Chapter 33 Unfinshed
It has been nearly two months since you have been knocked unconscious—Lurg said to Ursula as she began to wake up.
Argh, that’s horrible… how did you guys eat? Ursula asked.
Ah well you see—Lurg began. We had to rotate the roster a bit. Skully looked to see where we had extra people. And we found that we could use one of the medics to be the new cook. But neither Bella Dizzy nor Cannons wanted the job of cook, so Skully had a pants off/ dance off competition.
Oh god, Ursula said. For she knew anything involving Skully, Bella Dizzy and Cannons with no clothes on was going to be bad.
Yes, Ursula, it turned out to be just as bad as ye are thinking it is—Lurg said.
The competition got off to a good start, the entire crew were there to watch and vote on the winner. Cannons went first and did her little pants off/ dance off, but unfortunately it was a horrible dance, and she didn’t get all the way naked. Too be honest with you, she looked like a one legged toad hopping about. Bella Dizzy came next. She did her dance awesomely, the crowd loved her, the way she took her clothes off was fascinating, and her dance moves were beautiful. But then as the crowd was cheering her on, something bad happened. Bella Dizzy must have gotten confused about the rules. She grabbed Flay Blade and striped him, and began to have a live sex act show right in front of us. It was one of the most horrifying things we have ever seen, and we pirates have seen a lot of horrifying things. It got so vulgar that Bella Dizzy was booed off the stage, and Cannons was voted the winner. Bella got sent to the kitchen.
Oh wow, and how has the food been from Bella Dizzy? Ursula Asked.
Ah well, it was not bad in the beginning but then Bella Dizzy discovered something called the “coca bean” and she has since used it in very dish that she has made. Lurg said to Ursula.
Thank god you have finally awaken—Lurg said to her. Ill go tell Skully that yer awake, he’ll be very happy. Oh and by the way, Audra is 6 months pregnate.
Six months! Ursula shouted, I was only in a coma for 2 months.
Ahh well, ye see she was just starting to show which is the 4 month mark, when ye went unconscious. We wanted to wait for the perfect moment to announce the news to everyone, and when ye went unconscious it had everyone scared that ye would die, so we announced it hoping to bring happy news to everyone—Lurg said to her.
Back on deck Skully was ordering the crew about. Hackin Eve came to him with a concern.
Skully can I please have a moment with you? She asked.
Why of course matey, what bes on ye mind? Skully replied to her.
Well ye see one of me milkcows is sick, we need to find her some medicines—replied Hackin Eve.
Blasphamy! Skully shouted, we will not buy medicines for a sick cow! We shall have that milkcow for dinner! Im sick of having fish every night.
Ah ye mean fish with coca beans—chirped in Jaques.
Fuckin coca beans, Bella Dizzy is obsessed with them! Skully shouted.
Skully we need to save that cow, she is my favorite, I love that cow! Pleaded Hackin Eve.
Bullocks, we are killing that cow tonight! Skully said to her.
Hackin Eve ran away crying. She had to do something to save her precious milkcow. She couldn’t just let Skully have her killed.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Chapter 32
Chapter 32
Captain Ursula Birdwind.
Ursula? Are you ok Ursula? Vasca said as he shook Ursula. It was morning now and Ursula had been knocked out cold all night by the violent rocking on the ship.
Oy, me head, I’m ok. Ursula said as she got to her feet. She looked out the kitchen window and into the sea; it was a nice sunny colorful day.
There’s been an accident last night during the storm, Ursula. Vasca said to her.
What happened? Ursula asked.
Skully’s been killed. He was on deck, trying to steer the ship through the rough waters, hard rain, and strong winds, when one of the ropes from the mast came flying down and wrapped around Skully pulling him into the air. He found himself hanging on top of the mast by his one arm, when a violent lightning strike hit, striking through Skully, making him light up like a firefly.
Oy, that’s horrible—Ursula said.
Aye. Vasca continued. Skully’s body then fell into the sea and was promptly eaten by a group of sharks. We figured that they like the cooked meat of Skully’s body.
Oh my, i've certainly missed a lot when I was knocked out, Ursula said.
But most importantly Ursula, Skully has named ye to be his successor. Yer now Captain Ursula Birdwind.
Ursula was shocked; she couldn’t believe that Skully was dead, and that she was now the captain. She never imagined herself as a captain… everything was very overwhelming for her.
Lurg busted into the kitchen.
Captain, we have a situation on the deck, ye must come to resolve it, Lurg said. Ursula just stood there.
Aye, Lurg is talking to ye Ursula—Vasca said to Ursula.
Oh right, I’m on me way, she said. Ursula ran to the deck. There was madness everywhere. The ship was being attacked by monkeys. There were monkeys everywhere. The monkeys were slapping the crew, stealing things, making weird monkey calls, and hurling their poop.
What do we do captain? Bella Dizzy covered in monkey poop asked Ursula.
Steer the ship, if we gain speed we can throw the monkeys into the water and they wont be able to climb back on the ship.
Bella Dizzy began to steer the ship.
Captain Ursula, we have a problem—Finale said.
Aye, what is it? Ursula asked.
If the monkeys bite ye, then ye become a monkey, just look at Condi! Finale said to Ursula.
It was true Condi was acting like a monkey, running around naked, slapping the crew, throwing poop at Cannons, and picking and eating bugs out of Bella Dizzys hair.
Captain Ursula we have another problem—Bella Dizzy said to her.
What it’s be? Ursula said, panicking starting to sweat.
There’s a huge rock in the waters ahead of us and I can’t steer the ship around it—Bella said to her. It was true Ursula ran over and tried to move the wheel, but the wheel wouldn’t move they were headed straight for the rock. The ship went striaght into the rock, making a thunderous noise, shaking the deck. Ursula when nutty and began to whack and kill the monkeys with a pot she got from the kitchen. She was running crazily whacked to death every monkey that she saw. In the madness of it all she accidentally whacked and killed FlayBlade. She cried as she saw FlayBlade’s dead body. Suddenly a monkey grabbed on the back of her neck. Ursula shrived, as she knew the monkey was going to bite her and turn her into a monkey also. She tried to scream but she couldn’t. Why cant I scream she thought, I need someone to help me. I have to scream, she tried but nothing came out…
Captain Ursula Birdwind.
Ursula? Are you ok Ursula? Vasca said as he shook Ursula. It was morning now and Ursula had been knocked out cold all night by the violent rocking on the ship.
Oy, me head, I’m ok. Ursula said as she got to her feet. She looked out the kitchen window and into the sea; it was a nice sunny colorful day.
There’s been an accident last night during the storm, Ursula. Vasca said to her.
What happened? Ursula asked.
Skully’s been killed. He was on deck, trying to steer the ship through the rough waters, hard rain, and strong winds, when one of the ropes from the mast came flying down and wrapped around Skully pulling him into the air. He found himself hanging on top of the mast by his one arm, when a violent lightning strike hit, striking through Skully, making him light up like a firefly.
Oy, that’s horrible—Ursula said.
Aye. Vasca continued. Skully’s body then fell into the sea and was promptly eaten by a group of sharks. We figured that they like the cooked meat of Skully’s body.
Oh my, i've certainly missed a lot when I was knocked out, Ursula said.
But most importantly Ursula, Skully has named ye to be his successor. Yer now Captain Ursula Birdwind.
Ursula was shocked; she couldn’t believe that Skully was dead, and that she was now the captain. She never imagined herself as a captain… everything was very overwhelming for her.
Lurg busted into the kitchen.
Captain, we have a situation on the deck, ye must come to resolve it, Lurg said. Ursula just stood there.
Aye, Lurg is talking to ye Ursula—Vasca said to Ursula.
Oh right, I’m on me way, she said. Ursula ran to the deck. There was madness everywhere. The ship was being attacked by monkeys. There were monkeys everywhere. The monkeys were slapping the crew, stealing things, making weird monkey calls, and hurling their poop.
What do we do captain? Bella Dizzy covered in monkey poop asked Ursula.
Steer the ship, if we gain speed we can throw the monkeys into the water and they wont be able to climb back on the ship.
Bella Dizzy began to steer the ship.
Captain Ursula, we have a problem—Finale said.
Aye, what is it? Ursula asked.
If the monkeys bite ye, then ye become a monkey, just look at Condi! Finale said to Ursula.
It was true Condi was acting like a monkey, running around naked, slapping the crew, throwing poop at Cannons, and picking and eating bugs out of Bella Dizzys hair.
Captain Ursula we have another problem—Bella Dizzy said to her.
What it’s be? Ursula said, panicking starting to sweat.
There’s a huge rock in the waters ahead of us and I can’t steer the ship around it—Bella said to her. It was true Ursula ran over and tried to move the wheel, but the wheel wouldn’t move they were headed straight for the rock. The ship went striaght into the rock, making a thunderous noise, shaking the deck. Ursula when nutty and began to whack and kill the monkeys with a pot she got from the kitchen. She was running crazily whacked to death every monkey that she saw. In the madness of it all she accidentally whacked and killed FlayBlade. She cried as she saw FlayBlade’s dead body. Suddenly a monkey grabbed on the back of her neck. Ursula shrived, as she knew the monkey was going to bite her and turn her into a monkey also. She tried to scream but she couldn’t. Why cant I scream she thought, I need someone to help me. I have to scream, she tried but nothing came out…
Chapter 31
Chapter 31
My Life on Tora Bora Bora—The Story of Maximo
Skully and crew set out to find Clive Saltdogg. Hackin Eve told Skully that he used to frequent the bars on Island Marco. The crew was about 2 weeks off from Island Marco, but sailing weather that day was very good.
Oy, Captain. Lurg Said. Aye there bes a storm brewing for tonight.
Aye, aint nothing the ship can’t handle, Skully replied to him.
The day went by pretty uneventfully as they sailed along. Once evening came Maximo began to tell a story about his life on Tora Bora Bora, of course he told it to Hackin Eve and she interpreted it for everyone.
For many many years Tora Bora Bora was completely uninhabhitated by humans. But we always had the threat of the evil Beowulf. The Beowulf was a beast that only hunted and ate jackalopes. Jackalopes like myself were once peaceful gentile animals but once humans came we had to change our image—we had to be known as tough fierce animals. When the BlueBeard clan came to our island to use it as a hideout for the opium trade they killed many jackalopes. My mother, father, and many of my siblings were killed.
How many siblings did you have? Skully asked Maximo and Hackin Eve.
Hundreds, Hackin Eve said as she interpreted Maximo. Or at least I did. Before I left the island there was a genocide by the humans and the Beowulf, our species stopped living in communities and we only socialized with each other during mating season.
Oy, Bella Dizzy would love that lifestyle—horny unsocial bitch. Cannons said of Bella Dizzy. Bella Dizzy backhanded Cannons. Lurg quickly got in the middle of the two. As entertaining as a Bella Dizzy/Cannons McGee fight was the crew was more interested in Maximo’s life story.
Please continue Maximo and Hackin’ Eve—Skully said.
Once a jackalope is born they live with their mothers for 6 months before they go for on their own. Jackalopes are friends with all the animals in the forests on the island.
Thunderstruck over in the distance of the ship. It was clear that a storm was coming.
Maximo continued. Jackalopes are known endangered species. Before I left the island it would often be weeks or months until I found another jackalope. I found myself very lonely and very bored, so I began to watch the Acker brothers as they built the secret hideout on the island. I studied those humans and learned to understand their language. It was more than 5 months after the Ackers came to the island that you guys came visiting, and that when I met Hackin Eve and my life changed forever. I got enough courage to go up to Hackin Eve while she was peeing and I talked to her, and to my amazement she understood me. I was amazing, but our time was cut short as we heard screams coming from the field—and Hackin’ Eve’s mates were all taken captive. I watched as Hackin Eve attacked the men, killing three of them, and I watched as the other four had her surrounded, so I made a call and out of nowhere came about 7 jackalopes and together we attacked, and we saved Hackin Eve and her mates, it was simply amazing. The happiest day of my life came when I was asked to join the Judith Prosperous. And here I am still on the ship.
Wow Maximo, that is such a great story—Jolly Roger said sarcastically as he rolled his eyes.
Shut up Jolly Roger, I enjoyed it. Said Bella Dizzy.
The ship began to enter stormy waters the sky was dark. Skully decided that it was time to call it a night, and the crew went to their cabins. Ursula was a little hungry and decided to make herself a sandwich in the kitchen. But when she was in the kitchen, the ship was bouncing on horribly rough waters, and Ursula fell to the ground hitting her head, knocking her out cold.
My Life on Tora Bora Bora—The Story of Maximo
Skully and crew set out to find Clive Saltdogg. Hackin Eve told Skully that he used to frequent the bars on Island Marco. The crew was about 2 weeks off from Island Marco, but sailing weather that day was very good.
Oy, Captain. Lurg Said. Aye there bes a storm brewing for tonight.
Aye, aint nothing the ship can’t handle, Skully replied to him.
The day went by pretty uneventfully as they sailed along. Once evening came Maximo began to tell a story about his life on Tora Bora Bora, of course he told it to Hackin Eve and she interpreted it for everyone.
For many many years Tora Bora Bora was completely uninhabhitated by humans. But we always had the threat of the evil Beowulf. The Beowulf was a beast that only hunted and ate jackalopes. Jackalopes like myself were once peaceful gentile animals but once humans came we had to change our image—we had to be known as tough fierce animals. When the BlueBeard clan came to our island to use it as a hideout for the opium trade they killed many jackalopes. My mother, father, and many of my siblings were killed.
How many siblings did you have? Skully asked Maximo and Hackin Eve.
Hundreds, Hackin Eve said as she interpreted Maximo. Or at least I did. Before I left the island there was a genocide by the humans and the Beowulf, our species stopped living in communities and we only socialized with each other during mating season.
Oy, Bella Dizzy would love that lifestyle—horny unsocial bitch. Cannons said of Bella Dizzy. Bella Dizzy backhanded Cannons. Lurg quickly got in the middle of the two. As entertaining as a Bella Dizzy/Cannons McGee fight was the crew was more interested in Maximo’s life story.
Please continue Maximo and Hackin’ Eve—Skully said.
Once a jackalope is born they live with their mothers for 6 months before they go for on their own. Jackalopes are friends with all the animals in the forests on the island.
Thunderstruck over in the distance of the ship. It was clear that a storm was coming.
Maximo continued. Jackalopes are known endangered species. Before I left the island it would often be weeks or months until I found another jackalope. I found myself very lonely and very bored, so I began to watch the Acker brothers as they built the secret hideout on the island. I studied those humans and learned to understand their language. It was more than 5 months after the Ackers came to the island that you guys came visiting, and that when I met Hackin Eve and my life changed forever. I got enough courage to go up to Hackin Eve while she was peeing and I talked to her, and to my amazement she understood me. I was amazing, but our time was cut short as we heard screams coming from the field—and Hackin’ Eve’s mates were all taken captive. I watched as Hackin Eve attacked the men, killing three of them, and I watched as the other four had her surrounded, so I made a call and out of nowhere came about 7 jackalopes and together we attacked, and we saved Hackin Eve and her mates, it was simply amazing. The happiest day of my life came when I was asked to join the Judith Prosperous. And here I am still on the ship.
Wow Maximo, that is such a great story—Jolly Roger said sarcastically as he rolled his eyes.
Shut up Jolly Roger, I enjoyed it. Said Bella Dizzy.
The ship began to enter stormy waters the sky was dark. Skully decided that it was time to call it a night, and the crew went to their cabins. Ursula was a little hungry and decided to make herself a sandwich in the kitchen. But when she was in the kitchen, the ship was bouncing on horribly rough waters, and Ursula fell to the ground hitting her head, knocking her out cold.
Monday, June 18, 2007
Chapter 30
Chapter 30
The celebrations began early that day on Green Maria Island. Just as the sun was shining bright the crews of the Judith Prosperous and the Blood Galleon were awakening to the sounds of music—trumpets and other horns. Skully thought of the day’s agenda. Trumpets would awaken the group at 8am. They would then clean up and meet for breakfast at 9. At 11am there would be a ceremony given by the Spanish Armada honoring the group for either efforts. At 1:30pm there would be lunch. The rest of the day would be spent having events and activities till a dinner at 6. The dinner would be followed by a memorial service for those who are lost, and finally the rest of the night would be spent at the bar.
The day passed by with a lot of fun and a lot of drinking, until 6pm came and the group held a memorial service for those who were lost. Richart, Audra and Princess Nicolette Adelaide went to the stage at the front of the group to remember Princess Antoinette Violetta.
She was on the path to become a great Queen, she had all the qualities of a great Queen, and she was smart, beautiful, classy, down-to-earth, and caring. She will be greatly missed by the people of Spain—Richart said of the Princess.
I remember growing up and whenever I had a problem I would turn to my oldest sister Antoinette Violetta-- Audra began to say-- she was always there for me and was always so caring, I greatly admired the fact that she loved being a royal princess, she cared so much about the people of Spain, and even though I didn’t care to be a royal, she loved it and never abused her power. I truly feel bad for the people of Spain, Antoinette would have been a great Queen, now they are doomed, the future has gone from being classy and elegant to trashy and unclassy now that Nicole……. Lurg ran on stage and grabbed Audra and covered her mouth, for she was drunk and should be speaking out about her Nicolette in that way, even if she was trashy and unclassy. Nicolette shot Audra a horrible look.
Ursula and Skully came on stage to remember Chester Buoy. Their speech was simple yet emotional. Most everyone had tears in their eyes. Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser came on stage to give a speech about their mother. Bella Dizzy was still crying. Venom Kisser began by making a shocking statement.
Before we begin I need to tell everyone that my mother did have a secret love child with Clegg Bluebeard. That secret love child is here in this room with us. It’s Cannons McGee. Cannons was told earlier that day about the news, but she was still shocked she couldn’t believe it. Cannons walked to the stage.
I was told that my mother was Liza Dregg this morning by Venom Kisser and a wave of emotions over came me. At first I was afraid, I was petrified, kept thinking I could never live with Bella as my sista. And then I thought how horrible it is to be a BlueBeard. And then I liked the idea of having Venom Kisser as a sister, I was liked her, but then I remember Bella Dizzy and anger grow inside of me, I really hate her, and now knowing that she is my sister I want to go hang myself on the mast of the Blood Galleon, or better yet ill hang her! Cannons rambled on about her hatred of Bella Dizzy, until Bella backhanded her, sending her flying off the stage, Cannons got and grabbed a chair and charged at Bella… but Venom Kisser intervened and stopped the two from fighting.
Please you two, we are here to remember our mother—Venom said to them. After the memorial for Liza Dregg,
Kittie came on stage to remember her baby.
My baby was lost during my time being held captive by the BlueBeards, the baby was truly a blessing for me because Barron and I had great difficulty in having a baby, he tried for many years to get pregnant and when my baby came it was a blessing, he was the world to me—and now he is gone, Kittie said as she began to weep. The memorial service concluded after that. As everyone was quietly leaving Captainess Kittie waved Skully over to her.
Skully—she began—there’s something you need to know about the baby.
Oy yes, he’s missing—Skully incorrectly answered by stating a clear fact.
Yes Skully but also… Barron and I tried everything to have that baby for years, but nothing worked, and we discovered that Barron couldn’t have children of his own… so we used you to be the surrogate father—Kittie said to him.
Oy, ye used me, not for sex? But to get ye preggers? Skully was shocked.
We named our baby Skully von Black—Kittie said to him.
Aye, I would have named him Tiger von Black, Skully said to Kittie as he winked. And she blushed.
******
The best part of the day came as everyone convened on the town’s bar. Everyone was having a merry o’ time. Lurg set up a table and was playing cards with Gale Arm, Blood Claw, Razorwind, Richart and Vasca De Gama. Ursula and Skull Cleavage were at the bar heavily flirting with the elderly bartender. Barron was telling stories to Maximo. Cats Eyes, Venom Kisser, and Knife Bane drunkenly sang horribly to the music that was being played. IronFist sat alone in a corner; because of course he felt that he is better then everyone else. Kittie and Deidre sat at a table and discussed magic. Audra was across the bar setting up a trap for Barron. Elmer Knifenose, Sid Cutler, Tobias Brower and Radley Cutler sat at the bar drinking pints. Bella Dizzy and Cannons were fighting for the attention of Jaques Rumswiller. Bella Dizzy had just finished her thimble sized drink, and was drunk. Dancing were Condi with Jane Smythe, Jolly Roger with Finale, and FlayBlade with Hackin Eve. Wait where’s Skully?
Suddenly the door blow open, the music stopped and Skully came in dressed in his infamous purple velvet suit and purple peacock hair. Everyone jaws dropped, and after a moment of complete silence the place erupted in laughter.
Aye, yes, mateys I still have this fine suit—Skully said to everyone. Skully joined the dancing and danced arm-in-arm with FlayBlade.
Why is it every time we’re at the bar that Skully and FlayBlade end up dancing arm in arm—Barron asked Kittie.
I dunt know Barron, its Skully. Kittie said to Barron.
After a few hours and many drinks Skully was dancing on the bar, doing a little jigg, as the elderly bartender whom Ursula and Skull Cleavage were lusting over, was trying to swat a broom at Skully.
Audra called Barron over to her.
Aye, me smallest matey, ye beckon? Asked Barron
Oy, yes Barron, I want to show ye something—Audra said as she pushed Barron backwards, making him fall into a large barrel.
A BARREL FULL OF FROGS!! Barron yelled and began to laugh. Everyone in the bar once again began to erupt in laughter.
Skully was sitting at the bar when a man in a dark cloak with his face hidden walked up to him.
Skully One-Eye—the man said. And Skully turned to the man.
The one and only—Skully said. The man handed Skully an envelope, Skully looked down at the envelope, and looked back up, but the man was gone.
Skully opened the letter. It said:
Help me Skully One Eye
Yer me only hope.
Cap'n Clive Saltdogg
What does this mean—Skully shouted.
Who is Clive Saltdogg and why does he want my help? Skully said out loud.
I can explain who is he—said Hackin Eve.
He’s an old captain of mine, he knew that I was sailing with ye, and must be in trouble. We must help him Skully—Hackin Eve said to him.
******
The next morning was a somber time. Not just because Jaques was freed from Bella Dizzy’s room but also because Richart, the dead princess, Princess Nicolette Adelaide and the Spanish Armada left for Spain.
