Captain Skully One-Eye and his merry mates had one goal…. To commandeer a ship. Skully One-Eye had seen the perfect ship as he entered the port a few days before. It was the Judith Prosperous. The Judith Prosperous was a GLORIOUS ship owned by the British Royal Navy. Skully One-Eye and his mates thought of a vicious scheme as to go about getting the ship and making it their own.
The came to the docks in the middle of the night. Sweeping into the docks without a sound, dressed in disguise as Indians. There are two soldiers guarding the Judith Prosperous. The In-gins slowly snuck onto the docks without any detection carrying “secret weapons”. Once they reached the middle of the middle of the docks, they pulled out their “secret weapons”. Their “secret weapons” were an assortment of drums, maracas, fire crackers and a Malakoff cocktail. The pirates began to loudly play their music, set off the firecrackers and threw the Molotov cocktail and had a great time in their pow-wow. Their pow-wow immediately got the attention of the guards who ran over and left their posts.
Skully One-Eye, Lurg The Fist, and Yellow Hackins dove into the water and swam towards the Judith Prosperous undetected. And without anyone knowing they climbed aboard the ship. The rest of the pirates played on in the pow-wow. As the guards started to round everyone up Bella Dizzy The Bitter and Finale The Periwinkle went into action. They were scantily clad, and began flaunting their breasts at the soldiers. The soldiers were so preoccupied with the sultry piratess’ that they didn’t notice the other mates sneak by them and head towards the Judith Prosperous until Chester Buyout bumped into one of the guards nearly knocking him into the water. The guards awoke out of their horny trance and were about to arrest the lovely when out of no where and exactly at the same time Finale The Periwinkle stuck a knife into the gut of one of the soldiers while Bella Dizzy The Bitter whipped out a sword and chopped the other soldiers head off. They then ran towards the JP to meet up with the rest of the crew. And as they ran Bella Dizzy The Bitter grabbed the head of the soldier she just brutally murdered….. She wanted it as a soveigner.
Meanwhile back on board the JP, Skully One-Eye, Lurg The Fist, and Yellow Condi Hackins had surprised the sleeping unarmed shipmates. Fighting them—throwing some over board and corralling the rest into the dungeons below. They had the ships captain a royal in the navy and other high officers. Lurg The Fist, and Yellow Condi Hackins were two of the most vicious and sinister pirates in all the seas. The menacing glaring look and loud commanding yells, plus their swords had rattled the royal navy, trying to comply with the pirate’s orders. The royal navy was so frightened of what Lurg The Fist, and Yellow Condi Hackins may due to them, that they all ran into the prison cell without any hesitation. Once they were all in there they were locked up. It was then as they were about to leave the prison that they noticed that in with the navy men was Skully One Eye. For he too became scared of his two top pirates that he also startled ran with the navy men into the cell. Yellow Condi Hackins pulled him out and the three of them went upstairs to meet the rest on the deck.
The kills for the nite-- Lurg The Fist had 5, Yellow Condi Hackins had 4, and Skully One Eye, Bella Dizzy The Bitter and Finale The Periwinkle each had one kill. With the 12-killed British army, 6 captive, and 15 injured or thrown over board, the crew of the JP were slowly climbing their way to the British Most Wanted Pirate List. A week later Skully One Eye traded the 6 British Soldiers to a small British Brigagde for 6000 pounds.
Weeks had passed on the Judith Proposous Skully One Eye held a tight ship. Mornings began at dawn and everyone had daily chores. Skully One Eye, Lurg The Fist, and Yellow Condi Hackins would hold meeting to discuss the day’s events and to plan out what was in store for the crew that day. Ursula Birdwind would prepare breakfast. Bella Dizzy The Bitter would take the wheel and direct the ships direction while Skully One Eye was in his meetings. Finale The Periwinkle would clean the cannons. Hackin’ Eve Bones would take the animals from the storage pens (there were usually a cow, goat, few pigs, and chickens) walk them on the deck, feed and clean them, and clean their pens. Vasca de Gama, Chester Buoy, and Audra Bellamy would clean the sides of the ship, making her shine, and they would check the sails. By 1:30 it was time for lunch and afternoon cocktails prepared by Bella Dizzy The Bitter.
The pirates were resting up—for they had some big action in store for this evening. For tonite they were going to Neverland Island. They were taking on legendry pirate Captain Hook and his crew. Hook claimed the island and surrounding water as his own. For it was Captain Hook who was talking smack about Skully One Eye and his crew to the press, most importantly to Pirate Weekly. He was quoted as saying that Skully One Eye was a horrible captain and a horrible knock off of Barron Von Black. And Skully One Eye and his crew wanted to show Hook what they were made of. They also wanted his treasure, Skully One Eye wanted something special, and if he was on the island at the time they wanted to kill the pansy Peter Pan.
The Judith Prosperous arrived at the island around 4pm. The ship stayed a few yards away from where Hooks ship was docked. The crew directed by Finale The Periwinkle the cannon smith launched an amazing assault using the cannons. 45 minutes after the first cannon was fired Hooks ship was left heavily damaged. As Hooks crew prepared to fight the JP crew once they boarded…. They didn’t realize that Audra Bellamy had already infatuated the ship. How did she get on the ship, you ask?? Well when the heavy cannon assault was going off Audra Bellamy climbed inside a cannon and was blasted threw the air and onto Hooks ship……….
TO BE CONTINUED………
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