Chapter 3

As Captain Hooks crew prepared to battle Skully One-Eye’s crew by hand once they have boarded the ship, Audra Bellamy was quietly sneaking about in the captains cabin. As Audra Bellamy was searching about the cabin looking for the treasure map she stumbled upon the most horrifying thing ever witnessed by poor Audra Bellamy.

Back on the Judith Prosperous the crews were getting ready to board hooks ship. They were excited about the upcoming fight. As Lurg the Fist and Yellow Condi Hackins’ were busy discussing there offensive attack Skully One-Eye was busy with a cocktail in one hand and a fishing rod in the other. “The fishing in these here waters are great I’ve heard,” said Skully One-Eye to Condi and Lurg. “Captain your not trying to catch fish…. Are you? Why is there a ham sandwich hanging on the end of your hook?” “Well Condi the truth is…. I’m trying to attract a mermaid, I read in Pirates Weekly that they love ham sandwiches”.

Back on hooks ship Audra Bellamy had just finished throwing up. The sight in front of her had just made her sick. What she stumbled upon was Captain Hook in the midst of putting on his fighting uniform; only he was wearing just a girdle and corset. Hook didn’t notice Audra Bellamy standing there. She snuck and hid under a desk. While Hook was busy dressing himself, Audra Bellamy was searching his desk for the map. Hook was talking to himself in the mirror. “You are so good-looking, the most handsomest pirate in all the seas. Skully One-Eye may have boyish good looks, but I am older, maturer, sexier and have this amazing black mustache”. At that moment boards from the Judith Prosperous could be heard slamming against Hooks ship, the JP’s crew were about to board and attack, the whole crew except for Hackin’ Eve Bones, for Hackin’ Eve Bones would stay and man the ship, because she doesn’t kill people. Hook exited the cabin, and Audra Bellamy with the map in hand also followed.

Audra Bellamy had to get on deck and meet up with the rest of the crew. As she was walking down the hallway she was attacked by Greys Blome, Greys Blome was Hooks 1st mate. Greys was protecting his captain and his captains treasure and now he must kill Audra for stealing the map. Emily and Greys had an intense battle below the deck while the two rivaling pirate clans went at it above deck. Audra and Greys exchanged hard blows with Audra using her quick ninja skills to out pace the much slower Greys. Audra was jumping and climbing and flipping about like a monkey. But both were equally as good in using the sword. Audra delivered a stabbing slice across Greys chest. He screamed out in agonizing pain; he reached out and ripped out a huge chunk of Audras hair. Greys fell back—slumping against the wall. Audra ran by him and up the stairs. “Ill get ye, ye tart little thing, ill get ye” screamed Greys as Audra ran to rejoin the crew.

As Audra got to the top of the stairs she was suddenly showered with a massive amount of blood. The blood was from the pirates that Finale The Periwinkle and Ursula Birdwind were aggressively fighting. Meanwhile Skully One-Eye was busy sword fighting Hook. Lurg and Condi were battling three of the largest, most creepy, monstrous, ugly, smelliest men that anyone has ever seen. “UGH, argh one of those guys looks just like this guy I awoke to in my bed last year” proclaimed Dizzy. Everyone shared a laugh, then the battle raged on! Lurg and Condi slaughtered those three mammoth men.

After nearly an hour hook and about a half a dozen remaining crew abandoned ship and treated to the jungle. Skully One-Eye and his crew chased them, following them through the thick tropical jungle. Finally they got to a clearing in the jungle where Hook and his 6 crew had stopped. Skully One-Eye and crew also stopped. Thinking that this is the end of, Skully One-Eye was about to take them captive, when the crew realized that surrounding them was nearly 100 Jungle men with bows and arrows. Hook had trapped them. The skies darkened and looked like it may soon rain. There was the crew trapped and greatly out numbered. The ground started to shake and a giant stone, temple like throne was pulled into the clearing by the jungle men. The king sat on the throne. A fat Buddha looking men dressed in gold and paint. The king began to speak in an unknown jungle language. “What is this mumble, jumble, jungle speak you say?” Asked Skully One-Eye. Hook interpreted… “We are glad ye come here Skully One-Eye, some old friends’ of yours have been expecting you”. Behind the jungle Kings throne walked Cap’n Daris Bluebeard and Ms. Maeghan Belle. The sight of these two stuck into Skully One-Eye heart like a knife.

You see… Skully One-Eye and Cap’n Daris Bluebeard were great old mates years back, the best mates until Cap’n Daris Bluebeard stole Skully One-Eye bride (Ms. Maeghan Belle) on his wedding day. Skully One-Eye has not seen either of the two since his almost wedding day four years back. Cap’n Daris Bluebeard stood starring at Skully with a smirking with the expression that he was the shit on his face. Ms. Maeghan looked as though someone had sucked the face out of her, she was pale, but still had a tiny glimmer in her eye, and Skully saw it. “When I look into your eyes, I can see a love refrained”. Said Skully to her; she said nothing just looked away. Skully looked back at Cap’n Daris Bluebeard still smirking. “Hey mate, I heard that your wedding did go off to well… did you actually think that I was going to let such a beautiful woman marry your pathetic arse?” said Cap’n Daris Bluebeard. Anger arose inside Skully One-Eye. “You want to antagonize me? Antagonize me motherfucker. Get in the ring motherfucker. And I'll kick your bitchy little ass. Punk. Yelling Skully One-Eye”. Skully One-Eye’s crew began chanting Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. The jungle men and Hooks crew also joined in, all you could hear was the thunderous roars of everyone chanting. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. Get in the ring. “Settle down everyone”, began Daris, “I am not here to fight you Skully. I am here to make amends, we should be friends, and life is too short to hate each other… I offer you a toast to Captain Skully One-Eye and your mighty crew who’s gotten the best of Hook!” Daris handed Skully a drink and they toasted and drank. Skully thought that once we has gotten his crew out of this situation and no longer in danger of the jungle men, that he would go after Daris and destroy him. So Skully drank.

Once Skully One-Eye finished drinking Daris began again “ye see…. It was I, who told those terrible things to Pirate Weekly in Hooks name, and it was I who made lies to cause this fight between you and Hook, and it was I who stole your bride…. And now it was I who killed the great Skully One-Eye!!!” Just as he finished speaking Skully could clearly feel the poison entering his veins. He lost color in his face, began sweating. Hook shot Daris a look of betrayal, for Daris used him. “You were never and could never win a match in a sword fight against Skully One-Eye so you poisoned him you coward!!!” Screamed Hook to Daris.

Skully One-Eye began to collapse---- he felt faint. As he was falling to the ground he managed to say one last thing… “Bamboozle!!” As Skully’s lifeless body hit the ground, thunderstruck in the above and the skies opened and it began to down pour. The jungle men ran into he jungle, Hook and his crew disappeared and Skully’s crew ran back to the ship. Finale the Periwinkle grabbed Skullys lifeless body and threw him over her shoulder and ran with the rest to the ship.