Barron, Kittie and the rest of the crew were about to leave on the Blood Galleon.
It’s been a blast sailing with ye again Skully—Barron said.
Oy ye too matey, i've enjoyed ye company—Skully replied. But fear not, we shall sail together again soon.
Aye, yes, we’ll I’m sure ill see ye sailing in the seas—Barron said. Barron on the crew sailed away on the Blood Galleon. Leaving Cannons, FlayBlade and Jolly Roger to join the Judith Prosperous.
The crew of the Judith Prosperous now consists of:
Captain Skully One-Eye—Captain.
Lurg The Fist—1st Mate.
Yellow Condi Hackins—2nd Mate.
Bella Dizzy The Bitter—Medic/Bartender.
Audra Bellamy
(aka Princess Isabella Audra Constantinople)—Ship’s Entertainment/Deck Crew.
Hackin’ Eve Bones—Livestock caretaker/dungeon caretaker.
Jolly Roger—Cannon Smith
Finale The Periwinkle—Cannon Smith.
Jaques Rumswiller—Deck Crew.
Cannons McGee—Medic/Deck Crew.
FlayBlade—Deck Crew.
Ursula Birdwind—Cook.
Maximo—Lookout guard.
Vasca De Gama—Deck Crew.
Madison Oceanus—Underwater search n’ rescue.
Deidre Vasquez—Witch.
Jane Smythe—Deck Crew.
The celebrations began early that day on Green Maria Island. Just as the sun was shining bright the crews of the Judith Prosperous and the Blood Galleon were awakening to the sounds of music—trumpets and other horns. Skully thought of the day’s agenda. Trumpets would awaken the group at 8am. They would then clean up and meet for breakfast at 9. At 11am there would be a ceremony given by the Spanish Armada honoring the group for either efforts. At 1:30pm there would be lunch. The rest of the day would be spent having events and activities till a dinner at 6. The dinner would be followed by a memorial service for those who are lost, and finally the rest of the night would be spent at the bar.
The day passed by with a lot of fun and a lot of drinking, until 6pm came and the group held a memorial service for those who were lost. Richart, Audra and Princess Nicolette Adelaide went to the stage at the front of the group to remember Princess Antoinette Violetta.
She was on the path to become a great Queen, she had all the qualities of a great Queen, and she was smart, beautiful, classy, down-to-earth, and caring. She will be greatly missed by the people of Spain—Richart said of the Princess.
I remember growing up and whenever I had a problem I would turn to my oldest sister Antoinette Violetta-- Audra began to say-- she was always there for me and was always so caring, I greatly admired the fact that she loved being a royal princess, she cared so much about the people of Spain, and even though I didn’t care to be a royal, she loved it and never abused her power. I truly feel bad for the people of Spain, Antoinette would have been a great Queen, now they are doomed, the future has gone from being classy and elegant to trashy and unclassy now that Nicole……. Lurg ran on stage and grabbed Audra and covered her mouth, for she was drunk and should be speaking out about her Nicolette in that way, even if she was trashy and unclassy. Nicolette shot Audra a horrible look.
Ursula and Skully came on stage to remember Chester Buoy. Their speech was simple yet emotional. Most everyone had tears in their eyes. Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser came on stage to give a speech about their mother. Bella Dizzy was still crying. Venom Kisser began by making a shocking statement.
Before we begin I need to tell everyone that my mother did have a secret love child with Clegg Bluebeard. That secret love child is here in this room with us. It’s Cannons McGee. Cannons was told earlier that day about the news, but she was still shocked she couldn’t believe it. Cannons walked to the stage.
I was told that my mother was Liza Dregg this morning by Venom Kisser and a wave of emotions over came me. At first I was afraid, I was petrified, kept thinking I could never live with Bella as my sista. And then I thought how horrible it is to be a BlueBeard. And then I liked the idea of having Venom Kisser as a sister, I was liked her, but then I remember Bella Dizzy and anger grow inside of me, I really hate her, and now knowing that she is my sister I want to go hang myself on the mast of the Blood Galleon, or better yet ill hang her! Cannons rambled on about her hatred of Bella Dizzy, until Bella backhanded her, sending her flying off the stage, Cannons got and grabbed a chair and charged at Bella… but Venom Kisser intervened and stopped the two from fighting.
Please you two, we are here to remember our mother—Venom said to them. After the memorial for Liza Dregg,
Kittie came on stage to remember her baby.
My baby was lost during my time being held captive by the BlueBeards, the baby was truly a blessing for me because Barron and I had great difficulty in having a baby, he tried for many years to get pregnant and when my baby came it was a blessing, he was the world to me—and now he is gone, Kittie said as she began to weep. The memorial service concluded after that. As everyone was quietly leaving Captainess Kittie waved Skully over to her.
Skully—she began—there’s something you need to know about the baby.
Oy yes, he’s missing—Skully incorrectly answered by stating a clear fact.
Yes Skully but also… Barron and I tried everything to have that baby for years, but nothing worked, and we discovered that Barron couldn’t have children of his own… so we used you to be the surrogate father—Kittie said to him.
Oy, ye used me, not for sex? But to get ye preggers? Skully was shocked.
We named our baby Skully von Black—Kittie said to him.
Aye, I would have named him Tiger von Black, Skully said to Kittie as he winked. And she blushed.
******
The best part of the day came as everyone convened on the town’s bar. Everyone was having a merry o’ time. Lurg set up a table and was playing cards with Gale Arm, Blood Claw, Razorwind, Richart and Vasca De Gama. Ursula and Skull Cleavage were at the bar heavily flirting with the elderly bartender. Barron was telling stories to Maximo. Cats Eyes, Venom Kisser, and Knife Bane drunkenly sang horribly to the music that was being played. IronFist sat alone in a corner; because of course he felt that he is better then everyone else. Kittie and Deidre sat at a table and discussed magic. Audra was across the bar setting up a trap for Barron. Elmer Knifenose, Sid Cutler, Tobias Brower and Radley Cutler sat at the bar drinking pints. Bella Dizzy and Cannons were fighting for the attention of Jaques Rumswiller. Bella Dizzy had just finished her thimble sized drink, and was drunk. Dancing were Condi with Jane Smythe, Jolly Roger with Finale, and FlayBlade with Hackin Eve. Wait where’s Skully?
Suddenly the door blow open, the music stopped and Skully came in dressed in his infamous purple velvet suit and purple peacock hair. Everyone jaws dropped, and after a moment of complete silence the place erupted in laughter.
Aye, yes, mateys I still have this fine suit—Skully said to everyone. Skully joined the dancing and danced arm-in-arm with FlayBlade.
Why is it every time we’re at the bar that Skully and FlayBlade end up dancing arm in arm—Barron asked Kittie.
I dunt know Barron, its Skully. Kittie said to Barron.
After a few hours and many drinks Skully was dancing on the bar, doing a little jigg, as the elderly bartender whom Ursula and Skull Cleavage were lusting over, was trying to swat a broom at Skully.
Audra called Barron over to her.
Aye, me smallest matey, ye beckon? Asked Barron
Oy, yes Barron, I want to show ye something—Audra said as she pushed Barron backwards, making him fall into a large barrel.
A BARREL FULL OF FROGS!! Barron yelled and began to laugh. Everyone in the bar once again began to erupt in laughter.
Skully was sitting at the bar when a man in a dark cloak with his face hidden walked up to him.
Skully One-Eye—the man said. And Skully turned to the man.
The one and only—Skully said. The man handed Skully an envelope, Skully looked down at the envelope, and looked back up, but the man was gone.
Skully opened the letter. It said:
Help me Skully One Eye
Yer me only hope.
Cap'n Clive Saltdogg
What does this mean—Skully shouted.
Who is Clive Saltdogg and why does he want my help? Skully said out loud.
I can explain who is he—said Hackin Eve.
He’s an old captain of mine, he knew that I was sailing with ye, and must be in trouble. We must help him Skully—Hackin Eve said to him.
******
The next morning was a somber time. Not just because Jaques was freed from Bella Dizzy’s room but also because Richart, the dead princess, Princess Nicolette Adelaide and the Spanish Armada left for Spain.
Barron, Kittie and the rest of the crew were about to leave on the Blood Galleon.
It’s been a blast sailing with ye again Skully—Barron said.
Oy ye too matey, i've enjoyed ye company—Skully replied. But fear not, we shall sail together again soon.
Aye, yes, we’ll I’m sure ill see ye sailing in the seas—Barron said. Barron on the crew sailed away on the Blood Galleon. Leaving Cannons, FlayBlade and Jolly Roger to join the Judith Prosperous.
The crew of the Judith Prosperous now consists of:
Captain Skully One-Eye—Captain.
Lurg The Fist—1st Mate.
Yellow Condi Hackins—2nd Mate.
Bella Dizzy The Bitter—Medic/Bartender.
Audra Bellamy
(aka Princess Isabella Audra Constantinople)—Ship’s Entertainment/Deck Crew.
Hackin’ Eve Bones—Livestock caretaker/dungeon caretaker.
Jolly Roger—Cannon Smith
Finale The Periwinkle—Cannon Smith.
Jaques Rumswiller—Deck Crew.
Cannons McGee—Medic/Deck Crew.
FlayBlade—Deck Crew.
Ursula Birdwind—Cook.
Maximo—Lookout guard.
Vasca De Gama—Deck Crew.
Madison Oceanus—Underwater search n’ rescue.
Deidre Vasquez—Witch.
Jane Smythe—Deck Crew.
Chapter 29
Chapter 29
After a night of rest and some time to allow the pirates to eat and clean up, Skully, Barron and Richart were deciding what the future holds for them. Richart decided that he and the Spanish Armada would go back to Spain, and he would take the body of Princess Antoinette Violetta, and the living princess, and also deliver the bad news to the Queen. Skully and his crew would return to the Judith Prosperous and Barron and his crew would be on their merry way on the Blood Galleon. But first the whole group would have a big party-celebration.
Meanwhile, as Skully, Barron and Richart were having their discussion, the crew of the ships was gossiping about the presence of Maeghan Belle. They were mad that Skully saved her and brought her with them, for they decided that she was evil and many times before tired to kill and hurt Skully, and that she would again try to. Bella Dizzy decided that she needed to talk with Skully about it, and while she would, a bunch of the piratess’ would give Maeghan a little “talk” of their own.
Skully met up again with the rest of the crew later that afternoon.
Skully, can I speak to you for a second? Bella asked him.
Of course matey Dizzy—he said.
Meself and a few of the other pirates are a little concerned about the fact that ye saved Maeghan Belle and brought her here with us, we feel that she will hurt ye again, Bella said.
Never fear my large breasted friend, for everything will be ok—Skully said to her.
During Skully’s and Bella’s conversation, Audra Bellamy, Finale, Ursula, and Cannons found Maeghan Belle in her cabin. The piratess’ quickly surrounded her and began to question her. Maeghan got very nervous. The piratess’ were getting more and more intense while questioning her. Finally Audra jumped into the air and punched Maeghan in the face. And that set off the 3 other piratess’ to attack also. The dust up only lasted for a few minutes until Barron walked by.
Oy, look what ye did, now the low-life scum of a woman is layin’ on the ground cryin, Skully aint gonna be too happy, mateys—Barron said to them.
Audra walk with me and let me tell ye about the time I gave a mate of mine a barrel of frogs—Barron said to her. Audra hung her head as she walked down the hallway with Barron as he told her this story again. The rest of the pirates’ laughed at Audra and ran back upstairs to the deck, leaving Maeghan cry on the ground.
That afternoon Skully got a small ship run by a few members of the Spanish Armada and set off to a small nearby island called St. George Island with Maeghan Belle. Not a lot of the pirates knew of the island but Skully did and was very welcomed their by the inhabitants of the island. The inhabitants of the island were dwarfs, and not very welcoming of pirates. Theres a reason that Skully is welcomed on the island, but it’s a secret. Maeghan Belle thought that Skully had brought her to the island to marry her, as did Skully’s mates, and they were all pissed, Maeghan was very happy that she was seemingly able to trick Skully into her wicked games. Skully and Maeghan walked down a path on the island talking to all the little dwarfs that they passed, till finally they got to a soaring tower. The tower was surrounded by a moat and only had windows at the very top; the tower was over 100 feet high (which is really a great feat for a dwarf to accomplish). Skully told Maeghan to go inside the tower, and climb all the way to the top. So Maeghan Belle thinking that she was going to be married in the tower, she happily squeezed through the little dwarf size door, and climbed the stairs to the top. Once she looked down she saw Skully commanding 3 little dwarfs as they began to mortar cement and rocks over the door.
Skully, she screamed down to him, what are you doing, you can’t do this?
Aye, but I can, the dwarfs will leave a little opening for which they will serve ye breakfast, lunch and dinner—Skully said to her.
But how long are ye leaving me here for? She asked him.
Aye, forever—Skully said to her. Skully began to walk back down the path to the boat.
But i'm pregnant, she said.
Not with my baby, Skully thought to himself.
Once Skully got back to the group of pirates, it was dusk now; he told them all about trapping Maeghan in the tower. They were very happy to hear that he didn’t get tricked by her again. He announced that tomorrow would be the big party, the group went to dinner.
After everyone had gone to bed, Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser were outside in the dark cool night under the moonlight. Bella Dizzy was crying about her mother’s death, and Venom Kisser was trying to consol her. Bella Dizzy took her mothers death very hard, even though she had only known her mother for a few months.
Unexpectedly a glowing figure began to float towards them.
Serendipity, is that you? Venom Kisser asked. But no it wasn’t. It was the apparition of their Liza Dregg.
Mom!! Both of the girls said at the same time.
Yes its me, Liza said.
Oh mom, I cant believe your dead, I didn’t even get to spend much time with you—Bella said to her.
I will always be with you, watching out for you—Liza Dregg said.
Even when I’m having sex??—Bella Asked. Venom Kisser just shook her head.
There is something that you girls need to know, you too have a sister—Liza Dregg said. She began to fad away again.
Who?—Venom Kisser asked.
Just before she disappeared, Liza Dregg managed to say “McGee”.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—Bella screamed.
After a night of rest and some time to allow the pirates to eat and clean up, Skully, Barron and Richart were deciding what the future holds for them. Richart decided that he and the Spanish Armada would go back to Spain, and he would take the body of Princess Antoinette Violetta, and the living princess, and also deliver the bad news to the Queen. Skully and his crew would return to the Judith Prosperous and Barron and his crew would be on their merry way on the Blood Galleon. But first the whole group would have a big party-celebration.
Meanwhile, as Skully, Barron and Richart were having their discussion, the crew of the ships was gossiping about the presence of Maeghan Belle. They were mad that Skully saved her and brought her with them, for they decided that she was evil and many times before tired to kill and hurt Skully, and that she would again try to. Bella Dizzy decided that she needed to talk with Skully about it, and while she would, a bunch of the piratess’ would give Maeghan a little “talk” of their own.
Skully met up again with the rest of the crew later that afternoon.
Skully, can I speak to you for a second? Bella asked him.
Of course matey Dizzy—he said.
Meself and a few of the other pirates are a little concerned about the fact that ye saved Maeghan Belle and brought her here with us, we feel that she will hurt ye again, Bella said.
Never fear my large breasted friend, for everything will be ok—Skully said to her.
During Skully’s and Bella’s conversation, Audra Bellamy, Finale, Ursula, and Cannons found Maeghan Belle in her cabin. The piratess’ quickly surrounded her and began to question her. Maeghan got very nervous. The piratess’ were getting more and more intense while questioning her. Finally Audra jumped into the air and punched Maeghan in the face. And that set off the 3 other piratess’ to attack also. The dust up only lasted for a few minutes until Barron walked by.
Oy, look what ye did, now the low-life scum of a woman is layin’ on the ground cryin, Skully aint gonna be too happy, mateys—Barron said to them.
Audra walk with me and let me tell ye about the time I gave a mate of mine a barrel of frogs—Barron said to her. Audra hung her head as she walked down the hallway with Barron as he told her this story again. The rest of the pirates’ laughed at Audra and ran back upstairs to the deck, leaving Maeghan cry on the ground.
That afternoon Skully got a small ship run by a few members of the Spanish Armada and set off to a small nearby island called St. George Island with Maeghan Belle. Not a lot of the pirates knew of the island but Skully did and was very welcomed their by the inhabitants of the island. The inhabitants of the island were dwarfs, and not very welcoming of pirates. Theres a reason that Skully is welcomed on the island, but it’s a secret. Maeghan Belle thought that Skully had brought her to the island to marry her, as did Skully’s mates, and they were all pissed, Maeghan was very happy that she was seemingly able to trick Skully into her wicked games. Skully and Maeghan walked down a path on the island talking to all the little dwarfs that they passed, till finally they got to a soaring tower. The tower was surrounded by a moat and only had windows at the very top; the tower was over 100 feet high (which is really a great feat for a dwarf to accomplish). Skully told Maeghan to go inside the tower, and climb all the way to the top. So Maeghan Belle thinking that she was going to be married in the tower, she happily squeezed through the little dwarf size door, and climbed the stairs to the top. Once she looked down she saw Skully commanding 3 little dwarfs as they began to mortar cement and rocks over the door.
Skully, she screamed down to him, what are you doing, you can’t do this?
Aye, but I can, the dwarfs will leave a little opening for which they will serve ye breakfast, lunch and dinner—Skully said to her.
But how long are ye leaving me here for? She asked him.
Aye, forever—Skully said to her. Skully began to walk back down the path to the boat.
But i'm pregnant, she said.
Not with my baby, Skully thought to himself.
Once Skully got back to the group of pirates, it was dusk now; he told them all about trapping Maeghan in the tower. They were very happy to hear that he didn’t get tricked by her again. He announced that tomorrow would be the big party, the group went to dinner.
After everyone had gone to bed, Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser were outside in the dark cool night under the moonlight. Bella Dizzy was crying about her mother’s death, and Venom Kisser was trying to consol her. Bella Dizzy took her mothers death very hard, even though she had only known her mother for a few months.
Unexpectedly a glowing figure began to float towards them.
Serendipity, is that you? Venom Kisser asked. But no it wasn’t. It was the apparition of their Liza Dregg.
Mom!! Both of the girls said at the same time.
Yes its me, Liza said.
Oh mom, I cant believe your dead, I didn’t even get to spend much time with you—Bella said to her.
I will always be with you, watching out for you—Liza Dregg said.
Even when I’m having sex??—Bella Asked. Venom Kisser just shook her head.
There is something that you girls need to know, you too have a sister—Liza Dregg said. She began to fad away again.
Who?—Venom Kisser asked.
Just before she disappeared, Liza Dregg managed to say “McGee”.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—Bella screamed.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Chapter 28
Chapter 28
Skully, Barron and crew awoke from getting a few hours of sleep, and it was now a nice sunny day. It the first time that the crew has seen a sunny warm day since the Black Betty first sank. FlyBlade had been keeping guard all night in case any of the BlueBeard men should still be alive, which is doubtful, everyone in the place had been slaughtered. The only person unaccounted for was Bully Hayes, but he could have perished in the fire. Skully and Barron awoke at the same time, for they had been sleeping arm-in–arm under a large oak tree. Skully looked up at the palace still smothering, completely destroyed.
Aye, Captains—FlayBlade began.
Look at there into the horizon, FlayBlade said as he pointed out beyond the cliff into the water.
Why it’s the Spanish Armada, Madison did it she got to them—Skully shouted happily, awakening everyone else.
Oy, yes Skully, but the thing is we don’t need any back up, matey, we have destroyed the BlueBeards all by ourselves—Barron said to Skully.
Aye, yes but we do need to get off this dreadful island. Skully said back to him.
True, true, said Barron.
CREW!! EVERYONE WAKE UP!! Its time to leave this island. Skully was shouting to awaken everyone. The crew began to get their things together. But before they were about to leave someone from inside the palace was screaming Skullys name.
Skully!! Help me Skully—the voice said.
Please don’t go in their Skully, its not structurally sound—Audra said to him. But Skully went into the rubble of the palace none-the-less.
After a few minutes of search Skully found Maeghan Bella trapped under a large cross beam.
Help me Skully—she said. Skully lifted the cross beam off of her, and picked her up and there her over his shoulder, and walked out of the destroyed palace.
As the whole crew walked down a winding ramp that was only thick enough for one person long the cliff, to the beach to wait for rowboats to bring them to the ships. But as the crew walked to the island the unintentionally walked in uniform of high going from the shortest to the tallest. With Maximo leading followed by Audra, Skull Cleave, and Hackin Eve, and ending with Skully, Barron, Lurg, Gale Arm and lastly Jolly Roger.
As they walked along the rocky beach FlayBlade and Cannons McGee were up to their usually flirting/rough-housing ways, FlayBlade pushed Cannons McGee making her fall on the rocks, and she lost a tooth.
The crew met the Spanish Armada ships’ at the beach, the ships at sent out smaller rows boats to gather the crew. Richart directed the ships back to Green Maria Island where the crew will all rest up and clean up. Tomorrow everyone will be going back to there homes. But for now, the pirates were just happy that they were leaving Cross Key Island, former home of the BlueBeards.
Meanwhile on the opposite side of the island Bully Hayes was pulling a rowboat into the water, and in his hands he carried a baby.
Skully, Barron and crew awoke from getting a few hours of sleep, and it was now a nice sunny day. It the first time that the crew has seen a sunny warm day since the Black Betty first sank. FlyBlade had been keeping guard all night in case any of the BlueBeard men should still be alive, which is doubtful, everyone in the place had been slaughtered. The only person unaccounted for was Bully Hayes, but he could have perished in the fire. Skully and Barron awoke at the same time, for they had been sleeping arm-in–arm under a large oak tree. Skully looked up at the palace still smothering, completely destroyed.
Aye, Captains—FlayBlade began.
Look at there into the horizon, FlayBlade said as he pointed out beyond the cliff into the water.
Why it’s the Spanish Armada, Madison did it she got to them—Skully shouted happily, awakening everyone else.
Oy, yes Skully, but the thing is we don’t need any back up, matey, we have destroyed the BlueBeards all by ourselves—Barron said to Skully.
Aye, yes but we do need to get off this dreadful island. Skully said back to him.
True, true, said Barron.
