Chapter 6

It was a cool Sunday morning when the screams of Ursula Birdwind broke the quiet air. Everyone came running out. Ursula Birdwind had found Audra Bellamy’s lifeless body laying on the deck, when she went to make breakfast for the mates. The crew gathered around and Bella Dizzy pronounced her dead. It was quite clear to everyone that Audra Bellamy had killed herself with the knife, which was still in her hand and stabbing into her stomach.

The entire crew had no idea as to why Audra would kill herself. She always seemed so happy to be on the ship and got along great with everyone. No one had any idea why she would have killed herself…. Except for Condi. And Lurg—Lurg was guilt ridden he thought his rejection of Audra made her go kill herself.

You see… over the past few months on the Judith Prosperous Audra and Lurg had a torrid relationship. Many days it was Audra lusting over Lurg and Lurg rejecting her, but sometimes they were very friendly with each other, and one special night, was a night full of passion.

The Story Of Lurg The Fist And Audra Bellamy

Way back before anyone was on the Judith Prosperous, and before Skully One-Eye came to the Pirate Port where he recruited his crew Audra Bellamy was already interested in Lurg.

Audra Bellamy was a runaway who left her family and came to the port to seek a new life style. Audra was fascinated by the pirate lifestyle. Audra first saw Lurg in an alleyway while he was giving the beat down to two pirates who owed Lurg some money. She was in love with him from the moment she saw him. She followed him around from that point on. For months she followed him wherever he went. Then when Skully One-Eye came to the port, she was there when Lurg slapped Skully at the cockfights, and she heard them talking about commandeering a ship and gathering a crew. Audra went to the sign ups to be on Skully One-Eye and Lurg’s ship. Skully was making advancements on her, but Lurg seemed uninterested. Audra was so excited to find out that she had been picked to be part of Skully’s crew. She had to sleep with Skully One-Eye to get on the ship, but it was all worth it in order to get to be on the ship with Lurg.

At first on the JP things were casual between Lurg and Audra. But over a few weeks Lurg began to feel as if someone was always watching him. Unbenounced to Audra but she too was also being watched. After a month or two Audra’s crush became quite clear to Lurg. Audra had met a voodoo witch who became Audra’s life coach, and without anyone knowing Audra had snuck her on the ship. Her life coach’s’ name was Deidre Vasquez. Deidre Vasquez was hiding out in the bottom of the ship where the dungeons and animal stalls where. Only one other person knew of Deidre Vasquez’s presence on the ship, and this person also became quite involved with Deidre Vasquez. At the insistence of Deidre Vasquez, Audra expressed her love to Lurg… she expressed it in an intrepted mime dance. Audra dressed as a mime and said nothing. But her hand movements told a story. Lurg was appalled by Audra’s intrepid dance.

For months following that exchange Audra showered Lurg with gifts and other thoughts of kindness. Lurg was growing wary of Audra. He had pirate matters to focus on and could not let a woman get in the way of his evilness. The big change that occurred in Lurg’s and Audra’s relationship was when they thought that Skully One-Eye had been killed and they turned to each other the night that Skully was poisoned by Daris Bluebeard. Audra and Lurg gave into their temptations for each other (its true Lurg did begin after many months to have feeling for Audra) they were in fear that life was too short. That night they had an amazing night if hot passion—the passion was abruptly disturbed by Bella Dizzy unannoncingly entering the room at the wee hours of the morning to tell Lurg that Skully was in fact alive. Seconds before Bella Dizzy busted in, Lurg heard the door beginning to open and threw Audra who was in his arms up into the rafters in his cabin. Bella Dizzy knew nothing about the love making and just thought that Lurg was very happy to see her as he stood there standing naked. And all the while watching everything from outsides Lurg’s window was Condi. But Condi too had a secret affair going on too. But Condi now realized that things were getting bad, and Lurg was beginning to soften with the love of Audra, Condi must stop this before its too late.

And that was the Story of the potential great love of Lurg and Audra.

Dusk came as the crew prepared to say goodbye to Audra. Finale The Periwinkle was playing the bagpipes. The crew lowered Audra Bellamy's body into the water. They all stared as the body sunk below the surface. It was at this point that one little teardrop fell from the eye of Lurg, the first time he showed an emotion other than evilness. As the body sank out of view, Lurg turned from the railing—it was time to get back to his pirate business.


Meanwhile under the sea a group of mermaids greeted Audra’s body.

The next weeks issue of Pirates’ Weekly ran Audra’s obituary on its front page.

And the Spanish Armada left Spain—and set out to find the Judith Prosperous.