black was sitting Barron was overwhelmed with tears. It was certainly a touching day.
Shots suddenly rang out in the church; the doors busted open and about 30-40 men came storming inside. The royal guards tried to stop them, but the trustpassengers were too much. There were a few recognizable faces among the group. It was the BlueBeard family. A Mafia-crime-pirate family that was all and all evil. Skully’s archenemies Daris was there; his grandfather Clegg (who was the patricharch of the family) was also a big enemy of the Elders. Bully Hayes was Daris’s father; he was the criminal who conned the Queen into thinking he was a noble man, and she married him, Bully Hayes was also a big enemy of Vasca’s. Also in the crime family was Burt Bloodgut, Audra’s ex fiancée from when she was a princess. Medusa unbenounced to anyone else before turns out to be apart of the family as well. Grey Blome, the former 1st mate of Captain Hook was a BlueBeard also he was Bully Hayes’ brother, and Burt’s father. And in the crime family were the 2 Ackers, formally from Tora Bora Bora, formally of the Deadly Seven. The rest of the men were the 30 Mexicans that Skully hired to be the crew on his ship.
Clegg slowly made his way to the front of the church.
“Oh what a joyous day, apparently someone forgot to invite my family. Its ok we came anyways”.
“Why are you here Clegg?” asked the Queen. “You already had your son Bully trick me into marriage, stole great amounts of my fortune, and publicly humiliated me…. Isn’t that enough?”.
Clegg proceeded to talk, “there are many many people in this room that has gotten in the way of my families happiness”.
Skully spoke up… “Your awful family is ruining many lives, Daris’ stole my bride away from me!”.
Did he? Asked Clegg. “Or did she just leave you to be with him instead? Is there anything keeping you with Daris?” Asked Clegg to Maeghan Belle.
“No, we are in love”. Skully was hurt, he trusted this woman, even though it was many years before.
“We are here because my family is fast on our way to controlling the world. From Royalty to Pirates, to mermaids, and every other creature, will be under the control of my family. I will take away something from every royal house… every country in the world, therefore making them come under my control or else that “something” I took would be gone forever”. —Clegg. Thunderstruck outside as Clegg spoke. Ironically the sunny warm day has turned dark, cold and rainy.
“Not my precious Audra! She can’t be taken away from me again,” cried the Queen.
“Join me, my family, or forever live in fear, fear that my family will destroy you for your resistance. What do you say will you join me?” Ask Clegg. He looked to the Queen, Skully, Barron and The Elders, they all said NO. Clegg was furious. But as if they were reading each other minds Barron and Skully ran over to Daris and held swords to his throat.
No, no, said Clegg who pointed over to the Captainess Kittie whom had a gun held to her head by Bully Hayes. Skully and Barron retracted.
Suddenly smoke filled the church and nothing could be seen, only screams and rustling could be heard. Once the smoke settled Skully realized that the Bluebeards were gone… and with them were many of the guests of the wedding… kidnapped! Audra and the Queen screamed at the same time.
“Lurg is gone” Cried Audra.
“My daughters are gone!” screamed the Queen. Skully looked at Audra and said, “Honestly I totally thought that you would be the kidnapped one mate”. Among those who were taken by the family were:
Lurg
Sid Cutler
Captainess Kittie and baby
Venom Kisser
Liza Dregg
Vasca de Gama
Chester
Hackin Eve
The two royal princesses
Ursula
Condi
And Razorwind, Knifebance, Cat Eyes, and Blood Claw from Barrons ship.
Later that day the Queen held a meeting with Skully, Barron, and Elmer and Tobias (of the Elders). They discussed what they could do to save those whom were taken captive. They decided that the pirates along with the Spanish Armada would go after the Bluebeard family. It was decided at this meeting that Barron and Skully would co-captain a ship and the two Elders would accompany them as advisors. The Queen gave the 2 captains a brand new top of the line ship, a man of war, that they called the Black Betty. The Queen was willing to do anything to save her daughters. The Black Betty along with the Spanish Armada under the command of Skully and Barron set out the next morning.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Chapter 19
Shortly after Lurg and Audra left for Spain, Ursula was preparing to leave as well. She was planning on traveling to South America to find out the secret ingredients and food of the people from Macho Picho. Vasca de Gama and Chester was going to travel with Ursula because Macho Picho was one of the only places in the new world that he has yet to go to. Now only Skully and Condi were left on the ship. Skully hired a bunch of Mexicans-for-hire to be the crew on the ship.
A few weeks’ later things were very completely different on the ship. Skully and Condi were getting sick of having Mexican food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday. Skully found that there were both positives and negatives for hiring the Mexicans. The positives were that he was able to hire twice as many crews for half the pay of his original crew. He was also able to hire crew to build a tank for Madison. But Skully was also thinking about the negatives of hiring Mexicans. Who are the only people dirtier than pirates? Skully thought to himself. MEXICANS!!! Skully and Condi held out hope that the real crew would return. But many weeks passed and Skully heard nothing from any of his crew.
Almost four months passed without the original crew on the ship when finally a ship pulled up to the Judith Prosperous. They were from the Spanish Queen and they were sailing the sea inviting everyone on the guest list to come to Spain and celebrate. Celebrate what? The wedding of Audra and Lurg of course.
Skully and Condi were so excited. They needed to see their mates again; it’s been along four months without them.
Skully, Condi and the Mexicans set out for Spain.
A few weeks’ later things were very completely different on the ship. Skully and Condi were getting sick of having Mexican food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday. Skully found that there were both positives and negatives for hiring the Mexicans. The positives were that he was able to hire twice as many crews for half the pay of his original crew. He was also able to hire crew to build a tank for Madison. But Skully was also thinking about the negatives of hiring Mexicans. Who are the only people dirtier than pirates? Skully thought to himself. MEXICANS!!! Skully and Condi held out hope that the real crew would return. But many weeks passed and Skully heard nothing from any of his crew.
Almost four months passed without the original crew on the ship when finally a ship pulled up to the Judith Prosperous. They were from the Spanish Queen and they were sailing the sea inviting everyone on the guest list to come to Spain and celebrate. Celebrate what? The wedding of Audra and Lurg of course.
Skully and Condi were so excited. They needed to see their mates again; it’s been along four months without them.
Skully, Condi and the Mexicans set out for Spain.
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