CREW!! EVERYONE WAKE UP!! Its time to leave this island. Skully was shouting to awaken everyone. The crew began to get their things together. But before they were about to leave someone from inside the palace was screaming Skullys name.
Skully!! Help me Skully—the voice said.
Please don’t go in their Skully, its not structurally sound—Audra said to him. But Skully went into the rubble of the palace none-the-less.
After a few minutes of search Skully found Maeghan Bella trapped under a large cross beam.
Help me Skully—she said. Skully lifted the cross beam off of her, and picked her up and there her over his shoulder, and walked out of the destroyed palace.
As the whole crew walked down a winding ramp that was only thick enough for one person long the cliff, to the beach to wait for rowboats to bring them to the ships. But as the crew walked to the island the unintentionally walked in uniform of high going from the shortest to the tallest. With Maximo leading followed by Audra, Skull Cleave, and Hackin Eve, and ending with Skully, Barron, Lurg, Gale Arm and lastly Jolly Roger.
As they walked along the rocky beach FlayBlade and Cannons McGee were up to their usually flirting/rough-housing ways, FlayBlade pushed Cannons McGee making her fall on the rocks, and she lost a tooth.
The crew met the Spanish Armada ships’ at the beach, the ships at sent out smaller rows boats to gather the crew. Richart directed the ships back to Green Maria Island where the crew will all rest up and clean up. Tomorrow everyone will be going back to there homes. But for now, the pirates were just happy that they were leaving Cross Key Island, former home of the BlueBeards.
Meanwhile on the opposite side of the island Bully Hayes was pulling a rowboat into the water, and in his hands he carried a baby.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Chapter 27
Chapter 27
Medusa came out of the interior depths of the palace for the first time in many weeks to see the action that were going on. She went outside and stumbled upon Liza Dreggs’ dead flattened body that was on the ground. Her archenemy was finally dead, she thought to herself. But Medusa now had a very evil plan up her sleeve.
Tres Ackers and Seis Ackers had finally found Hackin’ Eve Bones and Maximo in the library of the palace, it was time for the two Acker’s to get their revenge on Hackin Eve and Maximo for killing their five brothers. Tres and Seis were much stronger now, and would not be as easily defeated like either brothers. Hackin Eve and Maximo were trapped in the library and knew they had to put up a fight of their lives. Hackin Eve was only armed with a dagger, and Maximo… well he had his antlers of course. The two Ackers raced at them and grabbed Eve and powerfully threw her against a bookcase; she fell to the floor unconscious. Maximo jumped up and stuck his antler into Tres Ackers abdomen. Maximo managed to keep the Ackers from getting to Eve until she regained her consciousness, which were only a few minutes. Once Eve was back on her feet, Maximo accidentally let his guard down for a moment. Tres picked him up by his cottontail and threw him out of the room and closed the door. Maximo listen from outside the door to the shouts, grunts, and slams of Eve and the Ackers’ fighting inside. Abruptly a huge bang was heard, and things were silent inside. The jackalope got nervous and started to claw at the door, when it swiftly opened and Hackin Eve walked out, sweating and looking beat down. Maximo looked back into the library and saw a bookcase on top of the two dead Ackers. How Eve managed that one is anyone guess.
In the intervening time, in the next room over Ursula Birdwind and Skull Cleave found Clegg hiding in the study. Clegg thought to himself that the two of them would be no threat to him, because they are both cooks, but he was in for a surprise. Ursula and Skull Cleave went on the attack. Skull Cleave was swinging her ladle (why she had her ladle with her is anyone’s guess) and Ursula was swinging a whisk. The two piratess’ charged at Clegg. As they got closer her began to get scared of them. Skull Cleave smacked him in the hip with the ladle, as Ursula hit him in the arm with the whisk. Clegg know that his time was growing to a quick end if he didn’t do something soon. Skull Cleave and Ursula had Clegg cornered against a wall, he reached into his pocket and put some gun powder into his hand, and then quickly grabbing a torch from the wall he threw the gun powder into the air and blow it into the flame of the torch, making a giant fire ball. Ursula and Skull Cleave dodged the fireball, just in the nick of time. But the fireball raced past them and hit someone whom had just walked into the room. The fireball blackened the persons face and the person fell to the ground screaming. The fireball flew past the person and exploded onto the wall, erupting into a fire. Ursula and Skull Cleave raced over to see who the person was. The person was screaming sounds of death, and the smell of burning flesh filled the air. The persons face was completely burnt off. Clegg ran out of the burning room as Ursula and Skull Cleavage (HAHA) tended to the burn victim. Ursula recognized the shoes the person had on.
I recognize those shoes! This person was a pirate on the Judith Prosperous. It’s umm… Its CHESTER BOUY—Ursula shouted over the screams of Chester.
We have to do something Ursula; he’s dying in pain! —Shouted Skull Cleave.
I know, what should we do, he’s dying such a painful death, replied Skull Cleave.
Are you suggesting we ease the pain, Skull Cleave? Ursula asked as her eyes filled with tears.
We must! Said Skull Cleave.
Ursula knew that Chester was in extreme pain, and even with immediate medical attention he would not make it. So she grabbed his sword, and with tears rolling down her eyes quickly stuck it into his chest, forever releasing him of pain. Ursula and Skull Cleave ran out of the room as the fire began to spread to other rooms of the palace.
Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser were in the grand hallway now on a rampage, killing every one of the BlueBeards’ men that came near them. They were slicing, and chopping and destroying the enemy. Other pirates were in the room also, including Jolly Roger, Finale, Vasca, and everyone of Barron’s’ crew. But suddenly something stopped all of them dead in their tracks. Liza Dregg walked into the room…..
There was something weird about Liza Dregg though, her eyes were yellow and she was acting different.
MOM!! Bella Dizzy screamed as she dropped her sword and ran over to give her mother a hug.
Stop; don’t hug me, Liza Dregg screamed. But Bella Dizzy hugged her anyways.
I was so scared that you were dead—Bella said as they embraced, Bella loosened her hug and stepped back, and as she did a flap of skin fell from the side of Liza’s face. Bella Dizzy screamed as everyone else gasped. At that moment the entire skin on her body began to fall to the ground, and like a butterfly coming out of a cocoon Medusa was reviled.
You put my mothers dead body yourself, to use as a disguise!?!? Bella Screamed.
Yes I did my plan worked. Medusa said.
One of the snakes from atop her head struck Bella Dizzy on the forehead. Bella just stood there staring at Medusa. The bite didn’t go threw all the cloth that was wrapped around her head, covering her wound. Bella Dizzy grabbed her dagger and struck the snake on Medusa’s head. Bella went on to slice every snake off her head, and then finished off, by slicing Medusa in the throat. All the pirates in the grand hallway ran out of the room just as the roof collapsed into the room.
The night began to slowly lighten, as the fire began to tear through the palace. Just outside the palace on the cliff that over looks the sea, Barron told all the pirates to meet outside the palace because the place was going up in flames, but the pirates were slow to come because they were all in battles. Barron Von Black and Captainess Kittie and Audra and Lurg were finally reunited. Kittie told Barron that the baby had been taken from her, and she hasn’t seen him in weeks. One by one the all the pirates came out of the burning palace. Not before along all the pirates along with Richart with the dead princess’ body, the living princess, the Elders’ the new recruits of Jane Smythe and Jaques Rumswiller and the rest of the crew were out of the burning palace, waiting on the cliff for the sun to come up, until someone realized the Skully was missing.
Skully!!! The pirates began to scream. They screamed for nearly 20 minutes for Skully, when two dark figures came walking out of the darkness beside the palace. It was Skully One-Eye and he had Clegg BlueBeard with him, his hands were tied behind his back. Skully released Clegg into the middle of the pirates who formed a ring around him.
Where’s my baby? Kittie asked him.
He must have died in the fire. Replied Clegg.
Bella Dizzy, Venom Kisser, Audra Bellamy, and Kittie began to get closer to Clegg. They were yelling at him and threatening him, because each of them had lost a loved one because of him. Clegg was backed into the edge of the cliff over the water, with the four powerful women coming closer to him. Bella Dizzy, Venom Kisser, Audra Bellamy, and Kittie realized that they had Clegg on the edge of the cliff and to the edge of death, and each one of the women wanted to be the one to push him off the cliff. They began to hip-check, and shove each other out of the way, until they all fell and rolled as one uniform ball into Clegg making him fall off the cliff and into the water below. All the pirates watched as his arms waved about and screamed as he fell into the darkness below.
Medusa came out of the interior depths of the palace for the first time in many weeks to see the action that were going on. She went outside and stumbled upon Liza Dreggs’ dead flattened body that was on the ground. Her archenemy was finally dead, she thought to herself. But Medusa now had a very evil plan up her sleeve.
Tres Ackers and Seis Ackers had finally found Hackin’ Eve Bones and Maximo in the library of the palace, it was time for the two Acker’s to get their revenge on Hackin Eve and Maximo for killing their five brothers. Tres and Seis were much stronger now, and would not be as easily defeated like either brothers. Hackin Eve and Maximo were trapped in the library and knew they had to put up a fight of their lives. Hackin Eve was only armed with a dagger, and Maximo… well he had his antlers of course. The two Ackers raced at them and grabbed Eve and powerfully threw her against a bookcase; she fell to the floor unconscious. Maximo jumped up and stuck his antler into Tres Ackers abdomen. Maximo managed to keep the Ackers from getting to Eve until she regained her consciousness, which were only a few minutes. Once Eve was back on her feet, Maximo accidentally let his guard down for a moment. Tres picked him up by his cottontail and threw him out of the room and closed the door. Maximo listen from outside the door to the shouts, grunts, and slams of Eve and the Ackers’ fighting inside. Abruptly a huge bang was heard, and things were silent inside. The jackalope got nervous and started to claw at the door, when it swiftly opened and Hackin Eve walked out, sweating and looking beat down. Maximo looked back into the library and saw a bookcase on top of the two dead Ackers. How Eve managed that one is anyone guess.
In the intervening time, in the next room over Ursula Birdwind and Skull Cleave found Clegg hiding in the study. Clegg thought to himself that the two of them would be no threat to him, because they are both cooks, but he was in for a surprise. Ursula and Skull Cleave went on the attack. Skull Cleave was swinging her ladle (why she had her ladle with her is anyone’s guess) and Ursula was swinging a whisk. The two piratess’ charged at Clegg. As they got closer her began to get scared of them. Skull Cleave smacked him in the hip with the ladle, as Ursula hit him in the arm with the whisk. Clegg know that his time was growing to a quick end if he didn’t do something soon. Skull Cleave and Ursula had Clegg cornered against a wall, he reached into his pocket and put some gun powder into his hand, and then quickly grabbing a torch from the wall he threw the gun powder into the air and blow it into the flame of the torch, making a giant fire ball. Ursula and Skull Cleave dodged the fireball, just in the nick of time. But the fireball raced past them and hit someone whom had just walked into the room. The fireball blackened the persons face and the person fell to the ground screaming. The fireball flew past the person and exploded onto the wall, erupting into a fire. Ursula and Skull Cleave raced over to see who the person was. The person was screaming sounds of death, and the smell of burning flesh filled the air. The persons face was completely burnt off. Clegg ran out of the burning room as Ursula and Skull Cleavage (HAHA) tended to the burn victim. Ursula recognized the shoes the person had on.
I recognize those shoes! This person was a pirate on the Judith Prosperous. It’s umm… Its CHESTER BOUY—Ursula shouted over the screams of Chester.
We have to do something Ursula; he’s dying in pain! —Shouted Skull Cleave.
I know, what should we do, he’s dying such a painful death, replied Skull Cleave.
Are you suggesting we ease the pain, Skull Cleave? Ursula asked as her eyes filled with tears.
We must! Said Skull Cleave.
Ursula knew that Chester was in extreme pain, and even with immediate medical attention he would not make it. So she grabbed his sword, and with tears rolling down her eyes quickly stuck it into his chest, forever releasing him of pain. Ursula and Skull Cleave ran out of the room as the fire began to spread to other rooms of the palace.
Bella Dizzy and Venom Kisser were in the grand hallway now on a rampage, killing every one of the BlueBeards’ men that came near them. They were slicing, and chopping and destroying the enemy. Other pirates were in the room also, including Jolly Roger, Finale, Vasca, and everyone of Barron’s’ crew. But suddenly something stopped all of them dead in their tracks. Liza Dregg walked into the room…..
There was something weird about Liza Dregg though, her eyes were yellow and she was acting different.
MOM!! Bella Dizzy screamed as she dropped her sword and ran over to give her mother a hug.
Stop; don’t hug me, Liza Dregg screamed. But Bella Dizzy hugged her anyways.
I was so scared that you were dead—Bella said as they embraced, Bella loosened her hug and stepped back, and as she did a flap of skin fell from the side of Liza’s face. Bella Dizzy screamed as everyone else gasped. At that moment the entire skin on her body began to fall to the ground, and like a butterfly coming out of a cocoon Medusa was reviled.
You put my mothers dead body yourself, to use as a disguise!?!? Bella Screamed.
Yes I did my plan worked. Medusa said.
One of the snakes from atop her head struck Bella Dizzy on the forehead. Bella just stood there staring at Medusa. The bite didn’t go threw all the cloth that was wrapped around her head, covering her wound. Bella Dizzy grabbed her dagger and struck the snake on Medusa’s head. Bella went on to slice every snake off her head, and then finished off, by slicing Medusa in the throat. All the pirates in the grand hallway ran out of the room just as the roof collapsed into the room.
The night began to slowly lighten, as the fire began to tear through the palace. Just outside the palace on the cliff that over looks the sea, Barron told all the pirates to meet outside the palace because the place was going up in flames, but the pirates were slow to come because they were all in battles. Barron Von Black and Captainess Kittie and Audra and Lurg were finally reunited. Kittie told Barron that the baby had been taken from her, and she hasn’t seen him in weeks. One by one the all the pirates came out of the burning palace. Not before along all the pirates along with Richart with the dead princess’ body, the living princess, the Elders’ the new recruits of Jane Smythe and Jaques Rumswiller and the rest of the crew were out of the burning palace, waiting on the cliff for the sun to come up, until someone realized the Skully was missing.
Skully!!! The pirates began to scream. They screamed for nearly 20 minutes for Skully, when two dark figures came walking out of the darkness beside the palace. It was Skully One-Eye and he had Clegg BlueBeard with him, his hands were tied behind his back. Skully released Clegg into the middle of the pirates who formed a ring around him.
Where’s my baby? Kittie asked him.
He must have died in the fire. Replied Clegg.
Bella Dizzy, Venom Kisser, Audra Bellamy, and Kittie began to get closer to Clegg. They were yelling at him and threatening him, because each of them had lost a loved one because of him. Clegg was backed into the edge of the cliff over the water, with the four powerful women coming closer to him. Bella Dizzy, Venom Kisser, Audra Bellamy, and Kittie realized that they had Clegg on the edge of the cliff and to the edge of death, and each one of the women wanted to be the one to push him off the cliff. They began to hip-check, and shove each other out of the way, until they all fell and rolled as one uniform ball into Clegg making him fall off the cliff and into the water below. All the pirates watched as his arms waved about and screamed as he fell into the darkness below.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Chapter 26
Bella Dizzy began to wake up again while she was in the tunnel. She looked around and only saw Maximo, and she didn't know how she had gotten there.
What happened? Where are we? She asked Maximo.
Well my dear you see, you were shot in the forehead while fighting on the Dutch Fleut and you had bad brain trauma that made you insane. But I'm glad that you're feeling better now. The pirates are going to need our help, because we are now in the midst of a major battle in the BlueBeards palace-- Maximo said to Bella Dizzy.
We must go save my mother and sister and fellow pirates, Bella declared, as the two of them left the tunnel and headed out into the palace.
Upstairs in Cleggs chambers, Clegg was having a heated argument with Liza Dregg about a missing child the two have, while Venom Kisser and the two princesses watched. Audra Bellamy had climbed just below the balcony of the room and was watching them, when suddenly some of the guardsmen busted through the door.
Sir, one of the guardsmen began; we have a situation going down.
Well actually its two situations, jumped in another guardsmen.
It seems as though we are under attack by Skully and Barron, said the first guardsmen.
BLASTED! Clegg screamed. They lived, that's impossible, the ships had sunk.
Well Bully Hayes and Daris made it back alive, so it's not that impossible—said Princess Nicolette Adelaide. This made Clegg start to fume. Audra climbed down the wall and passed the news down to Skully that Bully Hayes and Daris made it back to the island alive, and that Clegg was not aware of the attack on his palace.
Oh lover boy!! Clegg heard the yell came from below his balcony. Clegg came walked over to the balcony with his guardsmen and looked down to see who had called him. He saw Skully dressed as one of his guardsmen.
Didn't think id make it back alive to come after ya, huh? Skully said to him. As Cannons, Audra, Finale and Jolly Roger began to hurl rocks up at the guardsmen and Clegg. Three out of the five guardsmen were hit, and fell to the floor. And Clegg and the other two guards stepped out of the sight of the pirates on the ground. Suddenly they appeared again, but this time the guardsmen held Liza Dregg in their arms. Venom Kisser yelled to your mother who was now that the edge of the four story high balcony. A loud scream came from the ground near Skully; it was Bella Dizzy and Maximo running over to Skully under the balcony.
Mom!! Bella Dizzy screamed.
You wouldn't tell me where my child is being kept, so you will die. Clegg declared to Liza Dregg, as he gave the guards the order. The guards gave her a shove.
Liza Dregg came falling four stories, and plastered on the grass right in front of Skully and the other pirates, covering them with blood, brain, and guts. Bella Dizzy from the ground and Venom Kisser from up in the balcony began to cry. Clegg with the guardsmen and the princesses retreated and disappeared into the palace. Leaving everyone else to deal with the shock of Liza Dreggs death.
Back in the in other areas of the palace the pirates were all engaged in battles with guards of the BlueBeards. Barron managed to save the prisoners from inside the dungeon, and he was reunited with Kittie, but her baby was still missing.
Skully was still outside the palace under the balcony, when he heard someone calling his name. He looked around and in the window he saw Maeghan Belle. She was calling to him, Skully told his group to go and help Barron and Richart fight, and Skully went running to the window that Maeghan was at.
What do you want?—he asked her.
I want you to save me, Skully.
What do you mean save ye? Ye choose to run off with Daris, and abandon me. Skully said to her.
Yes it true, I hate you and now you’re going to die—Maeghan said to him. As a thunderous noise came from a top the palace, Skully looked up and saw a giant bolder come flying down. Maeghan Belle had set up a trap against him. He managed to jump out of the way, just before it was crush him. The bolder then rolled for awhile on the grass, rolling nearly 300 yards, plowing over Liza Dreggs dead body, making the remains a pancake, the bolder then rolled off the cliff and into the water below.
You managed to dodge that one Skully, but now I’m going to finally kill you—said Daris coming up from behind him. Maeghan Belle watched from the window as Skully and Daris fought on the ground below. Daris came swinging at Skully with a sword, Skully was defense less without any weapons, and he managed to duck under the swings of Daris and finally knocked Daris to the ground. Skully jumped onto Daris and began to slam Daris’ head onto a rock, until his head busted open and his body lay still. Maeghan screamed as Daris lay motionless with his head busted up. Dead.
Inside the palace Audra found Clegg with her two princess sisters alone in a dead-end hallway.
Free my sister, Clegg—she said to him. As she walked closer to him.
Never—he said as he held the two in each arm. Any closer and ill kill them.
Audra stopped moving towards him. Thunderstruck from the night sky outside, and in the flash of the lightning Princess Nicolette Adelaide broke free from Clegg clutches and ran towards Audra. Clegg screamed as he pulled a knife from under his cloak. Audra and Nicolette watched as Clegg stabbed Princess Antoinette Violetta in the chest. She fell to the floor, Audra began to run at Clegg, but he jumped out of the window. Audra looked back at her dying sister. Audra and Nicolette kneeled over Antoinette as a pool of blood surrounded her body.
I love you both, tell Mother that I love her too, and Nicolette, were going to be a great Queen, the heir to the throne of Spain said her finally words…
What happened? Where are we? She asked Maximo.
Well my dear you see, you were shot in the forehead while fighting on the Dutch Fleut and you had bad brain trauma that made you insane. But I'm glad that you're feeling better now. The pirates are going to need our help, because we are now in the midst of a major battle in the BlueBeards palace-- Maximo said to Bella Dizzy.
We must go save my mother and sister and fellow pirates, Bella declared, as the two of them left the tunnel and headed out into the palace.
Upstairs in Cleggs chambers, Clegg was having a heated argument with Liza Dregg about a missing child the two have, while Venom Kisser and the two princesses watched. Audra Bellamy had climbed just below the balcony of the room and was watching them, when suddenly some of the guardsmen busted through the door.
Sir, one of the guardsmen began; we have a situation going down.
Well actually its two situations, jumped in another guardsmen.
It seems as though we are under attack by Skully and Barron, said the first guardsmen.
BLASTED! Clegg screamed. They lived, that's impossible, the ships had sunk.
Well Bully Hayes and Daris made it back alive, so it's not that impossible—said Princess Nicolette Adelaide. This made Clegg start to fume. Audra climbed down the wall and passed the news down to Skully that Bully Hayes and Daris made it back to the island alive, and that Clegg was not aware of the attack on his palace.
Oh lover boy!! Clegg heard the yell came from below his balcony. Clegg came walked over to the balcony with his guardsmen and looked down to see who had called him. He saw Skully dressed as one of his guardsmen.
Didn't think id make it back alive to come after ya, huh? Skully said to him. As Cannons, Audra, Finale and Jolly Roger began to hurl rocks up at the guardsmen and Clegg. Three out of the five guardsmen were hit, and fell to the floor. And Clegg and the other two guards stepped out of the sight of the pirates on the ground. Suddenly they appeared again, but this time the guardsmen held Liza Dregg in their arms. Venom Kisser yelled to your mother who was now that the edge of the four story high balcony. A loud scream came from the ground near Skully; it was Bella Dizzy and Maximo running over to Skully under the balcony.
Mom!! Bella Dizzy screamed.
You wouldn't tell me where my child is being kept, so you will die. Clegg declared to Liza Dregg, as he gave the guards the order. The guards gave her a shove.
Liza Dregg came falling four stories, and plastered on the grass right in front of Skully and the other pirates, covering them with blood, brain, and guts. Bella Dizzy from the ground and Venom Kisser from up in the balcony began to cry. Clegg with the guardsmen and the princesses retreated and disappeared into the palace. Leaving everyone else to deal with the shock of Liza Dreggs death.
Back in the in other areas of the palace the pirates were all engaged in battles with guards of the BlueBeards. Barron managed to save the prisoners from inside the dungeon, and he was reunited with Kittie, but her baby was still missing.
Skully was still outside the palace under the balcony, when he heard someone calling his name. He looked around and in the window he saw Maeghan Belle. She was calling to him, Skully told his group to go and help Barron and Richart fight, and Skully went running to the window that Maeghan was at.
What do you want?—he asked her.
I want you to save me, Skully.
What do you mean save ye? Ye choose to run off with Daris, and abandon me. Skully said to her.
Yes it true, I hate you and now you’re going to die—Maeghan said to him. As a thunderous noise came from a top the palace, Skully looked up and saw a giant bolder come flying down. Maeghan Belle had set up a trap against him. He managed to jump out of the way, just before it was crush him. The bolder then rolled for awhile on the grass, rolling nearly 300 yards, plowing over Liza Dreggs dead body, making the remains a pancake, the bolder then rolled off the cliff and into the water below.
You managed to dodge that one Skully, but now I’m going to finally kill you—said Daris coming up from behind him. Maeghan Belle watched from the window as Skully and Daris fought on the ground below. Daris came swinging at Skully with a sword, Skully was defense less without any weapons, and he managed to duck under the swings of Daris and finally knocked Daris to the ground. Skully jumped onto Daris and began to slam Daris’ head onto a rock, until his head busted open and his body lay still. Maeghan screamed as Daris lay motionless with his head busted up. Dead.
Inside the palace Audra found Clegg with her two princess sisters alone in a dead-end hallway.
Free my sister, Clegg—she said to him. As she walked closer to him.
Never—he said as he held the two in each arm. Any closer and ill kill them.
Audra stopped moving towards him. Thunderstruck from the night sky outside, and in the flash of the lightning Princess Nicolette Adelaide broke free from Clegg clutches and ran towards Audra. Clegg screamed as he pulled a knife from under his cloak. Audra and Nicolette watched as Clegg stabbed Princess Antoinette Violetta in the chest. She fell to the floor, Audra began to run at Clegg, but he jumped out of the window. Audra looked back at her dying sister. Audra and Nicolette kneeled over Antoinette as a pool of blood surrounded her body.
I love you both, tell Mother that I love her too, and Nicolette, were going to be a great Queen, the heir to the throne of Spain said her finally words…
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Chapter 25
Lurg and his fellow prisoners found themselves surrounded in a large arena by nearly a dozen starving raging beasts. Always quick thinking Lurg had a plan.
Oy, Captainess Kittie, do ye know how to make fire? Lurg asked.
Ay, I do Lurg, what do ye have planned? She asked.
Lurg went on telling his plan to the crew.
What I need ye to do is to cast a ring of fire around us, which will keep out that big 10-foot long hog beast, and should keep the wolves away. And what I am thinking is that the lions, tigers and wolves are all starving, and if there is a ring of fire around us then they wont attack us, they will all go after the hog.
Once Lurg was finished telling the group the plan, Captainess Kittie, made a large ring of fire around the group. The ring of fire was able to keep the hog away, and much like Lurg had predicted the lions began to hunt the hog, and the wolves cluttered together and howled. But leaping through the flames came the five tigers, fierce, showing their teeth and drooling as they slowly inch their way towards the prisoners. Hackin Eve jumped forward and started to smoothly talk to the animals, for Hackin Eve had a way with animals, and she could try to reason with them. Lurg warned Hackin Eve that her ways with charming animals wouldn’t work on the tigers but Eve was persistent. The tigers didn’t want any sweetness, they were hungry and wanted to eat. One of the tiger reached out its paw and sliced Hackin Eve across the face. Lurg had seen enough. Lurg quickly pulled Eve away from the tigers, and in the same second took Burt’s sword and slit his throat, killing him…. He then grabbed Burts’ body and in doing so covered himself in blood, and throw Burts’ body to the tigers; they bounced on it at once. The prisoners were safe… for the moment. Something was unleashed in Lurg, he began is crazed warrior, with Burts blood on his face, chest and hands, a dagger in one hand and a sword in the other, he jumped out of the ring of fire, and ran towards the hog, which was being closely stalked by the lions, Lurg raced up to the hog jumping onto it back. And stabbed his sword into the back of its neck, but not enough to kill the beast, but enough to control the movements of the beast by turning his sword. He had the beast race back towards the ring of fire. The lions managed to jump out of the arena and attack some of Cleggs guards who were in the stands. Meanwhile back inside the ring of fire the prisoners were bandaging up Hackin Eves bleeding cheek, and closely watching to make sure the tigers didn’t finish eating their meal yet.
Yelling to Kittie, Lurg said: Take away the flames… get rid of the flames!! Kittie complied, and the flames were gone just as the hog came rushing over, directed by Lurg. And in a thunderous crash of blood, bones, beast, and amazing ness the hog plowed into the tigers trampling them to death. Screams could be heard as the tigers were crushed. Lurg shifted the blade of the sword a few inches killing the hog of a beast. Clegg from his seat in the stands screamed, as his beasts didn’t kill the prisoners. Gates to the arena opened and the wolves and lions ran out into the outside, a few minutes later the BlueBeards guards came into the arena taking the captives back to the dungeon.
Meanwhile back across the island at the bottom of the cliff Skully was getting pretty pissed that there was someone following the crew.
ARGH matey, I cant stand it… the darn fools not even doing a good job to be sneaky! And every time I turn to look at him, he doesn’t hide well. I just wanna throw a rock up there and knock him out! Skully said to Barron and Richart.
Skully grabbed a rock and threw it at the person that was following the group around the island. The man who was following them was on a ledge on the cliff and the rock hit him in the head. The man shook his head in dazement then realized that Skully and Barron were looking straight at him. In trying to hide from the views of Skully and Barron, the person covered his eyes with his hands (one of his hands was missing its ring finger).
Eh, we can still see ya matey—Barron said to the fellow. But he still covered his eyes.
Yes, yes I see ye, hello, I see you—Barron kept saying, as Skully grabbed another rock and hurled it at the fellow. Once he got hit a second time he lost his balance and fell from the ledge onto the ground in front of Barron and Skully. Cannons and FlayBlade picked him up, as he was screaming “not the hair!!! Don’t mess up my hair!!”
Why are ye following us—asked Skully, as Barron held his moon star to his throat.
I was told to, replied the man.
By whom?—asked Richart.
A friend of ye’s, he wanted me to make sure that ye are goin abouts the right direction to get onto the plateau and into the palace—said the man.
Who? Asked Skully. Just as Finale and Jolly Roger came running up to Skully.
Captain—began Finale—we’ve found a cave up ahead… there’s something in there that ye may want to see. Skully, Richart, Finale and Jolly Roger went up ahead to the cave as Barron stayed with this new fellow. They got to the large cave and walked inside. And to his surprise Skully found his mateys that he had leave the sinking ship were there waiting for him, it was Tobias Brower, Deidre Vasquez, Maximo, Radley Cutler, Elmer Knifenose, and Skull Cleave.
Ye met our friend eh? Asked a mumbling Tobias Brower.
Ah yes, we’ve met him… who is he? Replied Skully.
His names Jaques Rumswiller…. He was a former mate of mine, on one of me ol’ ships, he was captured by the BlueBeards, but escaped and has been living on this island for years now. He’s good and will help us get into the palace and destroy the BlueBeards—answered Tobias.
Is that Bella Dizzy the Bitter, over that pirates shoulder? —Asked Jaques Rumswiller.
Aye, it is mate—answered Skully. Ye know her, eh?
Aye, I do… we dated many years ago, and she fell in love with me, and I didn’t have the same feelings for her as she did for me…. She was much more into sex than I was, and it was just not working out. So I broke up with her by leaving a letter on her bed. And in the past 4 years I have only ran into her once and it didn’t turn out well. Tis the reason that I only have 9 fingers… I’m the reason she’s BITTER! And I feel horrible for it, that and I’m scared out of me mind of her wrath. Explained Jaques.
Ah very interesting—Responded Skully.
Oy, what happened to her, she’s unconscious? Asked Jaques.
Oh, she got shot in the forehead, and due to brain trauma, and or massive loss of blood she is now mentally insane. Answered Skully.
That’s temporarily insane… it should dissipate over time, chirped in Cannons McGee.
Captains. Tobias said to Skully, Barron and Richart. This cave will lead us up onto the plateau and into the palace. But I must warn ye, it is heavily guarded, and we are very low on weapons.
The 3 captains looked around to see that the crew in fact didn’t have enough weapons, only a few knives, one sword that was Barron’s, a pistol, some daggers, and many held rocks and sticks.
Aye, if there’s one thing these pirates know how to do its fist-to-fist battles. We should be ok—Barron said to Tobias. After a few minutes, all the pirates began their way deep inside the cave.
Back inside the palace Clegg had Venom Kisser and Liza Dregg brought from the dungeon to his chambers. It was there that Venom Kisser learned that her mother used to work for Clegg and that she still paid monthly dues the BlueBeards. It became clear the Venom Kisser that Clegg and Liza were romantically involved, and that Liza had a baby with Clegg, but in an effort to keep the baby save she hid the baby somewhere.
Can you imagine that there’s another Venom Kisser/Bella Dizzy in the world, Venom Kisser thought to herself.
Clegg was pissed at Liza Dregg and wanted to know where his child was, but Liza Dregg refused to tell him.
The only reason that I have not killed you yet Liza Dregg, is because you have my child, but when I find out where the child is, you’ll be dead! Clegg said to her.
It was along walk up the cave, about a mile or two. Deidre Vasquez used her magic to light all the lanterns on the wall therefore allowing the light to expose their path. And luckily for the pirate clan they now had Jaques, who know the path in the cave to get to the palace, so the clan would not take the wrong path.
After nearly an hour of walking in the cave the clan got the a fork with two tunnels going off in either direction, one direction lead to a hallway in the palace, and the other lead to the dungeon. The clan decided to break into 2 groups. Skully and Barron would lead one group and Richart would lead the other. They would leave the unconscious Bella Dizzy in the cave, with Maximo to babysit/ guard her.
Suddenly a large wall from the palace began to turn and open and five guardsmen came running out. They seemed surprised to see the pirates in the cave, but before they could turn around and alert anyone, the clan attacked.
The pirates stripped the guards of their clothes once they were killed. Plans were now changed. Barron would still lead a group into the dungeon and free the prisoners… Richart and a small group would try to find the princess’… And Skully and four others would put on the guards uniforms and go under cover and find Clegg.
Skully took Audra, Cannons, Flay Blade, and Jolly Roger with him, all dressed as guardsmen. They snuck out into the hallway of the palace. And walked down the hallway to a window, and jumped outside onto the grass. Skully felt that they could move around the palace easier from the outside, it will cut down the risk of running into any of the BlueBeards, and they could pretend to be on guards duty outside if anyone came near.
The day was growing dark and turning into night as the palace was being infiltrated by the pirates. Skully knew it wouldn’t be long until the BlueBeards would find out about their presence, especially once Barron destroys all the guards in the dungeon.
Skully and the other undercovers' came beneath a balcony that was 4 stories up. Up on the balcony they could see lights and hear and see people moving about. Audra began to climb the stone fortress of the palace. And made her way up almost to the balcony but just a little lower. She was able to see Clegg, the princess’ Liza Dregg and Venom Kisser. Meanwhile down in the dungeon Barron and his group had just begun their attack on the guards. And Richart and his group were in a heavy battle in the grand ballroom.
Oy, Captainess Kittie, do ye know how to make fire? Lurg asked.
Ay, I do Lurg, what do ye have planned? She asked.
Lurg went on telling his plan to the crew.
What I need ye to do is to cast a ring of fire around us, which will keep out that big 10-foot long hog beast, and should keep the wolves away. And what I am thinking is that the lions, tigers and wolves are all starving, and if there is a ring of fire around us then they wont attack us, they will all go after the hog.
Once Lurg was finished telling the group the plan, Captainess Kittie, made a large ring of fire around the group. The ring of fire was able to keep the hog away, and much like Lurg had predicted the lions began to hunt the hog, and the wolves cluttered together and howled. But leaping through the flames came the five tigers, fierce, showing their teeth and drooling as they slowly inch their way towards the prisoners. Hackin Eve jumped forward and started to smoothly talk to the animals, for Hackin Eve had a way with animals, and she could try to reason with them. Lurg warned Hackin Eve that her ways with charming animals wouldn’t work on the tigers but Eve was persistent. The tigers didn’t want any sweetness, they were hungry and wanted to eat. One of the tiger reached out its paw and sliced Hackin Eve across the face. Lurg had seen enough. Lurg quickly pulled Eve away from the tigers, and in the same second took Burt’s sword and slit his throat, killing him…. He then grabbed Burts’ body and in doing so covered himself in blood, and throw Burts’ body to the tigers; they bounced on it at once. The prisoners were safe… for the moment. Something was unleashed in Lurg, he began is crazed warrior, with Burts blood on his face, chest and hands, a dagger in one hand and a sword in the other, he jumped out of the ring of fire, and ran towards the hog, which was being closely stalked by the lions, Lurg raced up to the hog jumping onto it back. And stabbed his sword into the back of its neck, but not enough to kill the beast, but enough to control the movements of the beast by turning his sword. He had the beast race back towards the ring of fire. The lions managed to jump out of the arena and attack some of Cleggs guards who were in the stands. Meanwhile back inside the ring of fire the prisoners were bandaging up Hackin Eves bleeding cheek, and closely watching to make sure the tigers didn’t finish eating their meal yet.
Yelling to Kittie, Lurg said: Take away the flames… get rid of the flames!! Kittie complied, and the flames were gone just as the hog came rushing over, directed by Lurg. And in a thunderous crash of blood, bones, beast, and amazing ness the hog plowed into the tigers trampling them to death. Screams could be heard as the tigers were crushed. Lurg shifted the blade of the sword a few inches killing the hog of a beast. Clegg from his seat in the stands screamed, as his beasts didn’t kill the prisoners. Gates to the arena opened and the wolves and lions ran out into the outside, a few minutes later the BlueBeards guards came into the arena taking the captives back to the dungeon.
Meanwhile back across the island at the bottom of the cliff Skully was getting pretty pissed that there was someone following the crew.
ARGH matey, I cant stand it… the darn fools not even doing a good job to be sneaky! And every time I turn to look at him, he doesn’t hide well. I just wanna throw a rock up there and knock him out! Skully said to Barron and Richart.
Skully grabbed a rock and threw it at the person that was following the group around the island. The man who was following them was on a ledge on the cliff and the rock hit him in the head. The man shook his head in dazement then realized that Skully and Barron were looking straight at him. In trying to hide from the views of Skully and Barron, the person covered his eyes with his hands (one of his hands was missing its ring finger).
Eh, we can still see ya matey—Barron said to the fellow. But he still covered his eyes.
Yes, yes I see ye, hello, I see you—Barron kept saying, as Skully grabbed another rock and hurled it at the fellow. Once he got hit a second time he lost his balance and fell from the ledge onto the ground in front of Barron and Skully. Cannons and FlayBlade picked him up, as he was screaming “not the hair!!! Don’t mess up my hair!!”
Why are ye following us—asked Skully, as Barron held his moon star to his throat.
I was told to, replied the man.
By whom?—asked Richart.
A friend of ye’s, he wanted me to make sure that ye are goin abouts the right direction to get onto the plateau and into the palace—said the man.
Who? Asked Skully. Just as Finale and Jolly Roger came running up to Skully.
Captain—began Finale—we’ve found a cave up ahead… there’s something in there that ye may want to see. Skully, Richart, Finale and Jolly Roger went up ahead to the cave as Barron stayed with this new fellow. They got to the large cave and walked inside. And to his surprise Skully found his mateys that he had leave the sinking ship were there waiting for him, it was Tobias Brower, Deidre Vasquez, Maximo, Radley Cutler, Elmer Knifenose, and Skull Cleave.
Ye met our friend eh? Asked a mumbling Tobias Brower.
Ah yes, we’ve met him… who is he? Replied Skully.
His names Jaques Rumswiller…. He was a former mate of mine, on one of me ol’ ships, he was captured by the BlueBeards, but escaped and has been living on this island for years now. He’s good and will help us get into the palace and destroy the BlueBeards—answered Tobias.
Is that Bella Dizzy the Bitter, over that pirates shoulder? —Asked Jaques Rumswiller.
Aye, it is mate—answered Skully. Ye know her, eh?
Aye, I do… we dated many years ago, and she fell in love with me, and I didn’t have the same feelings for her as she did for me…. She was much more into sex than I was, and it was just not working out. So I broke up with her by leaving a letter on her bed. And in the past 4 years I have only ran into her once and it didn’t turn out well. Tis the reason that I only have 9 fingers… I’m the reason she’s BITTER! And I feel horrible for it, that and I’m scared out of me mind of her wrath. Explained Jaques.
Ah very interesting—Responded Skully.
Oy, what happened to her, she’s unconscious? Asked Jaques.
Oh, she got shot in the forehead, and due to brain trauma, and or massive loss of blood she is now mentally insane. Answered Skully.
That’s temporarily insane… it should dissipate over time, chirped in Cannons McGee.
Captains. Tobias said to Skully, Barron and Richart. This cave will lead us up onto the plateau and into the palace. But I must warn ye, it is heavily guarded, and we are very low on weapons.
The 3 captains looked around to see that the crew in fact didn’t have enough weapons, only a few knives, one sword that was Barron’s, a pistol, some daggers, and many held rocks and sticks.
Aye, if there’s one thing these pirates know how to do its fist-to-fist battles. We should be ok—Barron said to Tobias. After a few minutes, all the pirates began their way deep inside the cave.
Back inside the palace Clegg had Venom Kisser and Liza Dregg brought from the dungeon to his chambers. It was there that Venom Kisser learned that her mother used to work for Clegg and that she still paid monthly dues the BlueBeards. It became clear the Venom Kisser that Clegg and Liza were romantically involved, and that Liza had a baby with Clegg, but in an effort to keep the baby save she hid the baby somewhere.
Can you imagine that there’s another Venom Kisser/Bella Dizzy in the world, Venom Kisser thought to herself.
Clegg was pissed at Liza Dregg and wanted to know where his child was, but Liza Dregg refused to tell him.
The only reason that I have not killed you yet Liza Dregg, is because you have my child, but when I find out where the child is, you’ll be dead! Clegg said to her.
It was along walk up the cave, about a mile or two. Deidre Vasquez used her magic to light all the lanterns on the wall therefore allowing the light to expose their path. And luckily for the pirate clan they now had Jaques, who know the path in the cave to get to the palace, so the clan would not take the wrong path.
After nearly an hour of walking in the cave the clan got the a fork with two tunnels going off in either direction, one direction lead to a hallway in the palace, and the other lead to the dungeon. The clan decided to break into 2 groups. Skully and Barron would lead one group and Richart would lead the other. They would leave the unconscious Bella Dizzy in the cave, with Maximo to babysit/ guard her.
Suddenly a large wall from the palace began to turn and open and five guardsmen came running out. They seemed surprised to see the pirates in the cave, but before they could turn around and alert anyone, the clan attacked.
The pirates stripped the guards of their clothes once they were killed. Plans were now changed. Barron would still lead a group into the dungeon and free the prisoners… Richart and a small group would try to find the princess’… And Skully and four others would put on the guards uniforms and go under cover and find Clegg.
Skully took Audra, Cannons, Flay Blade, and Jolly Roger with him, all dressed as guardsmen. They snuck out into the hallway of the palace. And walked down the hallway to a window, and jumped outside onto the grass. Skully felt that they could move around the palace easier from the outside, it will cut down the risk of running into any of the BlueBeards, and they could pretend to be on guards duty outside if anyone came near.
The day was growing dark and turning into night as the palace was being infiltrated by the pirates. Skully knew it wouldn’t be long until the BlueBeards would find out about their presence, especially once Barron destroys all the guards in the dungeon.
Skully and the other undercovers' came beneath a balcony that was 4 stories up. Up on the balcony they could see lights and hear and see people moving about. Audra began to climb the stone fortress of the palace. And made her way up almost to the balcony but just a little lower. She was able to see Clegg, the princess’ Liza Dregg and Venom Kisser. Meanwhile down in the dungeon Barron and his group had just begun their attack on the guards. And Richart and his group were in a heavy battle in the grand ballroom.
Friday, June 01, 2007
Character List Updated
--Main Characters--
Jim....…………………..Captain Skully One-Eye
Kyle...………………….Lurg The Fist
Kayla..…………………Bella Dizzy The Bitter
Emily..…………………Audra Bellamy
(aka Princess Isabella Audra Constantinople)
--Supporting Characters--
Condi..…………………Yellow Condi Hackins
Manda..………………...Hackin’ Eve Bones
Sam...…………………..Finale The Periwinkle
Xavi............Jaques Rumswiller
Pam............ Cannons McGee
Paul............ FlayBlade
--Recurring Characters--
Matty B............. Jolly Roger
Heather………………..Ursula Birdwind
Maximo………………..The Jackalope
Vasca De Gama
Gisele Bundchen………Madison Oceanus
Madonna .........……….. Deidre Vasquez
Michelle Rodriquez…………………….Jane Smythe
Steve..…………………Chester Buoy --DEAD-- Killed by Clegg
--Cameos--
Captain Hook
Connie Chung....……... Liza Dregg --DEAD-- Killed by Clegg
Anderson Cooper..……. Radley Cutler
The Deadly Seven --DEAD-- Killed by Hackin Eve
The Jackalopes of Tora Bora Bora
Jane Fonda………………Queen Sophia Of Spain
Kimber from nip/tuck…… Princess Nicolette Adelaide
Reese Witherspoon………Princess Antoinette Violetta --DEAD-- killed by Clegg
Axl Rose...........Richart de Berewick
--From Justin’s Story--
Justin ……………..... Barron Von Black
Kayla ……………..... Venom Kisser
Kittie…………………Captainess Kittie
Matty B………………Jolly Roger
Rodrigo.....…..…..…..Gale Arm
Pam…………………..Cannons McGee
Kim…………………..Cat Eyes
Andy Saich…………..Blood Claw
Bonnie …………...…..Skull Cleave
Mike Scott……….…..Razorwind
Daniel………………..WrathSpike
Paul L………………..FlayBlade
Sarah V………….…..Knife Bane
Jeff…………………..Dragon Lance
Rob…………………..Ironfist
The BlueBeard Crime Family...
Captain Clegg BlueBeard......……….Daris's grandfather; head of the “family” --DEAD?--
Captain Bully Hayes BlueBeard.……Daris's father; married Queen of Spain
Cap’n Daris BlueBeard.........……….. Skully arch nemesis --DEAD-- Killed by Skully
Ms. Maeghan Belle.............………….Daris's wife
Cap'n Burt Bloodgut.........…………...Daris's cousin, former finacee of Audra --DEAD--
Greys Blome……………………...….formally 1st mate of Hook --DEAD-- Killed by Audra
Tres Ackers…………………………..formally of the Deadly Seven --DEAD--
Seis Ackers…………………………...formally of the Deadly Seven --DEAD--
Medusa --DEAD--
The Elders...
Ozzy Osbourne... ……………………Elmer Knifenose
Alice Cooper... ………………………Sid Cutler
Keith Richards... …………………….Tobias Brower
Insufferable Ship…
Jodie Foster……………………………Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard --DEAD--
Carmen Electra……………………….. Xena Blythe --DEAD--
Pink……………………………………Angie Pink Jones --DEAD--
Pam Anderson………………………… Reeking Jen Bonny --DEAD--
Fergie…………………………………. MethFace Barbossa --DEAD--
Missy Elliot…………………………… Darby the Dagger --DEAD--
Queen Latifa………………………….. Constance Truelove --DEAD--
more characters will be added as the story continues
Jim....…………………..Captain Skully One-Eye
Kyle...………………….Lurg The Fist
Kayla..…………………Bella Dizzy The Bitter
Emily..…………………Audra Bellamy
(aka Princess Isabella Audra Constantinople)
--Supporting Characters--
Condi..…………………Yellow Condi Hackins
Manda..………………...Hackin’ Eve Bones
Sam...…………………..Finale The Periwinkle
Xavi............Jaques Rumswiller
Pam............ Cannons McGee
Paul............ FlayBlade
--Recurring Characters--
Matty B............. Jolly Roger
Heather………………..Ursula Birdwind
Maximo………………..The Jackalope
Vasca De Gama
Gisele Bundchen………Madison Oceanus
Madonna .........……….. Deidre Vasquez
Michelle Rodriquez…………………….Jane Smythe
Steve..…………………Chester Buoy --DEAD-- Killed by Clegg
--Cameos--
Captain Hook
Connie Chung....……... Liza Dregg --DEAD-- Killed by Clegg
Anderson Cooper..……. Radley Cutler
The Deadly Seven --DEAD-- Killed by Hackin Eve
The Jackalopes of Tora Bora Bora
Jane Fonda………………Queen Sophia Of Spain
Kimber from nip/tuck…… Princess Nicolette Adelaide
Reese Witherspoon………Princess Antoinette Violetta --DEAD-- killed by Clegg
Axl Rose...........Richart de Berewick
--From Justin’s Story--
Justin ……………..... Barron Von Black
Kayla ……………..... Venom Kisser
Kittie…………………Captainess Kittie
Matty B………………Jolly Roger
Rodrigo.....…..…..…..Gale Arm
Pam…………………..Cannons McGee
Kim…………………..Cat Eyes
Andy Saich…………..Blood Claw
Bonnie …………...…..Skull Cleave
Mike Scott……….…..Razorwind
Daniel………………..WrathSpike
Paul L………………..FlayBlade
Sarah V………….…..Knife Bane
Jeff…………………..Dragon Lance
Rob…………………..Ironfist
The BlueBeard Crime Family...
Captain Clegg BlueBeard......……….Daris's grandfather; head of the “family” --DEAD?--
Captain Bully Hayes BlueBeard.……Daris's father; married Queen of Spain
Cap’n Daris BlueBeard.........……….. Skully arch nemesis --DEAD-- Killed by Skully
Ms. Maeghan Belle.............………….Daris's wife
Cap'n Burt Bloodgut.........…………...Daris's cousin, former finacee of Audra --DEAD--
Greys Blome……………………...….formally 1st mate of Hook --DEAD-- Killed by Audra
Tres Ackers…………………………..formally of the Deadly Seven --DEAD--
Seis Ackers…………………………...formally of the Deadly Seven --DEAD--
Medusa --DEAD--
The Elders...
Ozzy Osbourne... ……………………Elmer Knifenose
Alice Cooper... ………………………Sid Cutler
Keith Richards... …………………….Tobias Brower
Insufferable Ship…
Jodie Foster……………………………Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard --DEAD--
Carmen Electra……………………….. Xena Blythe --DEAD--
Pink……………………………………Angie Pink Jones --DEAD--
Pam Anderson………………………… Reeking Jen Bonny --DEAD--
Fergie…………………………………. MethFace Barbossa --DEAD--
Missy Elliot…………………………… Darby the Dagger --DEAD--
Queen Latifa………………………….. Constance Truelove --DEAD--
more characters will be added as the story continues
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Chapter 24
As Skully stood there on the island that cool, wet morning dumbfounded thinking about the ships sinking and being attacked by the women, his crewmates began waking up too. Skully noticed Madison who was sleeping on a nearby rock… he called to her and she woke up. Madison told Skully that she stayed up all night fighting off sharks to protect the passed out crew as the group drifted towards the island, she was very tired now and Skully told her to find a place in the ocean to sleep, because she wasn’t going to be much use on land, and that when she was fully rested she needed to swim to Green Maria Island and alert the Spanish Armada that the Black Betty was sunk and the crew was in need of supplies.
Yes Captain, she said as she swam under the water to find a place to sleep. Bella Dizzy walked up behind Skully while he was talking to Madison, as he turned around to face her, he screams.
What the blazes, yer a live… walking and talking, with that bullet lodged in yer foreword. How can this be? Skully asked, as Cannons McGee walked over.
You see Captain, Cannons began, the bullet is lodged in her foreword, but I don’t have the supplies to remove it here with me, and if I try, she’d end up bleeding to death.
Aye, but that’s a blasted bullet, sticking out of yer foreword, it’s a little distracting. How could I possibly begin to plan an attack… then look over and that blasted bullet in yer forehead? Ouch Matey. Said the Captain.
A commotion could be heard from down the rocky beach, Skully looked and saw Barron pulling out his sword against a woman trying to get to her feet. It was Jane Smythe from The Insufferable’s crew.
Please, please don’t hurt me, cried Jane Smythe. I am not a bad person; I am a former close friend of Condi’s. I want to join ye pirates in saving Condi from the evil BlueBeards.
Oy, I’m not too keen upon letting enemies join me crew, normally I would slit ye throat, but ye are alone, and weaponless… so I will let ye join us, but if ye try to cross us I will kill ye, said Barron.
Agreed, replied Jane. Barron walked over to Skully and introduced Jane Smythe to him. As Barron was with Skully, he noticed the bullet lodged in Bella Dizzy's forehead, and without even hesitating, Barron grabbed his morningstar, and popped the bullet out of her forehead. Everyone screamed at Barron. When massive amounts of blood came pouring down her face. Cannons McGee ran over to Bella Dizzy.
I need to stop the bleeding, I need extra cloth. Screamed Cannons McGee. Many crewmembers handed over cloth to Cannons. She managed to wrap the cloth around Bella's head, but in order to stop the bleed the cloth needed to be very tight. Once the cloth was tightened and the bleeding stopped, Bella Dizzy got up and was ok. The only thing that was wrong was the tightness of the cloth slowed down the circulation of blood to the brain making Bella Dizzy a little loopy.
The entire crew gathered around Skully on the rocky beach, below a huge cliff, on that wet grey morning.
We have learned, began Skully, that the palace of the BlueBeards is on top of that there cliff behind us… the cliff wraps around the entire island, we must walk along the cliff on this rocky beach until we find an opening to which we can climb up on the plateau and get to the palace. But we are limited in the amount of weapons we have. We will use whatever means possible to defeat the BlueBeards and save our crew. And with that… we will first gather any supplies that may have washed ashore, then we will proceed. After a few minutes the crew began their walk around the island, to find a way up the cliff.
Meanwhile inside the palace on top of the plateau, Clegg BlueBeard (head of the BlueBeards… who is in his late 60s) had Princess Antoinette Violetta and Princess Nicolette Adelaide at his dinner table. It was his goal to have one of the girls marry him, and bear him a child. Princess Antoinette Violetta was Audra’s oldest sister, and she was destined to become Queen once her mother leaves the throne, Princess Antoinette Violetta was a very beautiful, caring, elegant and classy woman, while Princess Nicolette Adelaide was sexy, trampy selfish, and not nearly as classy as her older sister. Queen Sophia was very blessed to have 3 beautiful daughters.
I give you too the choice, one of who will become my bride, and the other one will be set free, and but neither of you decide to be my wife then I will have both of you and your sister Audra killed, and I will force your mother the Queen into marrying me, Clegg said to the to princesses. The two girls looked at each other. Finally Princess Antoinette Violetta spoke up.
I will marry you Clegg she said… as long as you free my sister, and all the other captives, and promise to release control of my mother and my country alone.
It is agreed then! Clegg said, as he finished his meal. The rest of the BlueBeard family joined them for breakfast. Ms. Maeghan Belle, Cap'n Burt Bloodgut, Tres Ackers, Seis Ackers, and Medusa all came and joined in for the dinner.
Cap'n Burt Bloodgut began to speak.
Skully and Barron’s ship was destroyed yesterday, along with the Insufferable. We don’t know of any survivors as of yet, and we have not heard from Daris or Bully Hayes. The tow princesses started to sob.
Audra was on that ship, Princess Antoinette Violetta said. Burt how could you have turned so evil… You were such a nice sweet boy back in Spain when you were engaged to Audra.
It was all a scheme, it was a plan to get close the royal throne and gain power. But then Audra suddenly left me… she left to become a pirate. Burt said to the princess. I can never forgive her for that, that is if she is still alive. Oh, grandpa, Burt said, I plan one battling Lurg this evening, in the arena, you’ll be there to watch him die, wontcha?
Of course Ill be there, ill be there with my new bride, Antoinette Violetta. Clegg said.
Everyone at the table congratulated Clegg on his soon-to-be new bride.
We are being followed, Barron said to Skully.
There up on the side of the cliff, is someone, watching us and following us, he said. Skully looked up on the side of the cliff to see someone, trying to hide behind a rock that was two times smaller then him.
What should we do? Asked Skully.
Ignore him for now, and we will attack him when he least expects it—Barron. The crew walked on, looking for a way to get up on the cliff. Bella Dizzy started jumping, as if she was trying to reach something that was in a tree, but there wasn’t a tree around, just rocky beach.
Ohh almost got it…. Ohhh so close. Just a little bit higher. Bella Dizzy was shouting as she was jumping in the air.
Ahhh yes I got it! Bella Dizzy said as she sat on a rock, and began to munch on nothing but air. MMMM its soo good.
Ah what is it that ye are eating Bella, asked Skully.
An apple, she said.
But not any apple, a bright red apple, from the secret tree of magic. The apple gives you magic powers.
She may have suffered brain damage from the loss of blood and along with the bandages being too tight—Cannons told Skully. She is delusional now.
Ah, ok thank you Tits McGee… ah er I mean Cannons McGee, Skully accidentally to Cannons.
OHHHH my god!!! It’s a giant purple dragon- lizard woman. Bella Dizzy screamed, pointing at Finale. Bella Dizzy then ran over to Finale, and jumped on her back, and told her to fly.
Fly dragon! Fly!!
Argh matey, even though she’s temporarily mentally insane, she still knows how to bounce on it—said Skully chuckling to Barron. After a few minutes of Bella Dizzy trying to ride Finale, she passed out. Gale Arm came over and through her over his shoulder, and they proceeded on their journey.
Meanwhile back inside the walls of the palace, Cap'n Burt Bloodgut was getting ready to battle Lurg the Fist. Inside of the palace was an open courtyard with a built in arena. Everyone was gathered in the courtyard to watch the battle, from Clegg and other BlueBeards, guards and staff, and the prisoners. Naturally of course Lurg was standing weaponless in the center of the arena when Burt walked in with weapons. Do you think Lurg was scared upon seeing Burt walk in fully armed with weapons? Of course not, he stood up straight, clenched his teeth, and stared down Burt. Burt walked over to towards the center, to Lurg. He got face to face with Lurg, when….
He broke down and started to cry.
I never wanted to become an evil BlueBeard like my family, I was forced into it by my grandfather; I was happy with Audra, I was happy when I had nothing to do with the BlueBeards, I was studying Botany and I loved growing plants… now im killing people and trafficking drugs…my grandfather found me and forced me into this horrible lifestyle—Burt explained to Lurg.
Clegg from his seat in the stands... stood up and yelled at Burt asking him why they were not yet fighting.
Burt turned to his grandfather and told him that he couldn’t take it anymore, he isn’t going to be like him, and he wasn’t going to fight Lurg.
Fine then, you must die too…. Release the beasts!!! Clegg screamed, as huge gates opened and released a collection of starving beasts consisting of 5 lions, 5 tigers, 5 wolves and a giant hog. The all the other prisoners (not including the princess) were dumped into the arena. Sid Cutler, Captainess Kittie, Venom Kisser, Liza Dregg, Vasca de Gama, Chester, Hackin Eve, Ursula, Condi, Razorwind, Knifebance, and Blood Claw along with Lurg and Burt Bloodgut were in one end of the arena as the beasts began rushing towards them. Burt being the only one with weapons gave his sword to Lurg and his dagger to Condi. This was certainly going to be an all out blood bath… man verse beasts.
Yes Captain, she said as she swam under the water to find a place to sleep. Bella Dizzy walked up behind Skully while he was talking to Madison, as he turned around to face her, he screams.
What the blazes, yer a live… walking and talking, with that bullet lodged in yer foreword. How can this be? Skully asked, as Cannons McGee walked over.
You see Captain, Cannons began, the bullet is lodged in her foreword, but I don’t have the supplies to remove it here with me, and if I try, she’d end up bleeding to death.
Aye, but that’s a blasted bullet, sticking out of yer foreword, it’s a little distracting. How could I possibly begin to plan an attack… then look over and that blasted bullet in yer forehead? Ouch Matey. Said the Captain.
A commotion could be heard from down the rocky beach, Skully looked and saw Barron pulling out his sword against a woman trying to get to her feet. It was Jane Smythe from The Insufferable’s crew.
Please, please don’t hurt me, cried Jane Smythe. I am not a bad person; I am a former close friend of Condi’s. I want to join ye pirates in saving Condi from the evil BlueBeards.
Oy, I’m not too keen upon letting enemies join me crew, normally I would slit ye throat, but ye are alone, and weaponless… so I will let ye join us, but if ye try to cross us I will kill ye, said Barron.
Agreed, replied Jane. Barron walked over to Skully and introduced Jane Smythe to him. As Barron was with Skully, he noticed the bullet lodged in Bella Dizzy's forehead, and without even hesitating, Barron grabbed his morningstar, and popped the bullet out of her forehead. Everyone screamed at Barron. When massive amounts of blood came pouring down her face. Cannons McGee ran over to Bella Dizzy.
I need to stop the bleeding, I need extra cloth. Screamed Cannons McGee. Many crewmembers handed over cloth to Cannons. She managed to wrap the cloth around Bella's head, but in order to stop the bleed the cloth needed to be very tight. Once the cloth was tightened and the bleeding stopped, Bella Dizzy got up and was ok. The only thing that was wrong was the tightness of the cloth slowed down the circulation of blood to the brain making Bella Dizzy a little loopy.
The entire crew gathered around Skully on the rocky beach, below a huge cliff, on that wet grey morning.
We have learned, began Skully, that the palace of the BlueBeards is on top of that there cliff behind us… the cliff wraps around the entire island, we must walk along the cliff on this rocky beach until we find an opening to which we can climb up on the plateau and get to the palace. But we are limited in the amount of weapons we have. We will use whatever means possible to defeat the BlueBeards and save our crew. And with that… we will first gather any supplies that may have washed ashore, then we will proceed. After a few minutes the crew began their walk around the island, to find a way up the cliff.
Meanwhile inside the palace on top of the plateau, Clegg BlueBeard (head of the BlueBeards… who is in his late 60s) had Princess Antoinette Violetta and Princess Nicolette Adelaide at his dinner table. It was his goal to have one of the girls marry him, and bear him a child. Princess Antoinette Violetta was Audra’s oldest sister, and she was destined to become Queen once her mother leaves the throne, Princess Antoinette Violetta was a very beautiful, caring, elegant and classy woman, while Princess Nicolette Adelaide was sexy, trampy selfish, and not nearly as classy as her older sister. Queen Sophia was very blessed to have 3 beautiful daughters.
I give you too the choice, one of who will become my bride, and the other one will be set free, and but neither of you decide to be my wife then I will have both of you and your sister Audra killed, and I will force your mother the Queen into marrying me, Clegg said to the to princesses. The two girls looked at each other. Finally Princess Antoinette Violetta spoke up.
I will marry you Clegg she said… as long as you free my sister, and all the other captives, and promise to release control of my mother and my country alone.
It is agreed then! Clegg said, as he finished his meal. The rest of the BlueBeard family joined them for breakfast. Ms. Maeghan Belle, Cap'n Burt Bloodgut, Tres Ackers, Seis Ackers, and Medusa all came and joined in for the dinner.
Cap'n Burt Bloodgut began to speak.
Skully and Barron’s ship was destroyed yesterday, along with the Insufferable. We don’t know of any survivors as of yet, and we have not heard from Daris or Bully Hayes. The tow princesses started to sob.
Audra was on that ship, Princess Antoinette Violetta said. Burt how could you have turned so evil… You were such a nice sweet boy back in Spain when you were engaged to Audra.
It was all a scheme, it was a plan to get close the royal throne and gain power. But then Audra suddenly left me… she left to become a pirate. Burt said to the princess. I can never forgive her for that, that is if she is still alive. Oh, grandpa, Burt said, I plan one battling Lurg this evening, in the arena, you’ll be there to watch him die, wontcha?
Of course Ill be there, ill be there with my new bride, Antoinette Violetta. Clegg said.
Everyone at the table congratulated Clegg on his soon-to-be new bride.
We are being followed, Barron said to Skully.
There up on the side of the cliff, is someone, watching us and following us, he said. Skully looked up on the side of the cliff to see someone, trying to hide behind a rock that was two times smaller then him.
What should we do? Asked Skully.
Ignore him for now, and we will attack him when he least expects it—Barron. The crew walked on, looking for a way to get up on the cliff. Bella Dizzy started jumping, as if she was trying to reach something that was in a tree, but there wasn’t a tree around, just rocky beach.
Ohh almost got it…. Ohhh so close. Just a little bit higher. Bella Dizzy was shouting as she was jumping in the air.
Ahhh yes I got it! Bella Dizzy said as she sat on a rock, and began to munch on nothing but air. MMMM its soo good.
Ah what is it that ye are eating Bella, asked Skully.
An apple, she said.
But not any apple, a bright red apple, from the secret tree of magic. The apple gives you magic powers.
She may have suffered brain damage from the loss of blood and along with the bandages being too tight—Cannons told Skully. She is delusional now.
Ah, ok thank you Tits McGee… ah er I mean Cannons McGee, Skully accidentally to Cannons.
OHHHH my god!!! It’s a giant purple dragon- lizard woman. Bella Dizzy screamed, pointing at Finale. Bella Dizzy then ran over to Finale, and jumped on her back, and told her to fly.
Fly dragon! Fly!!
Argh matey, even though she’s temporarily mentally insane, she still knows how to bounce on it—said Skully chuckling to Barron. After a few minutes of Bella Dizzy trying to ride Finale, she passed out. Gale Arm came over and through her over his shoulder, and they proceeded on their journey.
Meanwhile back inside the walls of the palace, Cap'n Burt Bloodgut was getting ready to battle Lurg the Fist. Inside of the palace was an open courtyard with a built in arena. Everyone was gathered in the courtyard to watch the battle, from Clegg and other BlueBeards, guards and staff, and the prisoners. Naturally of course Lurg was standing weaponless in the center of the arena when Burt walked in with weapons. Do you think Lurg was scared upon seeing Burt walk in fully armed with weapons? Of course not, he stood up straight, clenched his teeth, and stared down Burt. Burt walked over to towards the center, to Lurg. He got face to face with Lurg, when….
He broke down and started to cry.
I never wanted to become an evil BlueBeard like my family, I was forced into it by my grandfather; I was happy with Audra, I was happy when I had nothing to do with the BlueBeards, I was studying Botany and I loved growing plants… now im killing people and trafficking drugs…my grandfather found me and forced me into this horrible lifestyle—Burt explained to Lurg.
Clegg from his seat in the stands... stood up and yelled at Burt asking him why they were not yet fighting.
Burt turned to his grandfather and told him that he couldn’t take it anymore, he isn’t going to be like him, and he wasn’t going to fight Lurg.
Fine then, you must die too…. Release the beasts!!! Clegg screamed, as huge gates opened and released a collection of starving beasts consisting of 5 lions, 5 tigers, 5 wolves and a giant hog. The all the other prisoners (not including the princess) were dumped into the arena. Sid Cutler, Captainess Kittie, Venom Kisser, Liza Dregg, Vasca de Gama, Chester, Hackin Eve, Ursula, Condi, Razorwind, Knifebance, and Blood Claw along with Lurg and Burt Bloodgut were in one end of the arena as the beasts began rushing towards them. Burt being the only one with weapons gave his sword to Lurg and his dagger to Condi. This was certainly going to be an all out blood bath… man verse beasts.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Chapter 23
Skully One-Eye, Barron Von Black, and Richart de Berewick, walked into the dungeon around mid afternoon. They needed to get the prisoners to talk… they had to find the location of the BlueBeards secret island. Richart spoke to Daris and Bully Hayes first.
I will you exonerated from all of your crimes against Spain, and free you if you tell me the location of your island, he said. Skully and Barron looked at each other.
Umm Richart… began Skully, a word with you upstairs please. The three men walked upstairs.
That is not how we get prisoners to speak, how about you steer the ship, and we have a plan to get them to talk, said Barron.
Skully and Barron summoned Bella Dizzy who came to them, they told her the plan and she happily accepted her assignment, Bella Dizzy skipped down the deck to her cabin, got on her leather S+M clothes and grabbed her whip, and skipped down the stairs, and to the dungeon where the Mexican pirates were being held. She had the hold guard Gale Arm open the dungeon and lock her inside of it.
Bella Dizzy then got to work. She wrestled with the 10 pirates, stripping them of they’re clothes chased them around the cell, whipping them, molesting them, groping them, and beating them in a mix of sex and torture. Loud bangs and slams could be heard on the deck along with screams of the men.
Up on the deck Finale the Periwinkle feverishly washing herself, but nothing could get the stained purple blood of the Mexicans off of her. She seeked help from Deidre, but the witch told her that the blood from the Mexicans is permanent and it would stay on her forever. Finale cried, she didn’t want to have purple skin. Jolly Roger walked over to her and told her that he still loves her if though she’s as purple as and egg plant.
After nearly 3 hours Bella Dizzy had Gale Arm open the cell door. The place reeked of sex and death. Gale Arm looked around the cell to see that the men had been killed by her. Bella Dizzy walked out of the cell and up the stairs with a huge smile on her face.
Did ye find out the information about where the island is, asked Skully?
No, began Bella Dizzy, they didn’t have any ideas as to where the island was, they are just pirates for hire, and didn’t know anything, but I had my fun anyways. Just then a lone Mexican ran up the stairs limping and onto the deck, where he swiftly jumped off the deck and into he water, where a shark quickly ate him.
God forbid any of those men were to live through that sexual ordeal; they’d be scared for life, Skully said to Barron. As Bella Dizzy shot him a glare.
Skully and Barron returned to the dungeon. Daris and Bully Hayes’ faces were pale from hearing what went on in the cell next to them. They watched as bodies were pulled from the cell, to be thrown off the ship. Skully and Barron began to ask Daris and Bully Hayes questions, but the two BlueBeards only threatened and mocked the capt’ns. Skully walked away, went upstairs and returned with a flask of rum under one arm and Maximo under one arm. Barron tied Bully Hayes to a chair and took his shoes off. Skully came over and dumped rum on Bully Hayes feet, and placed Maximo at his feet. Daris watched in horror from his cell, as the jackalope began to nibble away at his fathers’ feet.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, screamed Bully Hayes. Ill tells you where the island is.
Back up on deck Deidre Vasquez ran up to Richart as he was steering the ship.
A great sense of danger is lurking, she said to Richart. Something bad is going to happen. Gale Arm was up in the crow’s nest. Off in the distance to the northeast direction, his vision was getting increasingly blurred. He thought to himself that he must have been in the sun too long, and it was not blurring his vision and giving him a headache. As he looked to the northeast, the blurriness was getting worse and worse, he had to climb down and get some shady and water. Gale Arm walked up to Richart once he got back down on deck, and asked him if Richart could find someone to watch his post… Gale Arm didn’t notice that his vision was fine now. Richart looked around to see if there was anyone who could take over the post up on the crow’s nest. After a few minutes he decided that Finale would go up to the crow nest for lookout. The sun began to set over the seas.
Cross Key Island, Bully Hayes said back down in the dungeon. He continued the island is only identifiable by the large cliff that wraps around the island… the cliff has been carved out by the ocean to resemble large human faces. Atop the cliff is a flat top, which is heavily guarded, and has a huge palace… the palace is where Clegg and the rest of the BlueBeards are, along with the captives, and the BlueBeard treasure. Daris was shocked at how much Bully Hayes was telling about the island… but the pain of having his toes chewed off made him delirious.
Thank ye, Bully—Skully said as he untie Bully and threw him back into the cell with Daris, Bully Hayes wrapped socks around his chewed off toes, still whimpering in pain. Skully and Barron headed back to the deck.
CRASSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ship shook all over. Skully and Barron fell as they were walking up the stairs, Finale fell off the mast as she was climbing to the crow’s nest, and everyone else all fell. Richart looked over to see that a grey ship had crash into the side of the Black Betty. The blurred vision that Gale Arm had seen was in fact this ship racing up to the Black Betty. Richart read the name on the side of the ship, it said The Insufferable. The ship was a ship manned only by woman, woman whom loved fish, and were the most deadly of all ships in the sea, they were infamous and everyone had heard stories of them. And it was on this ship the Insufferable that Condi once sailed. With the attacked the Insufferable delivered by slamming directly into the side of the Black Betty, that it was clear to everyone that these women wanted them dead.
Moments passed by in long motion as everyone got up and began to realize that they were just attacked. There were no movements from the Insufferable. Everything was still. Barron, Skully and crew readied themselves. Suddenly 7 women, scantily dress in fish net stockings, and mini skirts or very short shorts, and bikini tops jumped off the ship and onto the Black Betty. Each of the crew personally knew at least one of the ladies. The ladies stood in ready to attack positions. Both ships were quickly filling with water.
Aye, and what do we owe this not-so-pleasant surprise? Asked Skully to Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard.
We have been commanded to attack this ship, destroy the ship and everyone on it, and save Daris and Bully-Hayes, she said to him. Besides, she continued, I've always wanted to kill ye Skully… after that horrifying night I spent with ye, I was never with another man, ye turned me to woman. Skully was offended.
ARGGG I’m an excellent lover maker, right Bella, Audra, Kittie? Ohh right she’s not here. Barron shot him an angry look. Barron then noticed MethFace Barbossa.
Ye horrible troll! He said to her. Ye killed me Kittie’s mom, and ye need to die!
I heard ye picked Condi to join ye ship, Jane Smythe asked to Skully.
Oy, we did.. but she’s been kidnapped. He said to her. Barron couldn’t hold back any longer, he was filling with rage. He snapped and attacked MethFace Barbossa. The battle was on both crews jumped into battle after Barron.
Skully and Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard battle with swords, as Xena Blythe and Bella Dizzy got into it. Angie Pink Jones was battling SkullCleave, Reeking Jen Bonny was battling Richart, Darby the Dagger was battling Cannons McGee and Audra, and Constance Truelove was battling Maximo. Jane Smythe was fighting Finale. Madison Oceanus though only a mermaid in a tank on the ship, was still very effect during battles….
Madison got a bunch of dried starfish, and was throwing them at the attackers. The starfish would fly past slicing the flesh of the attackers. Constance Truelove caught on to Madison Oceanus, she grabbed Maximo by the antlers and threw him into the mermaid tank. Maximo quickly sank to the bottom of the tank, which was all the way down in the dungeon level. Constance Truelove then began stabbing in the tank trying to kill Madison. Madison swam to the bottom of the tank to rescue Maximo. As she swam back to the surface she saw Constance wildly stabbing at the waters surface. How could she get Maximo to the surface without either of them being killed by Constance, Madison thought to herself. Madison with Maximo in her arms gained speed as she raced to the surface. She jumped out of the water flipping on her way up as she flipped she tail hit Constance in the head, very high into the sky Madison flew, throwing Maximo onto the crow’s nest she began to fell back down towards the tank. As she was headed back down into he tank she notice Constance’s body hanging half in the tank… Madison had snapped her neck when she came flipping out of the water.
Xena Blythe realized that Bella Dizzy was too strong to battle with, but she had to stop her. Xena reached into her back pocket and pulled out a pistol and fired it at Bella Dizzy. The bullet struck Bella Dizzy in the forehead. Bella Dizzy fell to the ground, and blood covered her face. Gale Arm came over and picked up Xena, pile driving her head into the deck, splitting it two. Cannons McGee and Audra at the same time stabbed Darby the Dagger in the stomach… she fell to the ground, dead. Cannons McGee raced over to Bella Dizzy’s body.
Richart was having a hard time trying to get a good sword swing in against Reeking Jen Bonny; her moves were too quick for him to get in a clear shot. Richart kept advancing and Reeking Jen would back up a little more, until she back into Madison’s tank. Madison quickly got her into a headlock until Reeking Jen had her last breathe and fell limp.
Finale was swinging sword against sword in her fight with Jane Smythe. Finale got cornered against the railing on the side of the ship, when Jane charged at her Finale bent down making Jane go flying right by her over the ship and into the water.
Skull Cleave was lying defenseless on the deck under Angie Pink Jones. It had looked as if it was the end for Skull Cleave when suddenly Jolly Roger shot off a cannon, the cannon crashed into Angie Pink Jones bursting her body into a million pieces that splattered everyone on the ship. The two ships sank closer into the water, and the sun was almost gone from the sky but the fight raged on. Deidre realized that the pirates needed some light to help them fight so she cast a spell setting the Insufferable on fire.
Skully One Eye pointed to The Insufferable, Tobias Brower looked and noticed that on the Insufferable, there was one small rowboat Tobias knew that Skully wanted him and the other weak swimmers to get in. He snuck over to the ship, and released the small boat and rowed to the sinking Black Betty where Deidre Vasquez, Maximo, Radley Cutler, Elmer Knifenose, and Skull Cleave climbed in filling up the boat, and they began to row into the darkness.
The fire that was on the Insufferable began to spread to the Black Betty, which was half under water now. MethFace Barbossa didn’t even have time to take in a full breath when Barron cut her head off from her body.
Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard got away from Skully, and snuck to the dungeon, which was almost filled with water now. She found the keys to the cell hanging on the wall, and unlocked Daris and Bully Hayes’s cell, and they swam out.
What the hell happened up there? Asked Bully-Hayes. Why is the ship sinking, just please tell me that the Black Betty’s crew is dead.
Things didn’t go as planned Bully… Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard began. But Bully didn’t want to hear it; he grabbed her saber and slit her throat.
Just as the battle ended, both of the ships sank into the water. The crew of the Black Betty was left in the dark cool water, without any ships or land insight. Skully swam there in the water, trying to stay floating, but soon he grew tired and a white light over took him. They would all eventually pass out from trying to stay afloat.
Skully One-Eye awoke the next morning, on a beach with the waves crashing against his body; it was a rainy, damp morning… Wow, I’m still alive he said to himself. Skully looked around at the rocky beach and saw the bodies of all of his crew. Wobbly Skully stood up and turned around to look inland, and behind him was a massive cliff shooting straight up into the sky. And on the side of the cliff carved out by the ocean was the face of a human (the face resembled a modern day Al Roker).
I will you exonerated from all of your crimes against Spain, and free you if you tell me the location of your island, he said. Skully and Barron looked at each other.
Umm Richart… began Skully, a word with you upstairs please. The three men walked upstairs.
That is not how we get prisoners to speak, how about you steer the ship, and we have a plan to get them to talk, said Barron.
Skully and Barron summoned Bella Dizzy who came to them, they told her the plan and she happily accepted her assignment, Bella Dizzy skipped down the deck to her cabin, got on her leather S+M clothes and grabbed her whip, and skipped down the stairs, and to the dungeon where the Mexican pirates were being held. She had the hold guard Gale Arm open the dungeon and lock her inside of it.
Bella Dizzy then got to work. She wrestled with the 10 pirates, stripping them of they’re clothes chased them around the cell, whipping them, molesting them, groping them, and beating them in a mix of sex and torture. Loud bangs and slams could be heard on the deck along with screams of the men.
Up on the deck Finale the Periwinkle feverishly washing herself, but nothing could get the stained purple blood of the Mexicans off of her. She seeked help from Deidre, but the witch told her that the blood from the Mexicans is permanent and it would stay on her forever. Finale cried, she didn’t want to have purple skin. Jolly Roger walked over to her and told her that he still loves her if though she’s as purple as and egg plant.
After nearly 3 hours Bella Dizzy had Gale Arm open the cell door. The place reeked of sex and death. Gale Arm looked around the cell to see that the men had been killed by her. Bella Dizzy walked out of the cell and up the stairs with a huge smile on her face.
Did ye find out the information about where the island is, asked Skully?
No, began Bella Dizzy, they didn’t have any ideas as to where the island was, they are just pirates for hire, and didn’t know anything, but I had my fun anyways. Just then a lone Mexican ran up the stairs limping and onto the deck, where he swiftly jumped off the deck and into he water, where a shark quickly ate him.
God forbid any of those men were to live through that sexual ordeal; they’d be scared for life, Skully said to Barron. As Bella Dizzy shot him a glare.
Skully and Barron returned to the dungeon. Daris and Bully Hayes’ faces were pale from hearing what went on in the cell next to them. They watched as bodies were pulled from the cell, to be thrown off the ship. Skully and Barron began to ask Daris and Bully Hayes questions, but the two BlueBeards only threatened and mocked the capt’ns. Skully walked away, went upstairs and returned with a flask of rum under one arm and Maximo under one arm. Barron tied Bully Hayes to a chair and took his shoes off. Skully came over and dumped rum on Bully Hayes feet, and placed Maximo at his feet. Daris watched in horror from his cell, as the jackalope began to nibble away at his fathers’ feet.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, screamed Bully Hayes. Ill tells you where the island is.
Back up on deck Deidre Vasquez ran up to Richart as he was steering the ship.
A great sense of danger is lurking, she said to Richart. Something bad is going to happen. Gale Arm was up in the crow’s nest. Off in the distance to the northeast direction, his vision was getting increasingly blurred. He thought to himself that he must have been in the sun too long, and it was not blurring his vision and giving him a headache. As he looked to the northeast, the blurriness was getting worse and worse, he had to climb down and get some shady and water. Gale Arm walked up to Richart once he got back down on deck, and asked him if Richart could find someone to watch his post… Gale Arm didn’t notice that his vision was fine now. Richart looked around to see if there was anyone who could take over the post up on the crow’s nest. After a few minutes he decided that Finale would go up to the crow nest for lookout. The sun began to set over the seas.
Cross Key Island, Bully Hayes said back down in the dungeon. He continued the island is only identifiable by the large cliff that wraps around the island… the cliff has been carved out by the ocean to resemble large human faces. Atop the cliff is a flat top, which is heavily guarded, and has a huge palace… the palace is where Clegg and the rest of the BlueBeards are, along with the captives, and the BlueBeard treasure. Daris was shocked at how much Bully Hayes was telling about the island… but the pain of having his toes chewed off made him delirious.
Thank ye, Bully—Skully said as he untie Bully and threw him back into the cell with Daris, Bully Hayes wrapped socks around his chewed off toes, still whimpering in pain. Skully and Barron headed back to the deck.
CRASSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ship shook all over. Skully and Barron fell as they were walking up the stairs, Finale fell off the mast as she was climbing to the crow’s nest, and everyone else all fell. Richart looked over to see that a grey ship had crash into the side of the Black Betty. The blurred vision that Gale Arm had seen was in fact this ship racing up to the Black Betty. Richart read the name on the side of the ship, it said The Insufferable. The ship was a ship manned only by woman, woman whom loved fish, and were the most deadly of all ships in the sea, they were infamous and everyone had heard stories of them. And it was on this ship the Insufferable that Condi once sailed. With the attacked the Insufferable delivered by slamming directly into the side of the Black Betty, that it was clear to everyone that these women wanted them dead.
Moments passed by in long motion as everyone got up and began to realize that they were just attacked. There were no movements from the Insufferable. Everything was still. Barron, Skully and crew readied themselves. Suddenly 7 women, scantily dress in fish net stockings, and mini skirts or very short shorts, and bikini tops jumped off the ship and onto the Black Betty. Each of the crew personally knew at least one of the ladies. The ladies stood in ready to attack positions. Both ships were quickly filling with water.
Aye, and what do we owe this not-so-pleasant surprise? Asked Skully to Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard.
We have been commanded to attack this ship, destroy the ship and everyone on it, and save Daris and Bully-Hayes, she said to him. Besides, she continued, I've always wanted to kill ye Skully… after that horrifying night I spent with ye, I was never with another man, ye turned me to woman. Skully was offended.
ARGGG I’m an excellent lover maker, right Bella, Audra, Kittie? Ohh right she’s not here. Barron shot him an angry look. Barron then noticed MethFace Barbossa.
Ye horrible troll! He said to her. Ye killed me Kittie’s mom, and ye need to die!
I heard ye picked Condi to join ye ship, Jane Smythe asked to Skully.
Oy, we did.. but she’s been kidnapped. He said to her. Barron couldn’t hold back any longer, he was filling with rage. He snapped and attacked MethFace Barbossa. The battle was on both crews jumped into battle after Barron.
Skully and Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard battle with swords, as Xena Blythe and Bella Dizzy got into it. Angie Pink Jones was battling SkullCleave, Reeking Jen Bonny was battling Richart, Darby the Dagger was battling Cannons McGee and Audra, and Constance Truelove was battling Maximo. Jane Smythe was fighting Finale. Madison Oceanus though only a mermaid in a tank on the ship, was still very effect during battles….
Madison got a bunch of dried starfish, and was throwing them at the attackers. The starfish would fly past slicing the flesh of the attackers. Constance Truelove caught on to Madison Oceanus, she grabbed Maximo by the antlers and threw him into the mermaid tank. Maximo quickly sank to the bottom of the tank, which was all the way down in the dungeon level. Constance Truelove then began stabbing in the tank trying to kill Madison. Madison swam to the bottom of the tank to rescue Maximo. As she swam back to the surface she saw Constance wildly stabbing at the waters surface. How could she get Maximo to the surface without either of them being killed by Constance, Madison thought to herself. Madison with Maximo in her arms gained speed as she raced to the surface. She jumped out of the water flipping on her way up as she flipped she tail hit Constance in the head, very high into the sky Madison flew, throwing Maximo onto the crow’s nest she began to fell back down towards the tank. As she was headed back down into he tank she notice Constance’s body hanging half in the tank… Madison had snapped her neck when she came flipping out of the water.
Xena Blythe realized that Bella Dizzy was too strong to battle with, but she had to stop her. Xena reached into her back pocket and pulled out a pistol and fired it at Bella Dizzy. The bullet struck Bella Dizzy in the forehead. Bella Dizzy fell to the ground, and blood covered her face. Gale Arm came over and picked up Xena, pile driving her head into the deck, splitting it two. Cannons McGee and Audra at the same time stabbed Darby the Dagger in the stomach… she fell to the ground, dead. Cannons McGee raced over to Bella Dizzy’s body.
Richart was having a hard time trying to get a good sword swing in against Reeking Jen Bonny; her moves were too quick for him to get in a clear shot. Richart kept advancing and Reeking Jen would back up a little more, until she back into Madison’s tank. Madison quickly got her into a headlock until Reeking Jen had her last breathe and fell limp.
Finale was swinging sword against sword in her fight with Jane Smythe. Finale got cornered against the railing on the side of the ship, when Jane charged at her Finale bent down making Jane go flying right by her over the ship and into the water.
Skull Cleave was lying defenseless on the deck under Angie Pink Jones. It had looked as if it was the end for Skull Cleave when suddenly Jolly Roger shot off a cannon, the cannon crashed into Angie Pink Jones bursting her body into a million pieces that splattered everyone on the ship. The two ships sank closer into the water, and the sun was almost gone from the sky but the fight raged on. Deidre realized that the pirates needed some light to help them fight so she cast a spell setting the Insufferable on fire.
Skully One Eye pointed to The Insufferable, Tobias Brower looked and noticed that on the Insufferable, there was one small rowboat Tobias knew that Skully wanted him and the other weak swimmers to get in. He snuck over to the ship, and released the small boat and rowed to the sinking Black Betty where Deidre Vasquez, Maximo, Radley Cutler, Elmer Knifenose, and Skull Cleave climbed in filling up the boat, and they began to row into the darkness.
The fire that was on the Insufferable began to spread to the Black Betty, which was half under water now. MethFace Barbossa didn’t even have time to take in a full breath when Barron cut her head off from her body.
Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard got away from Skully, and snuck to the dungeon, which was almost filled with water now. She found the keys to the cell hanging on the wall, and unlocked Daris and Bully Hayes’s cell, and they swam out.
What the hell happened up there? Asked Bully-Hayes. Why is the ship sinking, just please tell me that the Black Betty’s crew is dead.
Things didn’t go as planned Bully… Cap’n Mary Bloodbeard began. But Bully didn’t want to hear it; he grabbed her saber and slit her throat.
Just as the battle ended, both of the ships sank into the water. The crew of the Black Betty was left in the dark cool water, without any ships or land insight. Skully swam there in the water, trying to stay floating, but soon he grew tired and a white light over took him. They would all eventually pass out from trying to stay afloat.
Skully One-Eye awoke the next morning, on a beach with the waves crashing against his body; it was a rainy, damp morning… Wow, I’m still alive he said to himself. Skully looked around at the rocky beach and saw the bodies of all of his crew. Wobbly Skully stood up and turned around to look inland, and behind him was a massive cliff shooting straight up into the sky. And on the side of the cliff carved out by the ocean was the face of a human (the face resembled a modern day Al Roker).
Chapter 22
Things were differently interesting on the Black Betty. Sure there were plenty of pirates on there. But there were also the Queen’s naval officer Richart, the voodoo witch Deidre, the Jackalope Maximo, Madison the mermaid, and the two Elders Elmer and Tobias, and the journalist Radley Cooper. Skully and Barron were sailing the Caribbean in search of the BlueBeards ship. The two captains were in command of nearly 50 ships. The task of finding the BlueBeards’ ship shouldn’t be too hard—plus they knew where to look for the ship, the waters off the coast of Panama, was where the ship could often be found.
“We have to save my sisters I don’t want to inherit the crown and become Queen,” cried Audra.
“And I was thinking that perhaps you wanted to save your husband Lurg; or your sisters because you loved them” asked Skully.
“Well yes of course Lurg too, but at least one of my sisters”. Skully and Barron made plans to set up a home base on Green Maria Island off the coast of Panama. The Spanish Armada would be stationed there; it would make it easier for the one ship to travel about, rather than having all 50 searching for the BlueBeards’ Dutch Fleut. Upon arriving at Green Maria Island the next afternoon the crew found an old dock leading up to an old stone factory building, this old building would become the home base for the Spanish Armada, the island was abandoned because mining for gold had ceased on it many years before. Once the base was setup the Black Betty left the port and began its search for the Dutch Fleut.
Skully, Barron and Richart were at the steering wheel of the boat when Cats Eyes walked up to him.
“Excuse me Capt’ns” she began.
“Wait I know you!” Shouted Skully, thinking to himself, where did he know her from? “We went to grade school together in Boston when we were just ye youngins”.
“Aye yes, Skully and more recently we sailed together for many years under the command of Capt’n Black”. Said Cats Eyes.
“Ahh yes, that’s right, har har har” – Skully.
“Eh, ok, but I have come to tell you that Deidre Vasquez is requesting that you two go and see her in her quarters immediately.
“Gale Arm, me matey, take over steering this here ship” said Barron.
“Aye Aye Capt” Skully and Barron walked to Deidre’s quarters. They walked into a very dark, smoky room, and in the middle of the room was a table with candles and a crystal ball. Deidre sat at the table.
Aye, ye beckoned us? Asked Barron.
Yes, Barron. I have used my crystal ball, and I can now see onto the Dutch Fleut. We may be able to use this to help us find the ship’s where abouts, but now all I can see is ocean—Deidre.
Excellent thank ye matey-witch, let be know if any identifiable points of interest, or something identifiable comes into view, proclaimed Skully.
Yes Captain, Ill let you both know.
As Skully and Barron were leaving the room, they heard shouting coming from the deck. Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee were arguing, as a crowd surrounded them.
I am a better medicine than ye bitch ass, screamed Cannons McGee.
Not only am I more knowledgeable about medicine, but I am also a better fighter, and I can get more guys than ye. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Barrel o’ squid, ye cant not fight better than me, I spent many years fighting, and the only reason ye cant get more guys than me is because ye ma owns a whore-house, and ye are her main whore! Angrily screaming Cannons.
At least my mother loves me! Replied Bella Dizzy.
You BITCH, ye knew my ma died givin birth to me, screamed McGee as she pulled out a saber and charged at Bella Dizzy. Bella Dizzy quickly stepped out of her charge, sticking out her leg, and tripping McGee, making the saber go flying across the deck. Cannons McGee fell on her face. Bella Dizzy ran over to her and jumped onto Cannons, turning her face up, and began to smother McGee with her breasts. Seconds passed as McGee fought to get Bella Dizzys’ breasts out of her face, when McGee scratched Bella Dizzys back, Bella Dizzy screamed out in pain, sitting up, allowing McGee to catch her breathe. McGee flipped Bella Dizzy off of her and onto the ground, she then jumped onto Bella and starting slapping and punching. The two girls were rolling around on the deck for a few minutes when suddenly, Jolly Roger cried from the crow’s nest… “Dutch Fleut at 2 o’clock”. Everyone stopped and turned to the 2 o’clock direction.
The Black Betty Raced towards the Dutch Fleut, under the command of Barron Von Black, who was shouting orders at everyone on the ship. Skully One-Eye resumed his old role of cannon smith along with Jolly Roger and Finale the Periwinkle. Richart got his pistols and swords ready.
Ye gonna prove just how great of a fighter ye are, aye Richart? Asked Skully.
I don’t not have to prove myself to pirate, its degrading itself just being on this ship with yer folk. Richart said to Skully.
Just kidding I’m having the time of me life on this ship, Richart said with a slight pirate accent. I deeply thank the Queen for allowing me to have this unique experience… oh and I do forgive you for using my bed for your orgy the other night, you crazy bastard, but thank you and Bella Dizzy for inviting me to join, I sure did have a good time and I know Bella Dizzy did too, Richart said to Skully. Oh and where did those 8 piratess’ go? Richart asked.
I threw them over board this morning, Skully said.
I say, began Barron, with ye three on the cannons, that ship aint lasting to long ye reckon.
I hear ye Capt’ Darlin Cutie Von Bitch—replied Skully as he winked to Barron, as Barron rolled his eyes and walked away… oh that’s crazy Skully for ye, Barron thought to himself.
The Black Betty got closer to the Dutch Fleut.
Hold ye fire till I say to, commanded Skully. Audra are ye getting ready? He asked. Audra was pulling on a black full body suit,
Aye aye, sexy Skully. She said to him. The two ships got closer and closer.
Deidre stood behind Barron, and began to cast a spell. Suddenly the bright blue sails on the Dutch Fleut burst into flames.
Alrighty all non-fighters go into me cabin, ye know I don’t like me Kittie being on deck when we-a-fightin—said the Barron.
Aye, all of me crew are fighter. Said Skully.
FIRE!!! Screamed Skully and cannons being to fly from the Black Betty onto the other ship. Seconds later they returned cannon fire.
Audra, its go time, cried Skully. Barron watched in amazement as Audra climbed into a cannon. Skully lit a match and fired the cannon. Audra went flying across the sky, and onto the Dutch Fleut, looking just like a cannon, when she was flying through the air. Moments later, the Dutch Fleut stopped firing cannons… Audra did her job, she dismantled the cannons.
Aye they must have at least 20 cannon smith on that ship, how did she manage to dismantle them? Asked Richart de Berewick.
Along with being a pirate, mermaid, and princess Audra was also a secret assassin, and knew martial arts… she can handle many many opponents on her own. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Through the looking glass Skully could see that the ship had about 50 crewmembers many of them were those damn Mexicans he hired. He also saw Bully Hayes and Daris BlueBeard. The two ships collided together and The Black Betty’s crew attacked the Dutch Fleut. Skully, Barron, Cats Eyes, Bella Dizzy, Cannons McGee, Gale Arm, Finale, and Jolly Roger all jumped on to the ship with swords a swingin. A group of 5 pirates attacked Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee, as a pair, they sliced and stabbed their attackers, finishing them off in moments… oh what a sight it was to see the two working together. Skully went straight for Daris, as Barron battle Bully Hayes. Finale went below deck searching for Audra, as Gale Arm, Jolly Roger, and Cat Eyes fought the hordes of pirates on the deck. Finale walked down a hallway to find Audra fighting her old enemy Greys’ Blome. Greys’ wanted to get revenge on Audra for nearly killing him many months before. Finale jumped to help Audra battle Greys when 3 Mexican pirates popped out of a doorway and blocked Finale from getting to Audra. Finale pulled out two sabers one in each hand, and began to move towards the three men. Finale sliced off the arm of one of her attackers, he screamed out in pain blood was squirting out of his arm, so much blood came rushing out of his arm, a purple blood… because Mexicans have purple blood. Minutes after minutes more and more blood came out covering Finale from head to two, as the pirate waved his arm about screaming in pain. Finally the pirate fell to the ground the loss of blood killed him. The two other pirates attacked Finale. Finale jumped into the air, kicking one in the head, as she delivered one of the sabers into the neck of the other one. The pirate she kicked in the head, got up, and Finale stabbed him in the gut, slicing him open, and spilling all his entrails. The now covered in blood Finale walked down the hallway towards Audra, who was not weaponless lying on the ground under Greys. He lifted his sword to deliver to final blow to Audra when Finale kicked him in the back. He turned around and screamed as he saw Finale. She was purple from the blood, and startled him. As Finale distracted Greys, Audra got up. Grey turned back to Audra.
Aye Greys… see ye in hell, she screamed as she jumped into the air and snapped his neck. The two girls walked down the hallway, and back to the deck.
On the deck, Skully had Daris in a headlock screaming “UR A BASTARD”. While Bully Hayes and Barron were battling quite furiously. A Mexican pirate snuck up behind Bella Dizzy and raised his sword, but when he was about to split her head into two, Maximo jumped up and attacked the man, eating his face. Maximo land back on the deck, when a sword was coming down from another pirate about to kill Maximo, but seconds before the sword reached Maximo, a gun shot went off and the pirate was killed. Holding the gun was the journalist Radley. Richart was gallantly fighting two pirates, his gracefully sword fighting skills made him appear as doing a serpentine dance, dodging the thrusts of the attackers swords. Back on the Black Betty Elmer Knifenose and Tobias Brower pulled up chairs and watched the fight along with Madison Oceanus who was in her tank.
I say, said Tobias to Elmer and Madison, this is a good show.
Elmer replied with a bunch of mumbling.
A giant wave came-a-rollin and covered the ship. To the surprise of Finale, the purple blood didn’t not wash off.
Flap, Flap, Flap. The wave had caused Audra to turn back into a mermaid, and she flapped around on the deck… this made her very vernable. Richart jumped over and picked Audra up, and brought her back to the safety of the Black Betty.
After nearly two hours Barron, Skully and the crew had Daris, Bully Hayes, and about 10 Mexican pirates, surrounded in a small circle on the ship. Bully Hayes, said that they’re now small group had surrendered. Daris and Bully Hayes were brought to one cell on the Black Betty, as the ten Mexicans were brought to another. The crew of the Black Betty, pillaged the Dutch Fleut, taking treasure, food, rum and weapons, before Deidre had it set on fire. The 12 prisoners were kept alive so that they could find where the BlueBeards secret island was. But getting them to talk was not going to be an easy task.
The Black Betty sailed away from the burning ship. And the crew had dinner and went to their sleeping quarters.
Skully One-Eye stared off the deck of the ship and into the darkening sky. When Barron Von Black walked over to him, and stood next to him.
Oy, tis too bad that Wrath Spike isn’t here to coerce the men to talk, eh? Skully said to Barron.
Aye yes it tis, but we can still get them to talk. I have and idea, where’s that there Bella Dizzy of yers? Asked Barron.
Bella Dizzy? Why would you need her? Asked Skully.
Barron laughed, we can have her “talk” to the Mexicans, har har har.
Aye, member the days on the Blood Galleon, me feel as though we never spent to much time together on that ship during the many years we sailed together, ye always spent most of ye time with Kittie, Dragon Lance, or Wrath Spike, and I spent me time causin trouble with Jolly Roger, FlayBlade, and Cannons McGee… its great that we can spend time together now, said Skully.
Oy that it is. Replied Barron. But I am greatly missing me Kittie, me great treasure ye know?
Ah yes, Ms. Tiger, she a fun one. Replied Skully, as Richart walked over to the two captains.
Good fighting today pirates, he said.
Aye ye too, royal matey, replied Skully.
Tomorrow we’ll get our prisoners to talk… i'm off to bed.
“We have to save my sisters I don’t want to inherit the crown and become Queen,” cried Audra.
“And I was thinking that perhaps you wanted to save your husband Lurg; or your sisters because you loved them” asked Skully.
“Well yes of course Lurg too, but at least one of my sisters”. Skully and Barron made plans to set up a home base on Green Maria Island off the coast of Panama. The Spanish Armada would be stationed there; it would make it easier for the one ship to travel about, rather than having all 50 searching for the BlueBeards’ Dutch Fleut. Upon arriving at Green Maria Island the next afternoon the crew found an old dock leading up to an old stone factory building, this old building would become the home base for the Spanish Armada, the island was abandoned because mining for gold had ceased on it many years before. Once the base was setup the Black Betty left the port and began its search for the Dutch Fleut.
Skully, Barron and Richart were at the steering wheel of the boat when Cats Eyes walked up to him.
“Excuse me Capt’ns” she began.
“Wait I know you!” Shouted Skully, thinking to himself, where did he know her from? “We went to grade school together in Boston when we were just ye youngins”.
“Aye yes, Skully and more recently we sailed together for many years under the command of Capt’n Black”. Said Cats Eyes.
“Ahh yes, that’s right, har har har” – Skully.
“Eh, ok, but I have come to tell you that Deidre Vasquez is requesting that you two go and see her in her quarters immediately.
“Gale Arm, me matey, take over steering this here ship” said Barron.
“Aye Aye Capt” Skully and Barron walked to Deidre’s quarters. They walked into a very dark, smoky room, and in the middle of the room was a table with candles and a crystal ball. Deidre sat at the table.
Aye, ye beckoned us? Asked Barron.
Yes, Barron. I have used my crystal ball, and I can now see onto the Dutch Fleut. We may be able to use this to help us find the ship’s where abouts, but now all I can see is ocean—Deidre.
Excellent thank ye matey-witch, let be know if any identifiable points of interest, or something identifiable comes into view, proclaimed Skully.
Yes Captain, Ill let you both know.
As Skully and Barron were leaving the room, they heard shouting coming from the deck. Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee were arguing, as a crowd surrounded them.
I am a better medicine than ye bitch ass, screamed Cannons McGee.
Not only am I more knowledgeable about medicine, but I am also a better fighter, and I can get more guys than ye. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Barrel o’ squid, ye cant not fight better than me, I spent many years fighting, and the only reason ye cant get more guys than me is because ye ma owns a whore-house, and ye are her main whore! Angrily screaming Cannons.
At least my mother loves me! Replied Bella Dizzy.
You BITCH, ye knew my ma died givin birth to me, screamed McGee as she pulled out a saber and charged at Bella Dizzy. Bella Dizzy quickly stepped out of her charge, sticking out her leg, and tripping McGee, making the saber go flying across the deck. Cannons McGee fell on her face. Bella Dizzy ran over to her and jumped onto Cannons, turning her face up, and began to smother McGee with her breasts. Seconds passed as McGee fought to get Bella Dizzys’ breasts out of her face, when McGee scratched Bella Dizzys back, Bella Dizzy screamed out in pain, sitting up, allowing McGee to catch her breathe. McGee flipped Bella Dizzy off of her and onto the ground, she then jumped onto Bella and starting slapping and punching. The two girls were rolling around on the deck for a few minutes when suddenly, Jolly Roger cried from the crow’s nest… “Dutch Fleut at 2 o’clock”. Everyone stopped and turned to the 2 o’clock direction.
The Black Betty Raced towards the Dutch Fleut, under the command of Barron Von Black, who was shouting orders at everyone on the ship. Skully One-Eye resumed his old role of cannon smith along with Jolly Roger and Finale the Periwinkle. Richart got his pistols and swords ready.
Ye gonna prove just how great of a fighter ye are, aye Richart? Asked Skully.
I don’t not have to prove myself to pirate, its degrading itself just being on this ship with yer folk. Richart said to Skully.
Just kidding I’m having the time of me life on this ship, Richart said with a slight pirate accent. I deeply thank the Queen for allowing me to have this unique experience… oh and I do forgive you for using my bed for your orgy the other night, you crazy bastard, but thank you and Bella Dizzy for inviting me to join, I sure did have a good time and I know Bella Dizzy did too, Richart said to Skully. Oh and where did those 8 piratess’ go? Richart asked.
I threw them over board this morning, Skully said.
I say, began Barron, with ye three on the cannons, that ship aint lasting to long ye reckon.
I hear ye Capt’ Darlin Cutie Von Bitch—replied Skully as he winked to Barron, as Barron rolled his eyes and walked away… oh that’s crazy Skully for ye, Barron thought to himself.
The Black Betty got closer to the Dutch Fleut.
Hold ye fire till I say to, commanded Skully. Audra are ye getting ready? He asked. Audra was pulling on a black full body suit,
Aye aye, sexy Skully. She said to him. The two ships got closer and closer.
Deidre stood behind Barron, and began to cast a spell. Suddenly the bright blue sails on the Dutch Fleut burst into flames.
Alrighty all non-fighters go into me cabin, ye know I don’t like me Kittie being on deck when we-a-fightin—said the Barron.
Aye, all of me crew are fighter. Said Skully.
FIRE!!! Screamed Skully and cannons being to fly from the Black Betty onto the other ship. Seconds later they returned cannon fire.
Audra, its go time, cried Skully. Barron watched in amazement as Audra climbed into a cannon. Skully lit a match and fired the cannon. Audra went flying across the sky, and onto the Dutch Fleut, looking just like a cannon, when she was flying through the air. Moments later, the Dutch Fleut stopped firing cannons… Audra did her job, she dismantled the cannons.
Aye they must have at least 20 cannon smith on that ship, how did she manage to dismantle them? Asked Richart de Berewick.
Along with being a pirate, mermaid, and princess Audra was also a secret assassin, and knew martial arts… she can handle many many opponents on her own. Replied Bella Dizzy.
Through the looking glass Skully could see that the ship had about 50 crewmembers many of them were those damn Mexicans he hired. He also saw Bully Hayes and Daris BlueBeard. The two ships collided together and The Black Betty’s crew attacked the Dutch Fleut. Skully, Barron, Cats Eyes, Bella Dizzy, Cannons McGee, Gale Arm, Finale, and Jolly Roger all jumped on to the ship with swords a swingin. A group of 5 pirates attacked Bella Dizzy and Cannons McGee, as a pair, they sliced and stabbed their attackers, finishing them off in moments… oh what a sight it was to see the two working together. Skully went straight for Daris, as Barron battle Bully Hayes. Finale went below deck searching for Audra, as Gale Arm, Jolly Roger, and Cat Eyes fought the hordes of pirates on the deck. Finale walked down a hallway to find Audra fighting her old enemy Greys’ Blome. Greys’ wanted to get revenge on Audra for nearly killing him many months before. Finale jumped to help Audra battle Greys when 3 Mexican pirates popped out of a doorway and blocked Finale from getting to Audra. Finale pulled out two sabers one in each hand, and began to move towards the three men. Finale sliced off the arm of one of her attackers, he screamed out in pain blood was squirting out of his arm, so much blood came rushing out of his arm, a purple blood… because Mexicans have purple blood. Minutes after minutes more and more blood came out covering Finale from head to two, as the pirate waved his arm about screaming in pain. Finally the pirate fell to the ground the loss of blood killed him. The two other pirates attacked Finale. Finale jumped into the air, kicking one in the head, as she delivered one of the sabers into the neck of the other one. The pirate she kicked in the head, got up, and Finale stabbed him in the gut, slicing him open, and spilling all his entrails. The now covered in blood Finale walked down the hallway towards Audra, who was not weaponless lying on the ground under Greys. He lifted his sword to deliver to final blow to Audra when Finale kicked him in the back. He turned around and screamed as he saw Finale. She was purple from the blood, and startled him. As Finale distracted Greys, Audra got up. Grey turned back to Audra.
Aye Greys… see ye in hell, she screamed as she jumped into the air and snapped his neck. The two girls walked down the hallway, and back to the deck.
On the deck, Skully had Daris in a headlock screaming “UR A BASTARD”. While Bully Hayes and Barron were battling quite furiously. A Mexican pirate snuck up behind Bella Dizzy and raised his sword, but when he was about to split her head into two, Maximo jumped up and attacked the man, eating his face. Maximo land back on the deck, when a sword was coming down from another pirate about to kill Maximo, but seconds before the sword reached Maximo, a gun shot went off and the pirate was killed. Holding the gun was the journalist Radley. Richart was gallantly fighting two pirates, his gracefully sword fighting skills made him appear as doing a serpentine dance, dodging the thrusts of the attackers swords. Back on the Black Betty Elmer Knifenose and Tobias Brower pulled up chairs and watched the fight along with Madison Oceanus who was in her tank.
I say, said Tobias to Elmer and Madison, this is a good show.
Elmer replied with a bunch of mumbling.
A giant wave came-a-rollin and covered the ship. To the surprise of Finale, the purple blood didn’t not wash off.
Flap, Flap, Flap. The wave had caused Audra to turn back into a mermaid, and she flapped around on the deck… this made her very vernable. Richart jumped over and picked Audra up, and brought her back to the safety of the Black Betty.
After nearly two hours Barron, Skully and the crew had Daris, Bully Hayes, and about 10 Mexican pirates, surrounded in a small circle on the ship. Bully Hayes, said that they’re now small group had surrendered. Daris and Bully Hayes were brought to one cell on the Black Betty, as the ten Mexicans were brought to another. The crew of the Black Betty, pillaged the Dutch Fleut, taking treasure, food, rum and weapons, before Deidre had it set on fire. The 12 prisoners were kept alive so that they could find where the BlueBeards secret island was. But getting them to talk was not going to be an easy task.
The Black Betty sailed away from the burning ship. And the crew had dinner and went to their sleeping quarters.
Skully One-Eye stared off the deck of the ship and into the darkening sky. When Barron Von Black walked over to him, and stood next to him.
Oy, tis too bad that Wrath Spike isn’t here to coerce the men to talk, eh? Skully said to Barron.
Aye yes it tis, but we can still get them to talk. I have and idea, where’s that there Bella Dizzy of yers? Asked Barron.
Bella Dizzy? Why would you need her? Asked Skully.
Barron laughed, we can have her “talk” to the Mexicans, har har har.
Aye, member the days on the Blood Galleon, me feel as though we never spent to much time together on that ship during the many years we sailed together, ye always spent most of ye time with Kittie, Dragon Lance, or Wrath Spike, and I spent me time causin trouble with Jolly Roger, FlayBlade, and Cannons McGee… its great that we can spend time together now, said Skully.
Oy that it is. Replied Barron. But I am greatly missing me Kittie, me great treasure ye know?
Ah yes, Ms. Tiger, she a fun one. Replied Skully, as Richart walked over to the two captains.
Good fighting today pirates, he said.
Aye ye too, royal matey, replied Skully.
Tomorrow we’ll get our prisoners to talk… i'm off to bed.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Chapter 21
Chapter 21 is narrated by Bradley Cutler.
Captain Skully One-Eye and Captain Barron Von Black sailed back to the Caribbean from Spain aboard their new ship the Black Betty. They were in co-command of the ship, along with the entire Spanish Armada. They that been enlisted by the Queen to save her daughters and destroy the BlueBeard crimes family… but until they do, Spain was now under the control of the family. The Queen had the noble commandeer of the Spanish Armada go with the two captains; he would speak on behalf of the Queen, Sir Richart de Berewick. Skully and Barron didn’t like the idea of working with Sir Richart, or with the Spanish Armada, but they knew that they needed the help of the navy in order to save everyone.
The crew aboard the Black Betty was a mix of Skully’s crew and Barron’s crew. Many pirates had been kidnapped along with the two princesses, including my father the wise pirate Sid Cutler. However it was certainly an experience for the two great pirate captains to be working together.
Once we got back to the Caribbean the pirate captains from all of the surrounding seas held a huge unprecenedant meeting. The meeting allowed for the all the pirates to come together and discuss the threat of the BlueBeards. And of course some of the pirates that came to the meeting were under the control of the Bluebeards. But most of the pirates that are under the control of the Bluebeards are not friends with them, they are instead forced or threatened to be, much like the Queen.
Skully and Barron first needed to know where the BlueBeards home base was. They did have a ship, but they also you located on an island. And they needed to know where it was. When the Black Betty reached a pirate port, Skully and Bella Dizzy set out in the town to learn what they could about the BlueBeards.
While in the town Skully met up with an old friend of his. Henri Black Caesar. Bella Dizzy’s eye lit up at the sight of Black Caesar. He was one of the most famous Black Pirates; his parents were once slaves on Haiti. Bella Dizzy was filled with passion. She wanted this man, and he was the man of her dreams. Bella forgot all about her sister and mother being taken captive, her only focus now was on this man in front of her. Skully asked Black Caesar if her knew anything about the BlueBeard family. Black Caesar said that he did know about the BlueBeard Family. They sailed on a ship called the Dutch Fleut, and they were usually found sailing near Panama. Black Caesar mentioned that he didn’t know where their secret island hide was, but expressed concern to Skully about those who were missing. As Black Caesar spoke Bella Dizzy humped his leg. Skully and Dizzy thanked Black Caesar and returned to their ship.
The next morning the Black Betty would head out to Panama, but first everyone needed a good night of sleep so they stayed in port for the evening.
Once everyone was asleep, Bella Dizzy snuck off the boat and found Black Caesar at the local bar, and needless to say within minutes they were making love, right there on the bar.
Captain Skully One-Eye and Captain Barron Von Black sailed back to the Caribbean from Spain aboard their new ship the Black Betty. They were in co-command of the ship, along with the entire Spanish Armada. They that been enlisted by the Queen to save her daughters and destroy the BlueBeard crimes family… but until they do, Spain was now under the control of the family. The Queen had the noble commandeer of the Spanish Armada go with the two captains; he would speak on behalf of the Queen, Sir Richart de Berewick. Skully and Barron didn’t like the idea of working with Sir Richart, or with the Spanish Armada, but they knew that they needed the help of the navy in order to save everyone.
The crew aboard the Black Betty was a mix of Skully’s crew and Barron’s crew. Many pirates had been kidnapped along with the two princesses, including my father the wise pirate Sid Cutler. However it was certainly an experience for the two great pirate captains to be working together.
Once we got back to the Caribbean the pirate captains from all of the surrounding seas held a huge unprecenedant meeting. The meeting allowed for the all the pirates to come together and discuss the threat of the BlueBeards. And of course some of the pirates that came to the meeting were under the control of the Bluebeards. But most of the pirates that are under the control of the Bluebeards are not friends with them, they are instead forced or threatened to be, much like the Queen.
Skully and Barron first needed to know where the BlueBeards home base was. They did have a ship, but they also you located on an island. And they needed to know where it was. When the Black Betty reached a pirate port, Skully and Bella Dizzy set out in the town to learn what they could about the BlueBeards.
While in the town Skully met up with an old friend of his. Henri Black Caesar. Bella Dizzy’s eye lit up at the sight of Black Caesar. He was one of the most famous Black Pirates; his parents were once slaves on Haiti. Bella Dizzy was filled with passion. She wanted this man, and he was the man of her dreams. Bella forgot all about her sister and mother being taken captive, her only focus now was on this man in front of her. Skully asked Black Caesar if her knew anything about the BlueBeard family. Black Caesar said that he did know about the BlueBeard Family. They sailed on a ship called the Dutch Fleut, and they were usually found sailing near Panama. Black Caesar mentioned that he didn’t know where their secret island hide was, but expressed concern to Skully about those who were missing. As Black Caesar spoke Bella Dizzy humped his leg. Skully and Dizzy thanked Black Caesar and returned to their ship.
The next morning the Black Betty would head out to Panama, but first everyone needed a good night of sleep so they stayed in port for the evening.
Once everyone was asleep, Bella Dizzy snuck off the boat and found Black Caesar at the local bar, and needless to say within minutes they were making love, right there on the bar.
Chapter 20
This was certainly was to be an interesting wedding. It’s the first time that a pirate was to marry a royal. And it will be very interesting to see the royals and the pirates come together.
Ships from all over the world were gathering in Spain to celebrate the wedding of Lurg and Audra. But many royals from other countries (i.e. England and France) were not coming to the wedding because they were boycotting the fact that a royal family member was marrying a pirate.
Skully and Condi got to the palace and was greeted by the Queen. They went in and congratulated Lurg and Audra. Although Audra was the youngest of her sisters she was the first to be married. Skully soon realized that none of his crew was in Spain yet. Condi and Skully spent the day with Lurg and Audra. The four of them were walking in the palace gardens when they passed by a grand water fountain and naturally Lurg shoved Skully into the water. Skully got up and pulled Lurg into the water. He then went and picked up Condi and body slammed her into the water. And then Skully went after Audra. Everyone scream at Skully to make him stop. But he picked her up anyways and threw her also into the water; she immediately turned into a mermaid. Audra climbed out of the fountain, and flapped around on the ground.
“Thanks Ass” She said to Skully, the four of them laughed. Skully had forgotten about her “condition”. After about a half hour she was dried off, and they continued their walk.
The next day (the day before the wedding) more ships were arriving in the harbor and amoung them was the Skull Galleon. Barron Von Black brought Finale over with her boyfriend Jolly Roger, and he brought Bella Dizzy and Liza Dregg who were with Venom Kisser. Through out the day more ships came carrying crew of the Judith Prosperous. And many other familiar faces came into port during the day too. The last ship to arrive was a ship carrying the Elders. The Elders only attended extremely important events and this wedding was going to be grand!
Wedding bells began ringing at 10am the next morning. The wedding was at 12 noon. Before the wedding the members taking part in the ceremony was part of a parade through the town.
Regular and unimportant guests arrived at the chapel first. The chapel was huge and brightly lit. After the unimportant guests came Lurg and his best person, Condi. Then came the minister, the minister was Skully One Eye. Skully had become an Ordained Minister many years before. Following the minister came royal family members. Then the Elders came and sat in the front row of the pirate side (the church was split into 2, one side being the royals side and the pirates on the other side). Next to be seated were Audra’s sisters the princesses. Their mother, the Queen, followed them. Everyone bowed as she walked down the aisle to the front row where she sat with her daughters. Barron Von Black, his crew, along with Skully’s crew was seated behind the Elders, with other random pirates seated behind them.
Following the Queen came the Brides’ Maids and the Maid of Honor. Hackin Eve Bones’ was the first Bridesmaid, she was followed by Finale the Periwinkle, next came Deidre Vasquez. And the last Brides Maid to come was Madison. She was in a large glass tank on top of an elegant carriage being pulled down the aisle by the Queens men. The maid of honor followed Madison. Bella Dizzy the Bitter was the Maid of Horror… I mean Honor. Next to walk down the aisle was the ring boy. Maximo was the ring boy. He hopped down the aisle with the 2 rings dangling from his antlers. And of course following the ring boy was the flower girl. Ursula came skipping down the aisle as the flower girl throwing flower pedals. The orchestra then qued the Brides music. Audra came walking down the aisle accompanied by Vasca de Game, who would be giving her away.
Audra got to the alter and Skully began the ceremony.
“Today we are gathered her to celebrate a love between two people; two people whose love has produced a gathering of two very different classes of people, a great love that can be heard into the wee hours of the morning screaming out juicy sounds of passion. Indeed this is a special day.”
“AAAAACCCHHHHOOOOOOO” suddenly screamed Cannons McGee, whose sneeze sounds like a monkey in a rainforest. Everyone thunderously laughed.
“Bitch you be trippin if you try to do that again take away the spot light from Audra and Lurg and ruin this wedding” Said Bella Dizzy to Cannons McGee.
“Whatever Bella, Ill just talk about you behind your back, and tell lies about you and your sister to your mother, Liza Dregg, who owns a whore house, how ironic considering her daughter is a whore” replied Cannons.
“ENOUGH” cried the Queen, “don’t you ladies have any class”.
“Um ok continuing. These two beautiful people (Skully winks at Lurg) had to over come a lot to be together. There was first the love/hate relationship, followed by Audras untimely death, along with Lurg sleeping with Bella Dizzy. So many obstacles for these two, but against all odds they have prevailed, take a look at them now, happy and getting married.”
“Let me begin- before we go any further is there anyone who thinks that these two should not be married?”
Everyone in the church looked at Condi, then at the Queen, then at Bella Dizzy, and finally everyone looked at Barron Von Black because he started to violently cough randomly, Ursula passed him some rum to clear his throat. No one came forward.
“Now do you Lurg the Fist take the Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople to be your lawfully wedded wife, and do you promise to love, honor and respect her, and comfort her, and keep her in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her for so long as you both shall live? God forbid she dies again,” Skully asked to Lurg.
“I do,” said Lurg.
“Ok good” said Skully.
“And do you Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople, take this man, Lurg the Fist, to be your lawfully wedded husband, and do you promise to love, honor and respect him, and comfort him, and keep him in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him for so long as you both shall live?
I do. Said Audra, wiping away a tear.
“Audra you may now kiss the Bride… opps I mean Lurg you may now kiss the groom…. Err umm how about you just kiss!”.
Lurg lifted Audra you to his face and they kissed.
Everyone cheered. The wedding bells once again began to toll, as everyone stood clapping. Skully looked over to the Queen, who was brought to tears, you could tell by the look on her face that she was proud of Audra, Skully then glanced over to where Barron Von Black was sitting Barron was overwhelmed with tears. It was certainly a touching day.
Shots suddenly rang out in the church; the doors busted open and about 30-40 men came storming inside. The royal guards tried to stop them, but the trustpassengers were too much. There were a few recognizable faces among the group. It was the BlueBeard family. A Mafia-crime-pirate family that was all and all evil. Skully’s archenemies Daris was there; his grandfather Clegg (who was the patricharch of the family) was also a big enemy of the Elders. Bully Hayes was Daris’s father; he was the criminal who conned the Queen into thinking he was a noble man, and she married him, Bully Hayes was also a big enemy of Vasca’s. Also in the crime family was Burt Bloodgut, Audra’s ex fiancée from when she was a princess. Medusa unbenounced to anyone else before turns out to be apart of the family as well. Grey Blome, the former 1st mate of Captain Hook was a BlueBeard also he was Bully Hayes’ brother, and Burt’s father. And in the crime family were the 2 Ackers, formally from Tora Bora Bora, formally of the Deadly Seven. The rest of the men were the 30 Mexicans that Skully hired to be the crew on his ship.
Clegg slowly made his way to the front of the church.
“Oh what a joyous day, apparently someone forgot to invite my family. Its ok we came anyways”.
“Why are you here Clegg?” asked the Queen. “You already had your son Bully trick me into marriage, stole great amounts of my fortune, and publicly humiliated me…. Isn’t that enough?”.
Clegg proceeded to talk, “there are many many people in this room that has gotten in the way of my families happiness”.
Skully spoke up… “Your awful family is ruining many lives, Daris’ stole my bride away from me!”.
Did he? Asked Clegg. “Or did she just leave you to be with him instead? Is there anything keeping you with Daris?” Asked Clegg to Maeghan Belle.
“No, we are in love”. Skully was hurt, he trusted this woman, even though it was many years before.
“We are here because my family is fast on our way to controlling the world. From Royalty to Pirates, to mermaids, and every other creature, will be under the control of my family. I will take away something from every royal house… every country in the world, therefore making them come under my control or else that “something” I took would be gone forever”. —Clegg. Thunderstruck outside as Clegg spoke. Ironically the sunny warm day has turned dark, cold and rainy.
“Not my precious Audra! She can’t be taken away from me again,” cried the Queen.
“Join me, my family, or forever live in fear, fear that my family will destroy you for your resistance. What do you say will you join me?” Ask Clegg. He looked to the Queen, Skully, Barron and The Elders, they all said NO. Clegg was furious. But as if they were reading each other minds Barron and Skully ran over to Daris and held swords to his throat.
No, no, said Clegg who pointed over to the Captainess Kittie whom had a gun held to her head by Bully Hayes. Skully and Barron retracted.
Suddenly smoke filled the church and nothing could be seen, only screams and rustling could be heard. Once the smoke settled Skully realized that the Bluebeards were gone… and with them were many of the guests of the wedding… kidnapped! Audra and the Queen screamed at the same time.
“Lurg is gone” Cried Audra.
“My daughters are gone!” screamed the Queen. Skully looked at Audra and said, “Honestly I totally thought that you would be the kidnapped one mate”. Among those who were taken by the family were:
Lurg
Sid Cutler
Captainess Kittie and baby
Venom Kisser
Liza Dregg
Vasca de Gama
Chester
Hackin Eve
The two royal princesses
Ursula
Condi
And Razorwind, Knifebance, Cat Eyes, and Blood Claw from Barrons ship.
Later that day the Queen held a meeting with Skully, Barron, and Elmer and Tobias (of the Elders). They discussed what they could do to save those whom were taken captive. They decided that the pirates along with the Spanish Armada would go after the Bluebeard family. It was decided at this meeting that Barron and Skully would co-captain a ship and the two Elders would accompany them as advisors. The Queen gave the 2 captains a brand new top of the line ship, a man of war, that they called the Black Betty. The Queen was willing to do anything to save her daughters. The Black Betty along with the Spanish Armada under the command of Skully and Barron set out the next morning.
Ships from all over the world were gathering in Spain to celebrate the wedding of Lurg and Audra. But many royals from other countries (i.e. England and France) were not coming to the wedding because they were boycotting the fact that a royal family member was marrying a pirate.
Skully and Condi got to the palace and was greeted by the Queen. They went in and congratulated Lurg and Audra. Although Audra was the youngest of her sisters she was the first to be married. Skully soon realized that none of his crew was in Spain yet. Condi and Skully spent the day with Lurg and Audra. The four of them were walking in the palace gardens when they passed by a grand water fountain and naturally Lurg shoved Skully into the water. Skully got up and pulled Lurg into the water. He then went and picked up Condi and body slammed her into the water. And then Skully went after Audra. Everyone scream at Skully to make him stop. But he picked her up anyways and threw her also into the water; she immediately turned into a mermaid. Audra climbed out of the fountain, and flapped around on the ground.
“Thanks Ass” She said to Skully, the four of them laughed. Skully had forgotten about her “condition”. After about a half hour she was dried off, and they continued their walk.
The next day (the day before the wedding) more ships were arriving in the harbor and amoung them was the Skull Galleon. Barron Von Black brought Finale over with her boyfriend Jolly Roger, and he brought Bella Dizzy and Liza Dregg who were with Venom Kisser. Through out the day more ships came carrying crew of the Judith Prosperous. And many other familiar faces came into port during the day too. The last ship to arrive was a ship carrying the Elders. The Elders only attended extremely important events and this wedding was going to be grand!
Wedding bells began ringing at 10am the next morning. The wedding was at 12 noon. Before the wedding the members taking part in the ceremony was part of a parade through the town.
Regular and unimportant guests arrived at the chapel first. The chapel was huge and brightly lit. After the unimportant guests came Lurg and his best person, Condi. Then came the minister, the minister was Skully One Eye. Skully had become an Ordained Minister many years before. Following the minister came royal family members. Then the Elders came and sat in the front row of the pirate side (the church was split into 2, one side being the royals side and the pirates on the other side). Next to be seated were Audra’s sisters the princesses. Their mother, the Queen, followed them. Everyone bowed as she walked down the aisle to the front row where she sat with her daughters. Barron Von Black, his crew, along with Skully’s crew was seated behind the Elders, with other random pirates seated behind them.
Following the Queen came the Brides’ Maids and the Maid of Honor. Hackin Eve Bones’ was the first Bridesmaid, she was followed by Finale the Periwinkle, next came Deidre Vasquez. And the last Brides Maid to come was Madison. She was in a large glass tank on top of an elegant carriage being pulled down the aisle by the Queens men. The maid of honor followed Madison. Bella Dizzy the Bitter was the Maid of Horror… I mean Honor. Next to walk down the aisle was the ring boy. Maximo was the ring boy. He hopped down the aisle with the 2 rings dangling from his antlers. And of course following the ring boy was the flower girl. Ursula came skipping down the aisle as the flower girl throwing flower pedals. The orchestra then qued the Brides music. Audra came walking down the aisle accompanied by Vasca de Game, who would be giving her away.
Audra got to the alter and Skully began the ceremony.
“Today we are gathered her to celebrate a love between two people; two people whose love has produced a gathering of two very different classes of people, a great love that can be heard into the wee hours of the morning screaming out juicy sounds of passion. Indeed this is a special day.”
“AAAAACCCHHHHOOOOOOO” suddenly screamed Cannons McGee, whose sneeze sounds like a monkey in a rainforest. Everyone thunderously laughed.
“Bitch you be trippin if you try to do that again take away the spot light from Audra and Lurg and ruin this wedding” Said Bella Dizzy to Cannons McGee.
“Whatever Bella, Ill just talk about you behind your back, and tell lies about you and your sister to your mother, Liza Dregg, who owns a whore house, how ironic considering her daughter is a whore” replied Cannons.
“ENOUGH” cried the Queen, “don’t you ladies have any class”.
“Um ok continuing. These two beautiful people (Skully winks at Lurg) had to over come a lot to be together. There was first the love/hate relationship, followed by Audras untimely death, along with Lurg sleeping with Bella Dizzy. So many obstacles for these two, but against all odds they have prevailed, take a look at them now, happy and getting married.”
“Let me begin- before we go any further is there anyone who thinks that these two should not be married?”
Everyone in the church looked at Condi, then at the Queen, then at Bella Dizzy, and finally everyone looked at Barron Von Black because he started to violently cough randomly, Ursula passed him some rum to clear his throat. No one came forward.
“Now do you Lurg the Fist take the Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople to be your lawfully wedded wife, and do you promise to love, honor and respect her, and comfort her, and keep her in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her for so long as you both shall live? God forbid she dies again,” Skully asked to Lurg.
“I do,” said Lurg.
“Ok good” said Skully.
“And do you Princess Isabella Audra Bellamy Constantinople, take this man, Lurg the Fist, to be your lawfully wedded husband, and do you promise to love, honor and respect him, and comfort him, and keep him in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him for so long as you both shall live?
I do. Said Audra, wiping away a tear.
“Audra you may now kiss the Bride… opps I mean Lurg you may now kiss the groom…. Err umm how about you just kiss!”.
Lurg lifted Audra you to his face and they kissed.
Everyone cheered. The wedding bells once again began to toll, as everyone stood clapping. Skully looked over to the Queen, who was brought to tears, you could tell by the look on her face that she was proud of Audra, Skully then glanced over to where Barron Von Black was sitting Barron was overwhelmed with tears. It was certainly a touching day.
Shots suddenly rang out in the church; the doors busted open and about 30-40 men came storming inside. The royal guards tried to stop them, but the trustpassengers were too much. There were a few recognizable faces among the group. It was the BlueBeard family. A Mafia-crime-pirate family that was all and all evil. Skully’s archenemies Daris was there; his grandfather Clegg (who was the patricharch of the family) was also a big enemy of the Elders. Bully Hayes was Daris’s father; he was the criminal who conned the Queen into thinking he was a noble man, and she married him, Bully Hayes was also a big enemy of Vasca’s. Also in the crime family was Burt Bloodgut, Audra’s ex fiancée from when she was a princess. Medusa unbenounced to anyone else before turns out to be apart of the family as well. Grey Blome, the former 1st mate of Captain Hook was a BlueBeard also he was Bully Hayes’ brother, and Burt’s father. And in the crime family were the 2 Ackers, formally from Tora Bora Bora, formally of the Deadly Seven. The rest of the men were the 30 Mexicans that Skully hired to be the crew on his ship.
Clegg slowly made his way to the front of the church.
“Oh what a joyous day, apparently someone forgot to invite my family. Its ok we came anyways”.
“Why are you here Clegg?” asked the Queen. “You already had your son Bully trick me into marriage, stole great amounts of my fortune, and publicly humiliated me…. Isn’t that enough?”.
Clegg proceeded to talk, “there are many many people in this room that has gotten in the way of my families happiness”.
Skully spoke up… “Your awful family is ruining many lives, Daris’ stole my bride away from me!”.
Did he? Asked Clegg. “Or did she just leave you to be with him instead? Is there anything keeping you with Daris?” Asked Clegg to Maeghan Belle.
“No, we are in love”. Skully was hurt, he trusted this woman, even though it was many years before.
“We are here because my family is fast on our way to controlling the world. From Royalty to Pirates, to mermaids, and every other creature, will be under the control of my family. I will take away something from every royal house… every country in the world, therefore making them come under my control or else that “something” I took would be gone forever”. —Clegg. Thunderstruck outside as Clegg spoke. Ironically the sunny warm day has turned dark, cold and rainy.
“Not my precious Audra! She can’t be taken away from me again,” cried the Queen.
“Join me, my family, or forever live in fear, fear that my family will destroy you for your resistance. What do you say will you join me?” Ask Clegg. He looked to the Queen, Skully, Barron and The Elders, they all said NO. Clegg was furious. But as if they were reading each other minds Barron and Skully ran over to Daris and held swords to his throat.
No, no, said Clegg who pointed over to the Captainess Kittie whom had a gun held to her head by Bully Hayes. Skully and Barron retracted.
Suddenly smoke filled the church and nothing could be seen, only screams and rustling could be heard. Once the smoke settled Skully realized that the Bluebeards were gone… and with them were many of the guests of the wedding… kidnapped! Audra and the Queen screamed at the same time.
“Lurg is gone” Cried Audra.
“My daughters are gone!” screamed the Queen. Skully looked at Audra and said, “Honestly I totally thought that you would be the kidnapped one mate”. Among those who were taken by the family were:
Lurg
Sid Cutler
Captainess Kittie and baby
Venom Kisser
Liza Dregg
Vasca de Gama
Chester
Hackin Eve
The two royal princesses
Ursula
Condi
And Razorwind, Knifebance, Cat Eyes, and Blood Claw from Barrons ship.
Later that day the Queen held a meeting with Skully, Barron, and Elmer and Tobias (of the Elders). They discussed what they could do to save those whom were taken captive. They decided that the pirates along with the Spanish Armada would go after the Bluebeard family. It was decided at this meeting that Barron and Skully would co-captain a ship and the two Elders would accompany them as advisors. The Queen gave the 2 captains a brand new top of the line ship, a man of war, that they called the Black Betty. The Queen was willing to do anything to save her daughters. The Black Betty along with the Spanish Armada under the command of Skully and Barron set out the next morning.
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